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tired screenwriter and retired critic. not the one from the job applications. words @discussingfilm , @polygon , @gawker , @hyperallergic and more

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jake and amir - barbie
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this is exactly what the director of how to train your dragon should look like
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‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ live-action film has begun filming.
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black mirror was so funny because it was the biggest show around and people couldn’t recommend it without having to add that they hated 99% of the episodes
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what's crazy is only one of them ever tried guys
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family vloggers when their child stops having a meltdown
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I do sincerely believe olivia colman could deliver this line in a way that would make me cry
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Olivia Colman admits she felt a bit disappointed when she set up her new iPhone and it had carried all her old apps across. “I was kind of looking forward to a fresh start,” she sighed
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spielberg waiting 60 years to make a movie about his parents’ divorce should serve as a reminder to young writers that you don’t need to cash in all your bad memories straight away. more specifically you should make half a dozen movies about aliens first
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I do strongly believe that some movies should only be seen on dvd. what are you doing watching donnie darko in 4k
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doja cat is the first person with a twitter account to be successful
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chris pine is lucky he’s hot because that filmography is held together by star trek and imagination
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get out was incredible the day it released but the fact that everyone but its director spent the next 5 years trying and failing to do it again only makes it better
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when you introduce 2 of your friends and they get along
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if you’re about to watch doctor who for the first time and someone tells you to skip christopher eccleston they do not respect you on a spiritual level
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the copy of the hunger games I read as a kid included a quote from suzanne collins where she talked about coming up with the idea after flicking between reality tv and iraq war coverage and it was basically the first time I ever realised art could be about things
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we need to talk about the robert pattinson tiktok account with 570k followers that is visibly an awkward deepfake
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people don’t even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this
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morbius and fantastic beasts back to back is a solid case for just not making any more movies
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there was something in the air in 2019
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avatar the last airbender was a cool cartoon for children that an entire generation of adults talks about like citizen kane
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[casino royale] this new take on bond is young and cool. he's fresh out of the academy and has something to prove [every other daniel craig bond movie] look at this ancient bag of bones. he's been doing this too long and it's about time he gave up
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feel like it’s time we retire the term queerbait. if you really thought they were going to make the owen wilson time cop in a marvel show gay that’s entirely on you
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tried to imagine the year 2031 and actually got dizzy
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'AVATAR 4' and 'AVATAR 5' will now release in December 2029 and December 2031, respectively.
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probably start with season 1 and go from there
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King Charles has reportedly begun work on his succession plan, sparking fears his cancer diagnosis may be 'more dangerous than we have been led to believe'
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“snow lands on top” is so cold you know suzanne collins had to go for a walk after that one
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remember when a major streaming service released an official recording of a famous musical and it was wildly successful and then practically no one ever did it again
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christopher nolan on lady bird
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I would imagine this has more to do with oppenheimer being the first movie he made after a very public decision to stop working with warner bros than a particular hatred of the barbie franchise
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Christopher Nolan is reportedly upset that Warner Bros is releasing #Barbie on the same day as #Oppenheimer (via @thisisinsider )
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rue is stretching that location budget we’re about to see the show’s fourth building ever
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that's so interesting your favourite poem is the two headed calf and your favourite painting is the fallen angel. do you use twitter by any chance
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I think all of the bad press around don’t worry darling was cooked up so no one would ask why the hell nick kroll is in it
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whoever colour graded this show had a bottle of piss and a dream
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thank you challengers
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bisexuals need a new pr team how did we become the no fun sexuality
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robert pattinson doing batman, an american psycho riff, and a ghibli voice. do we think christian bale would have a legal case
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does anyone else feel like it’s slightly more likely that this is a teenager being corny than some kind of gross confession. is anyone else getting that vibe. anyone else not desperate to accuse a stranger of being attracted to her brother
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Noah Schnapp reveals his twin sister’s reaction to him coming out: “She was ecstatic. She said that she would’ve hated the idea of me marrying another girl and having to compete with that girl for my attention...Now it’ll be a guy, she was like, ‘Oh, he’ll be my best friend.’”
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the most random movies have me going they don’t make them like this anymore but there is a real texture and sincerity to this. the 2000s fantasy boom wasn’t all good but the genre demands a level of effort that just isn’t a given in this kind of movie anymore
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now watching
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not going to say we take christopher nolan for granted but it’s easy to forget just how unique a figure he is in hollywood when he’s one of less than five filmmakers working who can bring in blockbuster audiences for original movies purely off the strength of his own name
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bodies bodies bodies was a groundbreaking moment in history for 3 star movies
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I got yelled at for calling taylor the mcu of music but what else do you call a decade long run of unprecedented success capped by a record breaking celebration of what came before then retreating into lore that’s alienating to general audiences. matty healy is disney+ of course
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I don’t know how any filmmakers handle bad reviews because I know for a fact that if I released something to the world and everyone let me know they hated it you would never hear from me again
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not one living person has watched don’t worry darling since october of 2022
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so he’s saying he only wants to play… nice guys
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Ryan Gosling says he is rejecting roles that are too dark for the sake of his family: “I don’t really take roles that are going to put me in some kind of dark place. The decisions I make, I make them with Eva and we make them with our family in mind first... My kids’ interest in
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every 6 months a new movie is added to this joke. it could be your favourite next
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they said director jail and he heard direct a jail
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Damien Chazelle is set to direct a new film set in a prison. (Source: Deadline)
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“this digital camera looks just like film” I promise you it doesn’t
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[the boys season 5] tensions bubble over as the team close in on homelander, promising an explosive conclusion [season 10] tensions bubble over as the team close in on homelander, promising an explosive conclusion [season 15] tensions bubble over as the team close in on homelan
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Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy will reunite one last time for Richard Linklater’s BEFORE I FORGET. In theatres December 13th
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what are the odds that the guy who makes the most lynchian movies would be called david lynch
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what exactly are ant-man and the wasp supposed to do about this
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it’s a shame we’ll just never know what Seth Rogen has been smoking
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I need some of whatever Seth Rogen's been smoking cuz wtf is this track record
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thinking about how when they fired zack snyder from justice league he sent someone into the studio to just steal the movie
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Bilall Fallah says they tried to salvage the ‘BATGIRL’ footage but Warner Bros Discovery already deleted it. “I went on the server and everything was gone. We were like, ‘Fucking shit!’… We did not [even] keep the scenes with Batman in it.” (via: )
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I have lost a lot of respect for anyone taken in by that man's scheme to paint the person he beat and assaulted on at least a dozen occasions as the public face of domestic abuse and I desperately hope some of you realise how dramatically you have been manipulated
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it’s even worse when you watch the movie and realise that this stuff has absolutely no relation to the plot. they are literally just parading digital corpses around during the climax of an unrelated story
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WHAT THE FUCK??? THIS CAN’T BE TRUE
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Disney has confirmed the genre of #ThorLoveAndThunder as an "action-adventure." Details:
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not sure how I feel about this fantastic four cast
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alexander skarsgard understands succession innately because only one of his siblings gets to inherit the mamma mia franchise
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at least once a week I think about how cool it is that someone made a good sequel to the shining
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Mike Flanagan was cooking
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every time chris evans does another horrible movie people start saying “he’s better than this” and my question is are you sure?
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it’s so funny they’ve had to unfreeze all these 2000s movie stars to “revive the romcom” instead of like. any new romantic screen presences
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christopher nolan took one look at jack quaid and said that man needs to play the bongos
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who taught you that word
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She’s going to serve in this show. #SheHulk
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I think that fundamentally the reason no one else can make star wars like george lucas is that they will always be making Star Wars whereas he was just making star wars
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twitter ireland obsession is a 2012 tumblr anglophilia rerun for people with just enough shame to not use england again
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it actually crashed. no survivors
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The Hogwarts Express has departed for another year, today, September 1. 🚂
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am I crazy when I say this looks like a poster for a hulu show
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First poster for Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ starring Joaquin Phoenix.
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he was always going to have a great career but has any actor ever left a tv show at as perfect a time as steven yeun
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ok 🙄
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Amy Schumer denies stealing jokes for the #Oscars — “I just did a lie-detector test on Vanity Fair and they asked me ‘Have you ever stolen a joke?’ I said no & it was ‘that’s true.’ Everybody just chill. I’m funny enough, I don’t need to steal shit” (via: )
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are they… doing it to him again
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Ronald Gladden has signed an overall deal with Amazon to produce & star in future projects for the studio. (Source: )
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Midsommar but they go to the village from Borat
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uk submitting the most swedish man alive in hopes of confusing voters
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everyone's talking about henry meanwhile I'm thinking about kissing her...
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barbenheimer was fun but we can stop talking like those films are anywhere near on the same level now
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when baron harkonnen kissed his nephew on the lips I thought ok I guess that’s what these guys do but when austin butler leaned in for another go I started to get a little suspicious
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it’s so funny when a tv show uses a famous song because it’s famous and people start tweeting like “noooo now this song is gonna be famous”
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I hope everyone is prepared to see this gif in their replies once a week for the next 5 years
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Venom mic drop #Venom2
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wow, today I learned tom felton was in harry potter
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Tom Felton’s craving for ‘magic’ lands him in handcuffs in new Uber Eats commercial
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call me misha collins the way I don't fuck with half of you
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robert pattinson’s career is proof that if you gave tom holland a 6 month criterion subscription you could permanently save independent film
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they brought yorgos lanthimos out before poor things and asked if he had anything to say to introduce the film and he said not really and then they just started the film
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film twitter: glen powell is about to be the biggest movie star in the world, easily our next tom cruise if not bigger glen powell: hey y’all check out my new movie fart wedding
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taika waititi entering his affleck era to deal with the stress of having a whole movie starring armie hammer currently in post
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dear evan hansen
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back to school
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move on
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Christmas at Hogwarts 🎄⚡️
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do we think will ferrell ever found out he was producing the show
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We had no idea what we were in for
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star wars sequels absolutely did not need a plan they just needed a confident weirdo in charge who wasn’t gonna get embarrassed and make a feature length notes app apology over accidentally letting someone release a film with themes
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no other medium has to deal with this shit. like if people started demanding mcdonalds boxes win the turner prize for contributions to happiness
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awesome tweet. really great stuff. unfortunately the person you are targeting it at is dead due to corporate negligence
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maybe this is a cancellable thing to say but do . . . none of you all know how much a normal amount of caffeine is to consume??? like . . . do you not check before you drink anything with caffeine????? you just . . . drink caffeinated drinks without checking?????
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she was supposed to be in barry season 3 but they cut her scenes lol
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This is why we left her behind and welcomed Sabrina Brier
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when people do the whole performative beatles suck routine I do just have to assume they’ve never actually listened to them
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the difference between a 90 minute movie and a 120 minute movie is 4 hours
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there’s a strong case that thinking gay people are this easy to win over counts as homophobia
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Camila Cabello shares snippet of new music.
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this is a style of writing motivated entirely by maximising sentences that can be clipped out of context for pinterest boards which means there can be no ambiguity and no sense of continuity because every line has to reiterate the subject
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Jb Cabret 🍉 BINI_Gesserit
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Damn, this post delivered. Pun intended.
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this dude is a hardcore zack snyder fan who used to get into long arguments about dc movies on here. you can really do anything
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NBC Out
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California's Robert Garcia, who is gay and immigrated to the U.S. from Peru at age 5, is the first LGBTQ immigrant elected to Congress.
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if you’re in your mid 20s and wanting to seem a bit younger the easiest trick is to just pretend the first place you saw andrew scott was fleabag
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gal gadot is such a fascinatingly bad actor that she almost achieves something surreal. every decision the wrong one but so lacking in subtlety that the gap between clear intention and what is actually performed makes you wonder how you’ve ever been convinced of emotion before
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bisexuals need a new pr team how did we become the no fun sexuality
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tenet is a movie that attempts to literalise the feeling that you have always known someone you just met. it is basically a direct continuation of interstellar’s exploration of love as a force that transcends time and space. it is also cool as hell
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sorting collegehumor youtube uploads by oldest and experiencing the closest thing we have to time travel
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