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*checks notes* yeah no I did recall correctly that roe v wade was reversed under Biden and nothing has happened since to correct it on a federal level.

Wu Tang is for the Children

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Ooops

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I have so much work to do but this has broken something deep inside me and now I can’t.

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This seems like a completely normal amount of food for an 8-10 hour day. High protein, generally healthy… I’m pretty sure this is how you’re supposed to eat.

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@wintercoldrr

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Is this a lot of snacks for one work day or am I just disordered. I can’t tell

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I can’t breathe

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2 years

The weirdest part is that we voted for them and we’re still dying and they’re still using that line.

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@transscribe

2 years

Vote or die has been the Dem election pitch for my entire adult life.

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The train derailment in Ohio is causing wildlife die-offs which means the vinyl chloride is in the water and it’s creating hydrochloric acid in the air but yeah let’s talk about fucking weather balloons.

ABC 7 Chicago

@ABC7Chicago

1 year

BREAKING: It is not clear what the object is or whether it is related to the Chinese spy balloon from last week or another object shot down over Alaska Friday

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5 years

Watching Hillary Clinton do interviews makes my heart hurt. She’s so brilliant. She was done so wrong. #maddow #ImWithHer #sheshouldbepresident

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@saddymayo

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@MeghanMcCain @cindymccain You know, Meghan, when my dad died after years of being sick, between medical costs and the recession, my sisters and I didn't get a big windfall... just debt. So, we don't feel like throwing him a parade for voting on a tax plan that guts healthcare in favor of your inheritance.

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4 years

@notcapnamerica She should be arrested for trespassing.

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@saddymayo

4 months

If you see me doing donuts in an empty parking lot mind your business I’m *learning*

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@HackingLZ

4 months

Just replace teens with people of all ages

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@LeftAccidental @csydelko They are so obsessed with being dominated by left wing women. Hold on, I have a new business idea.

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7 years

@StephenAtHome @jimmykimmel Listen, that was just locker room bankruptcy.

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@saddymayo

5 months

I mean, this is how cults of extremism work. They find lonely, sad people, tell them they’re worthy to build trust, and then mush their brains with a stand mixer.

hegelian vs predator

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5 months

maybe the Internet was a mistake

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@Universe__Lover You can keep guys like this to yourself we don’t need to know

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@saddymayo

2 years

Phoebe Bridgers calling David Crosby a bitch for not supporting unions while an account for a union-loving cat named Jorts looks on is the best example of why I can never leave this website.

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@BErtNotBurt Right?

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2 years

THEY MADE WILL SMITH RESIGN FROM THE ACADEMY AND THEN LOUIS CK WON A GRAMMY?! I’m gonna burn something down.

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4 years

@chrissyteigen Lol, I love that she criticizes you for having a social media following like you weren’t famous before you released a cookbook. And then she talks about supporting women? Girl, jealousy is a bad look.

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3 years

@tedcruz LOL... like you give a shit about women's autonomy.

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6 years

@MeghanMcCain @cindymccain 2/ those of us who lost our parent(s) who had nothing... especially at the cost of every day people... then maybe you should ask your Dad not to vote for it. Because your inheritance isn't worth more than the lives of anyone who voted for him.

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2 years

We’re you a dinosaur kid, a space kid or a shark kid?

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3 months

@PhilthyMedia Yes that would be cool but that’s not the picture my sister cruelly sent me

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3 years

@MeghanMcCain I mean, your father was a sitting senator at 81 and you don't seem to really let that bother you. you're not wrong, but rules apply to everyone, not just people you don't like.

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3 months

For all the people in my mentions absolving Biden of any responsibility for this, I hope it helps you sleep better at night when women are dying trying to seek care.

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@saddymayo

3 months

Know how I know this? It happened on my birthday, while I was driving to TN. That was fun.

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3 years

@kenklippenstein In case anyone was wondering, $740b is enough to give every American (including children) about $2200. Do with that what you will.

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@saddymayo

2 months

Are they called “failed out of nursing school?”

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@MattWallace888

2 months

This all girl band is quickly rising up the charts. What do you notice about them?

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6 years

@MeghanMcCain @cindymccain I need to clarify -- I know this sound angry or mean, but that wasn't my intent, and for that I'm sorry. You may soon join one of the shittiest clubs out there, and it sucks. But if you feel that it's unfair to point out that you're going to benefit from this tax cut more than 1/

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@saddymayo

5 months

Instant 3rd base

IEP Advocate 👩🏾‍🏫

@nancytaughtyou

5 months

This man took me on a $5 date 🚶🏾‍♀️

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3 months

Why is the LA River paved? Why isn’t it just… a river?

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@joshua__frank

3 months

The roaring LA River in Long Beach. That's a lot of water, 25-30 feet deep.

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4 months

@Universe__Lover Someone woke up real mad this morning

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@saddymayo

3 years

@CNN Wait. Unless this happened literally yesterday, I want to know which elected officials saw these pictures and didn’t report it.

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@saddymayo

1 year

Love to watch libs get on their high horse to tell us that we shouldn’t celebrate Mitch McConnell’s ultimate demise right after they spent weeks wishing death on Ohioans because they didn’t vote right.

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2 years

@afivegantenna @woketopus Really hoping for Batula or Blotted Spoon.

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3 months

The blue maga people are coming for me in the DMs. Yall, stop being mad at ME because your candidate sucks and has let us down at every turn.

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Update: it’s happening.

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@saddymayo

24 days

Alright guys… I’m in line to meet a dog. The dog I had been thinking of is gone, but…

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@saddymayo

2 years

@danglinghemmie Watching that older woman just blatantly ignore the term “corporate profits” like it was in a separate language was… maddening.

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@Universe__Lover This was a roller coaster

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6 years

@KatMcKinley @tnk1964 @Wraith_Guy @MeghanMcCain @cindymccain Oh? What does a child do to earn their parents’ money?

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11 months

Me in traffic in Ohio

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@saddymayo

5 years

Dear Congress: While you were arguing over a wall and shutting down the government (Yeah, It's #TrumpChristmasShutdown ), you let #TheViolenceAgainstWomenAct expire. Thanks, mostly old white dudes, for once again telling 51% of the population that we just don't matter.

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@saddymayo

5 months

Dudes is it gay to love your future wife?

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@ohkanobii

5 months

why as a grown ass man are you full blown cryin at your wedding. this shii so corny man.

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@saddymayo

3 years

@edburmila They tried to buy it back at auction and were denied, even though they had the money. This whole thing is a terrible story of gentrification, predatory banking, and the entire system working to crush a family.

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@saddymayo

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@_celia_bedelia_ @SeanMcElwee Rich people bought into the market when it was at 8k. They're still at 150% gains. Those of us with little 401ks are he ones dying right now.

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1 year

Breaking in the new Dutch oven with a shitload of chili

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@saddymayo

4 years

Wow... how nice it must be to have THIS be what’s angering you today.

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@ClarkeMicah

4 years

Oxford this morning. Stand there. Do this. Wear that. Wait here. Stay home. Now they tell us which way to walk.

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@ACABylonBee Imagine shilling for a dude that would rather see you dead because you hate immigrants of whatever

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@ask_aubry I’m not saying we need a purge but maybe we should give it some thought

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7 years

@AtkissonNettie @StephenAtHome @jimmykimmel He’s just grabbing business by the... nevermind. Too far.

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@saddymayo

4 years

@SharSaysSo @MarieAtonement8 I learned on a podcast yesterday that Burberry destroyed $37m in inventory that didn’t sell (literally incinerated) to keep “brand exclusivity” and not let poor folks wear their clothes by reducing pricing. The fashion industry is gross.

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6 years

@Progressive_Vet @CBSNews You wouldn’t be an American if it weren’t for genocide.

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1 year

Flawless.

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3 years

@irishecko @JasonIsbell You make fun of them for being horrible, not for what they look like. Why is this so complicated?

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@jessepstein Hey genius, no one will work at your fancy suburban grocery store if no one who makes grocery store money can afford to live there.

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1 year

@ChayaRaichik10 Can you please provide an example of a school field trip to a strip club? Or are you just being a bigot again?

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@Universe__Lover Well, at least someone involved in this story dodged a bullet

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3 months

I’m old and alone and that’s on me but I feel so terrible for the young women dealing with the Andrew Tate generation of dudes.

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@CoreyVersuz

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Dudes are out here making it so easy for the rest of us to be good bfs

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@saddymayo

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@David_Leavitt @Target It literally says display on the tag. This isn’t deceptive. The display is probably a non-functioning unit sent by the vendor which is a penny value for receiving purposes. Quit being dumb.

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@saddymayo

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@Chas10Buttigieg I was a junior in HS when 9/11 happened. My American Studies teacher stopped classes for a week so we could get a crash course in middle eastern politics, and wrap our young minds around what had happened. I will always be grateful for his bringing information instead of fear.

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In 24 hours, Louis CK has lost his show, his agent, his upcoming movie... meanwhile Moore is still going strong and Trump is still president. There’s no winning.

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2 years

The implication here is that Jesus is a top.

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@lookoutitsbbear

2 years

damn they got conservative pride shirts now

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@ObviousMonk We gotta get some orcas in the Potomac somehow

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@wapplehouse Don’t tease us like this.

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2 months

Wow, the racist princess is stressed out over being called racist.

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

2 months

EXCLUSIVE: Friends of Kate Middleton have blamed “intense stress,” including the fall-out from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s repeated denunciations of her and Prince William, as being at least partly responsible for her absence from public life.

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Since so many of you are enduring the un-osb-lievable floor… if you have a little extra donate to Doctors Without Borders and supplies and care for Palestinians

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@saddymayo

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@Eve6 @CNN Union busting *and* the DoT just flat out ignoring requests to renew existing safety policies (thanks Pete!)

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@saddymayo

6 years

@Progressive_Vet @CBSNews Uh... we committed genocide to create the damn country. It’s what we do.

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We’ve been home for 45 minutes, he’s already destroyed two toys, taken over the couch, and scared the cat (who is now safely in the bedroom with his food and water behind a closed door). Welcome home, Sonny!

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@saddymayo

3 years

@benshapiro Jesus f'ing Christ, Ben. Is there *anything* you won't bitch about? This doesn't affect you, literally at all.

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5 months

Hey they made a video about your mom

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5 months

Sperm extractor machine

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A lot of my mutuals on here are pretty leftist so curious (because I love 2b yelled at): Let’s say Biden were to announce he wasn’t going to run again, and the Dems were gonna throw us a new candidate. Who would get you to vote? Harris? Whitmer? Pritzker? Newsom?

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@Lontar_On_Here Lord forbid working out be fun.

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@davidsirota "This movie is bad because it made me feel bad as it pointed out I'm part of the problem" is actually exactly the take I was expecting from a *lot* of media folks.

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@jameelajamil @chrissyteigen Still waiting for Roman’s epic takedown of The Pioneer Woman. 🙄

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@saddymayo

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@IjeomaOluo @Amy_Siskind @AngryBlackLady I cannot for the life of me understand why everyone is rallying to her defense. I mean, I know why, but it doesn’t make any damn sense.

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There’s a little blurb going around TikTok right now about how, because they refused to address gun safety, the government taught Gen z how to barricade, fight, hide, etc and also that police were never there to help them and it’s making me laugh but also really sad

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3 months

You know what… millennials SHOULDNT buy houses

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I know this woman did not just paint her countertops white

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He’s an old man now, at least 12, but since we moved away, he’s become the sweetest, screamingest, funniest friend I could ask for. To many more loud and chaotic years together, my best boy. Enjoy the tuna.

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4 months

Make me a lettuce wrap with creamy dressing, daddy

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3 years

@benshapiro Is this where I’m supposed to say “fuck your feelings?” I’m pretty sure four years ago that’s what happened.

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Annoying take from me: this schtick was cute when he was anti-establishment and “making a point” and now that he’s just a liar and a fraud, it’s so dumb.

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(the smelliest guy you know) "I think he looks good!"

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4 years

@AITA_reddit ESH. OP needs to grow up and realize that adults need space. BF needs to take her needs into account and find better coping mechanisms than hours of playstation.

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@ProtonInspector Lol I love how she says “unfortunate that 22 year olds…” as if she didn’t raise this kid.

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5 years

#CrazyExGirlfriend is going to make me cry so, so hard. I’m going to miss this show so much. What show will remind us it’s okay to be weird, and have musicals in our head?

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@saddymayo

4 months

As someone who has casually dated a pretty equivalent number of men and women, I can say with complete confidence that men care far more about weight and size than women. Obsessively so.

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@_Jaded_Nurse

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I like this so much. 🥰 🔊 Sound on.

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@StrongMatt420 @edwardodell The state should be able to force trauma upon you is a real hot take for someone who says they believe in freedom.

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@kenklippenstein Even if we just spent the same for defense as China, the second-highest spender, we could cut 330m $1700 checks with the difference.

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@ProNihilist @AtkissonNettie @StephenAtHome @jimmykimmel And it wasn’t even a short one.

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@saddymayo

7 years

@krystalball @HillaryClinton @HarveyWeinstein Why? She's not the president. She holds no elected office.

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@drmistercody Bonus, she’s angry that Cody is extremely online and also that someone is mowing lawns,presumably for pay, and interrupting her Thanksgiving. She’s really worried about the important stuff.

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@EclecticHams I have a client who comes in with their phone on speaker, and carries on a conversation that I don’t want to hear any side of let alone both, and just sits and finishes their chat for 20 minutes before actually letting me start the meeting. I want to throw things at them

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3 years

@Slate Elena Kagan, with what we’re all thinking:

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@IwriteOK I’m gonna be single forever because my new standard for a partner is “would pick up a wild bobcat and throw it like a shot put across the yard to save me.”

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@EclecticHams All these dudes like “I could fix her.” You know, you can find a girl with big boobs that doesn’t need fixing.

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Girls, stay out of buildings!

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@AssBoss80085 I hadn't heard about this until this morning when I saw the trucker boycott of CO and I am absolutely disgusted by the whole case - but this - oh... this is appalling and I can't even find the words.

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