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taddy mason

@no_goblins

2 years

neddington

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Quote tweet this and (respectfully) flex something you did this year no matter how weird or specific

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taddy mason

@no_goblins

3 years

Asked the girl ringing up my clothes about her day and she said she was struggling because she'd just had a miscarriage and they made her work in the baby section

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You should start getting paid the moment you begin your commute

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I love how the Bible is abundantly clear that rich ppl will go to hell and everyone just kind of ignores that part

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Subtweeting irl would be hilarious. Someone walks into the party wearing an outfit I don’t like and I stand up and announce to the whole room that “a lot of ppl think that boot cut jeans are acceptable but they’re not”

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I left my Invisalign retainer in the break room at work and when I came back in my coworker was trying it on

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1 year

Kinda weird how every culture has a fairy, gnome, or little man myth. Probably nothing

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8 months

People who dump their pets on the road deserve the harshest punishment imaginable

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Bro was homeless for 5 seconds

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Trying to explain Hitler to an American...

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squint ur eyes

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1 year

Hear me out

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I’m re-watching Seinfeld and question: Is Elaine supposed to be hot? Elaine is hot, right? I think Elaine is hot

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All humans implicitly understand the value of "a good stick" from a young age

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You know how fuckin embarrassing it is to tell your doctor that you're not sexually active

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3 years

The way some of y’all are getting extremely defensive about how humans are more advanced than crabs is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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Pretty cool how the ruling class is serving us the Cold War + the dust bowl + leadup to the holocaust + the Great Depression + the Black Plague all at the same time very groovy

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You're laughing ? The Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away and you're laughing ?

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It's taking an Incredible Hulk level of strength to keep from interacting with this

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2 years

We need a slur for NFT ppl

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1 year

They should make a cocaine you can smoke

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2 years

Manifesting this for myself

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@MedliMelodi @TheDebbieMia You'll notice the person who made the discovery was a mother who was personally affected by it. The health of women and children (and marginalized groups) has always been a secondary consideration for the greater scientific community, if considered at all

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4 years

Did y’all know about this 👀👀

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4 years

What’s your favorite form of time theft ? Mine is doing tasks really slowly

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6 months

Onion undefeated

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1 year

@Teslaconomics I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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2 years

@nicomaounis I feel more comfortable knowing there's a plan for if she comes back to life

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What's the step below quiet quitting where you just fuck around on your phone all day cuz that's where I'm at

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This lady just told me she gives her kids lunch at 12pm, dinner at 3pm, and has them in bed at 5pm and they stay in bed until 6am

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2 years

Squirting when I'm frightened like a skunk

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3 years

Let’s face it they should be paying us just to wake up in their stupid matrix

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1 year

Let's see the extraction tech on the other side

LADbible

@ladbible

1 year

🔔 | Sperm 'extraction machine' invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals More below:

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3 years

*in a gangbang with 8 guys and no other women* Guess I’m really getting ratio’d huh

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3 years

Did you guys know around 800 ppl are confirmed dead from the heat wave that hit the Pacific Northwest the other week ?

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1 year

This is my personal 9/11

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2 years

Thinking about how they cloned that sheep like 30 years ago and then we never heard anything else about cloning

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3 years

Zoomers aren’t allowed to joke about 9/11 because y’all were not forced to listen to that Toby Keith song like we were

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It's so weird that they stopped requiring masks on airplanes and now everyone has covid again. It's so weird.... like what are the chances

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7 months

Counterpoint fuck your golf course

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Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.

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I love being stuck in a cycle of hating my job and fantasizing about leaving for the entire workday and then as soon as I get home I'm too tired and burnt out to look for another job or do anything but sit on the couch

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Patient just told me that her OBGYN doctor in Florida suggested that her multiple miscarriages were due to her being part of a mixed race couple

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3 years

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally ?

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10 months

Beyond parody

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1 year

I. FUCKING. HATE. JURY. DUTY. The older jurors make me do the fortnite dance and shout go white boy go

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3 years

Oh hell yeah this shit is next year

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1 year

Taco Bell should serve margaritas

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2 years

Okay but imagine getting fingered by King Charles

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3 years

Only 90s kids remember when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face

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2 years

Going from twitter to tumblr is like if they were out of pepsi at the restaurant so you said okay I'll just drink from the mop bucket

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3 years

A clue ? Right behind me ? Is this some kind of joke ?

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2 years

I'm losing it

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3 years

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Haters will say this is fake. Real ones know tiktok must be destroyed at any cost

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@TheWapplehouse It's this one

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@LateNightNelly Freddy Kruger won't see your little jokes about having knives for fingers but your friends will

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It's not working

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Invented a new kind of 69 where he rubs my feet while I blow him. It's called a 4

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@hungu1995 Watch you eat a WHAT

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@whoahannahjo Egg

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@smallgraygames We must end wokeness.... when does it stop....

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What's a good defunct company to claim that I worked for in 2015 when I was actually working for a cannabis dispensary

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@morebuttertv

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@paramnesiac_ I hope you realize that's not okay

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A debris field has been found... let's hope for the best

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@Skoog Cillian Murphy actually developed and detonated his own nuclear bomb to get in character for this film

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@cooIboobs

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Whenever men describe or joke about the psychology behind their sexuality I am aghast

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Apropos of nothing I think today is a good day to tell the ppl you love how you feel about them

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@KrangTNelson Yes animals always close their eyes when threatened I am very smart

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Me after 13 PBRs trying to request Paula Cole on the jukebox:

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What the hell happened to the cowboys😭

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Maybe we should send some more billionaires down there to go look for them

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@CNN What the fuck are you talking about self checkout is the greatest invention of the 21st century

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@LemanWalters @FrenziedFriend Their foots

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@Sandernista412

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Just had a heart attack

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You can really just say anything on here

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Sickening

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@cooIboobs This is my son, Bifarani

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Garlic naan themed blowjob

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@funeralpig Sorry that was me I was just practicing

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@MuscleSkoals This is basically twitter for toddlers

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Ppl who claim they don't poop in public... first of all, you're lying. Second of all, how ???

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It's Elon

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@Ottosjacket2 Idk how I would react to a leprechaun sighting so I won't judge his actions

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@henri_mourant @tiredgenerally

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So we all agree that this is the worst weirdest statue we've ever seen right

Amaka Ubaka

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BREAKING: The bronze sculpture called “The Embrace” honoring Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King has just been unveiled on the Boston Common #7news #MLKWeekend #MLKDay2023