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MJ

@mm_jiselle

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

5 months

This game of thrones ass meal

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@iamcobbina

5 months

Late Lunch.

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@mm_jiselle

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I get annoyed by shit like.. if a actress got a bob in a movie and they do a flashback to when she was little and she had a bob then too

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@mm_jiselle

16 days

You know how mad I’d be if I found out my dweeb ass kid spent $20 on an acorn

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@RapAllStars

17 days

2 Chainz’s son Halo got caught selling acorns at school for $20 a piece 😂

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3 years

Dej Loaf got a lot of kids if we being honest

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6 years

Aye y’all can talk about little caesars all y’all want but their Italian cheese bread is amazing as fuck

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

16 days

When everybody rapping dreams and nightmares

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

@anxi_aunti247 No fareal!!! Take them glasses off bitch 😭

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

I know yall are young but does anybody remember this

MJ

@mm_jiselle

3 months

Oh u mad cuz I’m styling on you

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@mm_jiselle

10 months

When I see ppl walking past my car in American flag outfits

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@mm_jiselle

2 months

You killing your family Ms Grown bitch

MAYA🦋

@tamayadenise

2 months

to my real grown bitches not the fake ones, yall still do this or it’s just me ?

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3 months

@whatupdoecourt 😭😭😭 cuz yall ain’t even trying

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@mm_jiselle

16 days

@SteeezJobs Oh yeah I’m proud of him fareal 😭

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3 months

@youknow_itsmeee Yes maybe that was it 😭😭😭

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@mm_jiselle

2 months

Nice Kicks

@nicekicks

2 months

what’s the best AM 95 of all time? 💭

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@elitetail

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@mm_jiselle

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@RayRichx 😭😭😭😭😭😭 idc what they doing im grabbing the belt

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

3 years

Out of all the real shit I say to y’all this the shit y’all let blow up

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

1 month

Your 34 year old boyfriend doesn’t like Future or Kendrick anymore because they went at Drake

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

7 months

Im Bow Weezy prince of the O town!!!! Just got the wheels clean so I’m riding slow now. Stfu before I get mad

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@RapDailyNews

7 months

Bow Wow ain’t got one song that made him do this ‼️💀

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

6 years

E-40 said “Detroit and the Bay is cousins” and it’s true. I’ve had cousins steal from me 😢

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

Oh u mad cuz I’m styling on you

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@mm_jiselle

30 days

They do be rude as hell in there but damn

Southfield Legend

@Wallahi_Genius

30 days

Man what ?!!???

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@mm_jiselle

16 days

@jaydenbasedhall Lmao like you dicksucking squirrel what type of shit is that

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@mm_jiselle

2 months

Me and my boyfriend was drinking last night and I did some annoying shit and he went to the next room.. why did I set an alarm on my phone to go in there and apologize after some space cuz I knew I was about to fall asleep 😭 I love him bad

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@mm_jiselle

5 years

@Thebadmf_ I loooove when babies put their hands behind their back. So cute and patient. With only one sock on 😍😂

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@mm_jiselle

1 month

I just find it hilarious that the girl who offered to do my lashes for free for content told me they would be natural because I never had extensions before 😭 and this was her idea of natural. Luckily my eyes are big af

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@mm_jiselle

10 days

The biggest to me is ppl being tied to ppl they don’t even like because they were being irresponsible.

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@basquiathrash

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Ngl no kids by 30 thats a red flag lowkey.

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

I remember I went on a “girls trip” and one of the girls farted in another girl face on our first night there tryna be funny (in Miami…. ) so I be understanding why bitches be coming back not friends anymore

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

@mylegacyreigns_ @keyhndrxxx 😭😭😭😭😭

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@mm_jiselle

24 days

Giving up rice will never be an option

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@oshanehoncho

25 days

If you are on your fitness journey, stop eating rice and sodas completely consistently for a year... you will thank me later

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

@JayMichayy is the 🐐

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@mm_jiselle

2 months

Sorry I know I’m CEO of think everything lame records but why do ppl be needing to tell us they got deleted at 10k in their bio

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@mm_jiselle

2 months

@iAmMrCarson I thought they was looking for a girlfriend let me mind my business fareal

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@mm_jiselle

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@100nit Me either 😭 I rather hear First Day Out if yall need to be calm at first then scream that bad

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

@FolkyIsland All he’s missing is some beer or wine fareal 😭

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@mm_jiselle

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@MsBigBack Ms big back what’s all in here I don’t even need a recipe but can I get a lil list or something ?

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@mm_jiselle

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@Thenewwave601_ Proud of the kid who is selling them.. concerned for whoever bought

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@mm_jiselle

6 months

“Grandma what was it like when Future dropped Hndrxx and FUTURE in the same week”

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

@0nlyalieen 😭😭😭😭 fareal

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

This is what I be doing at self checkout

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@mm_jiselle

5 years

I know 30+ when I see it

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@mm_jiselle

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@triageni @anxi_aunti247 😭😭😭

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@mm_jiselle

17 days

One wrong turn your whole day fucked up

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

My kids gon hear this on Saturday mornings and know it’s time to clean

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@AuxGod_

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ha - juvenile (1998)

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

Detroit love song playlist for Valentines Day 💕

Love in the D

Love in the D · Playlist · 36 songs · 51 likes

open.spotify.com

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@mm_jiselle

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Reading the room is a lost art

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

Nothing wrong with wanting a partner that’s financially stable but acting like men at our age are supposed to be rich and your daddy ain’t and never will be is a lil crazy no?

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@mm_jiselle

7 months

Will slapped the wrong person 😔

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

Hopefully this doesn’t offend anybody but when my little sister was playing AAU they banned my Ma from coming to the games cuz she always was starting shit and do y’all know one of her middle eastern clients let her borrow a full hijab and she went to the game like that 😩

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@mm_jiselle

1 month

Straight up!

pluto harvey✨

@key2thelexxx

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i hate when Travis Scott on a song.

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@mm_jiselle

9 months

When Meech and Summer was taking them pics at the bet awards and he grabbed her hand yall was on here like “😍 a man who makes u feel safe>>>” 😭😭😭😭😭

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@mm_jiselle

7 months

Idk but this is up there

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@Freethewzrd

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What’s the coldest jacket ever?

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@pills_prosecco @iheartdvo Yes lmao literally what I was watching

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@mm_jiselle

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I wish they never let out of towners see the movie 8 mile

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@mm_jiselle

6 years

Why white women always have dirty feet?

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@mm_jiselle

9 days

Never we but I do remember when yall did that

5hahem aka Dr. Durag

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omg do y’all remember when we used to wear toms?

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@mm_jiselle

6 months

Ppl always gon think their city has the flyest ppl and best food and started everything.. no reason to even argue that lol

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

9 months

Dropped my big sister off to Beyoncé and look at her fucking face dog ❤️‍🔥

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@mm_jiselle

2 years

This some miserable shit I can’t even lie lol you don’t have to congratulate them but to even feel this way is weird

TELLIANO SCOTT

@TELLIONO

2 years

Nigga you 30yrs old ain’t nobody congratulating you for getting your new apartment 😒

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@mm_jiselle

6 years

I’m good luv, enjoy

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@ynttirb

6 years

$10 eighths. >>>

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

“If you do that, don’t tag me in it” 😭

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@mm_jiselle

7 months

The pilgrim children in Oak Park/SF no different from geese. They just cross like they can’t get hit and move slow af

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

@VersaceWater 😭😭 fareal

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@mm_jiselle

7 months

One of the greatest songs ever created

FYE CLIPS (sethy p)

@fyeclip2

7 months

DREGO & BENO - RECIPE 2 (2018)

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

Yesterday a lady stole the pump I was waiting on. I said something and she didn’t give a fuck.. she was probably 40-50 years old so luckily I got to the pump next to her and I said you’re lucky you’re 60 years old or I woulda slapped the shit out of you but I respect my elders

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@mm_jiselle

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My friend just opened a taco truck no bias this shit is delicious af. In SW on Vernor and the service drive in the gated lot after you cross over bagley ❤️‍🔥🔥🔥

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@mm_jiselle

6 months

I met a Dominican girl at Meijer who moved here from Miami and she said she didnt think there was any Hispanics here 😭 (lives in Ann arbor) when I tell u I made her pull her phone out and take down every place in SW down to the Dominican hair salon 😭 her eyes got watery

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@mm_jiselle

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@briarenee_ Lmao fareal I only like them when I haven’t had them in 2 years and I only want whoever eating them to pour some in my hand cuz I ain’t never bought a bag of these

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@mm_jiselle

2 years

Celebrity wings >>>> 🥹

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

Ppl be like “I love wine” and the wine they be talking about is Moscato. Leave me alone man

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@mm_jiselle

1 year

& if it ain’t Griselda it’s love songs @BennyBsf

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@mm_jiselle

4 years

@Spirittress Lmao what? Moneybagg was on before we even heard of Meg.

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@mm_jiselle

6 years

Don’t use Prince pic for this weak ass tweet

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@mm_jiselle

9 months

If I’m Jalen Green’s mother I’m beating Draya ass for my son and for the time she left hers alone with 7 packs of noodles

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

Y’all : “I’m not impressed by Cade game at all” Also y’all:

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

They tearing the stairway to heaven down

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@mm_jiselle

2 years

If you single on Valentines Day it ain’t the end of the world.. it’s ppl that’s making plans & buying things for somebody they don’t even LIKE or that don’t even like them. So tighten up cuz the love of your life will only come when you ain’t pressed for it

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

You already have a few

DeJa 🍞

@DeJLoaf

3 years

I want a son ☀️

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@mm_jiselle

2 years

Jay Worthy really makes great music

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@mm_jiselle

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@E_Prettyascanbe Bad !

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@mm_jiselle

2 months

I had to save it to use in the future 😂😂 silly ass shit

J.Nicole

@JayeNicoleee

2 months

This nigga eggs den posted a video of him playing drunk rock paper scissors with himself & that shit still has me crying laughing lmaoooooo

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@mm_jiselle

7 months

Everybody keep throwing the “broke” word around not realizing that broke or not if you really love/fuck w/ someone theres so many creative ways to show that and still be romantic so if nobody fucked with you yesterday its because they truly don’t fuck with you don’t overthink it

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@mm_jiselle

5 years

Drake : “Benihana is pigeon food” Me:

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@mm_jiselle

2 years

Happy birthday to me

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@mm_jiselle

8 months

Ponderosa wings

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@mm_jiselle

5 months

Fake smiling for pics makes me feel psychotic

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MJ

@mm_jiselle

4 years

Y’all be letting men hoe y’all boyfriends in the dm and wonder why they don’t post y’all

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@mm_jiselle

3 years

Look at the material

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@mm_jiselle

4 years

I knew once I seen @TheKitchenista at Lady of the House that we picked the right spot to have brunch at

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@mm_jiselle

6 months

“Old ass bitch don’t need to be driving”

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@invis4yo

6 months

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH” The Bitch 😩:

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@mm_jiselle

10 months

Ppl can’t even enjoy themselves without y’all sneaking pics

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@mm_jiselle

7 months

Me riding through Pontiac

Clair Hunchable.

@rayda_ba3

7 months

Pontiac, MI is not the trenches. Just thought I’d add that

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@mm_jiselle

1 year

Y’all so weird to ppl who pay y’all lol

MS Libra ♎️

@t_sadiity

1 year

I hate a "lemme cover my face" ass client... Get your ugly ass out my house ok

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@mm_jiselle

3 months

It don’t be beef but sometimes I can’t be around certain ppl cuz all they wanna talk about is the same shit we was doing a decade + ago and it be feeling like damn you haven’t thought u was sweet in a very long time .. its a lil depressing

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@mm_jiselle

9 months

✌🏼

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@mm_jiselle

6 years

@Tae_Cash @org_gb_poe

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@mm_jiselle

27 days

Not to be the fun police but I’m at an age where I don’t want ppl im cool with sending me pics of ppl showing how they “look a mess” or to talk shit, I literally don’t care

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@mm_jiselle

10 months

How I be looking so they don’t play with me :