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erin proctor

@postproctorism

5 days

if you missed plague play, it’s all on the YouTube

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1 year

how do you serve cunt in a Shakespearean way?

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11 months

happy fourth to them and them only

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I’m tired of Well Trained voices in musical theatre. I want shit voices. Voices that sound like they smoke two packs a day. Dangerous vocal fry. Bring me back to the 70s.

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I know three different people who have memorized this monologue

I Think You Should Leave 💦🥩

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Who got that one ITYSL clip?

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my friend texted me this and now I’m emotional

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17 days

Here’s how Great Comet can still win

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1 year

Fuck Every Name

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fuck henry

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is little shop of horrors… the perfect musical?

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in 10 years when Our Town is public domain I’m gonna make Our Town 2 and Emily’s ghost gets to have a gun

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MY PLAY IS GETTING A STAGED READING AT A THEATRE OH MY GOD

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11 months

Daniel Radcliffe became this

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11 months

Is there an example of an artist taking a big commercial project and using it to fund their weird stuff forever, never to sell out again?

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I’m beggggging new musicals to hire better book writers that know how to write women please I’m begging on my kneeeeees

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we’re cancelling ourselves over theatre takes today what is your most cancellable theatre take

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4 months

we pay billions of dollars in taxes each year for the nypd to just sit on their phones instead of helping New Yorkers like Big Bird

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4 months

Day 4. Sorry for the late update friends. I was able to ask this nice bug for a ride back to my nest, but still no idea on how to get big again. Maybe I should ask for some help from grown-ups in government or college! #HelpBigBird

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no fuckin way

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do u think titanique is gonna release a statement

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the BFA-ification of musical theatre has also put thousands of incredible and original performers in debt as well. don’t forget about the character actors in BFA programs cast aside during their time there only to blossom once out and working and drowning in debt

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I think everyone on Broadway shouldn’t be perfect singers. The BFA-ification of musical theatre really removed personalities and character.

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3 years

theatre students: let’s normalize saying “this play is fucking ass” when assigned Mamet

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11 months

theatre should be accessible for everyone except for the people who are mean to me

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we should do our town but with muppets and a human stage manager

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Asscela Express

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1 year

How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?

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2 years

it’s oscar isaac y’all

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3 years

I love shitty camp musical theatre I love it so much and no amount of pretentious theatre snobs can deter me from it

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3 years

don’t get a BFA. Don’t go to conservatory programs. now in such a changing landscape of what “theatre” is, most of these programs don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and are kind of throwing their students to the wind in the middle of a pandemic. While asking for their $$$$.

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1 year

Shakespeare didn’t have an MFA

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Polar Garibaldi 🇵🇸

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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one

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1 year

Okay so here’s how great comet can still win

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2 years

I work FOH and had to tell a patron to put on their mask four separate times today and also threaten to remove him from the theatre. I wish these patrons gave a shit and knew that they are putting everyone who works and goes to the theatre in danger. I can’t afford to not work 😞

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I think we need to put an embargo on the term “immersive theatre” for about two years until people can get their shit together and realize immersive doesn’t mean “in the round”

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2 years

there has never been a better dance show than Cats

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I’m obsessed w this meme format

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my father has had a vendetta against Josh Groban since 2017 bc he left Great Comet and my dad doesn’t understand how Broadway contracts work

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Connor Picard 🐀

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TONY AWARD WINNER BRANDON URANOWITZ

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cunty les mis 1987 obc photoshoot is everything to me

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great gatsby broadway doesn’t know that the F in F Scott Fitzgerald stands for F***** and that’s what dramaturgy is for

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9 months

I hope they’re dimming the lights at Margaritaville Times Square tn

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1 year

how do you serve cunt in a Brechtian way?

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the only reason grizabella was chosen for the heavyside layer was because she did a ballad while everyone else chose an uptempo song to showcase their skills

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3 months

you know how when you leave the 42nd St AMC you have to go through Dave and Buster’s and Applebees? I love that.

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7 months

in the lobby after the show

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10 months

seeing multiple jewish actresses who are not latina and literally have maria from WSS on their resumes complain about the injustice of the funny girl casting

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3 months

love it when ppl don’t know how acting works

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how much did he practice all of that 😭 he looks so confident on the stage, you can feel it, like its his not second time on broadway but 10000

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they should make a spiderverse but with Bobbys/Bobbies from Company

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7 months

why does this feel like a part of Angels in America opening monologue by the actress playing Hannah

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she has better comedic timing and delivery than the entire cast of SNL

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1 year

gluten free Shakespeare just dropped

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every song is a banger. every role is a character role. tight script and runtime. big fuckin puppet. everyone dies.

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Rachel Chavkin was probably like “ok broadway gatsby you get one Eurydice but me and Flo get a Eurydice too.”

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2 years

me telling my 80 year old theatre teacher who taught at Juilliard for two decades about my concept for a Artaud-esque Theatre of Cruelty inspired production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat as we ate lunch at a kosher diner:

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I had to make this to help me heal

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pro tip: don’t scream at foh staff when they politely ask you to put on a mask we are just doing our jobs k thx

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2 years

I use the fuck word and variations of the fuck word a million times in all of my plays and am not David Mamet. I also write fleshed out female characters. Produce my work. 👀

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3 months

the theatre industry’s political mindset is stuck in the Obama and Trump eras and it’s why so many mainstream plays being produced are so …politically stagnant … and boring

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how do you serve cunt in a Shakespearean way?

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rocking my friend’s world by telling them how they changed the ending for the stage version of Prince of Egypt in London to make it “happier”

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Ryan meet up

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The Cher Show and Fun Home are theoretically the same

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2 years

submitted my play to a theatre that I have a t shirt from that should mean something

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if there’s one thing about Jeanine Tesori: she’s gonna find an award winning groundbreaking playwright and make a musical w them

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i have a lot of thoughts on the lyrics to this show

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all I wanna do is write roles for my actor friends and be their own lil nepotism tbh

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i may have booked a professional theatre gig holy shit hooooooly shit 🥺

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1 year

remember when Lynn Nottage was trapped in the Lincoln center bathroom

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hey polling the room but it’s fucked up if you’re a director who personally doesn’t invite your dramaturg to the opening night of a show you both worked on together right it’s fucked up ?

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one time I told Caryl Churchill we were studying a whole unit about her in class and she said: “oh how lovely it is to be a unit.”

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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something I’ve been noticing: there’s a stark difference between theatre artists and people who do theatre

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2 years

no one ever told me that a theatre “vom” is short for “vomitorium” and I’m sorry I don’t believe this

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10 months

I think more musical theatre actresses these days should sing like carol channing personally

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I feel like mainstream theatre is stuck in the Obama era fr

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1 year

learning how to devise theatre is probably the most important thing I learned from my BFA like sophomore year when the whole fucking semester was just “we’re gonna throw y’all in a group now DEVISE BITCH” it really helped me learn how to be an artist and not just a puppet

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happy threepenny opera is in the public domain if you even care

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gonna open a theatre like that restaurant where the waitstaff is mean to you except it’s the front of house staff and if you sit in the seat you’re not ticketed for, airhorns go off and confetti comes out and you’re put on the Jumbotron that says GETTA LOAD OF THIS GUY

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i am once again asking for a theatre to commission me and pay me money so I don’t have to work three jobs and write my silly little plays strictly during my commutes in my notes app on my phone

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we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe and are wondering if you want to collaborate on experimental theatre with us

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the world is the Lincoln Center Bathroom and I am simply just Lynn Nottage

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I think we as a society forget how important Judy Kuhn Cosette is

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put this man in a Tennessee Williams play and have him rip off his shirt

Film Updates

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Charles Melton at the 2024 #GoldenGlobes (via @mekhiturner )

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really want to see sara porkalob in 1776 but don’t want to give the production my money but I really want to see sara porkalob slay “molasses to rum” in 1776

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I wanna do Hamlet but Hamlet Sr. looks like this

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I just got offered comps to see the corn musical should I see the corn musical

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Hamlet after his dad’s funeral:

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My uncle’s comments were hurtful and wrong. I unequivocally condemn what he said.

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ah yes David Mamet slander on the timeline. nature is healing 😌

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watching all of you pay hundreds of dollars for theatre tickets where I simply just refuse to spend more than $50 to see anything

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You know what. If Damon Daunno dressed as a cowboy sang a song to me about how I should kill myself… I’d sing along too

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I hold lots of space in my heart for bad art I’m not just a pretentious snob I saw Diana the musical on broadway six times

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sometimes it’s so crazy that some of the playwrights that follow me on here… I auditioned for college with your monologues. That’s nuts. And now we’re mutuals. WHAT ? 🥰

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the urge to scream YOU SAW NIKKI BOBBIE at the group of gays I just passed holding company playbills

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how does one get their play produced without self producing and having to wear a million different hats. asking for a me.

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You excited for Ivo van Hove’s JCS? We’ll get ready for my theatre of cruelty Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat where we execute the Baker live on stage

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i remember when I was 12 I saw the 2009 WSS revival on Broadway during the peak of Swine Flu and saw someone wearing a mask in the theatre and now I realize that they were the smartest person in that theatre

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I’m in a really silly goofy mood what if I just applied to be dean of the drama dept at the new school lol

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I tell myself I see so many shows bc it’s “research” for me as a playwright and artist but really I’m just addicted to binge watching plays

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I went to an early screening and saw Judi Dench’s human hands

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say something good about this movie

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me making my nyc debut as a playwright featuring a bag full of squishmallows I gave to my actors

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mark my words I have a prophecy: the lin-manuelification of sh**na t**b

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me trying to hype myself up after not getting into any grad schools: YOURE A PUBLISHED PLAYWRIGHT AND AN ONEILL SEMIFINALST GODDAMNIT PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

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if you can’t afford the Mr. Burns reading because you’re an artist and not a donor and want to see a surreal absurdist play, come see Plague Play at IATI Theater downtown! ALL of our tickets are $20!! And there will be blood! And religious allegory! And it’s a full production.

Playwrights Horizons

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Ten years after its iconic New York premiere at Playwrights Horizons, the original cast of Mr. Burns, a post-electric play, reunites with playwright Anne Washburn and director Steve Cosson for TWO NIGHTS ONLY! Get tickets now at

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