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@paramnesiac_

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Mandatory political statement here. Incredibly boring. Quid Non Pro Patria.

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@paramnesiac_
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4 years
@GravelInstitute @marcorubio Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing; he knows exactly what he's doing
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@mholtan040506 @brooklynnygirl There aren't any running!
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5 years
@KeatonHarshaw @Sethrogen Plot Twist: this Mufasa was a Skrull.
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5 years
@Loopx2x2 @YeeHawWeh @tedcruz @AOC Agreed. This may be a broken-clock instance, but we should take it.
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@w_terrence He doesn't say it about any white opponents.
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@MrNiceGuy18_58 @violadavis Wait, she doesn't have the EGOT? Impossible: she's already a G
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@thecjpearson @AwesomeTarts But she is in political office. She qualified. That's how it works.
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@cottoncandaddy This film is unnecessary, the animated film is great and its appeal will not transfer over
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@Stacey99864270 @roninkakuhito @DiscreetLatino In downtown, no less. Across from City Hall, the police department, and the county courthouse. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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2 years
@TSting18 Wahlberg's "you think I can't do this shit?" ballet dancing is great
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4 years
@mirandayaver @realDonaldTrump It's like a glue gun. It's used for smocking.
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@CalebMoshier @marimancusi @TLT16 If you die from festive damage, you arise on your next turn as Hallmark™ Christmas movie protagonist
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4 years
@MiraAssafK Nice. My son wanted to know if pain was an illusion and since"you studied philosophy, you must have the answers". A very hard truth was learned that day.
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7 years
@tweetPollTroll @FoxNews @FoxNewsOpinion If they're raised in @FoxNews homes, that is indeed the right assumption.
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@LivPosting Are tweets admissable in court
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@LivPosting Shit, wrong app.
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@NBCNews @NBCOUT That's a bad idea.
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3 years
@McuScottLang Did people forget about this??
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@NBCNews
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Today is 02/02/2020, a rare palindrome date.
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4 years
@evaandheriud I love when he started crying about his dead dad who is alive
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@lgbtkenobi Everyone there just like
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@kaichoyce @PrairiePhlox As an American with Valium-colored eyes, I find this offensive.
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4 years
@itsdel___ @wheelieduncan Wait The song about being drunk and sad?
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4 years
@The_Law_Boy @inthesedeserts In that meeting, Pete said "Don't make me go back to the old me" to which Sanders replied, "I wish you would, so you'd drop out and endorse me"
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4 years
@sineadactually @christapeterso Oh.....I thought she meant 'sex' the activity.
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@N01H3r3 @ryanarey They're both frickin' nerds
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog Not in a public school. So...who cares.
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4 years
@BOBINSOFLA @mchooyah You know who drank water? HITLER! It's a bad argument.
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4 years
@notsofiacoppola @mariasherm That's my mother's accent, trust me, its there to trick you into thinking they're nice people
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5 years
@w_terrence @Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump His 2016 campaign was based on what he didn't like about America. This point is moot.
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4 years
@GalaxyKenma @literallysofie Yes. It's a physical pass, like a driver's license.
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@RightWingCope I wish there were clones of Salma Hayek
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@SuckaFreeTee @bigcon97 What I see when I look at Drake
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4 years
@SheepKnowMore If Ghislaine Maxwell had something on Hillary Clinton, why was the email server the worst thing they could find to hurt her election in 2016? Think logically.
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@this_danish @ScottAdamsSays We get it, you got burned by Vista. We all did. It's ok.
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog What I'm gathering here is that very few people in the thread knew someone gay while growing up. If they did, they would understand the importance of camps like this that help gay adolescents deal with complicated social pressures they're under, and how to love themselves.
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4 years
@CyberSyndie @selentelechia @ThaumPenguin No one calls their boner a flammation
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5 years
@NTaskme @NBCNews Yeah, he could have just donated it.
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@Bamalam @IGN Let Howerton be The Maker and just be super pissed that Reed's life is great
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5 years
@tariqnasheed That's a bad take, man. A lot of people have the "no, this is already mine" thought process.
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5 years
@ruh1911 Right, like what's the matter? D.A.R.E. didn't work?
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4 years
@RaoulWootliff Which part is Palestine?
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4 years
@notsofiacoppola Pete Buttigieg's husband is voting for Warren, I heard
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2 years
Holy shit @ChevelleInc is great live.
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3 years
@0xDEADBEEFCAFE @ambidickstrous Yeah, seeing that particular villain made me say "really?? Ok...."
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5 years
@NBCNews Thank you, Alabama. Georgia, you're up.
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3 years
@steven06639 @zei_squirrel I heard him explain earlier that he actually debated a government ethics official on marijuana and racism, and changed the official's mind
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3 years
@BigJ04548163 @cringepolitik This is the most recent twist in 'The Boys'
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2 years
I don't know how this @ChevelleInc album slipped by me, but I'm digging it and the whole aesthetic
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@writhing_south Explaining this guy to my kids
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@JuanPerrez_ @IGNWorseThan @anottertweet I heard he got married, but the honeymoon was TERRIBLE
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5 years
@Mark_Z_NJ @SassyNeveragain @kater8868 @TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump A President with a background in Naval Nuclear matters! Hence why we have the Department of Energy.
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@TDR1411 @CQuill97 @D4hz4hn Throughout the course of the film she figures it out.... I'd watch that.
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6 years
@Joe_markland @jennifro @bear_theory @DrAndrewThaler @RowanKaiser There's an odd assumption that a 14-17 year old is mature, responsible, and intelligent enough to handle operating a machine that can easily kill people, or can manage being part of the adult workforce (complete with taxes) but is not able to make choices regarding sex.
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@tariqnasheed I get how this account works now...
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@DerPoomer @70sscifi @AlaricRatte It's not up for negotiation
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@KristySwansonXO No thanks, I see who wrote it
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5 years
@gnarliekelly @Russo_Brothers The same stuff that was keeping Stark alive in 'Iron Man 2'.
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3 years
@greghauenstein @jaketapper @ThatKevinSmith @Twitter "I'm Jake Tapper, and I'm not supposed to be here today"
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3 years
@CSMFHT All the focus is on the prisoners, but the real plight is of those making the shadows on the wall, performing a play they'll never see, so close to the real world outside but still in the cave, but cursed with knowledge
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@coileyparjley @arlenparsa Hell, a "master salesman/negotiator" like himself should be able to spin answers to tough questions to win over the asker.
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2 years
@spiderpool26 @SavinTheBees Ultimate middle finger to Joss Whedon
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3 years
@FINALLEVEL 'Heat' illustrates the importance of sound engineering in a film.
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3 years
@aubrey_huff People who think like this often disparage adopters, too.
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@GKeile @SpringSteps Why does no one share where they get "breaking" news?
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@LivPosting Good, now that that guy is dead.
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@existentialcoms I'm not sure how that's an invalid criticism.
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3 years
@aft753 @elgueypatriota @mmpadellan "I like guys who don't get captured"
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4 years
@aubrey_huff She yelled out her own name during sex?
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@doltery Good Lord, I think this woman was reincarnated as my own mother
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@AlijahMars @CursedBoomers They don't seem to get that part.
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@41Strange To think, he was only 2'6" then
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5 years
@caseygripps
casey IS ON STRIKE 🖤
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I can’t look at that Molyneux tweet anymore because it’s just so dumb I don’t even know where to begin with it
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4 years
@OriginalHector @drmistercody Then, seeing the consequences, he throws his blaster away and by the end of the film he's the new Batman
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@austrumental The primary skills of The World's Greatest Detective are listening and anticipating the next step. She was played the second she was left alone with him.
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@KindaHagi No joke, my grandfather's well-paying, union job that got him a nice retirement and a vacation home was "tap windshields" for GM.
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5 years
@HalcyonEmber @GailSimone I read this initially as 'Nermal', and thought "well alright"
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@tariqnasheed Oh, this again
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@peterdaou What was the vaccine for?
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@mrwillmartin It reminds me of this exchange from 'The Office'
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