Cyborg theorist, EMT, knitter, sardonic feminist, contrarian gadfly, weird yoga person, gun owner. I have no pronouns; do not speak of me in third person.
@ChristinaPushaw
I just got an email from our VP of Student Affairs telling me one of my students wasn't boosted and would be removed from class.
Like I got this TODAY.
@BellaRudd1
@PstafarianPrice
See the problem is, I don't know he's just trying to rob me for money. Maybe he is going to rob me then rape me. Maybe he's going to rob me, then stab me. I don't know his true intent and neither do you. So, every lawless attempt at me could be a lethal threat.
So I want to tell you the whole ass story of this call because I'm still feeling, as the young 'uns would say, 'some kind of way'.
BUCKLE UP (which is more than the driver did).
@libsoftiktok
Who is his credentialing body? A dude got fired from his job last week for making a joke about how he didn't understand bodegas. This guy should at least face the same.
@NBCLA
Watching the difference between my students when they were forced to mask and then unmasked mid semester? Night and day. Masking kids causes learning and social loss.
@michaelianblack
@ElliottRHams
Um, my grampa who was a sheriff, who had plenty of bad guys threaten to kill his wife? He brought guns into the home to keep my dad's family safe.
@lporiginalg
That the teacher has a fetish is fine. YKINMK and all that. But the fact he wants to flaunt his kink in front of a kiddie audience? That's where he and I and decency part ways. Why does he want kids to see his kink so badly? HMMMMM.
@renrut78
@bennyjohnson
Your generation's problem right here. You can't even handle 60 seconds of someone who disagrees with you AND you think you deserve a prize for it.
Pathetic
Well color me No Longer Back the Blue when the cops open the side door and tell our pt that her Uber is here. And she can go now.
See......the drunk armed bitch? IS A COP.
And they're letting her GO. Because she's a fellow COP.
@jmceknives
@nypost
It's clear they're jealous because he carried an entire sketch show on his own back for years and the twenty of them can't write even ONE actually funny line per week. They're intimidated.
@audubonsociety
How much did you spend on this and how could the money better have been used to actually save birds and their habitats?
Honestly this looks like an old MADtv sketch.
@lporiginalg
Also his caricature of femininity is intensely misogynistic but the LGBTQ+ movement has left women by the side of the road for the last 5 years.
@LeslieMarshall
@benshapiro
Spoiler: your children talk like that. Maybe not to your face, but you do them no great service thinking you control their every word.
@CatchUpNetwork
I've been a fucking girl for several decades. When do *I* get my White House invite? I guarantee that as an EMT during COVID and a community college professor, I have had more impact on my community than Dylan.
@BriannaWu
Sex work is not liberation, it is exploitation of the worker's body, and if it's a female body, it involves degradation and disrespect. Liberation is the body FREE of capitalist exploitation. I'm not even a commie and I know this.
@nhannahjones
My sister takes the subway for work every day. She now no longer feels safe to even read a book during the ride and has bought pepper spray. It is worse. Stop this gaslighting you're almost as bad as Hochul.
@prageru
Multiple causes mean it will never be fully solved. We need to reopen long term psych facilities. We need to prosecute petty crimes like shoplifting (the homeless around here shoplift, sell their stolen stuff and buy booze or drugs with it).
They wanted her to stay in the rig not for her own safety, but so none of the bystanders could film her and recognize her.
Y'all.
YYYYYYYY'ALLLLLLLLLLLL.
@the_chart_life
@JStein_WaPo
Or that no one at wapo realizes using my tax money to make a doodad with some of my money on it and them using more of my money to mail it to me is just a huge waste of my money?
@GradSkoolStrugs
Two of my faves, by which I mean they don't reduce me to tears of rage:
"A grown ass adult wearing socks with cats on them. FML"
and "Worst ever. If you plagiarize you will fail the whole class."
So my student who at the end of the semester called me a bad professor, tried to bribe me, stated she was going to kill herself and/or get beaten by her parents for her grade in my class?
Just signed up for my summer class.
@haysprank
@WreckerJen
It also will change the life of every worker in America who pays taxes. All of us get to pay $2000 more in taxes this year. Including my fixed income dad.
@Tr00peRR
I grew up with 90 lb dobermans. Never needed to muzzle because they were well trained. Each dog, we paid a special trainer to help us to make sure it was done right. If you have a powerful dog, it is an absolute responsibility. Plus, smart dogs ENJOY good training.
@SarahAshtonLV
You didn't even bother to look at the actual weather forecast and realize you'd be Malcolm Nancing in a week of rain. And mud. Yet here you are dry and clean.
Sus
@TheMFingCOO
'fat girl who eats healthy' *stuffs 4 oz of cream cheese in her face in one bite.
The fact that her bites are so big that she can't even close her mouth after a mouthful of food is also kind of the issue. Also gross. I don't want to watch anyone masticate.
@Sophiemcneill
@hrw
No, that sounds fair. Say for example she blocked my ambulance from getting to a hospital when I was transporting a critical patient and they declined. She'd be directly responsible for delay-of-care which is a crime. I hope they don't have vegan food in jail for her.
@FloridaThales
As a prof, if I see an answer that is a WTF, I look at my question. If I can see how they got there, they get full credit and I note to rewrite the question in the future. My lack of clarity should not harm a grade.
@XXWAGAGANG
Everyone feels uncomfortable with their body during puberty. It's doing weird things and you might get attention from people you don't know how to handle.
@Cybersoulja
Um, it's less HIPAA than battery, and a violation of the Fourth Amendment, but you do you. HIPAA only covers information, not bodily stuff.
Members of an Indigenous tribe have reportedly expressed interest in taking back the land now occupied by popular ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's after the company posted a Fourth of July tweet calling for America to return "stolen" land.
@anonymousprofs
Um, what?
Many of my comm coll students are the first in their entire family to even *attempt* college. It is a HUGE DEAL for them to get even an associate's degree!
Anyone thinking Sally Field's defense of the c-word is valid ought to ask how they'd feel if someone said the same about the n-word. It's a word steeped in hatred and power-over.
@me0wmixalot
@Madisontx76
@StephenKing
Hi, English lit PhD here and no he is not. He has always been long on premise, godawful on execution. Every novel of his is a bloated mess.
Read some Ligotti or Jackson if you like horror and don't try this 'read a book' sneer again, you champion of mediocrity.
@dominicpnanni
@RantyAmyCurtis
SO I know I'm only a dumb EMT so I texted my sister, who is a doctor in a major NYC hospital, with 20 years' experience, chief director of education and she politely suggests you should stop spreading misinformation.
@MJSWJ316
@MaajidNawaz
@Cernovich
An Islamic end times prophecy. The Mahdi is sort of like a messianic figure who purges the world of infidels and brings about the end of the world.
Basically, death cult stuff.
And the kicker? It was that woman's birthday and she was having a little birthday party in her house.
So recap: sweet lady having a birthday 'do in her house gets her car annihilated by drunk bitch on way to get dicked down.
@physicsgeek
Not so much that a transgender person is being used as a spokesperson per se, but that the transgender person seems to think femininity is merely a performance of the offensive chauvinistic cliches I have spent my life pushing back against.
@XXWAGAGANG
Also, practice appreciating your body for what it DOES more than what it LOOKS LIKE. Your body lets you play softball or do yoga or play in band, or draw, or read fanfiction, etc. Thinking of your body as separate from YOU is dangerous.
@JoelWBerry
@seanmdav
I mean his wife blew like $70000 last week in a Parisian shopping spree. She could have picked him out a little something nice with my money.
@AndreaLMerrill
@Gormogons
@Delta
I mean, I hear you but I also don't trust a doctor who can't at least get a palp blood pressure. I'm half deaf and do it in a noisy ambulance ALL THE TIME, what's your excuse?
Allow me to restate that: police officer brings a loaded weapon into a small metal box to hand to a person who is intoxicated.
Police officer KNOWINGLY brings loaded firearm and hands it to drunk person who just totaled 2 cars.
@PolitiBunny
No, no, don't stop the enemy from making a mistake. The more they paint us normal people as 'MEGA MAGA EXTREEEEEME' the more people in the center they alienate.