Australian Physiognomy: tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, huge mouth with a gummy smile. How did a mixed-heritage country develop such an unmistakable phenotype?
Every gay guy tweet is one of these:
- Being gay is expensive!
- Is iced coffee and prep breakfast?
- I tried to fart but cum came out!
- My top wants to fuck but I just ate.
- sksks not this…
GRINDR IS FOR ALL LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE
GRINDR IS FOR ALL LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE
GRINDR IS FOR ALL LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE
GRINDR IS FOR ALL LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE
GRINDR IS FOR ALL LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE
How many more times does this need to be said? Everyone is welcome on the app. It isn’t just for dating.
My idea for a reality show is a spin-off of Naked And Afraid called “Gay And Afraid” where they drop off gay guys in homophobic countries, and they have to acclimate, learn to be less annoying, and earn enough money to fly back.
Every man on a dating app: looking for someone who doesn’t take themself too seriously, looking for an adventure buddy, dog dad, hiking, just ask, 6 feet tall because apparently that matters. I’m overly competitive about everything, “moderate.” Now here’s a dead fish
KJ Apa on the sexualization of Archie in ‘Riverdale’:
“At first, as a young child… I thought it was cool — you almost want the opportunity to be shirtless… And then you gotta consistently stay in great shape. It takes a toll. Even saying that I didn’t feel comfortable I had a…
My other gay hero is this OnlyFans guy who gives mini lectures on being an alpha male and bodybuilding and then turns into a whimpering bottom the second he sees some dick.
I’m not like the other girls. I…
- Hate the word “moist.”
- Am grossed out by mayo.
- Have a fear of clowns.
- Am such a horror movie nerd.
- Listen to the true crime podcasts.
- Can quote The Office.
- Have fibromyalgia.
Ranking the women of Selling the OC by their capacity for evil:
1. Polly (unhinged)
2. Alex Hall (narcissist)
3. Alexandra Rose (evil in a way I respect)
4. Alexandra Jarvis (means justify the ends)
5. Brandi (hanging on by a thread)
6. Kayla (too dumb)
JUST IN: The White Lotus creator Mike White has announced Season 3 will be “for the boys” and will not feature any female characters. Instead, the season will follow “dudes chilling and straight vibing” on a dream vacation and “maybe even getting naked together.”
Learned from a friend a gay guy in his workplace got in trouble for repeatedly speaking over women in meetings, and he managed to spin it into “he was being vilified for having gay voice.”