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Shaky Barnes

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I think I only just realized that P Diddy and Kanye West are two different people 🤷‍♂️

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@dom_lucre I like how they waited for her to get off 7 rounds then leapt into action.

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@tracybrisson @smod4real When my mother died we found the credit card banks were completely unresponsive to any earnest attempts to notify them of the death, and so failed to make proper claims on the estate until it was way, way too late. They lost out.

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@lporiginalg He also landed on the moon and invented the transistor.

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@crazyclipsonly Maybe somebody tell the French you don’t literally have to shoot each other in training?

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@historyinmemes It’s nice they repainted the house from dark gray to brown & red

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@JonErlichman For people who don’t understand 45 years of dilution, even if the guy had never sold a share he would not still own 1/3, probably more like less than 1%. Lots of new shares issued over the decades.

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@DudespostingWs Meanwhile this company is complaining to everyone that the labor market is too tight and they can’t find any candidates!

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@AbabakerA @historyinmemes Sounds like this is not fossilization, but lucky preservation due to the ground conditions — peat bog, lack of oxygen or bacteria, etc. it’s rare though. Think of the 10’s of thousands of people who lived & died in the area over millennia — 99.9% did disappear.

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@ClownWorld_ Why would a boy want her autograph, seriously?

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@WayneLee1078 @historyinmemes Sheer ugliness, looks like

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@elonmusk Elon is officially 13 years old

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@greg16676935420 @TerribleMaps Your outdoor law sprinkler doesn’t count and you need to stop doing that

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@venturetwins Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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@WomenPostingLs She wants some guy to be more friendly so that she can claim sexual harassment and sue and destroy his life.

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@DaveKerner @ClayTravis People have such short memories!

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@NoCapFights You mean LGBQ+3.14159 aren’t faithful to each other either? What’s the world coming to?

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@WallStreetSilv That’s not teamwork, that’s conformity and uncreative obedience.

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@Jetskigrizzly I get the joke, but maybe these are used for the purpose of controlling the money supply, so to speak. Giving out awards or playing scenarios or something, and you don't want the kids to be bringing in pennies from outside the class and screwing things up.

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@WomenPostingLs Why is it always framed as “I got fired because my coworkers were watching my videos” instead of the truth, “My employer fired me when they found out I was doing something grossly inappropriate”

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@TomDegnan17 @TerribleMaps A sample of one is still a sample

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@ClownWorld_ This bull milk tastes funny

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@crazyclipsonly Good grief just ease back to your lane, don’t panic and drive your car into crazy oscillations

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@brucedwedding @Morbidful Wrong, the Navy could not know 100% that the noise was Titan’s implosion. There was a chance it was not. If you’re ever in a burning building you better hope the firefighters don’t shrug it off and assume everyone must be dead.

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@pronounced_kyle It’s easy to build fast when there are no property rights, no concern for environmental impact, and the government can just disappear anyone who objects; and the point is only to employ people with no concern for economic viability or usefulness.

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@WallStreetSilv Keep the money you stole just don’t show us the sex tape!!!

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@upzone_CA My Texas suburb is 25% Indian. I suppose they only eat Tex Mex and barbecue?

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@WomenPostingLs Well she is kind of what you call a “handsome” woman.

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@jpetramala @bclemms Good grief, I’m in Texas and even I knew a blizzard was going to hit Donner Pass

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@TerribleMaps Isn’t that what caused the split between Springfield and Shelbyville?

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@TerribleMaps Not terrible at all

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@thechosenberg Mine’s already frighteningly huge so I don’t need this.

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@mugshawtys Bruh this one’s too dark

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@BuceesUSA The bigger L is that Europe doesn’t HAVE Buc-ee’s

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@Culture_Crit It took them 600 years to build it, so …

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@WomenPostingLs Related thing — someone from HR contacted me once asking if I’d volunteer to mentor a new hire. Since I figured I couldn’t ask the sex of the new hire, nor say “no way in hell I risk mentoring a woman” I did the only prudent thing and declined.

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@benjoux @TerribleMaps They found a Japanese tourist

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@UpdatingOnRome This slight misunderstanding didn’t keep Caesar from conquering the Gauls.

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@mattwblakely Actual clip of his highness

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@piropalo @JonErlichman One reason we have a much better job market and lower unemployment than European countries

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@ClownWorld_ Not with those braces Sweetheart, stay away from Mr Happy

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@TansuYegen Sure when a dog does it it’s cute but when *I* bathe that way they call the cops

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@BunkiePerkins That's the whitest white person I've ever seen.

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@greg16676935420 It’s the miracle of confounded interest

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@GetTheseWinners @D_lone_wolf_ @JonErlichman He could have an above ground pool floating in his in-ground pool

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@WomenPostingLs She could get back at him even more by making him a nice sandwich before leaving.

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@RichardHanania You people, quit being naive, Japan has its own corruption and scandals that would make your eyes bleed. They’re hardly angels.

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@WomenPostingLs See who’s next on the To Do list

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@GoodReddit Did he say “max 10” 🤣

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@ClownWorld_ Are those friends who hit on you in the room with us right now?

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@kareem_carr I can cook but if a woman does it for me that leaves me more time to think about the Roman Empire.

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@lporiginalg Poor girl doesn’t know her value! She’s worth an oil change at least.

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@Tyler_The_Wise I’ve always thought this was a big part of Walmart’s early success. Downtown shops were open 9-5. More women were entering the workforce. Now Walmart opens up a mile away and was open til 9 pm.

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@mugshawtys You have to admire a criminal who turns herself in. Very considerate. That’s the kind of mother you need for your children.

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@WomenPostingLs Obviously false, and even if a school claimed to revoke a degree, totally meaningless.

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@WomenPostingLs What offense? Woman improves herself under the firm, wise guidance of a man. Just as God intended.

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@worldranking_ @InternetH0F Funny, I’m American and I get 30 + 9 national holidays. And in a couple years will be getting 6 more per year.

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@Alphafox78 I prefer the GenX Taylor Swift

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@ClownWorld_ If the DNA doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

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@GoodReddit They live in a quiet corner of Khazad-Dum

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@history99917180 It’s hilarious you Brits think there’s anything special about a plateful of canned beans, burnt tomatoes and disgusting weird “bacon”. You take one bite of genuine biscuits and gravy made with actual breakfast sausage, you’d suddenly realize your life is a lie.

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@mugshawtys The law does not apply to a woman who looks like that

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@catshouldnt Do people not realize it’s Business Cat?

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@fintwit_news False. 1 trillion is 57% of MSFT market share. Gates hasn’t owned that much since is was an early partnership with Paul Allen (Ie not yet a corp with outside investors). I think by the early 90s Gates was already down to 25% ownership? Something like that.

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@NoContextBrits For you people saying the pizza looks like crap — this is the UK. It’s either this or chicken & cucumber flavored potato “crisps”.

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@BadLegalTakes The bad legal take is, of course, whoever's arguing with Coach

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@3YearLetterman @greg16676935420 Chick-Fil-A closes on Sunday to honor our Greatest President, Benjamin Franklin — who mandated a sabbath day in his Little Richard’s Almanac.

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@bagel_baker3 @OrwellNGoode The question doesn’t suck at all, it’s 100% clear and the kid answered correctly.

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@WomenPostingLs So I was lost and turned down this alley, and a woman runs up to me, total stranger, and you won’t BELIEVE what she wants to do …

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@greg16676935420 I don’t know man, I’d have to unsubscribe from 5 or 6 OnlyFans accounts to afford that.

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@WomenPostingLs This is only a “date” if it ends in a rollicking foursome for the ages

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@wartranslated Totally Caesar crossing the Rubicon

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@lporiginalg Perhaps Republicans made a mistake with the “Stop having sex with your wife” platform 🧐

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@AlexGodofsky More an issue of people getting caught up in the attempt to translate this to English. If instead of saying “five times zero” you say “five, zero times” or “five, one time” it’s more clear what’s going on (I think).

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@ClownWorld_ Her greatest fear is that no man would ogle her

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@Dr_Albert0 @spectatorindex Yeah funny how every country located near Russia correctly recognizes it needs protection from Russian aggression.

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@FluteMagician If you have to say you’re not Russian, you’re Russian.

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@12986Fay @UberFacts You might want to see a doctor about that

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@mugshawtys Get her outta here, this forum is for classy chicks

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@3YearLetterman @NASA @neiltyson @TheRealBuzz @MsLaurynHill @RealCarrotTop @WholeFoods @CoachSBeamer @JENNIWOWW @RonGantFOX5 @Hrbie14 I’ll never forget Lance Armstrong descending that ladder on TV, the first man to step on the moon after the cameraman 🇺🇸

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@ikristoph @sentdata @sentdefender Why cling to the obvious when a conspiracy theory will do?

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@WomenPostingLs That’s not an L, that’s a W because she’s now adopted a useful role in the household, and sounds like she’s accepted the reality.

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@JoshLekach Why am I suddenly seeing a bunch of DINK videos?

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@mugshawtys She’s hot beyond a reasonable doubt

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@WomenPostingLs She got Voldemort nose

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@historyinmemes I always think it’s funny how many people never realized that from a distance that Earth would look like a dot, and this is new to them and seems profound.

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@historyinmemes Suppress the cat’s instinct to seek food? That wouldn’t even work on ME much less a cat.

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@AGHamilton29 I came in this store to steal a TV but now I realize from this kiosk that I merely need counseling

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@UberFacts He also named himself “Employee of the Month”

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@3YearLetterman @StephenKing On the bright side, once Ukraine joins NAFTA it’ll start getting a few Beef ‘O’ Brady’s

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@AbhorrentBeing @WomenPostingLs A school might revoke a degree when they’ve uncovered some offense like cheating that you committed *while enrolled*. They can’t and won’t revoke a degree just because they don’t like something you did later after graduation. That would be unlawful.

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@3YearLetterman @RichardHanania Actual archive of Richard Hernia in school playing with all his friends

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@JonErlichman I suppose “Acting VP of Marketing” means he just fired the VP of Marketing 🤣

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@3YearLetterman This is appalling. I’ve seen better video quality over soup cans tied by string. Is there a better quality video so I can properly express my outrage?

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@InternetH0F Leading edge millennials are over 40 now, some have been banging away on their 401k’s for 15+ years, not that hard to believe.

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@BigGamerGuy_ @NoCapFights Do you not know what the word “either” means?

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@its_ellen Eldon, you wouldn’t be complaining if you got to ride in Coach’s fully-loaded 2013 Taurus with 24-CD changer to the nearest Beef’O’Brady’s.

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@joshtpm @3YearLetterman Jizz, Coach Letterman is a one- percenter who makes $35 an hour with bennies and drives a fully loaded 2013 Ford Taurus. He clearly knows what he’s talking about here.

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@racingindore @OzKaterji Yep staged. It was one of those pre-existing highways of death filled with the wreckage of 13 rusting armored vehicles that you read about in all the Ukraine tourist guide books 🙄

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@9mm_smg I got stopped by a lady cop tonight for a slow & go at a stop sign. I was polite. She was polite. No one shot or tased anyone. She let me off with a warning. My white privilege I guess.

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