pickleball champion @maisonfrogiela Twitter profile

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

“I” do not tweet, per se. the worms in my brain control me like a mech and they make me post these things

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@maisonfrogiela

11 months

I just want to clarify some things The girl in this vid is me! I didn’t know anyone was recording I’m not sure what “PUA” is, he approached and started talking about something called “gen shin impact” and “gacha games” I felt bad for him so I just kind of let him ramble.

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@GASLIGHTER_ I thought the lack of eye contact was because he might have some sort of social disorder. I was thinking “oh man, good for this guy for getting out there and socializing, even though it’s clearly tough for him!”

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11 months

This is kind of awkward guys idk what to tweet now how long do I have to wait before I tweet about frogs again

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@dril This happened to my buddy Jared

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@DukeFrogchester OMG YOURE RIGHT!

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2 years

Boss refused my request for a raise

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11 months

@SakakiIsCute Dr disrespect too

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@MariaVi_05 @ploughmansfolly Wait til you find out what the base is for 90% of ramen broths

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

What do you guys think of this totally heterosexual discourse

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1 year

Only the male intellect, clouded by the sexual impulse, could call the undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged sex the fair sex; for in this impulse is to be found its whole beauty. The female sex could be more aptly called the unaesthetic.

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5 months

@sam_thraxx Sammy you’re always meeting super hot minimum wage employees!

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@maisonfrogiela

9 months

I was next To him in the theater, he cried twice and he ordered 3 hot dogs with ketchup and a large milk

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9 months

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

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10 months

My queen….did Elon do this to you?

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11 months

New display name

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6 months

@nudeobama I used to smoke weed, but now I can have psychosis all by myself without the need for substances

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6 months

@iceewip This is where YouTubers and guys who collect Jordans go to decorate their house

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1 year

@lordkhxn @nudeobama @CUmeorah Ratio

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@nudeobama I hate how people are using it as weird race/politics discourse

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@maisonfrogiela

9 months

@nudeobama This is anthropology truly. You’re like those people who documents wars or the dudes on Vice who report on drug lords and cults

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@maisonfrogiela

7 months

Look What They Need To Mimic A Fraction Of My Power

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7 months

What’s holding you back from getting tattooed freckles on your face? Is that you’re afraid of pain? Are you worried you’ll look too youthful? Are you nervous about a permanent tat on your face? Just do it! (Not medical advice)

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@maisonfrogiela

1 month

Boobs butts whatever. You are all ignoring the most beautiful feature, a well-defined clavicle

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@maisonfrogiela

11 months

Chicken thighs are so yummy and cost effective. I marinate them with lime, honey, dash of fish sauce, and gochujang Low and slow at 275° for 2 hours Turning once halfway to skin side up They will get nice and crispy even at the low temp Top with cilantro, serve with rice

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Don't say "We are expecting our baby", SAY, "She is expecting my baby". The child belongs to you. That's why the baby takes your name. Crops don't belong to the farm, they belong to the FARMER. Configure your mental point of origin. #ManDay

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@maisonfrogiela

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Violating others’ privacy while getting to maintain your own must feel better than smoking crack

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@maisonfrogiela

5 months

This is the body type of a 16th century noble

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what is this genre of man called?

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

My foremothers

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@maisonfrogiela

8 months

Imagining this whole interaction happening irl and getting so much secondhand embarrassment that I pass out

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8 months

I just told them to “stop deadnaming my cat.” (Which was a different cat before) And no one laughed. Except me as I cackled like a witch.

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“Subleasing my bushwick apartment from April 19-23rd, dm me for deets”

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@maisonfrogiela

11 months

It’s all fun and games until you actually have to pay business expenses 😔

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@maisonfrogiela

10 months

“I’m coming over, you better not be a cylindrical mass of frozen shrimp soaking in a tub spinning in a kitchen sink” My stupid ass:

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@maisonfrogiela

7 months

I LOVE WOMEN

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@maisonfrogiela

7 months

Yes I cry

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7 months

Do LA residents ever get terrified whenever the smog clears up and they suddenly see this enormous mountain range apparate out of the ether

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7 months

This is what it’s like to live in California every single day

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@maisonfrogiela

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Me 14,600 years ago during the neolithic period

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@maisonfrogiela

6 months

At my local “taqueria” Me: Erm, may I please get the..extra spicy…salsa?(cashier is stunned by my perfect accent) C: you are mistaken, surely you mean mild Me:heh, YOU are mistaken…I’m not your typical “gringa”😏 C: *whole staff shocked* “take a seat mija, ur familia now”

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Why he acting like this lasagna will save our relationship 😭

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@maisonfrogiela

6 months

Men falling in love with my customer service persona is so embarrassing it’s the same as a kid believing the hired Spider-Man at a birthday party is real

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

How it feels to have a big forehead in elementary school

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@maisonfrogiela

7 months

There’s nothing wrong with this, it is simply just white boys getting their sauce back

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7 months

what is this genre of man called?

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@maisonfrogiela

29 days

Do you think Lewis and Clark ever kissed?

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@maisonfrogiela

11 months

No absolutely not I am chronically valley girl vocal fry WITH a lisp

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Is your voice attractive? Be honest!

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@maisonfrogiela

1 month

Having an immigrant single mother deliver chicken tenders directly to my doorstep while I play Yakuza and rip my vape is my god given right, I am nourishing and honoring my body. My phone-induced depression and anxiety does not allow me to prepare my own meals

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@maisonfrogiela

9 months

I hear there’s a birthday ova here! How bouta round of cannolis..on da house

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5 months

@capt_thomas1492 “We have Rothko at home”

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8 months

Anyone remember this dude

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6 months

My first vacation in like 10 years and I’m only thinking of my cat

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@maisonfrogiela

5 months

I don’t think hair is my calling. I should have a fake remote email job where I’m the gender equality hire and I make 6 figures a year

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@maisonfrogiela

10 months

Great stuff on threads

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@maisonfrogiela

8 months

I bring a kind of awkward white girl with no sauce who doesn’t belong here vibe to the major cosmetics brand shoot that the other models don’t really care for

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@maisonfrogiela

10 months

Genuine question with all this deep ocean nautical stuff.. How come we would ‘splode if we went super deep in the ocean but elephant seals don’t.

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@maisonfrogiela

3 months

Pregnant with chillied dog

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7 months

@nudeobama He would look so cool with some bracelets or fingerless gloves

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@maisonfrogiela

16 days

Self medicating is so valid! have anxiety disorder and huff paint thinner to self medicate!

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@maisonfrogiela

7 months

Wow, Should we call the president. Should we get SWAT involved. Should we riot.

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

This is my therapist guys

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TETRIS DUB

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@maisonfrogiela

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I think when I’m severely old I will use my retirement years to form a parasocial relationship with someone who could be my grandchild and try to find out where they live

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I give my baby girl anything she needs

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7 months

First day on my first job as a hair stylist Arnold Schwarzenegger called me a sweetheart

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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@maisonfrogiela

7 months

People in LA be like “ happy indigenous peoples day never forget who came here first! Fuck colonialism! “ And then be pro-Israel

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I keep this washcloth around and chew on it every time I get angry

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8 months

I took an artistic risk today and my coworkers all started beating me relentlessly

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9 months

National pickleball day, I will be out dominating the courts

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6 months

I am unlikeable in ways that haven’t even been invented yet

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7 months

Does anyone want to be platonic friends I’ll pay you

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11 months

The vibes in this Uber are unspeakable

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29 days

IM A BITCH IM A LOVER IM A CHILD IM A MOTHER

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@maisonfrogiela

9 months

Leaving rural Arizona during a monsoon, if I die please report my twitter account so it gets deleted before my loved ones find it

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

common sunset W

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@maisonfrogiela

10 months

Doing 75 Hard 💯 No excuses, once every day without fail 💪 -75 beers -75 chicken wings -75 minutes of sleep -75 dollars on food delivery apps

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@maisonfrogiela

5 months

Sending harmful psychic rays to my moots forcing them to crave pigs in a blanket

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Me if telling a story that has no point was illegal

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1 year

Quickly, give me his backstory

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I love you local library

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5 months

My super power is that nothing bad ever happens to me. I have never had an unpleasant experience

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7 months

It’s so fucking cute how they’re all holding each other I’m fkcuing crying g so much ohhh my god im ssoooo mokey I lpve mokey so much

yo yo yo muthafucka whats good haha maayne shiiiid

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This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.

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6 months

I don’t even fluffing care anymore. ! There was a gnat in my wine I took it out with my fingers and kept drinking that shit I’m just chill like that

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@maisonfrogiela

1 year

Dinner last night was a movie

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@maisonfrogiela

10 months

I don’t get trying to cancel someone for who they’re following, it’s a hate follow, it’s for research. I love to follow potential unabombers, morons, and gooners. I am doing anthropology, I am collecting information, I am studying human nature

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how I look vs how I talk

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How I look vs how I talk

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@maisonfrogiela

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“How am I supposed to know what you want for your birthday if you don’t tell me”

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@maisonfrogiela

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I’m sorry I can’t talk about literature, I don’t freaking know. I watch cartoons, I eat skittles from the floor, I majored in PoliSci, I have a paramount plus subscription

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@maisonfrogiela

11 months

>goes to famous local bar in my neighborhood >orders spaghetti >doesn’t order alcohol >orders soft serve ice cream for dessert >ignores all eye contact from fellow patrons >refuses to elaborate >leaves

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@maisonfrogiela

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Sauerkraut was one of my favorite foods as a kid I’d eat it straight out of the jar so when I found out about kimchi I lost my mind

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This is pickleball champion’s mom. Pickleball Champion tragically died in a pickleball match and as her mother I just wanted to know if any of you thought she was funny or sexy or cool and maybe give a TBH or a f4f

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@maisonfrogiela

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I have a chronic illness! (Being lazy and skinny fat)

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