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3 years
Support the team with the eye on the future. Remember the name @CharliePatino10 . 💫🔜
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BREAKING NEWS: Aston Villa have submitted an official bid to Arsenal for Nuno Tavares. They are offering £5m. Arsenal have rebuffed the offer but Villa are expected to try again with a higher offer and are confident.
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@mekartikshah @0xgaut Future? I’m 99% sure that already exists at the very least at Military level
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@FA_PGMOL So just to make this clear… you’re calling Mike Dean, a man who you employed until July, a liar? Because that’s what this statement implies.
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What will happen if Manchester City's appeal fails [a Thread] 1/
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I’m honestly so sick of the Holding hate. He’s a solid CB, not spectacular but he does a job. Get behind the team 100% whoever is playing.
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If Ben White was a frenchman called Benjamin Blanc playing for Bordeaux or Montpellier, people would be calling it a brilliant move. Because he's English and playing for Brighton it's being called an awful move. #crazy
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Yooo finally met the legend @CharliePatino10
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We have Folarin Balogun wearing 26 facing off against Leon Balogun wearing 26. Them Baloguns REALLY like the number 26
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4 years
Guys, I have a theory that Gabriel's instagram story was taken at the training ground. Thanks to a bunch of people on this thread we can be pretty sure that he was in the rear right seat of a Mercedes V class. 1/
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@AnnaMcGovernUK Well you’ve clearly never done any research into Horrible Histories… if you had you’d know that in 2013 a creator of the show was interviewed and stated there had been 8 errors in 4000 facts presented (source: ) and when they make an error they fix it as
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@Arsenal I can’t believe some of the responses on here. The club are being INCREDIBLY transparent about major sensitive operational issues yet all most of the commenters are worried about is if it’s a signing announcement. Have some respect guys.
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2 years
@FAspokesperson @Arsenal @premierleague What did they do?! Gabriel was pushed into the referee!
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points retroactively deducted. Since the allegations are from 2012-16 which would affect City's title wins in 11/12 and 13/14. It is unclear whether this would involve Man U and Liverpool being declared winners or City's win being removed from the record. 14/
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Reasons why I think the Kroenkes will not be Arsenal owners by the end of 2021. 1) The players don’t trust them. When this happens, they may well tell their colleagues to avoid us. 2) The club has been a disaster investment for them. They became majority shareholders when we 1/
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@premierleague @SemperFiArsenal Thought you weren’t allowed to celebrate? Assume you guys will be rejecting any FA charge?
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@SevillaFC_ENG He's had a career of 27 years after being extinct for a few million... I get you guys want an experienced player but I don't think he's quite what you need right now unfortunately
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2 years
Finally framed, hung and looking stunning. If you need something framed I can’t recommend @TSFSUK highly enough.
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@afcDW @Ruboflores @marceloflores @Arsenal Really hope we finally get to see THAT celebration for the seniors
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4 years
@Steven_Swinford Prime Minister attempts to bully civil servant into changing report that says that one of his colleagues was bullying their subordinates. 2020's version of poetic irony
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@MAA_Gunner @SkySportsPL Or Xhaka who’s been one of the best midfielders in the League, Jesus who’s been insane or Saliba who’s best in the league right now
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@badfullback @TheSecretScout_ They're 16 playing for the U21 team, give them some credit
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3 years
@spurslion Incorrect. According to the Europa league rules (Article 26) Slavia would be fined €200,000 for being responsible for the match not being played and the matches would be forfeited giving Arsenal a default 6-0 win on aggregate.
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3 years
Ok I’m going to tweet this because all this Saliba stuff is doing my head in. PLEASE stop blaming Mikel Arteta for this situation. He was doing what was best for his player. 1/
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@CharliePatino10 The present graduates are glowing, the future graduates will shine. Hale End is full of stars. 💫💫💫
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@ltarsenal Bennacer, if you’re happy to go back 6 then Malen
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@Sweet_and_Tangy @SpursOfficial At least you guys didn’t have to fly over and stay overnight just to be told on the day you’re not playing… like, you know, Rennes.
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Never tell me you have to go to the stadium every week to be a true fan. This is SPECTACULAR
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You can say that it’s an obsession! 😉 Thank you to everyone who made this room possible! Special shout-out the select few who keep encouraging this obsession! A lot of these items came from great memories that I will never forget! #COYG #DETROITGOONERS
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@England SACK SOUTHGATE ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC
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Whatever happens for @CharliePatino10 . So proud to be wearing this tonight. Just wish I was at the game.
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@chris_sutton73 Chelsea celebrate like that all the time when they have a tough win… as do most other teams in the league. Maybe look closer to home before complaining Chris
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@SemperFiArsenal @BukayoSaka87 He’s definitely going to be a favourite for Golden Boy
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@Teamnewsandtix Same thing as happened with Martinelli and Saliba. Both technically homegrown as registered for 3 years before turning 21
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@Arsenal What an iconic voice. Arsenal commentary will never be the same again. RIP
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@MrArsenicTM So it’s an informal agreement with a penalty clause… Sounds very formal 🤷‍♂️
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@ltarsenal There’s behind the scenes stuff Sash
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@England Questions obviously won’t be asked but they really have to be. Absolutely abysmal management
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3 years
This is a message for gooners everywhere. The Ozil era is over, some may be sad, some may be glad to see the back of him. Regardless of how you feel we have a game tonight. Let’s move on from this era of division starting now and get behind the team! #VCC #COYG
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@acspezia @OsmanZtheGooner @j_kiwior @premierleague @Arsenal We will look after him guys. Thanks for giving him to us!
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Everyone knows about the Man City appeal of UEFA's charge that they breached FFP by "financial doping" (the owners increasing sponsorship money by paying money to sponsors on top of what they were providing already) 2/
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If we look at the google street view of the main entrance to Arsenal's training centre (taken in 2017) we can see: 1) the road turns right 2) to the right of the road (if someone was leaving) are trees with fields behind them (red) 3) a distinctive fir tree (yellow)
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@Arsenal You guys need to fix the exchange to prevent bots. That’s the issue. They manage to make it work for concerts and stuff.
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@APresserV2 Someone just got fired. That’s what happened
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@ZArsenalFC @trtspor “Was not involved in the new season planing” Has played throughout pre-season
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@Tobi2332_ Tbf they get Havertz’ photos and interview 24 hours before the club
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@FootyScran @AirdrieoniansFC Legit thought that was an éclair
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@WWESARO Pretty simple If they pull a stunt like this, they do what they did last year and go to Ostedahl and he’ll announce it. It just makes the announcer look bad
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I mean there’s bad performances but jeez. They made us at our worst look amazing.
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Welcome to Arsenal Gabriel Magalhaes
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@nicholaswatt Boris is really and truly scrambling now... thank you @JoeBiden for winning the election and being a strong and capable leader. You've forced his hand and potentially saved our country from catastrophe before you've even started!
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@England @emilesmithrowe Here we gooo Saka and Emile Smith Rowe!!
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@LacaZte Get cold…?
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To conclude, the City appeal is nothing less than a pivotal moment in the history and future of European football. If they fail in their appeal and the ban is upheld not only will they likely fall but the entire landscape of European football would be changed forever. 34/
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@henrymance You missed the fact the government are about to spend billions on a satellite company to build our own rival to the Galileo system… despite the fact the satellites they’re buying can’t do that.
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@PatrickTimmons1 £2m from Bolton...
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@charles_watts He signs Mari 22 in the first day video
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I honestly don’t know why everyone is blaming Edu for this situation. We know for a fact that we had a bid accepted by Fiorentina but Vlahovic’s camp is not talking to anyone. Juve are dragging their feet over Arthur despite us agreeing to their terms. What else can Edu do?
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@willmiller1989 @TheSecretScout_ @FabrizioRomano There’s a difference. Informal conversations to gauge interest and feasibility are generally accepted by clubs. Having everything fully agreed and ready to go before even contacting the selling club is wrong. It’s why you generally hear “personal terms not thought to be an
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@DimensionsInJen I’m the Doctor I’m a Time Lord I’m from the Planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous I am 903 years old and I’m the man who’s going to save your lives and 6 billion people on the planet below.… You got a problem with that?
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@PolitlcsUK Definitely not a publicity stunt… or because he HAPPENED to be being filmed at the time
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@SemperFiArsenal @SkySportsPL Let’s not forget he has Collina alongside him.
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@OsmanZtheGooner Premier League meeting to formally start next season is 8th of June. If they don’t have a licence by then (i.e. sold) then they won’t be in the Prem next season.
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@johncrossmirror It’s cause you’re near the flush is all
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The implications of an unsuccessful City appeal may seem obvious (the original ban and fine are upheld) however this would likely only be the tip of the iceberg, not only this but a City appeal may be partially successful which would also have consequences. 3/
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@LacaZte @Arsenal Wait until Xhaka gets one too. Boom Xhaka Laca Saka
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@NewtronGooner @TheSecretScout_ Hopefully in the Carabao
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- To suspend City from any match or matches (both at senior and youth level) for as long as it thinks fit (W.49.4.1) - To deduct points both from this season and/or from future seasons (W.49.4.2) - To recommend the league expels City (W.49.4.4) 9/
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@afcDW Impossible. We ALWAYS have all our players available.
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Arteta: Odegaard and Smith Rowe could play together Most of Twitter: Nah that wouldn’t work Arsenal Team:
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What a half! 🔥🔥🔥 🔴 3-0 ⚪️ (HT) #ARSLEE
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Past and future always together. Victoria Concordia Crescit
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@ltarsenal Not only that but he’s been working without his normal defensive screen which puts him under a lot more pressure. He’s doing fine.
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Before we get into specific scenarios we must examine the ramifications of the City appeal failing to any degree (excluding the scenario that they are cleared of FFP breaches but found guilty of failing to co-operate with the UEFA investigation) 4/
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@BethRigby I'm currently going through his statement listing questions/inconsistencies... quite frankly the number is astounding
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@HACKETTREF @stuafc71 Love how the panel also completely ignored the very obvious handball by Joelinton
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@MartinSLewis I’d be fine with a hybrid model (similar to the “classic” offering on most airlines) where you get a single cabin bag and a checked bag included. It’s pretty ludicrous that prices on long haul routes are by default “1 small item of hand luggage” only.
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The first ramification would be an immediate punishment from the Premier League. Premier League rule E.4.2 states that clubs' accounts must contain a breakdown including sponsorship. If City are found to be in breach, the accounts (which are the same as those submitted to... 5/
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@4TheArsenal_ I got the same text. You forgot the bit about how he was “offered to multiple premier league clubs”
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Nuno blaming the players “The decisions [on players] we’re not according to the gameplan” and saying they’re “not able” to do what he asked. 😂😂😂 Gotta love it.
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@willow1886 Club need to make a statement and condemn this. @FA @FAspokesperson @FansEurope
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@scoutingindoors Logical choice is Cuesta
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@BradleyPhilpot No expert by any means but surely when they made the decision that “lapped cars will not overtake” they can’t go back on that, change their mind literally last minute, then withdraw the safety car.
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The second ramification is that UEFA would likely open proceedings against PSG. The last time City were charged with an FFP breach in 2014, PSG were also charged with a similar breach. As I have mentioned previously, the current allegations include the breaches from that case 15/
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@EmergMedDr Hospitals ARE afforded specific protection. However there are exceptions to this which can result in the loss of that special protection, specifically if “they are used by a party to the conflict to commit, outside their humanitarian functions, an "act harmful to the enemy"”
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@ellis_platten Isles of Scilly football league Only 2 teams that play each other 18 times. 2 cups played over 2 legs and a charity shield to start the season. All on 1 ground. Teams selected school playground style one player at a time by the captains before the first game of the season.
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We also know that the video is flipped (as Instagram does). From the movement of the sky we can tell that the car is turning right. If we look out his window we can see broken trees with nothing behind them and through the top window they are moving away from a fir tree 2/
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@GoonerForLife16 @ltarsenal Would still be a quality option.
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@mohamedbouhafsi I honestly don’t think he knows the meaning of resignation. They won’t sack him until it’s no longer mathematically possible to get Champions League same as Moyes because they don’t want to pay the severance fee.
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The most likely outcome, therefore, is some sort of points deduction. There is some precedent from other sports when it comes to points deductions for financial irregularities. Saracens were fined £5.36m and docked 35 points for breaching the rugby league's salary cap 12/
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@jamesbenge Hey if we had Bergkamp as coach we wouldn’t be flying anywhere
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... the league) would be in breach of these rules and thus would open them up to sanction. In this scenario under rule W.3 the Premier League board has 3 potential options: Refer the club to the FA, Refer the club to a Commission or exercise it's "summary jurisdiction" 6/
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@GoonerMichael It’s Villa bro… always underestimating values
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@ltarsenal Best description of his running style I’ve seen
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they were later hit with a further deduction of 70 points when they failed to come into compliance. It is unlikely that City will face any sort of deduction this season however they may well start next season on a points deduction. It is also possible that they may have 13/
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@Stillberto That is not worse than this mess.
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In summary. Don’t overreact, the club has a plan in place and is executing on it. Let them make their decisions and we will likely have a better Saliba at the end of it. 10/10
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@ltarsenal We do... he's just not ready yet 👀
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@JordanWebber96 Glad to see he’s thriving.
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