🅺🆈🅻🅴🔻 @rehab_kyle Twitter profile

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2 years

how it really went down

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1 year

i explained to my mom that the cops spontaneously dying when they come in contact with fent is them doing the drugs and everyone making excuses for them and she thought about it for a minute and went, "yeah that makes way more sense"

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@rehab_kyle

2 years

- don't bring your phone - seriously, don't bring your phone - don't post, and don't bring your phone - the FBI can just show up to your door if you bring your phone

eliana 🇵🇸✡️

@EVeracite

2 years

Some protesting tips: - use signal (w/ disappearing messages if things get dicey) - be in contact w/ at least 1 person who will NOT be at the same protest as you - turn off fingerprint/faceid - be smart about when/what you post 1/

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remember when we elected a guy on doing a good covid response and now we have no covid response. just deathmarching everyone at the whims of the private sector rn lol

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@rehab_kyle

2 years

this person has never read any cyberpunk fiction in their fucking life

Meredith Mooring

@meredithmwrites

2 years

Petition to let disabled people write cyberpunk. “What if my arm was a gun” is not an interesting question. “What if I had to pay a monthly licensing fee to use my limbs” is.

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1 year

she knows a lotta cops and also has been doing drugs her entire life and understands there's no magic powder that people are doing recreationally that when you're near it it makes you die instantly

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2 years

getting mixed signals here

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2 years

IMC fantasizing about his about the girl who, had she been real, he would've kidnapped

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2 years

"what's the point of going to a protest if i can't post about it" brain has gone too far. do not bring your private-sector mandated and government supported tracking device to the protest. full stop

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2 years

cannot possibly imagine why people aren't more eager to give you money, lol

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2 years

mind you, she’s trying to move, im trying to SURVIVE

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@rehab_kyle

2 years

it really rules that there's someone on here who's actually like this

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@rehab_kyle

2 years

treating radicalization like a mystical mind virus that can be uploaded to people by reading the wrong thing instead of a complicated series of failures by society at every single turn has led us to this point and i don't see people changing their tune any time soon

Mike Rothschild (no relation)

@rothschildmd

2 years

This is why things like the Buffalo shooter manifesto shouldn't be shared. Well-meaning people who aren't savvy about trolling, both left and right, can easily radicalize themselves by finding even one thing in a manifesto that resonates with them. It can happen to anyone.

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1 year

it's literally not cheaper to go to a restaurant. it is literally never cheaper.

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1 year

Not only do I believe EBT should cover hot foods from grocery stores, you should also be able to use EBT at restaurants. Because honestly, a lot of times it’s cheaper and time saving, rather than buying all the ingredients and doing it yourself.

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2 years

they found all the motherfuckers from the capitol riots and they'll find you real fast, you can see the heatmap of where these people went and what they did after on the internet somewhere. do not bring your phone! it is a snitch! leave it at home!

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2 years

not gonna dunk on this dude, mostly because he has the guts to say the quiet part loud. respect. this is exactly the same stance that every handwringing liberal is trying to triangulate, but in a way that doesn't get them yelled at on here.

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2 years

The right to protest should never eclipse property rights.

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2 years

this rules that a blue check was out here saying this about that lady literally shipping people poison

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2 years

literally just read or watch any of it. if you see anyone going "what if my arm was a gun???" i'll give you $20. meanwhile i can name at least 5 fucking stories that have that exact premise she's talking about in them already.

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1 year

@withinashes19 as someone who's had several panic attacks (an agitated state of extreme emotional duress) no they're fucking not. they're going catatonic and acting like they've seen the people who they've scraped off the sidewalk from an OD

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2 years

@punishedpope everyone hates to see a big funny guy winning

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4 months

i love how rightoids can get on here and say whatever, which could be easily disproven by a 5 minute study of matt groening, his politics, or even the show itself, the simpsons

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@kitten_beloved

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It's funny how many people are confused about the politics of shows like the Simpsons It's about an intact churchgoing family with a stay-at-home mom where all major conflicts are resolved in the family unit But they say naughty words so they must be left-wing

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2 years

@KLobstar great way to ruin your prospective motorsport career right then and there

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1 year

waiting for right wing 40k guys to understand 40k is making fun of them

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2 years

in fact most of the time that's really more of a background element because it's so well trod and explored that capitalism wants to chop up your body and sell it back to you with a licensing fee that most authors have moved on to way more interesting subjects than that!

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2 years

if you take a photo or a video and have cloud backup turned on, guess what, the powers that be can access the information attached to that, including the time of day, temperature, position on GPS, and more! if they decide being somewhere was a crime after the fact, it's your ass!

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2 years

per my DMs: turns out phones work in faraday cages nowadays! damn! guess that's another reason to leave the fuckers at home!

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2 years

@detachment_red 34 year old unvaccinated man complains he can't get con flu

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2 years

if your phone does not have a removable battery or you are lugging around a faraday cage case you cannot, in any way, stop it from pinging towers, which records your device ID and therefore your movements, even if less precise than "location on."

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hell i regularly criticize cyberpunk for leaning too much on the ship of theseus thing. ghost in the shell answered that in 1992, again in 1995, and again 2002 -> 2005. it's 2022. please spend less time wondering if a manmade body makes you less "you", the answer is you're you.

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2 years

@yeoldedad shittest blunt i've ever seen in my life

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1 year

@osamabishounen @viperwave EXECUTIVE ON PHONE: We need someone who's aged specifically age 25-34 and used the internet a lot 10 years ago to decode this for us.

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2 years

shit like this is why these dudes stick to doing culture war shit btw. he encounters a working class person for the first time and has to pick himself off the floor. decides he'd rather spend the rest of his life cornering some pre-weeping SJW on a college campus to "debate"

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Steven Crowder getting punched by a dripped out IBEW member at a rally against right to work in Michigan.

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1 year

the hacker named 4chan strikes again! epic gangster style!!

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2 years

@kenklippenstein congress proving once again if we all set aside our differences for just a little bit and come to the table to negotiate in good faith we can, in fact, make the world an even worse place

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8 months

this whole thread is just pure content for gamerbrain mining, but this one post in particular is just emblematic

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2 years

lol

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2 years

i feel like the democrats would probably be a lot better on covid if they weren't in power. they were certainly far more effective at delivering it as the minority in the senate than they have been on even footing

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2 years

wow bestie made it

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2 years

[extremely person who has failed to fully monetize their hobby of harassing people online voice] i'm a VICTIM and i can't even hold 30 grand!!

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@danglinghemmie the power of putting your foot down and having a spine

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2 years

if this story (about replacing your body, bit by bit or wholesale, with mechanical parts, until you're no longer sure if you're even the same you you were when you started) is so cliched then imagine pretending "what if you got charged $5/month for your arms" is groundbreaking

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@Liv_Agar can't really think of anyone who has been grinding this one out harder than him

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2 years

@disgraceofa love seeing someone get more than my monthly income for free and complain that it's not enough

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@OnlyAWorldAway make sure you put squash in the chili so white women can see it and go "this is some wild white people shit"

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2 years

i personally think an altogether more interesting (and currently prescient + horrific with COVID and all going on) is the idea of Nanomachine Rejection from VA-11 Hall-A. everyone is infested with nanomachines in glitch city, and .01% of the population just rejects them and dies

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2 years

@fishontherun2 my fav is the admission that he's mistaken dish soap for shampoo before

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2 years

just, lol

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1 year

the funniest thing about keffals is she absolutely namesearches on here constantly. so you can be like "wow, keffals should consider maybe getting a real job" and you know she'll see it 100%

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@haramcart everyone is my friend, i guess i'm just built differently

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2 years

here's an update on the harassment campaign i've been working on, anyway, give me money please!

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@AHugeSnowOwl @tinywienerbabe that bot already exists and her name is Sasha

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3 years

@JesseDoctor fucked up. that ham ramen looks amazing

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2 years

@RuckCohlchez @punishedhoover she failed the australians bar and then blamed this on the left and "climber culture"

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2 years

@redpyrameadhead i would draw my steel and cut her down where she stands

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1 year

@bornposting the dudes like this never say this about like, them converting to islam

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2 years

opening my standup routine by going on stage, picking someone out of the crowd, asking them if they have a pet and if they do, threatening to go to their house and eat it for the next 48 hours uninterrupted. going down a list of recipes and ingredients i can use.

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@jenny2x4 okay, that was absolutely the funniest possible reply. props

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2 years

considering we live in an era where you basically have to get a vaccine to go out in public at all now, the fact that there is an infinitesimal portion of the population that will one day just die from going outside that everyone just kinda has to accept is weirdly relevant rn!

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mr ian miles cheong sir, please let those kidnapped tomboy daughters out of your malaysian basement sir they need to get some sun

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2 years

"providing the receipts for the fucked up shit my friend did but was counting on not existing is a digital lynching" is an all new level of cope

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"i'm happy and married and i have a family and a bunch of friends over to party and watch the big game with us" is actually a very understandable desire/fantasy and i think you're some weird space alien

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2 years

i will make fun of anyone selling stoicism as the Way To Live Your Life that is so cripplingly addicted to benzos that they had to detox in a gulag

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2 years

you are not gonna believe what this is response to, lol

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1 year

@MrTooDamnChris thank god we gutted labor standards and the entire deliveryboy profession so that you could have this opportunity to make $3.50 an hour carrying like 300 pounds worth of stuff. 5 waters? awful.

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1 year

i need people to understand the restaurant industry: as with everything, costs are determined by raw materials + the cost of labor. if you do the labor yourself, you save money. it's just a fact. people will come up with any excuse to rely on exploited workers rather than DIY.

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I'm the Boeing DEI hire (no arms, no legs) in charge of putting in these bolts. My bad, y'all. I was busy thinking about gender and pronouns.

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NYC-bound flight canceled when passenger notices missing bolts on plane wing

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2 years

@Awakened_Gut part of the reason why a lot of these phones no longer work is how "insecure" the old protocols were

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2 years

@nb_meesh @foconut_

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@Logo_Daedalus @loveandbarley1 just like them being lame virgins in your measurement doesn't change the fact that they sell their labor for wages from a shop owner even if you find the work they do somehow un-proletarian?

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@irethshadydowns @LanceStLaurent @LazlosGhost no conflict here

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2 years

every time i see people posting about "revolution" on twitter is hilarious. people are so fixated and fascinated on the idea of libidinal violence, but they do not see they are a million miles away from the conditions needed to bring it about.

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@no_goblins

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2 years

@zuza_real once again i have cut a worthless object

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2 years

twitter has taught me the entire idea of intersectionality is letting people choose who can un-problematically target a SA survivor in crisis the day after it happened and harass her for months until she wants to commit suicide. i'm learning so much

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@Zach_Graumann doesn't mainstreaming them imply that normal people can afford them, something which is not the case with the tesla, you know, by design? other manufacturers make cheaper EVs by now which are more practical than teslas.

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@lceCreamSocial man someone's gonna die

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@banalplay you hate to see it but this is the funniest response

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2 years

you don't decide to shoot up a neighborhood because you read some nihilist nazi cringe bullshit just like leftists don't go out and start executing factory owners just because people post guillotines every time their standards of living slip further, yet do nothing else.

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@EclecticRadical quick question: have you ever been behind the counter/cashier when someone robs your work, y/n?

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@PunishedAG take that flag out of your display name

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2 years

@LazlosGhost the singular best and most influential miyazaki film is a war story that depicts the complete collapse of industrial civilization

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@rachelmillman thank god it's one of those things you gotta talk to an actual doctor to get done, but yeah for a long time i've had to watch incredibly uninformed people posting about this and going "boy am i glad you're not in charge of anyone's health" and not even speaking up about it lol

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2 years

time to see how an official sim rules last turn in 2022

Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel Guide

@MasterDuelSite

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UPDATE: Forbidden cards such as "Pot of Greed" will be CRAFTABLE From September 30th! Konami finally listened 🙌 #MasterDuel #YuGiOh #YuGiOhMasterDuel #遊戯王マスターデュエル

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the year is 2022. billy gunn is the most over former member of degeneration X. he hangs out with his two black sons

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1 year

so cool to nearly get killed because they let old people keep driving

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@JUNlPER i think this is the first time they've ever seen how the entire rest of the world looks at guys like this, and depicted on television no less. rules so much. sorry this is what we all see!

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@Chinchillazllla @Ingenium21 @EoinHiggins_ @sfpelosi i don't think i've ever seen someone own themselves to own someone else this hard before but by god you've done it. beautiful

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2 years

she mislabeled the nutritional information on here, completely lol

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went down the rabbit hole and I'm crying

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@sugarsmorecake @NxtDeterio if it's any consolation you should not, he was not a good dude by any stretch of the imagination

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@twinkophrenia you just gotta make sure to mix in some "drinks from the hose hit different fr" and "[picture of a chair] who tf remembers these?! they were so comfy back in the day"

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@Papapishu the gall of them to assume that no one at fromsoft had already tried the center aligned text and decided against it because of how dogshit it looks

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@Fatberg_Slim @Chinchillazllla my old cat could get into the fridge, he was a terror. he would fit his paw up under the door and sort of wedge it open.

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Well, I thought I had a way through bullet proof glass, and I didn't. If you don't hear from me, it's true I tried attacking the whales at Seaworld, and it'll mean I was either taken off the internet, Seaworld Security got me, or they sent the regular fish while

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@IronPineapple_ wait do people think that's what a mousepad is? oh my god no i'm hollowing

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is there anyone more self infantalizing than spoonie Twitter? I'm sure that age regression Twitter is less openly pathetic than this.

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@osamabishounen @SeanRMoorhead you know we're not allowed to talk about wizard-on-wizard crime.

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@rehab_kyle

2 years

we're just inventing pet abuse out of thin air now to justify... harassing someone and threatening to kill and eat their pet. pigs can have as many beers as they want, it's a free country

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