those BBC rules in full:
- Attenborough can't broadcast a show about UK nature loss.
- Lineker can't tweet criticising the government.
- Alan Sugar *can* tweet criticising strikes.
- The BBC chair *can* be a Tory donor who didn't disclose he facilitated a loan to Boris Johnson.
calm down everyone, it's not as if the British prime minister took a private jet from a climate summit to a dinner at an all men's club with a columnist lobbying for one of his mates to be given a political favour, and then gave that political favour the very next day.
in conclusion - the prime minister, who furiously ordered an inquiry into whether there were any parties at Downing Street during lockdown, was at a party in Downing Street during lockdown
the only person to resign over Downing Street parties so far is Allegra Stratton, who a) wasn't there and b) trialled the argument that they were work events, which is now official government policy.
that Tory culture war in full:
- last week: why doesn't the unpatriotic BBC play the national anthem every day
- this week: we've had to apologise to the Queen for disrepecting her dead husband
almost exactly a year ago, London was hit by flash floods. so yeah the Met Office is giving us warnings about heavy rain after a heatwave. this is how climate change works
does not seem great that the government will be choosing a new head of the Met police at the same time that the Met police is investigating the government
The Conservative party will suffer an electoral massacre if it doesn't deliver what the voters want.
Unfortunately what the voters want is for the Conservatives to suffer an electoral massacre.
HELP PLEASE: I am looking to hire a Tory MP for basic jobs such as arranging meetings with ministers. Salary approx £100,000 a year for two days a month. No written contract. No need to disclose interest when working. Apply after 3pm when the rules may have changed to allow this.
interesting how Prince Philip announces he is in hospital, but won’t allow cameras beside his hospital bed.
interested in privacy but only when it suits him?
I always wondered why Jo Brand told so many fat jokes. And here's the answer - from Georgia Pritchett's brilliant My Mess Is a Bit of a Life. How infuriating.
let’s remember how the mini-Budget was greeted at the time by those who have for years moaned about “the experts”, “the Establishment”, “the blob” etc etc…
1.
Kwasi Kwarteng tells the BBC he doesn’t know whether the prime minister’s chief of staff is paid through a lobbying company. No follow-up questions! Glad we cleared that up.
oh, to be a fly on the wall at tomorrow's Cobra meeting when Dominic Raab tells colleagues, 'you wouldn't believe how much we rely on the Dover-Calais crossing'
a lot of people get that eating less meat is good for the climate. but many don't realise *how good*
for 50g of protein (recommended daily amount), here are average greenhouse gas emissions
- beef: 25 kg
- cheese: 4 kg
- chicken: 2 kg
- peas: **0.2 kg**
the difference is huge!
strong statement by Matt Hancock - now let him get on with his vital work giving Covid contracts to his neighbour, hiring his best university friend as an adviser, and criticising government advisers who break social distancing rules.
it is almost funny that Boris Johnson rejected a junk food tax and a fuel duty rise, because they would be taxes on "working people" - but wants to increase national insurance, which is literally a tax *only* on working people.
Funny old world - nearly everyone who watched PMQs live thought Boris Johnson was disastrous, but watching the BBC’s 10 o’clock news, you would think he’d won it.
- the prime minister was not aware of any allegations
- he didn't even know the guy's surname was Pincher
- he thought the sex-pesting was a work event
- he is waiting for Sue Gray's report
- he has just spoken to President Zelenskyy
JD Sports executive chairman tells Radio 4 that Brexit is costing the company “double-digit millions” and will probably lead it to move 1,000 distribution centre jobs to the EU
Is it worse than you expected?
“Yes, considerably.”
Britain can be a country famous for its humour, or it can be a country where TV presenters have to apologise for light-hearted comments about politicians appearing with flags. Not sure it can be both.
Boris Johnson can’t handle a woman crossing her legs, but is the only man capable of leading the west’s fight against Vladimir Putin (editors, pls check)
so glad that the government has responded to these news stories about parties at Downing Street by *check notes* cutting the funding of the country’s biggest news organisation
let me get this straight - Boris Johnson’s evidence is that he can’t work when he’s on a laptop in his home, but he can work when he’s at a drinks party in his garden?
Downing Street logic - given events in Ukraine, it is not appropriate to change the leader, but it *is* appropriate to provoke a trade war with key international allies in order to shore up the leader’s position with the right wing of his party
The news in brief:
- The civil service told Robert Jenrick to reject Richard Desmond's development.
- Jenrick ignored them, and so suffered an embarrassing legal defeat.
- The government wants to keep Jenrick in post, and to reform the civil service.
Another mind-boggling story about Robert Jenrick.
He had a planning application rejected twice by the council, then he got elected as a Conservative MP, resubmitted it in his wife’s name, and - hey presto - Tory councillors intervened to approve it.
If Dominic Cummings did edit an old blog so that it appeared to warn about coronavirus, it matters for three reasons:
1. It would mean he made a false statement in the press conference
2. That would question the credibility of his whole Durham story
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Stanley Johnson has been accused of breaking his then wife's nose, and of inappropriate touching of two women. let's stop the jovial TV interviews with him.
people Boris Johnson thinks are a security risk:
- Ukrainian refugees
people Boris Johnson doesn’t think are a security risk:
- his party-throwing Russian millionaire friend whom the head of MI6 warned was a security risk
superb stuff from the education secretary:
Gillian Keegan: The schools budget is now the highest ever.
Nick Robinson: It was actually higher in 2010.
Gillian Keegan: Well, 2010 was the highest year ever!
I'm not saying Boris Johnson is unreliable, but in his resignation statement he says "I have been an MP since 2001", when in fact he wasn't an MP between 2008 and 2015.
those 102 backers in full:
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Chris Pincher
Stanley Johnson
Downing Street’s various puff photographers
Whoever paid for the wallpaper
The kid who got rugby-tackled years ago
The woman next to me on the flight from Dominican Republic
Darius Guppy
Lord Lucan
So they called Michael Gove, got £200mn in PPE contracts, lied about their involvement, made £61mn in profits from a national emergency, and stashed their share in trusts in the Isle of Man. And then they say they’ve been made scapegoats 😂😂
- Crypto is a scam
- Bitcoin is not really useful
- The whole thing looks like a massive transfer of wealth from individual traders to wealthy, sophisticated investors
My interview with one of crypto’s most eloquent critics, programmer Stephen Diehl:
today’s politics in brief:
- Downing Street claims the rules were followed in its Christmas drinks parties, which turns out to mean they weren’t
- Matt Hancock claims his pub landlord didn’t get a PPE contract, which turns out to mean he basically did
New: Boris Johnson has been personally calling Tory MPs from his holiday in a bid to secure their backing,
@camillahmturner
has been told.
He promised one MP that there would be a "different culture" in Downing Street if he becomes PM again.
I'm getting the hang of commenting on US politics
- if Trump scrapes home in the electoral college, but loses popular vote in 2016, the Democrats are out of touch.
- if Biden scrapes home in the electoral college, and wins popular vote in 2020, the Democrats are out of touch.
Boris Johnson has the highest admiration for the Queen, and no one who followed the prorogation of parliament saga in 2019 could *possibly* doubt that.
finally the truth about Succession!
creator Jesse Armstrong says Logan’s will was underlined, NOT crossed out - if you were crossing something out, you wouldn’t start below
Britain has granted a grand total of 50 visas to Ukrainian family members so far, and Boris Johnson is probably marching around Downing Street asking what the hold-up is with Roman Abramovich’s peerage
don’t like election rules? weaken the Electoral Commission
don’t like impartial news reporting? weaken the BBC
don’t like your mates being punished for breaking lobbying rules? propose a ridiculous replacement system on the same day a Tory MP is due to be suspended