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Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2021
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Sorry, the only Discord I know is dis secret chord that David played and it pleased the lord
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Done with the weird bitches. Gonna meet a normie girl on hinge. 27 or so with a boring professional email job. Likes to go to brunch. Has a “doggo.” Dyed blonde hair. Goes to the gym and does meme workouts to make her ass bigger. Has never felt real pain in her life.
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@NeilNevins I think adults can handle a talking dog
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This is what superhero funerals in comics are like
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@punished_cait Large Boulder the size of a small boulder
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@WyattDuncan Remember when the King of Queens Twitter commented on Game of Thrones's finale
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@lennyburnham Do they think there was a separate male writing team for the Ken half of the movie
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@meowmeowmia Cold potato cold potato
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The George Lopez Show perfected deaging technology
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@NoahPasternak The next Superman movie should play the snippet from rapper's delight about cucking superman
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@halomancer1 I thought this was somehow about the good doctor too
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@itsdannyneary Michael buble was too much of a coward to sing about fucking santa
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@kafkashoress The goat Marcus Aurelius is a funny sentence
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@KevKoeser Hey Black it's Zack. Your cousin, Zack Panther. You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!
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@JulieAbridged By any chance was the guy you were on a date with Conan O'Brien
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@VK_HM Homer even says 'I love legitimate theater'
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@craig_rangoon @sydbricks If you tell me who rosebud is I'm suing
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@BassleIsMissing Did you know Black Panther's Nair gets stronger the longer its out
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@shreyabasu003 Remember that one McDonald's ad about wanting to fuck the burgers
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@PostinMonkey Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of them wasn't me
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@not_a_heather It makes you wonder what fucked up things gru was doing though
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@MatttGFX Imagine if bowser was a normal guy who was forced to become bowser to survive the apocalypse
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@bornposting Captain Marvel had his own city but got demoted to like a suburb of philadelphia
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@shreyabasu003 I remember in grade school I had a computer class where they taught me basic stuff like how to use excel, I wonder if that's still a thing
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@staticbluebat These posts always show the best version of the poster and he still comes off as bad in this
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@ComedyManKelp Why's whiplash here
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@EPM106 I thought he made that up for a joke lmao
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@PoorOldRoloTony When I have a relative that dies I'm gonna tell all my family members not to act like they're in a wes Anderson film
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@shreyabasu003 Isn't this just college
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This is canonically his ringtone by the way
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Mole Man (S1/EP11) - 90’s Fantastic Four (Marvel/Fox)
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@jeremylovesyall Magneto used to just be so good at magnetism that it made him psychic and able to counter Charles's powers
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@Java_jigga I cooka the meth
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@therealaaronk Paltrow was in dead poets society?
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@RlCKYRAGE Was he talking about the dog in the first comment
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@bigmonkeong They definitely were, they put that same comment on like five other movies
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@staidindoors Do you think there's a scene where the rock is in the kitchen and that's where he gets his catchphrase
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@femaIehysterias Seinfeld and Friends both directly crossed over to Mad About You, so there's that
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@cooIboobs People always say this about the most milquetoast sitcoms lmao I can't wait for John Stamos to talk about how you couldn't make Full House today
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@Unrealized_Tomb Was Loomis flying the plane
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@meowmeowmia you don’t like winter, you were just conditioned by Santa claus to think its a good season
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@towelheadcutie Gonna dm a white person "Ate a saltine, thinking of you 😎" and see how it goes
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This is unironically what the spider-verse comic is like
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@DannyVegito Devito penguin
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@paynushaver AppleTV movies is the funniest thing on this meme
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@shreyabasu003 Undersea Drake: You used to call me on my shell phone
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@iusedtohavecats People are so used to actors saying every role they get was a childhood dream role, nobody's used to someone being normal
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@SandyFrizzle @itsdannyneary Holy shit just 30 seconds after me
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@meowmeowmia One day my posts will be good enough to make unrelated people lose followers
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@borgposting Whenever they try merging two heroes together it always ends up with dumb stuff like this
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Making Shaggy’s move set revolve against an unfunny dbz meme instead of anything actually scooby doo related aged this game so bad…
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@APunishedBill Do they want black actors to pull a white chicks? I have no idea what the alternative is
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@sorrelquest If millions of people could relate to a show about nuclear physicists enough to give it twelve seasons and a prequel I don't think the job is the issue necessarily
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@cooIboobs What a strange thing to do Thumbs
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Watch it and have fun before film Twitter tells you it's overrated
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How The Beverly Hillbillies Changed TV (A completely normal video posted on a completely normal day)
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@bornposting Remember when she died and it was revealed Norman hired a dying actress to pretend to be her for some reason
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@LazlosGhost Wait the let people enjoy things comic was about annoying sports haters? That honestly puts it up a few notches
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@bornposting I think the next Spidey movie should be about Spidey accidentally booking two dates on the same day and having to go back between both of them without the other knowing
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@dotgaypeg Replace "women" with "five nights at freddys"
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@RedLReviews It's really funny that right after the sinister six fight Sandman leaves to be a fantastic four villain and doesn't return for like three decades
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@theoceanblooms Now if the Na'vi went on the Titanic that'd be the greatest movie of all time
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@Picklemaddierix "Is Reverend Lovejoy A Chaser" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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This happened to my buddy Eddie Murphy
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A source tells TMZ the reason Joe Jonas filed for divorce from Sophie Turner: “She likes to party, he likes to stay at home. They have very different lifestyles.”
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@WendySnowRadish It's true for basically all the 4kids shows but one piece Like, they're still saying gotta go fast and gotta catch em all and shit
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@guymrdth I was gonna say, Jack Black did get a leading man push, it gave us stuff like Gullivers travels
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@StolenDans Can't believe he'd betray his own guy like that
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@BigPutruck Kid named winger
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@thefemiurge Eventually we're gonna get to the point where people are yearning for 2000s sitcoms where the guy hates his wife
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@tweetingzzzz @Julian_Epp It is not our responsibility to ignore dumb shit online I dont understand how you dont get that
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@DragonBallPee @Liquid_JJ Quinton's review was the mildest thing ever lmfao
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Oh yeah? Explain this
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There is nothing in the world that turns off women more than video games. Especially the computer games where your character dresses like a wizard and casts spells. If you’re single and over 16, grow up and start living in the real world if you want to attract a non-desperate,…
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@legotrillermoth Remember when star wars had anakin come up with the term transgender
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weirdo incel shut in: i think salma hayek is an OLD HAG left twitter man in the quote tweets: i JACK OFF to salma hayek all the time !! FEMINISM WIN!
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@MeganBitchell Undersea drake: you used to call me on my shell phone
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@EvilKeaton @GunnerDobbins I feel like Ben wins all his fights by believing really hard so he doesn't need an upgrade
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@LilySimpson1312 Repost if you love smosh and hate Harry Potter
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@Skrillexican @Q_Review More angry and mean, shes there so sam can beat her up
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@harleybaghdad Thanks, I stole it from the president
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@Picklemaddierix Who will be the one brave enough to watch every video to see how the orange is a trans allegory
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You guys gotta get bigger reference pools man
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When writers don’t want Black women to be great <<<<<<<<<<<<
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@bornposting You'd be surprised how many normal humans get one over on him Toyman will pull out some thingamabob and Supes won't know what to do for a few pages
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@theoceanblooms Playing both sides so they always come out on top
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@indianloonie What was general grant doing on the thermostat
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@theoceanblooms This is about Steven universe don't be fooled
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@lackingsaint The weird thing is Kristin Wiig has enough star power now that she could have came back as lola no problem, they didnt need the stunt casting
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@Bill_Kezos_ People who overemphasize being nice and pure never are
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@femaleguy2 They want you They want you They want you as a new recruit
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@Name3309 Holy shit he plays butt-head
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@EPM106 Did we learn nothing from oprah
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