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Cyborg theorist, EMT, knitter, sardonic feminist, contrarian gadfly, weird yoga person, gun owner. I have no pronouns; do not speak of me in third person.

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@AOC Oh no, you have to hear from YOUR FREAKING CONSTITUENTS?!?! I'm so terribly sorry this is happening to you.
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@TMZ And you're in her pocket, running to take pictures on her command. Sit this one out TMZ
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@skwinnicki @Momademia When my sister was in med school we spent one Thanksgiving break dissecting a cow heart as a family.
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@ChristinaPushaw I just got an email from our VP of Student Affairs telling me one of my students wasn't boosted and would be removed from class. Like I got this TODAY.
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@BellaRudd1 @PstafarianPrice See the problem is, I don't know he's just trying to rob me for money. Maybe he is going to rob me then rape me. Maybe he's going to rob me, then stab me. I don't know his true intent and neither do you. So, every lawless attempt at me could be a lethal threat.
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@AitelMax Why is any teacher wasting tax payer time talking about their personal lives in the first place?
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@onesarahjones @Broadsword_Luke @PNWSelina Oh you're one of those neurodivergent people who don't understand metaphor. Interesting!
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@DailyMail Oh like right before the election?
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@hoovlet And how much of that was plagiarized, too?
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@libsoftiktok You are doing the Lord's work and the fact that the community put pressure on this shop shows you are not alone!!
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@quatre004 @RichardJSunkle @realDailyWire @JoeSilverman7 Honey. I teach college. You can cancel the loan you took out to cover your tuition and my salary but....someone is still going to pay me. Who do you think that is? You. And me. In taxes.
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@jarlcarlson @realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog DId you listen to him? He's attacking the evil medical community LYING to trans people, not actual trans people.
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So I want to tell you the whole ass story of this call because I'm still feeling, as the young 'uns would say, 'some kind of way'. BUCKLE UP (which is more than the driver did).
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EMS funtimes. What's wrong with this picture?
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@libsoftiktok Who is his credentialing body? A dude got fired from his job last week for making a joke about how he didn't understand bodegas. This guy should at least face the same.
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@GHMansfield I mean I'm legally required to ask that of literally every patient on my ambulance. And they ask again in the ER. Blame Epic/ESO.
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@NBCLA Watching the difference between my students when they were forced to mask and then unmasked mid semester? Night and day. Masking kids causes learning and social loss.
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@michaelianblack @ElliottRHams Um, my grampa who was a sheriff, who had plenty of bad guys threaten to kill his wife? He brought guns into the home to keep my dad's family safe.
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@lporiginalg That the teacher has a fetish is fine. YKINMK and all that. But the fact he wants to flaunt his kink in front of a kiddie audience? That's where he and I and decency part ways. Why does he want kids to see his kink so badly? HMMMMM.
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@renrut78 @bennyjohnson Your generation's problem right here. You can't even handle 60 seconds of someone who disagrees with you AND you think you deserve a prize for it. Pathetic
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@chadfelixg This is what I hate about the whole thing--the way labels are making people suffer.
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@Slumdogsomil @realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog The tip off was when he said that he was diagnosed while in therapy. Almost like some medical professional planted the idea in his head.
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Well color me No Longer Back the Blue when the cops open the side door and tell our pt that her Uber is here. And she can go now. See......the drunk armed bitch? IS A COP. And they're letting her GO. Because she's a fellow COP.
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@jmceknives @nypost It's clear they're jealous because he carried an entire sketch show on his own back for years and the twenty of them can't write even ONE actually funny line per week. They're intimidated.
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@audubonsociety How much did you spend on this and how could the money better have been used to actually save birds and their habitats? Honestly this looks like an old MADtv sketch.
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@WashTimes As a woman who has been raped, I find this comparison SO offensive.
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@uppityhobbit That is one handsome cyst. Mine, sadly, was just endometriosis, lol. Nowhere near as cute.
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@lporiginalg Also his caricature of femininity is intensely misogynistic but the LGBTQ+ movement has left women by the side of the road for the last 5 years.
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I want to frame this and put it in a special museum for the Sickest of Burns.
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@RepSwalwell I agree Eric. If you give someone without credentials power, they might screw a Chinese spy.
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@megandfigueroa It does. Hi. I teach linguistics. Many of my students are hearing impaired or Deaf. Masking has been awful for us.
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@catturd2 Remember people fell for the Lincoln Project tiki crew.
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@LeslieMarshall @benshapiro Spoiler: your children talk like that. Maybe not to your face, but you do them no great service thinking you control their every word.
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@CatchUpNetwork I've been a fucking girl for several decades. When do *I* get my White House invite? I guarantee that as an EMT during COVID and a community college professor, I have had more impact on my community than Dylan.
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@Esqueer_ Uh huh. Post the threats. Let's hear the audio or see the text.
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@BriannaWu Sex work is not liberation, it is exploitation of the worker's body, and if it's a female body, it involves degradation and disrespect. Liberation is the body FREE of capitalist exploitation. I'm not even a commie and I know this.
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@nhannahjones My sister takes the subway for work every day. She now no longer feels safe to even read a book during the ride and has bought pepper spray. It is worse. Stop this gaslighting you're almost as bad as Hochul.
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@prageru Multiple causes mean it will never be fully solved. We need to reopen long term psych facilities. We need to prosecute petty crimes like shoplifting (the homeless around here shoplift, sell their stolen stuff and buy booze or drugs with it).
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@ziibiing Wait. You get paid to do messaging and you release a message this whiny and cringe?
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@RachaelRayShow @USATODAY You can't even make a cat food that doesn't make my cats ill. Maybe work on that first.
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@HuwDavi46785842 @myworld2121 Saw my feral cat kill and eat a robin yesterday. Is that what you mean?
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Yeah they're really going after meat consumption from every angle.
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Protein-packed diets cause add excess nitrogen to the environment through urine, rivaling pollution from agricultural fertilizers
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@libsoftiktok An "anxiety holder" ????? Wtaf?
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They wanted her to stay in the rig not for her own safety, but so none of the bystanders could film her and recognize her. Y'all. YYYYYYYY'ALLLLLLLLLLLL.
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@BeckiJr I mean, right? they don't even know how to ban a book if you could just walk into any old shop and buy it. Failing at fascism, again!
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@the_chart_life @JStein_WaPo Or that no one at wapo realizes using my tax money to make a doodad with some of my money on it and them using more of my money to mail it to me is just a huge waste of my money?
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All I get from that #PepsiLivesMatter ad is that POC people protesting accomplishes nothing, until a rich white woman shows up.
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@FordFischer So the real question is: are y'all just bad journalists who aren't aware these are feds, or are you complicit with the feds?
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@GradSkoolStrugs Two of my faves, by which I mean they don't reduce me to tears of rage: "A grown ass adult wearing socks with cats on them. FML" and "Worst ever. If you plagiarize you will fail the whole class."
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So my student who at the end of the semester called me a bad professor, tried to bribe me, stated she was going to kill herself and/or get beaten by her parents for her grade in my class? Just signed up for my summer class.
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@haysprank @WreckerJen It also will change the life of every worker in America who pays taxes. All of us get to pay $2000 more in taxes this year. Including my fixed income dad.
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@Tr00peRR I grew up with 90 lb dobermans. Never needed to muzzle because they were well trained. Each dog, we paid a special trainer to help us to make sure it was done right. If you have a powerful dog, it is an absolute responsibility. Plus, smart dogs ENJOY good training.
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@SarahAshtonLV You didn't even bother to look at the actual weather forecast and realize you'd be Malcolm Nancing in a week of rain. And mud. Yet here you are dry and clean. Sus
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Weird how the woman whose whole brand is doxxing other people never shows or doxxes these or takes then to the police.
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@PennyRed You didn't try? You didn't realize we have waiting periods and FBI checks? What kind of journalist are you?
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@TheMFingCOO 'fat girl who eats healthy' *stuffs 4 oz of cream cheese in her face in one bite. The fact that her bites are so big that she can't even close her mouth after a mouthful of food is also kind of the issue. Also gross. I don't want to watch anyone masticate.
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@Jezebel Please stay out of politics. This is awful. You wouldn't say it if it was Hillary's dog. Have some class/decency.
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@Sophiemcneill @hrw No, that sounds fair. Say for example she blocked my ambulance from getting to a hospital when I was transporting a critical patient and they declined. She'd be directly responsible for delay-of-care which is a crime. I hope they don't have vegan food in jail for her.
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Anyway, I don't even really know how to process this whole mess, so weigh in, Xeeps! What are your thoughts?
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@FloridaThales As a prof, if I see an answer that is a WTF, I look at my question. If I can see how they got there, they get full credit and I note to rewrite the question in the future. My lack of clarity should not harm a grade.
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@XXWAGAGANG Everyone feels uncomfortable with their body during puberty. It's doing weird things and you might get attention from people you don't know how to handle.
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@realJoelFischer These fuckheads FILMING this shit instead of stepping in are part of the problem.
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@JStein_WaPo They could have a gas tax holiday. Suspend all federal gas taxes till the crisis is over.
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@JackPosobiec And thus they will not ask him so her garbage testimony will remain 'the official record'. This political slime makes me nauseous.
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@ShelbyTalcott And where is the fact checking from ballistics experts on...any of this? Because IT AIN"T TRUE.
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@Cybersoulja Um, it's less HIPAA than battery, and a violation of the Fourth Amendment, but you do you. HIPAA only covers information, not bodily stuff.
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@LucarioGrande @RobProvince Bro I'm gen X I was raised by bad TV and tree climbing. Take accountability.
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Ah the dildo of consequences has arrived and lacks lube.
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Members of an Indigenous tribe have reportedly expressed interest in taking back the land now occupied by popular ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's after the company posted a Fourth of July tweet calling for America to return "stolen" land.
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@anonymousprofs Um, what? Many of my comm coll students are the first in their entire family to even *attempt* college. It is a HUGE DEAL for them to get even an associate's degree!
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Anyone thinking Sally Field's defense of the c-word is valid ought to ask how they'd feel if someone said the same about the n-word. It's a word steeped in hatred and power-over.
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@me0wmixalot @Madisontx76 @StephenKing Hi, English lit PhD here and no he is not. He has always been long on premise, godawful on execution. Every novel of his is a bloated mess. Read some Ligotti or Jackson if you like horror and don't try this 'read a book' sneer again, you champion of mediocrity.
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@mybrainmelted Your student loan relief is getting paid for by my freshman student's part time jobs. And they are taking out...loans.
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@d10083 @Ragland1836 Dude my avi is a tabby cat and my online name is tabby.....but I'm not actually a cat.
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@dominicpnanni @RantyAmyCurtis SO I know I'm only a dumb EMT so I texted my sister, who is a doctor in a major NYC hospital, with 20 years' experience, chief director of education and she politely suggests you should stop spreading misinformation.
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@MJSWJ316 @MaajidNawaz @Cernovich An Islamic end times prophecy. The Mahdi is sort of like a messianic figure who purges the world of infidels and brings about the end of the world. Basically, death cult stuff.
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Me, about grading right now: What if I burned all these papers, weighed the ash, and averaged that out to a letter grade?
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@RepJeffries Lower than what? My home heating oil is $7 a gallon.
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And the kicker? It was that woman's birthday and she was having a little birthday party in her house. So recap: sweet lady having a birthday 'do in her house gets her car annihilated by drunk bitch on way to get dicked down.
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@IanJaegerNPC Yes because I have a basic understanding of economics.
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@physicsgeek Not so much that a transgender person is being used as a spokesperson per se, but that the transgender person seems to think femininity is merely a performance of the offensive chauvinistic cliches I have spent my life pushing back against.
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@SarahBurris I see you're upholding the sexist stereotype that women can't read numbers. LOOK AT THE DATES SARAH LOOK AT THE DATES.
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@XXWAGAGANG Also, practice appreciating your body for what it DOES more than what it LOOKS LIKE. Your body lets you play softball or do yoga or play in band, or draw, or read fanfiction, etc. Thinking of your body as separate from YOU is dangerous.
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@JoelWBerry @seanmdav I mean his wife blew like $70000 last week in a Parisian shopping spree. She could have picked him out a little something nice with my money.
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I was gonna stay out of this, till I saw how low they ranked sweet potato fries. Clearly whoever made this infographic is a monster.
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Why is Tater Tots ranked so high and Sweet Potato fries ranked so low? And yeah Waffle fries are the best
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Oh my god, Ravelry. Stop trying to make ponchos happen.
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@wunderpup06 @OneFineJay @redneckgeisha @FreckledLiberty @Chasten Y-you don't even realize how racist you are. Astonishing. You presume brown people have no skills, education, or training and are only suited to manual labor. Know who else thought like that? Slave owners.
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@libsoftiktok Wait what's a 'contact at Twitter? Is that like a personal concierge?
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@benshapiro Also don't forget this guy from Samurai Jack
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@NYCMetalScene @PolitiBunny All that education, and you never learned how to use commas?
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@AndreaLMerrill @Gormogons @Delta I mean, I hear you but I also don't trust a doctor who can't at least get a palp blood pressure. I'm half deaf and do it in a noisy ambulance ALL THE TIME, what's your excuse?
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Allow me to restate that: police officer brings a loaded weapon into a small metal box to hand to a person who is intoxicated. Police officer KNOWINGLY brings loaded firearm and hands it to drunk person who just totaled 2 cars.
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@PolitiBunny No, no, don't stop the enemy from making a mistake. The more they paint us normal people as 'MEGA MAGA EXTREEEEEME' the more people in the center they alienate.
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@corinnec I'm allergic to gin and other women telling me what to do.
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@JamesMartinSJ You've never purchased a firearm legally, have you?
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So you know I have this student who, honestly, doesn't belong in college. He came to my office hours today. I told him 15 minutes. He stayed for 50.
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@TheMERL I offer this in return.
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Read this thread over and ask yourself--does this kid need to be in college? He literally can't read.
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