Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁 @CRawkeen Twitter profile

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

4 years

In Nigeria, people who are above 24 are considered too old to be employed. Whatever justification these companies have for such policy, it doesn't undermine the fact that they have contributed more to the harsh realities of Nigerian youths.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

My Uncle and his wife were having a a fierce argument.She was still talking back at him but also dishing dinner.The next minute she told him it's ready ó.Surprisingly baba went to eat. So I told him she's fighting you and you're still eating,you nor vex? He said níwájú Semo? 😂

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

My Ex; a married woman, called me today, hello Oga Jide, I said haa Madam, you remember my number today? She laughed and said I knew you'd be surprised. I said, of course, it's about three years now. We both laughed, and she said her hubby saw the diary i gave her back then

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

There's this single mum in my compound that I admire so much. What do I admire about her? The way she takes care of her son. She more or less built her life around that boy,so yes,I'd say the boy is her world. But problem started happening when one man newly moved to our area

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

There's a lady that has always retweeted my tweets here. I notice she tags me to her pictures too sometimes so i just interpreted it as a subtle call to retweet for her too. So I'd randomly just retweet for her and even like lol . One day she posted a picture but didn't tag me

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

8 months

I remember one year, I applied for a job. My friend sent me the link, he said he had just applied and suggested I give it a try too. He said they are a multinational company and trying to expand to Nigeria. Lol, I quickly applied too. I needed the job so bad

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

During postgraduate days, I had this Muslim female neighbour who could cook for Africa. Once she wakes up during fasting, I’ll hear her kúrúkẹrẹ in the kitchen as she’s making her food for Sari. We were six upstairs with separate bathrooms, but we shared a kitchenette

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

11 months

I have one ex girlfriend that is Igbo. We dated for sometime in Ibadan before she Japa. I really can't deal with the realities of a long distance relationship, my love languages are physical touch and time lol. So I ended it peacefully with conditions tho. That's not the gist!

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

8 months

Husband : Baby this your trouser is too big Wife: Olodo, it's called palazzo smh Husband : Ohh palazzo , okay but you did not see flesh to carry it naw, (taps her butt), onidi pelebe Wife : Eehnn Wale, what did you just do? Pursues him as he runs to the bedroom Husband :

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 years

So I noticed this lady stopped talking to me. I chatted her but I noticed I've been blocked. I tried twice to call and she never picked. I drew an inference. The fact that she didn't call back means she intentionally ignored me. I just moved on quickly.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Back in university,there's a place in my hall of residence called Westside. It's a spot where smokers smoke in peace.The day my gf came to say high to me and saw me coming from that direction, it took me the entire semester to explain to her that I don't smoke. Baby mio fagbo seh

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 months

@First_alphas I will never understand why a man would treat a woman with a jiggly and wobbly bumbum like this. Whatever she has done forgive her

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

5 months

At Terminal 3 in Oshodi, I saw a wallet and I thought it dropped from the guy who just passed that spot. So I called him “Hello, your wallet” . He turned back and said thank you my bro and picked it. After he picked it, I had a hunch it wasn't his but I didn't pay much attention

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

7 months

Husband : Baby come out, look at the time for goodness sake!!!!!!! Wife : Babe I'm coming now, let me wear my shoes 👠 3 minutes later : Husband : Angrily steps out of the car to go see his wife inside ; Tinuke what are you still doing naw? He enters and sees her in the

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

When I finished secondary school and awaiting admission, I was working at one Lebanese company. They were paying about 8k per week or thereabout. One supervisor, a Nigerian man went to tell the Lebanese guys that all of us still live with our parents and the wage was too much.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

10 months

The first time I saw ENKR was in an email. I was handling a small recruitment exercise for my department at work. After picking the four people we wanted,I sent we regret to inform you email to others and one of them replied ENKR.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Heard a gist of this guy that told his babe that he only has ₦1M to spend on their wedding.According to him,he upped the budget to 1M cos the lady’s family were having a bad time financially.But the lady insisted 1M is too small,so the guy cancelled the wedding and japa to UK 😂

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

9 months

My AS friend was sharing her experience one day but she didn't know I am AS too. We are friends but the kind of energy I was getting from her was more than friendship. The greenlight wasn't subtle, it was crystal clear but I'm much aware about our incompatibility.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

A lady gave me a lift to Iponri this morning. I was going to Victoria Island but I also needed to catch up with someone around Iponri. I got to the bustop and I saw the way people were waging war against each other just to catch a bus.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

7 months

There's this restaurant I eat in my area, she's Igbo and I enjoy her food a lot. Another restaurant opened recently in the area and I said let me test her own food too. She's Calabar. After the first day, I went there again, I went again and again lol. When the other Igbo lady

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 months

This man asked me to meet him at Oriental hotel. I asked what time and he said 10am. He added, please 10 am unfailingly so we can round off on time. I said alright. In my usual culture, I kept to time. I was to move from Surulere. I got to Oriental at exactly 9:10 am. Sat at

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

I remember the year I was looking for an apartment in Ibadan. It was during my NYSC, and I had just redeployed from Benue. The agent showed me one very nice room in a flat. I later got to find out one gorgeous woman was occupying the other rooms with her little daughter

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

8 months

Saw a video on TikTok where a Nigerian lady in the UK was talking about how she and her friends were scammed in the process of trying to get an apartment. Just guess the nationality of the person who scammed them. No, just guess, please. Nigeria is bad, no jobs, okay you've

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

I was once approached by an alluring woman in her late 20s. I was flabberwhelmed by her look and overgasted by her profile. She is way above my league. I knew something was going to push her to strike a conversation with me with the way she kept giving me a rhythmic glance.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 months

How????? Can you do this with our blocks in Nigeria ?

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

This woman paid for a property I had introduced to her since last month last night. Meanwhile, the company had updated the price three days ago, but I wasn't aware. What I marketed for 26M now sells for 29M. She said, oh well, I'd prefer they return my deposit

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

When I first met my gf,I remember she told me no sex till marriage.Everyday I’d beg for just the tip but no until one day she got tired too.She was in the bathroom & called me to help cos the shower suddenly stopped. As I fixed it and about leaving,she dragged me back😂.Come jor

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 years

I attended a wedding one Saturday. I had already informed my mum I'd be coming to say hi that weekend, but my friend came up with this wedding event and wanted me to accompany him. Oya now no whala. I called mum to tell her the plan has changed that I needed to attend a wedding

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Boarded a bus going to Ado Ekiti from Ikorodu garage. It's a Sienna and 5k per person.After the whole thing,Agbero collected a whopping 8,500 naira from the driver. 8500 for doing just nothing.This country is lawlessly ridiculous.This is why fares are expensive not fuel price.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

My uncle's wife said when her hubby bought their first land in Lagos, the way he told her was dramatic. He came home that evening and she wanted to serve him food.He said look at how you're serving me food,you cannot even kneel down.Don't you know I'm now a landlord? 😂😂

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 month

@instablog9ja Death is the end of it all, it nullifies existing charges. If I come back, I'm a new creature, old things are passed away! Behold ——-

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

There was a morning I asked my Boss how was your night ma. It was my very first time asking that. She looked at me and said "My night? Your business? and she left. My colleague that witnessed it later said to me "wetin you smoke"? Is it bad to ask a female boss that question?

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Remember this man ? Rest on Prof ! The man that saw his own death

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

A friend took his girlfriend home to meet his family. When they arrived, the uncle hyped him and said "O mú ojú lọ sọja". That didn't go well with the girl. She later said the uncle reduced her to a commodity and she's not taking that😂. Woke, Woker, Wokest 😂😅

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 years

I once dated a spirikoko sister, she said she doesn't want me to listen to worldly songs and i said okay I will try. One weekend she came to spend the weekend, the next day I was in the bathroom singing Davido's song "I'm a shooting start in a blockbuster" and she heard me lol,

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Let me tell you a story my friend shared with me last night. There is this aunty lágbája in Canada that one bros really liked. The bros is also in Canada and single. Since aunty lágbája is also single, my friend said he thought about linking them up.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 months

If not for the electricity poles, you'd believe me if I said this is US but it's still Lagos Nigeria

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Someone replied rudely to me one day and I ignored the comment. She probably thought I didn't see it so she sent the link to her rude comment to my DM 😂😂. I still read the DM and didn't reply. The second day she sent another DM " You are proud and rude" 😂

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

6 months

I wanted to inform my neighbor that he's the only one left to pay for the cleaner’s money. Everyone has contributed but I noticed he's been silent on the group for days. On getting to his flat, I heard him and his wife singing I don't wanna lose your love tonight. Haa, what's

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

I came to this gym to see their pricing because I'm on a budget 😅. Everything I want to spend must not exceed 7k per month. So I was talking to the receptionist and this man was approaching the door with his wife. The man is way taller than her,she actually has a brief height

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

I woke up today, and I first thought about my life for two straight haaaaaaars! E reach my turn to marry, good women became scarce, naira became weak and everything kon cost anyhow. Shey mio ni marry ni?

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Husband comes in from work and perceives this irresistible aroma coming from the kitchen. He flings his briefcase on the couch and heads straight to the kitchen. Something smells really great here. Oh, baby, you're back! Welcome hunni as they hugged and kissed each other

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 years

A woman that attempts to request for take away on a casual date is not a spec!You request, we will pay but just know that you left a footprint Secondly, if you empty your plate of rice on a first date, you've left an impression! I know someone that even chewed the chicken bone

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

5 months

When he wouldn't cooperate, I told him I would call people o, let's solve this gentlemanly. He reluctantly brought it out from his backpocket. Everything the man said was in the wallet, we found it there. I didn't say a word, I just collected the wallet and gave him. The man

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 months

If I translate this thing, Twitter fit block me 🤣

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Watching my Uncle helping his daughter do her homework.He said these things they are giving you as homework are too hard.I will explain the verbal aspect and you will take the quantitative to mummy. As the wife heard from the kitchen, she said don't come here ó,I don't know maths

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@CRawkeen

3 months

A lady was trying to shoot her shot at me on Valentine’s Day. The whole of that Valentine’s Day was a busy day for me and I was just winking in and offline. When I finally came online fully in the evening, I saw a dm request and I quickly opened it because I thought it was a

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@CRawkeen

2 months

You see, on the issue of menstrual cramps, many of us have had similar experience with women. If there is one thing that is constant about women, it is the fact that they believe your world revolves around them always. Unfortunately, there's Zee world and there is reality. Some

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

For the first time since the campaign started, I'm impressed. I think his reasons for avoiding some journalists in Nigeria is their clear political affiliation not necessarily because he has nothing to say. This man here could keep talking for hours if given the chance

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@BBCAfrica

1 year

One of Nigeria's presidential candidates, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, spoke to Focus On Africa and told @okwoche about: 👉🏾 Why Nigerians should vote for him in the upcoming elections. 👉🏾 What his main priorities are. 👉🏾 The source of his wealth.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

I was with a friend last weekend when his girlfriend came.See eeehn,single people eyes are seeing shege in this life.We were watching a match and drinking something when the lady walked in.I know them to do too much of PDAs without minding who is watching.I see it as intimidation

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@CRawkeen

2 years

@HIBILLIONEAR The more they like or comment , the more twitter algorithm shows the content to more people; people that might actually need what I'm selling. The strategy is to engage people, it is when I engage them that my content reaches more people. I call it social marketing

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@CRawkeen

2 years

He said hmm, I'd like to know more about this so I can ignite my kids passion for it. I said yes, the most powerful way is to engage your kids in a wide variety of STEAM-based experiences directly but you know what? Just register them for STEAM FEST 2022

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@CRawkeen

1 year

If you make a Nigerian the prime minister of UK today, he could even block every possible way for Nigerians to secure admission to any UK university not to mention relocating to the UK. We are great people but among us, we have the extraordinarily unfortunate ones.

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@CRawkeen

1 year

A client acquired a new fully detached house and selling this fully furnished semi detached for 75 million naira net. Everything you need in a house is here include alternative power source (solar). Location is Badore, Ajah Lekki Lagos.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

11 months

Can't get tired of this video 😂😂😂

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

I was asking a lady out one time . She's all these born again sisters but I really liked her. I guess she wasn't so sure whether I'm a devoted Christian or not despite the fact that we attend the same church. So she kept going back and forth.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Owing a lady 80k since last month,I sold a piece of land in Epe last week and the company sent my reward yesterday so I quickly transfered 100k to her.This morning she sent 80k back to me and said me"I didn't borrow you the money".I assume you dashed me the 20k so I've taken it

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 months

I assisted a Nigerian lady studying in the UK to secure accommodation. It was her mum who reached out to me on WhatsApp because I mentioned something about getting affordable student apartments in the UK on my WhatsApp status. So, the mum said her daughter needs accommodation

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

I have a colleague who sold a property worth about 60 million naira recently. It was bought by a woman for her husband's 50th birthday.They live in their own house but she saw a need to wow the man since she has the money. She bought the terrace in his name on all documents

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

My client is finally moving abroad to join her families and she's putting this 4 BDR terrace up for sale. We are selling with everything inside for 75M. If you don't want the furnitures and other things,you can do 70 The property is within a serene Estate in Orchid road Lekki

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 years

Cuppy left Arsenal and Arsenal started doing well! Look at Arsenal beating wolves in their home and Traore with all his built is exceptionally useless in the entire 90 minutes. The person that has to leave your life for your glory to shine, heaven will push them out in jesus name

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

7 months

And as a result, they often miss out on valuable relationships. Recently, someone asked me to link her with any sensible friend I have. Initially, I thought she was joking, but soon I realized she was serious I spoke with a friend whom I was sure needed a reasonable woman for

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@Wizarab10

7 months

-Don't do this for a man - money -A man that lets you - money -If a woman - money -Dont ever let a woman - money -Men are insecure about successful women - money -Women destroy their homes when they make more money than the man - money You people place so much value on money

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@CRawkeen

6 months

I invited my friend to our church today and he ended up liking the sisters’ coordinator 🤣 I asked him if he would like me to call her so he could talk to her and exchange contacts, he said no problem I actually don't relate with the lady that much, I don't know much about

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 years

If you're owing someone, don't wait for them to ask. And NO, the person hasn't forgotten, they just trust you enough to be responsible. Return the money or ask the person to give you some time without them asking you. Na borrow you borrow, don't be unfortunate.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

Oya let's quickly register him for Money Africa and go inside 😂😅 Are you a parent reading this, go sign your child up for MoneyAfrica Kids Summer Boot camp. It's a 5-weeks programme that starts on 1st of August. Price : ₦20k per child Register here

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

1 year

You see,when they say you should pray against every principality and power, they're referring to your fellow Nigerians. Weeks later, the Lebanese people dropped the wage to,I think,4k every two weeks, which amounts to 8k per month. The supervisors had their salaries increased

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 months

@yabaleftonline Man wey dey put preek for fellow man yansh no be terrorist ?

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 years

Sunday Igboho saw a problem he faced it, a man that saw problems in Nigeria and moved to Canada has the audacity to talk him down and call him names. One of them is even wishing they could try RPG on him. You see why Nigeria will never move forward? Association of werey

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

I invited a lady to attend a wedding with me today. Lol, I've never met her in person, but what have we not talked about on the phone? Well, I felt attending this wedding together would be a good time together, she loved the idea and embraced it.

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

4 months

This brother Okola na werey 🤣🤣

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

A friend was asked me if I'm still interested in Immigrating to Canada, I told him yes but that process involved is too strenuous for me. He said, Jide, it's worth it,I won't say more than that;I've moved to New Foundland with my wife,though it's cold here but ọmọ, its worth it

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Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

2 years

So she called, as I said hello, I was about adding "Barka de Salah, her voice interrupted mine "Jide, if we both want this, the universe will conspire to make it work, let's put the religion aside for now " 🥰❤️ Love is crazy guys 😅🤘! Thanks for reading

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@CRawkeen

2 years

I helped my female friend pull through her emotional rollercoaster after her boyfriend called it off for no sane reason, but she ended up loving me. All I wanted to do was play the big brother role by being there for her during her tough times, offer advises and listening ears

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@CRawkeen

2 years

Which Nigerian female artiste can you marry if you have your way? For me, it's Yemi Aládé or nothing

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@CRawkeen

1 year

My female friend closed a deal of 85 million naira, her very first one ever since she started marketing real estate. I'm talking about an entire two years of learning and showing up without a single sale. Late last year she told me she was going to stop and focus on her 9-5. Lol

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@CRawkeen

1 year

I met a lady I like so much. When she wasn't going to give me her number, I made do with talking to her via IG DM since she subtly restricted me to that. I'd double text at times before getting a reply. Imagine! Wetin love go cause , him hand no go fit handle am

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@CRawkeen

2 years

I said oh, okay, so STEAM stands for Science,Technology, Engineering,Arts and Maths. This is the mitochondria ;the power house of job creation and development.The jobs of the future will be powered by STEAM and we need to introduce our children to the skills as early as possible

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@CRawkeen

2 years

On my wedding day the pastor should just please skip that you may kiss your bride part because I don't kiss without touching.Kín má lọ bu ọyan so nínú church

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@CRawkeen

2 years

Heading to Ibadan today and this driver was having a little disagreement with a lady. The man beside the lady cautioned the driver "excuse me young man, you don't talk to a lady like that okay "? The driver said Err gbogbo oyinbo werey yín na lórí obo ni 🤣 😂

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@CRawkeen

5 months

On a December like this last year, my friend was so pressed around Lekki 1. We came to complete some legal documents with a client and his lawyer. As we were driving out of phase 1, he said omo I think I'm pressed. He had started sweating Immediately, goosebumps all over him.

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@CRawkeen

3 years

You can't come from no where and start making me feel like I don't worth a thing. I mean look at me, I'm a fine man, I got muscles, tall,dark and I graduated from the University of Ibadan, first and the best. And you want to rubbish my credentials.. kilo gbóju lè gan sef?

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@CRawkeen

2 years

There was a time I was cash Strapped. I had sent a monthly allowance to my mum as usual and used the rest of the salary to do my credential evaluation with WES. I was left with around seven thousand naira or thereabout. I thought I'd try to manage that for the rest of the month

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@CRawkeen

4 months

@__JasonMarshall @dameey01 A single woman sharing her food with a married man at work is nothing but 4-4-2

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@CRawkeen

5 months

I had this Igbo friend in secondary school, and it was through him that I learned an Igbo word that almost landed me in trouble. There was this student with a funny lip who was a target for bullies. This my Igbo friend was one of the bullies. So, anytime he sees the boy, he calls

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@CRawkeen

3 years

These two ladies stopped by a Barbecue stand in Surulere and priced the stuff. The man told them the price and they both laughed and said we cannot can 😂 and were about going. So I said don't worry buy. The guy packaged one and handed it over to them

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@CRawkeen

1 month

This is what 250 million naira can do for you in Ikate , Lekki Lagos 🇳🇬. A beautiful four bedroom serviced semi detached duplex . With 80% upfront payment , you can move in tomorrow and spread the balance over a period of 6 months You and I know you deserve this! Use link in

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@CRawkeen

2 years

@Kilishisuya @olanrewaju_sd It's simple, just reply by saying, "I'm sorry if greeting is offensive here. I'm an African and it's more like a standard of expected behavior for us but now that I know,I will stop greeting you henceforth and ignore your papa

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@CRawkeen

2 years

We even named our unborn kids😂 😂 you go fear love made in Havard So I told her oh my goodness, I can remember everything! She said good, my husband saw and read everything word for word ó 😂, he jokingly said it's like he came to scatter a good love story ó.

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@CRawkeen

3 years

@orla_mide You sat down to compose this heap of kindergarten lies? I stopped when you said you bought iPhone kini kan 🤣! Ìro pá ẹ

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@CRawkeen

13 days

I was making mouth to my cousin when she was preparing for Jamb. Her Dad said bami ginger e ko se dada ( help me tomotivate her to do well ) Me sef started doing big uncle making promises I can’t fulfill 😂 I told her “Joy,you scored 170 something the last time right ? She

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@CRawkeen

8 months

Haa so you're still looking for job too? She said we are looking for it o! She said look at you, you don't look like someone looking for a job at all. Actually, it's true because if you see my suit lasan, I looked like Tony Elumelu 🤣

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@CRawkeen

10 months

I didn't pay attention to it because I thought it was some kind of trending corporate jargon. So, I didn't care to know until I started seeing the context of its usage on twitter. Ashey Bobo yen gbemi sepe ni 😂 God will judge him wherever he is.

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@CRawkeen

5 months

I said haa please come, he followed me. I quickly traced the man. I was looking at his “Atari” several meters away. I was “Heyyyying” at him but he didn't look back. Maybe he saw me already and he entered one of the queues, left the queue again through the other end and was

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@CRawkeen

1 year

It was really funny then. These supervisors that are Nigerians also join the Lebanese guys to further exploit Nigerian workers. I'm trying to remember a Marxist term that describes them but I think I can wrap it around something like "Lumpenbourgeoisie" or "comprador bourgeoisie"

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@CRawkeen

4 years

The clitoris has about 8000 nerve endings while the penis has just 4000 and you still wonder why ladies shout harder harder? You too will want to impress, you will be rotating your preek and jacking like horse... They are printing your obituary

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@CRawkeen

2 years

I remember the prayer my mum used to pray in their MFM prayer group "Any power any principality standing in the way of possessing my possession die by fire "! I started praying that prayer as I walked down to our compound. I looked back again, and they were still talking 😭

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@CRawkeen

4 years

You're sleeping over, having sex and even using contraceptive while you're yet to be his wife but your only excuse for not cleaning his kitchen or arranging the house is because you're not his wife. Can you see that you're a dangerous person?😂

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@CRawkeen

4 years

Someone said if Mbah wears a turtle neck, he will look like roll on deodorant 😂😂

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@CRawkeen

2 years

I recieved a DM from a lady and she was basically tired of real estate marketing. She said clients keep ghosting, they don't buy,they only ask questions. Lol. The ghosting part really made me laugh because I could relate to that very well..

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