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I got a garlic injection to avoind feeling bad. But, now I feel bad.

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I, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, have a privilege score of -660

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If the Beastie Boys were gay guys they might make a song that goes something like: Mike D: Me and MCA like to suck each other's All: DICKS MCA: When we think about (Ad Rock: PUSSIES) our tummies get ALL: SICK

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Barry Lyndon sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 Barry Lyndon reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Gal Gadot delivers all her lines like Jar Jar Binks after he got his tongue paralyzed by the podracer engine

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what are the most accessible toppings for someone just getting into pizza?

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the most beautiful woman you know will talk about how cute and funny her boyfriend is and then when she shows up at the party she walks in with this guy

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BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Michael Morbius was found dead in his Los Angeles home, age 42, due to complications from the Dracula Virus. His private struggle with the disease is chronicled in the documentary, Morbius.

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Paul McCartney

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i love how we can instantly tell who this is

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@yeoldedad I don't think this is how Terminator ends

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@staticbluebat @staidindoors oh sure "nothing in common" 🙄🙄🙄

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@Srirachachau it would be a thrilling twist if they played it like all of this weird bigoted stuff was because he's autistic and then in a later season the Better Doctor shows up and he's a good surgeon and also doesn't do stuff like this and he's like "I don't know what this guy's problem is"

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@shreyabasu003 every single time they do this it's always a picture of a gorgeous woman, really mad at heterosexual men for not being able to appreciate the divine beauty of the feminine form!!!!

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@shreyabasu003 Paul McCartney is beautiful in the same way that a woman is beautiful and Hollywood will never understand this

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@StolenDans Stop making movie clips 60 fps! I don't need to see this!

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@shreyabasu003 Ask him his opinion on neopronouns

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@aqmartin494 @ABC It's true! I too break into buildings in the middle of the night and sleep on the cold, hard ground despite having a home and a bed

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@tonydwagner Text "GURLBYE" to 22654 to guillotine a landlord

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3 years

The new Gundam movie is cinema

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@shreyabasu003 I really wish he would educate himself

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@societys_victim I've got a Gizmo with this guy's name on it

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@DaRatbag @premiles_ Okay yeah he should be insecure about this

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I find him quite distasteful

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What’s your opinion on Joker?

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Harvey .07 seconds after being told I would hit him with a stone cold stunner if he tried to eat my food

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@ZeroSuitCamus In one of the flashes to a different timeline, Yeoh is a man. Everyone is a trender in at least one reality...

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@jitotweets

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@meowmeowmia What is "gendered class work"

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Okay this is actually sick

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@h0mmelette hmmmm I've always wanted to be part of a Saw type situation

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Reading the Beatles part in Trump's voice

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@MetaReflexive what 25 year old would make The Fabelmans like, are you waxing nostalgic about 6 years ago?

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Goodbye, Dragon Inn (2003, dir. Tsai Ming-liang)

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@TheHubrisGuy He works at the fast food restaurant and wants to give you fries to commemorate your accomplishment, pretty nice of him imo

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the lovable lads from Liverpool

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when plankton sings "baby this town rips the bones from your back, it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap" it really hits different, knowing all the sh*t mr krabs put him through like on God nobody's been through as much as him 😭😭😭

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If you RT or reply with your actual privilege number just know that you'll never be as unprivileged as men under 5'7"

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@dodgonkulator They should've added some real rocking roll songs like songs from Aerosmith

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@80_Hg2 Probably a fake made by 4chan chuds

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@legotrillermoth Tell her to mind her damn business, respectfully

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Everyone talking about EEAAO, yeah let's have discourse about the sound I make when I stub my freaking toe

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@egeofanatolia He's a hot little twink with a jaw line, no universe where he doesn't get pussy!

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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

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@realJaredGilman Oh no it's actually a tunnel with a guy in it

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@postingwhilegay I do this and still constantly get transphobic Matt Walsh ads, and this is with the ad algorithm very obviously targeting me with trans specific ads at other times too

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@legotrillermoth I respect cranky old actors who just want to work on principle, but seems like both him and the press are leaning in too much. Ya gotta make a really funny cranky comment every once in a while so everyone can be like "ha, that's our guy"

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@aklingus Honestly kinda a bizarre omission, especially given how they gave a film like Ex Machina the award. Figured they'd keep trying to recognize VFX outside of the big blockbusters, especially with a hugely popular indie movie like this

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the far right fringe candidate in the Kid City mayoral election:

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teachers deserve all of this and 10x worse when you realize the total amount of life hours wasted away in a stale fluorescent lighting prison learning nothing instead of being in the sunlight and playing with your friends or developing real skills

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Stop replying to this sincerely, please, I'm begging you

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*mulder tosses a file on top of scully's desk* the ojibwe people have a myth about a "tickle monster"

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@not_a_heather my research shows these are actually special obelisks made from limestone

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men who hate yoko have never known the joys of being in love with a quirked up shorty. it's sad, really

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@paynus3 At first I thought the joke was that Salacious Crumb was your girlfriend

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@LivPosting I bet goblincore is way less cool than it sounds

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@egeofanatolia bisexuality comes for us all

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@legotrillermoth all of these gender identities are getting out of hand

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@legotrillermoth @Srirachachau I was picturing a cooler and more down to earth autistic guy, maybe an autistic guy with a little more swag

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@ettingermentum it's such a cruel thing to make an 80 year old man aware of annoying ironic meme culture in the last like 6 years of his life

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@StolenDans Haha this picture has got me acting silly 😳😳😳

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@emmyphares milk is stored in the banana

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I liked the part in The Card Counter where they did the "damn bitch you live like this?" meme

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@fruitdotzip Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy hits different after smoking a 2.3% thc joint that's as thin as a spaghetti noodle

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@thesolarcoffee Mike D: Me and Ad Rock like to get a little nasty Ad Rock: He sucks on my (All: DICK) and it does a little blasty

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@ZeroSuitCamus There's no way I could've seen like half of this video coming

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@WysongGrass @donoteat1 You obviously have never been called "stupid science bitch" simply for being a scientist

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@Srirachachau Who wouldn't want to hang out with some quirky little guys who have the best kush in Middle Earth

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@Srirachachau Why are you, as a man, riding into the town of Agua Fria having a lot of things to say to folks around you?

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SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY SHE'S NOT A GIRL HE'S A BOY

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y'all are cowards for not making this the big meme from this show

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@chesthairalert I could see Paul but he doesn't have that feminine aura to really capture his vibe

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@jacobdotgov Raimi is so fucking cool

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@legotrillermoth people will be living under a rock and then call other people chronically online for knowing who a famous actor is

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@jackallisonLOL Where are the jokes?

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@alistairlover @FoldableHuman How can something be sexist if it is justified by the logic of the story???? Its not the dev's fault that the story is like that, stories kinda just materialize and are in no way consciously made by humans with decades of cultural experiences and the biases that come with them

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@drpinedat @AFP @NASA Yeah man there are lesbians in space too

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@legotrillermoth Jeffrey telling some 6'11" tatted bald guy arrested for triple homicide named Snake about his cool pedophile island but then Snake says "hey man, pedophilia is whack" and walks away like one of those drug PSAs where a bad kid tries to get someone hooked on cigarettes

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@Srirachachau My horny ass could NOT work at the Star Lasso Experience 😳😳😳

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@AnimeSerbia the rapture?

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monogamous lou bega would be like a little bit of monica in my life a little bit of monica by my side a little bit of monica's all I need a little bit of monica's what I see a little bit of monica in the sun a little bit of monica all night long a little bit of monica, here I am

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@danceyrselfdean 🎶She'd like extra cheese🎶

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incredibly funny/tragic that The Iron Claw had to cut an entire son because another horrible death would've really fucked with the pacing

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@LucyXIV Fireflies

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@phosphor_glow even if I didn't know what Vasquez looked like this is 100% what I'd picture him looking like

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@Srirachachau I love the implication that he forgot about his wife's birthday until some people on the internet made fun of him for getting rejected by a different woman

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@SimonAmorim @donoteat1 And Central America/the Caribbean. They're all America by default

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@egeofanatolia Would uhhhh be a shame if he kept posting them

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Getting canceled by Kubrick Twitter for deadnaming Barry Lyndon

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@firagawalkwthme Like what is wrong with this lmao a character can speak in a way that isn't eloquent! It's the point!

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@JaneOst_ why do you need your glasses in the shower even if you're farsighted??? do you need to read the shampoo bottle???

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just now seeing this for the first time. I want to fucking vomit

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FOSSE/VERDON (2019) * Lin-Manuel Miranda (2 nominations, no wins) * As: Roy Scheider (2 nominations, no wins)

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@shreyabasu003 positive masculinity is when you compliment the woman you have an unhealthy sexual fixation on instead of insulting her, I guess?

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@GoodPostReilly That rant he got on about Sand People and Jawas was brutal

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@thom_weights Depends on how you define a persistent 5 o clock shadow

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@AliceAvizandum Lmao I had an existential crisis at age 8 or 9 when I flipped through an old science textbook and found out the sun will expand and swallow the earth in billions of years. I would've freaked the fuck out if I knew that climate change could ruin the planet in my lifetime

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@meowmeowmia Imagining a professor docking points because "your prose is too womanly"

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drank a Mountain Dew Bahá'í Blast and now I see the oneness of all religions and peoples

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@GrahamSig You're Hillary Clinton, we have to know

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@yungchomsky Really cool to have such a supportive father

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