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Muffley Merkin

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@acnewsitics Well to start, I would probably do this.
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@RepMattGaetz OK "Rick Gates". Oh how sad for sycophants when their master can't even remember their name.
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@davenewworld_2 Texas, where a couple of dollars is worth more than a human life.
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@CanadaGood @Natalan Judge was seen drinking afterwards with the victims and the prosecutor? What the heck?
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@hkb73 That is obviously Photoshopped, but these aren't.
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@CreepyOrg Amazing work. Probably very lucky she didn't lose her eyes.
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@samstein Don Jr has more of a drug addiction than Hunter.
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@solusnan1 Kid Rock, a racist? Who woulda thought?
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@therecount It's easy for Trump. Just surrender Ukraine to the Russians like he did Afghanistan to the Taliban.
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@justinbaragona Math is hard for conservatives. Jeffries had more votes than Jordan.
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@LVidegaray Say it with passion!
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@DavidYankovich Why are Trumpsters so angry all the time?
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@politvidchannel What about Boebert who tried to get Pelosi killed?
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@OMGno2trump I do have my doubts who is the bio-dad of Barron.
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@outofcontroljb @ElijahSchaffer About the same number of teeth too.
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@MikeSington They have video! Put me on that jury, please! And make the family pay for the attorney's fees if the Capitol Police.
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@TeaPainUSA Not NT, but OT, when Lot had sex with his daughters.
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@marlene4719 That's a Gary Peterson Photoshop of Laura Loomer. This is the real one, and in truth, just as scary.
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@asertiv @TalbertSwan Yep, and having black men open carry scared Gov. Ronald Reagan so much he banned open carry of long arms out here in California. The best way to get a ban on assault weapons is to do this again in open carry states, but give them AR-15s.
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@BrianKarem Trump did lower your taxes, if you're a millionaire.
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@highbrow_nobrow @SawyerHackett Why do Republicans hate the constitution so much?
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@CoolCat_2023 @CreepyOrg This is the world conservatives want. Just shoot everyone and let God sort them out.
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@Talkmaster 21 members of the Trump administration failed to report meetings with Russians during the campaign on the security paperwork, which they "forgot about". That is a felony. And you talk about black privilege.
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@patriottakes He must be thinking about his buddy Matt.
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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984.
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@acechhh @PaulLahticks How about this happily married couple at the inauguration dinner?
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@arenella1 I was just at Disneyland Tokyo. Great rides, short lines, easy entry, and cheaper than Anaheim. Go there instead. Although I feel really safe in California due to our gun laws. No open carry here.
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@MeidasTouch The Greatest Generation who fought the fascists must be rolling in their graves.
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@sowegaCat Georgia is an open carry state. Cops will just laugh at you. Unless of course it's a black man carrying one, then they will come out.
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@RepDLesko Amy Coney Barrett hearing took 8 days. The GOP held open a SCOTUS seat for over 300 days when Obama was president.
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@AuthorKimberley Remember when Republicans wanted to boycott Starbucks due to the "War on Christmas"?
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@liberalpuppy @RonFilipkowski I realize math is hard for conservatives, but you would think the state with the largest population and the nicest weather would have the most homeless. Along with not being in a state that hates so much as Florida.
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@NRA You can sell some of these shirts to make up the losses:
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@NotHoodlum I would much rather live in a primary gay neighborhood 1000 times more than I would a primary Trumpistan/KKK neighborhood.
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@NotHoodlum If 50 judges, many of them appointed by Trump, cannot find any evidence of fraud, then I don't imagine CNN is too worried. Also that CNN's lawyers will be glad to go after any discovery that Trump has.
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@MayoIsSpicyy Uh oh, that will make Donnie jealous.
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@HalfwayPost Trump being the bio-dad may be questionable.
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Does RFK Jr not realize Stalingrad was in Russia, and that they were defending their home country due to the German invasion? By his reasoning, Ukraine will be win the war.
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@RonFilipkowski Still can't get his tie right.
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@TalbertSwan @AuburnTrojans Not sure if they are bright enough to go to college, but if they were accepted, sure hope whatever college they applied to will rescind their acceptance letter.
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@Stop_Trump20 Hate to be the Debbie Downer, but that's Photoshopped. This is the original
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@Kasparov63 @MayoIsSpicyy Hopefully he redeems himself in a galaxy far far away.
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@highbrow_nobrow @JasonSCampbell He sure spoken to her master yet about his weight?
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@rloewe65 I did my part of Google Reviews.
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@acnewsitics My father in law, who bombed Nazis in WW2, must be spinning in his grave along with the rest of The Greatest Generation.
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@The1OnlyRichie And what ever became of Matt Gaetz' Nestor?
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@MysterySolvent Still can't stand up straight.
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@justinbaragona Republicans allow Trump to speak for the entire GOP. What's her point?
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@SenTedCruz Every single Republican in Congress voted AGAINST funding schools to reopen.
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@politvidchannel Taking traitor's names.
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@shannonrwatts Lemme guess how many white hoods and/or stars and bars are at home...
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@TedNugent From a draft dodger and admitted pedo? Two of a kind.
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@politvidchannel This one would be good for Trump.
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@ashtonpittman And every single one of them is a traitor who tried to kill US soldiers. This is the only Confederate flag that should be displayed.
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@realTuckFrumper My wife and son do too. Why is this a story?
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@asaltandbuttery What patch is that? Doesn't look like a rebel flag from this shot.
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@jeneps "A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not of building bridges, is not Christian." - Pope Francis
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@politvidchannel Only president in modern history to never top 50% approval rating by Gallup.
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@kylegriffin1 Cruz and Hawley trying extremely hard to not be president in 2024.
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@seungminkim @LindseyGrahamSC Lindsey's closest must be very deep and very dark in order to kneel down so quickly.
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@highbrow_nobrow Oh what terrible discrimination these people endured.
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@sandibachom That's actually less trucks than I see on a normal day around where I live.
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@tinahseattle @keetmanshoop1 @nexusofnews @CNNSitRoom @CNN Uneducated white males are what Trump and the GOP loves best.
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@MikeSington "Wait times typically over 100 minutes were barely over an hour." Does not make it a "ghost town".
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@therecount "Freedom" to Texans and Floridians means "fascism".
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@realTuckFrumper I wonder if a Christian school like Palm Beach Atlantic University knows that adultery is in the 10 commandments? Melania had an affair with Trump when he was still married.
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@jaketapper @PamelaBrownCNN Treasonous acts have consequences.
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@Trump_Detester Now he and Linds can cry together.
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@Acyn Ted knows all about erections.
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@RAMansour Did you forget Eric Rudolph already?
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@RealTimeWWII Those SS guards were lucky the Americans got their first ahead of the Russians.
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@jayfeely @POTUS Families? His wife and her son hate him. When was the last time he did something with Barron?
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@RightWingWatch President Kamala Harris? How soon Pat? Why that will certainly bring out the conservative tears having a WOC as president.
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@notcapnamerica Why is everything reversed? I thought they were in England at first driving on the left hand side.
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@FIREINSP2 @MysterySolvent @MarkoSilberhand Amazing that Evangelicals support the Trump family so much. Multiple affairs, multiple divorces, yet Jesus was very clear on divorce. Yet "the gays" are the bad ones?
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@patriottakes "Seized" means something different to Republicans?
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@D16_twitt3r @rB777ftw @USAMINDJOB @jeneps If you watched the Trump presser today you saw that he writes his own material for SNL.
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@USArmyOfficer @Morbidful Per Wiki: Browning HP (9mm) Semiautomatic Uzi (9mm) Winchester 1200 pump-action shotgun (12 gauge)
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@HoarseWisperer Not his constituents, but the the delegations at the UN laughed at him, that had to hurt Trump too. Like he said, he did not expect that. Welcome to the real world.
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@jeffmason1 @realDonaldTrump What is Trump standing on? He is never the tallest guy in the room. Trump claims he is 6'3", Obama is 6'1"
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@thedailybeast Now do Trump.
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@vadergrrrl @Phil_Lewis_ Guess you forgot about Trump's Infrastructure Week.
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