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MarkPochow of The Tortured Poets Department

@MarkPochow

1 year

I’m getting married in less than 24 hours. My parents won’t be there. My sister won’t be there. My grandparents won’t be there. And yet, everyone that matters to me will be there.

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2 years

Biden: "Student loan payments will resume on Jan 31st" Us:

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5 years

Corporations taking your pride money in June and then donating it to GOP politicians in 2020.

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5 years

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11 months

Spicy Trixie is one of my fav versions!

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5 years

We MUST protect Anne Hathaway at all costs

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3 years

The gays seeing spoilers at 10 am

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2 years

Oop

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3 years

He said fuck her right in the pussy.

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4 years

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a bottom, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if they need a dumb slut.

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2 years

Dancing on My Own is the gay Sweet Caroline

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3 years

Do you like corn? @trixiemattel

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1 year

I mean!

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@MarkPochow

1 year

IM HAVING A GOOD HAIR DAY ON MY WEDDING DAY!!! WE WON!

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3 years

Your dads are engaged!

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2 months

Can I just talk about #KateGate in my therapy appointment today? I don't want to work on myself.

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2 years

Coming out and immediately getting engaged.🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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3 years

Flirt with your friends. We all deserve to feel special and cute.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Didn't think I was going to have to put this disclaimer on our wedding website. But the homophobia has been jumping out.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Beach throuple!

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@MarkPochow

4 years

The new drunk texting is drunk donating to @ewarren

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5 months

Merry Christmas from your favorite midwestern throuple! 🎅🏼🎄 @hoeforthepeople @midWestache

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@MarkPochow

1 year

If I see one more LGB without the T post, I am going to scream. Trans rights are human rights!

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5 years

Gays when they go home to their conservative families for the holidays.

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@MarkPochow

4 years

Find you a man that loves you as much as @trixiemattel loves blush.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

This year we aren’t letting any brand rainbow wash pride for their own profit and then turn their backs on us when they are asked to do an ounce of work. You either stand with the lgbtq community and defend us against the fake outrage or get f*cked.

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3 years

@trixiemattel We are God's Sims.

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@MarkPochow

2 years

My toxic trait is thinking I could renovate an entire home by myself

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Everyone shut up I’m a husband!

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@MarkPochow

3 years

Can bottoms be next to get the vaccine? We have essential work to get back to.

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1 year

Time for comfy clothes!

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@MarkPochow

5 years

LGBTQ folks what’s one activity you dread that straight people don’t stress about? Mine is going to the doctor. I just always feel judged.

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@MarkPochow

3 years

Always remember. You could go to 5 or 6 stores, or you could go to 1 ☝️

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@MarkPochow

1 year

I one time had a boss who made me get the unpublished Harry Potter manuscript for her twins or I would have been fired.

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1 year

That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board.

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@MarkPochow

5 years

. @trixiemattel teaming up with bees 🐝 is the cross-over event of the millennium I did not see coming.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

New pride flag just dropped the day of my queer wedding!

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@MarkPochow

3 years

I’m too old to argue with anyone anymore. You think, 1+1=3? yes you’re right.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Being in a throuple is all hot fun and games until you’re the one taking care of two drunks.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

On Wednesdays (and my Birthday) we wear pink!

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@MarkPochow

5 years

The only version that matters

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Hi from this ship and 3 margaritas

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@MarkPochow

2 months

I’ve been working on that body!

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@MarkPochow

13 days

Just a birthday boy here to trap your thirst.

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@MarkPochow

4 years

I refuse to talk about about any one but @trixiemattel for 72 hours. Gay only. K thanks:

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@MarkPochow

2 years

Being a big dick bottom is a hard task but here I am

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@MarkPochow

6 months

She is mother! Midwest mother!

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@MarkPochow

26 days

What if he’s written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind. 🎶

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@MarkPochow

9 months

Brb appreciating my lifting progress.

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@MarkPochow

3 years

Do you ever think about your partner and think “omg I won”

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@MarkPochow

11 months

Husband said my chesticals were popping.

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@MarkPochow

2 years

@treeaston @notcapnamerica You can’t tell her shit or kill her vibe!

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@MarkPochow

2 years

ALVIN!!!

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Bad, bad boy Shiny toy with a price

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@MarkPochow

2 years

This weekend my bf ate a Reese off my ass.

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@MarkPochow

3 years

"Hi it's me Trixie Mattel and I'm over here on set at something" You go girl. Give us NOTHING.

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@MarkPochow

2 years

Stop settling for just one boyfriend when you can have two!

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@MarkPochow

11 months

My little baby!!

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@MarkPochow

1 year

License secured. 16 days.

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@MarkPochow

11 months

Oh no my boyfriend is a hot!

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@MarkPochow

4 years

EMMY AWARD WINNER & RPDR WINNER @jaidaehall !

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@MarkPochow

1 month

Booty is bootying today!

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@MarkPochow

2 years

Give me circles so I can show y’all how big my **** is.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

The fact that my wedding is about to be 95% queer people and the other 5% are allies fits well with my fantasy!

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Being queer is so fucking hard. And if it was a choice… I’d still chose it every time.

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@MarkPochow

3 months

Raise your hand if you’re willing leave the house 3 minutes earlier for your commute if it means downtown Milwaukee is connected and thriving! 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️

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@MarkPochow

4 years

My parents: “How do you know them?” Me: “we met at a gay bar” Reality: “I sucked their dick on a dance floor and now we are friends.”

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Good boy.

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@MarkPochow

4 years

A bottom who is good with tools, home improvement projects and builds outdoor bars... who would have guessed. But here I am!

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Remember queer people. Never sacrifice yourself to make cis-straight people comfortable!

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@MarkPochow

3 years

I’m sorry but bald men are really top tier.

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@MarkPochow

2 years

Imagine being in a good mood!

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@MarkPochow

3 years

Make congress live off of $600 for 9 months challenge

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@MarkPochow

2 months

Kiss me my boyfriend is Irish.

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@MarkPochow

11 months

May or may not be burnt and or still drunk.

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@MarkPochow

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This is why I cut off my family. I just couldn’t carry the backpack anymore.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

Does it say Hope… or Hole?

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@MarkPochow

1 year

If we were to have a neon sign for a wedding what would we have it say?

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1 year

The Halfway Post

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1 year

BREAKING: A group of 35 MAGA fans in Idaho are on a hunger strike, and say they will not eat again until every corporation in America renounces homosexuality.

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@MarkPochow

4 months

“He's not gay he just likes rainbows”

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@MarkPochow

5 years

@HillaryClinton She told yall.

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@MarkPochow

1 year

BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

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@MarkPochow

3 years

Home workout time!

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@MarkPochow

11 months

Fight back by showing your queer joy! These two make my life fuller, brighter, and more hopeful! 🏳️‍🌈♥️ 📸: @adamgriffinphoto 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨: @hoeforthepeople @midWestache

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@MarkPochow

11 months

Saturday was a moment when I looked around at all the love and support in the room and thought to myself… I built this life. All of this. Without my family. And it’s beautiful.

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@MarkPochow

11 months

Days like today I’m so proud of myself for not allowing my trump supporting family to attend my wedding. Fuck off.

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