KIDS WILL GET U LOCKED UP 😂😂.. A LIL GIRL IN ZANIAH CLASS TOLD HER TEACHER SHE TAKES BATHS WITH HER UNCLE..SO OF COURSE THEY DID THEIR INVESTIGATION.. TELL ME WHY THE UNCLE IS 2 🤦🏽♀️
Why I’m at CVS and I hear the nigga infront me ask for 50 condoms so I looked at my homegirl and we bust out laughing why would this man turn around look dead at us & say make it 52😭😭😭😭😭
Some dudes really be more confident in YOUR body then you😭 a nigga will look and rub on you like you got the body of a goddess😩 while u look at yo self with so many insecurities... det shit really amazes me!!!
My nigga thought he was goin out last Friday I made him a chocolate smoothie with a edible in it he took a bath I swapped night time lavender body wash with his Dove, he got out the bath I had already sprayed Dr.Teals on his towel and outfit, he woke up the next day mad as hell
Did y’all know WALMART new system has face recognition? So when u checking out the square around ur face lights up GREEN that means you’re good. If it’s RED they know you’ve been stealing & they just waiting until you reach $500 because it’s a FELONY! THANK ME NOW‼️
I remember I went through my ex phone and a girl Apple paid him $450 3x in 1week😂😂😂😭 I just closed the phone and went home 🤦🏾♀️ I ain’t even bother I’m not bout to stop that man motion I never been a hater😂😂😂😂‼️
Y'all going tax crazy already. I'm at Walmart and this girl bought $56 worth stuff . She gave the cashier a $100 bill and just started walking off. Her Friend was about to go back inside to get the change and ol girl yelled out "Girl come on, I ain't worried that lil shit” 😂
My last relationship taught me that the more chances you give someone, the less they value you. They’re not afraid to lose you because they know no matter what, you won’t walk away. Never let someone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself first.
Y’all my Nepfew is so messy tell me why he found a sticky note in my bf work jeans wit a number on it and said “ here auntie” 😂😂😂 why I called it it’s a fax number 😂😂😂😂😂😂 jr don’t start nan in my house between me & my man
I want one of those ”the hotel room is a mess bc everybody getting ready” type of nights. The music loud asf. Somebody pouring shots. I can’t find my favorite makeup brush n gotta help my friend with her lashes. Somebody yelling from the shower for a towel. Our phones blowing up
My friend so dramatic she can’t find nobody to do her hair she then canceled her birthday and deleted everything off her instagram even the profile picture 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i told my friend “ you just need to stop talking to him at this point “ she said “ no. i’m finna stop talking to you “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok sorry! i won’t say shit else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Your Man Sleep On His Stomach Get Rid Of Him .. Dont No Grown Ass Man Sleep On His Stomach.. How TF You Supposed To Protect The House With Your Ass In The Air 😂😂😂😂
Valentine’s Day is such a beautiful day and people make it so bitter just because they have no date 😂 like go buy your mom, sister, bff, homegirl flowers. Take your homies out to dinner idc. Love is LOVE !!!!
Imagine .. you go to work 3 hours into your shift your bf break up with you .then at the end of your shift you get fired .. then you get in the car and discover your battery dead .. and when you finally get home you go lay down on your bed .. and then the ceiling fan falls on you
People with no car/don’t drive don’t realize how exhausting it is to link with them sometimes. Like AT THIS AGE, having to pick up, drop off, meet someone at their house, stop at the store rq every time and being the only driver is too much
So why my cousin went to the MVA (which you may know as the DMV in most states) to renew his license and the receptionist lady passed him a note that said “Please leave you have a WARRANT”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Get you a MAN that love you enough to care about how his actions gone effect your feelings and stop settling for these grown ass BOYS that think you supposed to love them thru all the bs they taking you thru. A real MAN knows his woman happiness is key to a happy relationship!