Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice Twitter profile

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Cristine Rice

@PstafarianPrice

4 years

Whoever promises to legalize handlebar mounted rocket-propelled grenade launchers, gets my vote.

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Cristine Rice

@PstafarianPrice

2 years

Holy shit I'm so happy for my Costco checkout lady (she has been working there for 39 years... and has 3 million dollars in her 401k)

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1 month

So at what point are phone photographs not going to be admissible as evidence in court?

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I took this photo of the Hollywood sign with my iPhone 13 Pro, with standard lens zoom (no over zoom) and the amount of AI processing is just so disheartening to see. Is there no way to just see the raw camera output without processing? What is a HDLMMODD anyway?

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6 months

@milkkarten > we're probably never gonna do this again Getting ahead of the "torch your car with a Stanley in it" tiktok viral challenge

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6 months

@truth_enjoyer The biggest L of psychology is studying all the various ways humanity is broken, instead of putting exemplar humans like that under a microscope and figuring out how to roll they psychological success to the masses

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28 days

Do men realize the psychic damage they've unleashed. Every woman on Twitter is over-analyzing these, trying to figure out if they pattern match this woman, stressing over whether that's good or bad

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3 months

@KingLibertarian All the guys I know who did things like this are now happily married with extemely sweet and loving wives.

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12 days

@thechosenberg Ok but now I must know why they can't at least mix it into a tasty cocktail? What an end of life indignity

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Cristine Rice

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2 months

this is wildly inappropriate.

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1 month

@growing_daniel THE SEX OFFENSE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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1 year

@AlchemistJijo @Goopypanther Poor Jamon. His account is forever being frozen from Too Many Bad Login Attempts

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7 months

@tyler02020202 I think I'd pay to have this woman stay at my hotel

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2 years

@outreach_io @fionafranfeld lmao what? Someone is finally brave enough to vlog about how bodegas are trash and you fire him?

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Cristine Rice

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3 months

@simon_ohler Is this one of those parody "here's the worst advice I can imagine" things, told in a straight-man style for comedic effect?

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

Taliban hosting a Spaces, losing my mind

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28 days

It's never going to not astound me that I got to enjoy that brief window of history where - the internet existed - you could be confident the people you were interacting with were fully human

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

@Foobadoo1 @clhubes Worst case scenario: oh sorry that one's not working, let me grab you a different pen

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3 years

@VP Is Kamala trying to troll conservatives by not saying "enjoy memorial day weekend"? Or is she just literally incapable of base levels of pro-American sentiment?

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Cristine Rice

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6 months

The reason Make-a-Wish doesn't offer prostitutes to cancer kids is to prevent 13-year-old boys drinking refined uranium.

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How are people so porn brained to think that a 13 year olds biggest wish while facing death would ever be to have sex

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

@KHOU From the article: After the robber stole money from both the register and the customers, "The shooter collected the stolen money from the robber and returned it to the other patrons, police said." 👑 @DudespostingWs

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

How it started / how it's going

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@TSA_Northeast @SyracuseAirport @TSA TSA heroically saving children from gifts from their grandparents

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1 year

@clhubes If it ain't broke, don't fix it

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3 years

@RBReich Elon Musk is also disqualified from the Olympics.

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Cristine Rice

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4 years

@neiltyson Ah, yes. Clearly only Europeans ever had the strength to steal others' stuff. Goodness, that is insulting to other cultures, and utterly dismissive of their history.

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Cristine Rice

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5 months

MAiD - requires gov permission - socialist - goes gently into that sweet night Panera Death Lemonade - asks nobody's permission - fuck you - capitalist - violently charge into oblivion

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Cristine Rice

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7 months

My most controversial for TPOT opinion is that Buddhism is Bad, Actually.

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7 months

Buddhist monks pullings the hardest "for my last trick" EVER by only eating pine needles, resins, and seeds, removing all water to dehydrate the body and shrink the organs, while they meditate and chant their way into being a mummy.

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Cristine Rice

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3 months

@AshGotThis For anyone losing their mind at what SCO means: Self Check Out

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7 months

Society says men are horrible, removes all positive male role models, surprise piccacu faces when young boys emulate the one asshole out there who still says "you are worth something, your happiness matters"

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@warty_dog Damn modernisation is inescapable

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2 years

Women should ONLY be bought and sold through federally licensed dealers 😤

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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@GAE_USA why are all these women wearing bras as shirts, what is happening.

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Cristine Rice

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7 months

Medical schools in America are going to be VERY awkward on Monday, aren't they?

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

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2 years

Can't stop looking at this picture of a new Royal Caribbean cruise ship. My son just described it as 'human lasagne'. Absolutely my idea of hell.

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

If I was rich I'd just set up a bunch of cars in SF that were rigged to explode when they got broken into.

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

hahahaha hahahaha 🙃 PARENT CO FIRED EVERYONE AT MY COMPANY 🙃 hahahaha haha it literally happened while I was out of office signing mortgage docs and wiring the down payment how is this real life, you couldn't get away with this timing in fiction

Cristine Rice

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1 year

🏡 WE OWN A HOUSE 🏡

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Cristine Rice

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4 years

@jen_keesmaat Asymptomatic spread is a huge issue. Many people have no ability to know if they are infected, so they are, responsibly, behaving as if they are. The medical system was shamefully unprepared. But that's a tangential issue. People should still work to protect their families.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

I didn't understand what 4-H was when I was growing up, but as an adult, I am beyond grateful for their cultivation of America's food future

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Cristine Rice

@PstafarianPrice

6 years

@alexisohanian @OlympiaOhanian I've complained a number of times to friends about how wealthy people all seem to spend money on the same boring things. Expensive wines, silly country clubs, pointlessly extravagant decor. This is exactly the sort of thing wealthy people should be blowing their money on.

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Cristine Rice

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4 years

@seannalexander @lanewriteswords The idea of dogs on a bed is repulsive (but so is the idea of dogs in a home (so is the idea of dogs)

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@jeff82874662 just pull out a sharpie

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

@mattcjones Do you work at a special needs daycare? Or a jobs program for people with autism? Because those are the only two scenarios where this makes sense and respects individual dignity.

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Cristine Rice

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7 months

The pro-Palestinian "Rave for Peace" attendees being the first victims of the attack is poetically aligned with other recent murders: from that woman who let the early-release rapist into the apt building, to that guy who got stabbed to death in NY.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@PhilippusArabus @malchera This is simply indigenous science peer review.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

By age 24 you should have learned that reading books under trees is infinitely nicer in concept than in practice

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Cristine Rice

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17 days

Is this a CIA recruitment ad. Because jfc this makes me want to join the CIA.

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Truly unhinged behavior

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Cristine Rice

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5 months

@a_musingcat According to my communist friend if you don't want to work under communism you can just play video games all day because from each according to their spoons

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1 year

America is only prosperous because of imported slaves This is also why Africa and the Middle East, which have even longer and deeper histories of slavery, are light-years ahead of us both economically and technologically

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Cristine Rice

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6 months

@KhaledBeydoun I don't know how you haven't deleted your own harassment-hoax, but, here it is for when you do

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Cristine Rice

@PstafarianPrice

2 years

Tonight's dinner is like 70% Costco (salmon, broccoli, ghee, cauliflower linguine), 29% WinCo (bell pepper, coconut milk, mushrooms), 1% small Asian market (curry powder & paste). First famous for treating employees well, second is employee owned, third immigrant owned, I ❤️ 🇺🇸

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Cristine Rice

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7 years

@veggietokesalot @ellieeewbu It really bothers me that this has any retweets because what this person is saying is complete and absolute word spaghetti

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@DividendGrowth @valueterminal Don't know too much. She came from NOTHING (like, parents had trouble putting food on the table nothing). She gets a Gold Badge next year to mark her 40 year anniversary. Costco stock was part of her 401k comp in someway and it has gone up up up

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Cristine Rice

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3 months

Fellas you need to be building a "go bag" Fill it with: - water bottles - wine - 2 plastic wine glasses - non-perishable Spanish tappas - picnic blanket - book of romantic poems - cute disposable plates This is IMPORTANT, Spring is coming soon and you need to be ready to GO

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

Imagine not speaking English and trying to figure out how much this coin is worth lmao

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

This website is free

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Cristine Rice

@PstafarianPrice

28 days

@AlmostMedia A jack of all wos

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Cristine Rice

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4 years

@Techaficionad00 @tomwarren Fair, but the real underdogs don't have the clout to stand up to apple. Epic winning this fight wouldn't be win for them; it would be a win indie gaming companies

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Cristine Rice

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6 months

New hero for the trad pro choice crowd You may not like it, but this is peak being there for your unexpected child

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so many people people have been QTing this calling her a trust fund kid, but I just found this on her insta…

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Cristine Rice

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2 months

@growing_daniel Yes. YES. I fucking LOVE The Line. I'm so excited. It's gonna be magic for a few years then an unimaginable hellscape I hope they have it set up to livestream

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Cristine Rice

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6 months

I used to think women as a concept were irreplaceable but maybe I'm wrong wtf

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Cristine Rice

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7 years

@veggietokesalot @ellieeewbu That's a load a rubbish. Augmented reality has nothing to do with it. It's image recognition machine learning.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@SuperVaulty Wish I was on tinder's data science team, they've gotta have access to some wild insights

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

I'll admit I don't know. Say I exit the library. A man is angle grinding my bike lock. I say stop. He doesn't. I draw my pistol, say stop. He smirks. Keeps grinding. Eventually cuts through. Rides away on my $4000 ebike. At ANY point am I LEGALLY justified in shooting him?

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Cristine Rice

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12 days

@RichardHanania Was this video created by the Bureau of Japanese Tourism?

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Cristine Rice

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8 months

@khaledYousefff One of the sadder things I've seen in the world is a popular swimming lake in Croatia, filled with waterfalls, where a woman in an abaya sat on the shore, looking longingly at the water, while her husband happily swam

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1 month

@thechosenberg "I don't want to scare you... but my friends' girlfriends... well... they're Asian too..."

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

@offtheraiIs She's forgetting the thing that will most improve her safety: some reflective accessories/elements on her clothing, because cars are the biggest danger to runners

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

Do men ever go to pay for their coffee/fountain drink at gas stations and get told they're good, and not have to pay? Is this a human thing or a girl thing?

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

Women my age are horrifically boring. I don't care about clothes or home renovations or celebrities or your rose garden. I want to know what armies do you command, how man fields do you own, how many villages can you feed.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@caro Sounds good (also with obvious exceptions of, like, burn victims)

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

The thing I find most striking about the "stay at home girlfriend" vids is how lonely their lives look Imagine having all those resources and time, and spending your days wiping creams on your face and folding blankets and drinking coffee alone alone alone

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Cristine Rice

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4 years

Mansplainers (men who explain things) are the best.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@PleaseBeGneiss It's is not, legally speaking, a flame thrower.

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Cristine Rice

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7 months

If you work in a hospital and are in charge of residency schedules, maybe do NOT put Dr Cohen and Dr Amir-Abdollahian together on the same shift next week?

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Cristine Rice

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6 months

The irony of "he/him" pronouns is that every male with that in their bio is spiritually a woman

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Cristine Rice

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8 months

@Gradadvisor Are the pronouns in your nane a daily reminder that you need to find your balls, or is it just empty virtue signaling?

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Cristine Rice

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1 month

@Foobadoo1 Yes and no, my understanding is they used a "Apple degrades the quality of the video when transferring the file in this way" file transfer, and I forget the rest of the details of the consequences of that low quality video at this point

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

@piper4missouri Damn you really, really hate your potential constituents.

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1 year

@Reuters Next season of The Finnish Bachelorette is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

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Cristine Rice

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3 months

Farming squash, living in non-modern buildings without plumbing, and making pottery sounds pretty difficult and dreary. This is a test of "can you appropriately answer the way we clearly wish you to answer."

Michael Bacarella

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@RichardHanania This book is brutal

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Cristine Rice

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8 months

@jan_dutkiewicz Hell yeah, what I see in this image is human flourishing

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Cristine Rice

@PstafarianPrice

4 years

@jen_keesmaat Hate to pile on. But asymptomatic spread is IMPORTANT. Huge danger of covid-19 is its high R0. That is partially accomplished because people feel fine, go grocery shopping, breath on folks, then few days later fall ill. They potentially infected many people during the grocery...

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

@kittypurrzog Ah, yes, whenever I see lit up holiday themed monkeys in a neighborhood near a zoo, my first thought is "black people" because I am just that psychologically healthy and non-racist.

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

@Aella_Girl This transformation, and the space to transform, is perhaps specifically the service they were paying for.

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3 years

@CalMatters This worked so well with college funding.

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@eigenrobot Awww, didn't know that. Wholesome.

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Cristine Rice

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3 years

#GoldCorp

Tess Owen

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If you have any information you'd like to share that's related to GoldCorp, you can reach me by twitter DM, email at tess.owen @vice .com or wire at @ tesstess

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Cristine Rice

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1 year

----- CAUTION --------- --- INFOHAZARD ALERT--- ---- PROCEED WITH CAUTION ---- POSSIBLY STOP READING NOW Facebook search does OCR. Which means you can type in your twitter handle. And see fucking screenshots of your tweets which have achieved escape velocity & COMMENTS

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@Di4mondD4y @coldhealing When you're in a sorority, during Recruitment and Bid Day there's various points where you all get together and clap The second is about finding and getting alerted about cloud insecurity issues; ie, she has a tech job

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

@KlendathuCap @INVESTMENTSHULK @JennieWTHR His goal was to protect his girlfriend. Their goal was to go home at the end of the day.

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Cristine Rice

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2 years

"Meat is expensive? Switch to mushrooms!" Bitch mushrooms are $5 a pound, cook down to nothing, and have 1/20th the protein

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6 months

@wanyeburkett How is this surprising, male sexuality contains an element of danger that is largely absent from female sexuality & so it makes sense that society has formed mores around finding it inappropriate, even in abstract

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> build an intentionally malfunctioning pistol, which goes boom instead of bang > place in obvious pistol case with very cheap lock > lock inside of car in SF > let nature take its course It's like sharia law except the thieves hand is removed in a more exciting manner

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The SF car break-in thing is so systemic that it appears entirely possible a small group could: - rent like 20 cars over a weekend - leave backpacks in the back seat that have working laptops with hidden GPS trackers - park in tourist areas - wait for inevitable + post GPS logs

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Will the Slack founder's daughter going non-binary, becoming a drug addict, and losing herself in the Tenderloin at 16-years-old result in any Baizuo re-examining their luxury beliefs.

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@WhiskeyBison @MiamiBeachNews Advert: this city cannot deal with your drugs & violence You: why do you hate black people?? Interesting....

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1 year

Can't find the clit bf; Somalian gf

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2 years

@stan_okl Cute that he thinks there's the slightest chance raising taxes would funnel the money into effective solutions

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3 years

@TerryforTexas Why do democratic politicians seem to spend so much time thinking up new ways to endanger the majority of their constituents, in order to protect criminals?

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@ChrisDagnes We were having a nice chat about how she's excited to get her Gold Badge (I'd never heard of it before) soon and she whispered to me the details of her 401k accomplishment :)

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@FilipJackson First generation makes the money Second generation maintains the money Third generation loses it all to a predatory communist NGO that seeks to tear down civilization

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