Lise Mayer Profile
Lise Mayer

@lisemayer

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comedy writer

London, England
Joined November 2011
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
Happy 40th Birthday to us. Love and thanks to all the incredible cast and crew of THE YOUNG ONES and to the BBC who have always been a home for comedy. @AlexeiSaylePod @NigelPlaner1 @AdrianEdmondson @bbccomedy #rikmayall #benelton #pauljackson
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Lise Mayer
2 years
Happy Birthday to the magnificent Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski Sayle
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
@carolecadwalla Lovely Meg - never happier than when jumping into a muddy pond or ravaging a picnic…
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Lise Mayer
2 years
Sixteen organisations reiterate their support for Carole Cadwalladr as she faces SLAPP trial
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
Well this was a lot of fun....
@RichardLatto
Richard Latto
2 years
Honoured to produce the new content for this exciting @bbcstudios project. 10 new commentaries & a stack of special video extras. Including material from the series that has never been seen before! Order your copy now...
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
A short film I made with @NeilKBrand and @thelittleonions for @allthecitizens demanding an investigation into interference in our elections.
@carolecadwalla
Carole Cadwalladr
4 years
NEW: A cross-party group of MPs & Lords has joined @allthecitizens in demanding Boris Johnson launches investigation into Russian interference. Pre-action letter sent to Downing Street yesterday claiming UK govt breaching European Convention on Human Rights. Join them!
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 years
Asking for it ….
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
1 year
@youngonesfan That was at a charity event called the Nether Wallop Festival . John Otway also in the band
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
First time I’ve ever seen this- I loved “Are You Being Served is just funny , but this is stupid and funny”
@johndredge
John Dredge
2 years
All we ever talked about in the playground. @robinince @lisemayer @AdrianEdmondson @Dawn_French
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
1 year
Carole Cadwalladr is a hero
@carolecadwalla
Carole Cadwalladr
1 year
The Court of Appeal has ruled. I've won on 2 of 3 important grounds of principle. Most importantly, the landmark public interest ruling is intact. The judge's findings of fact are intact. The original judgment holds. The court found in favour of Banks on a single point 1/
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
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A warm, witty, humane individual, gone too soon.
@Annabel_Giles
Annabel Giles 💙🇪🇺
6 months
A message from Annabel’s children x
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
Fuckers
@oliviasolon
Olivia Solon
2 years
NEW: Palantir planned to buy its way in to the NHS by acquiring small companies on the condition they used Palantir’s Foundry data-mining software
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Lise Mayer
2 years
RIP Bambi
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
2 years
Bamber Gascoigne, the original host of TV quiz show University Challenge, has died, aged 87
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
All that trickles down is the piss we're taking...
@Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
2 years
ICYMI yesterday, here's our Liz Truss video
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
Most people crossing the Channel in small boats are not economic migrants. 70% have their asylum cases accepted. "Unless we provide a safe route we are complicit with the people smugglers"
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Jessica Simor KC
2 years
“The facts do not support the case for cruelty” - and this was, I believe, before the Rwanda policy. Complete and compelling by Lord Kerr.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
12 years
Click here to stop the Ugandan gay death penalty! http://t.co/44GNzork
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
“ Carmen Amaya is hail on a windowpane, a swallow’s cry, a black cigar smoked by a dreamer, thunderous applause; when she and her family sweep into town, they cause ugliness, torpor and gloom to evaporate just as a swarm of insects strips the trees of their leaves.” Jean Cocteau
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
5 years
Hi @michaelgove , a UK ban on imports of wild & captive bred #lion trophies is URGENTLY needed. I'm one of 416,000+ ppl who've signed the @LIONAID petition calling on you to effect this ban before it's too late #lionsfacingextinction @UKChange
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Lise Mayer
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
Seems like an appropriate time to retweet this thing we made 18 months ago…
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Lise Mayer
5 years
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
1 year
@AndyCSP So very, very sorry to hear this sad news. Glass raised .
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
Sad news. The cleverest person I ever knew.
@BritishComedy
British Comedy Guide
4 years
Comic actor and comedian John Sessions has died aged 67:
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
RIP Bobby Ball
@ItsSophieDavies
Sophie Davies
4 years
Will never forget Lee Mack telling @Herring1967 about the time he went on Pointless with Bobby Ball
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Lise Mayer
4 years
@GaryLineker @MarcusRashford This letter was posted by a friend, whose 16 year old daughter wrote to her MP asking him to vote to extend school meal vouchers...
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
Put together and edited by the brilliant John Mister
@FBoversight
Real Facebook Oversight Board
4 years
URGENT 🚨Democracy is under attack. @Facebook facilitates armed militias and domestic terrorism. Our latest demands announced. Join @DerrickNAACP , @rashadrobinson , Naheed Qureshi. @JGo4Justice , and @heidibeirich at 12.00PM ET #ZuckMustAct
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
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Lise Mayer
3 years
Shocking, yet somehow not surprising..
@allthecitizens
The Citizens
4 years
BREAKING: Almost two thirds of known VIP Covid-19 contracts awarded through a VIP fast-track service came via the offices of Tory ministers. THREAD.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
1 year
My sister @cass19may on Philip Astley and 18th century horsemanship-
@gildedbirds
Gilded Birds
1 year
I so wish I could see Philip Astley's recreation of the storming of the Bastille that he presented in his London arena in 1789. I think I want all my daily news recreated by a team of incredibly trained horses from now on!
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 years
Miss you Andy
@gangof4official
Gang Of Four
3 years
Andy left us one year ago today. Here is a personal selection of some of his finer offstage moments chosen by his band mates, @jjsterry , Thomas McNeice and @tobiashumble . Andy Gill 1st Jan 1956 - 1st Feb 2020.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
@neqone @FBoversight YouTube (Citizens TV) and Twitter ( @fboversight )
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
1 year
@mrjohnofarrell Congratulations !
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 years
Trump Used Facebook To Attempt A Coup. ENOUGH.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
This is lovely.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
@BittrexSupport I want you to let me into my account. Like many others I see online, you have locked me out of my account citing verification issues and won't help me get back in.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
Please join us next Wednesday.
@FBoversight
Real Facebook Oversight Board
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We’ve had 17 years of Zuckerberg’s apologies. Now it’s time to act. @FBoversight #detoxfacebook #realoversight Wednesdays – FACEBOOK LIVE
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
My brilliant Dad discussing Beauty
@gildedbirds
Gilded Birds
2 years
DAVID MAYER
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
1 year
@AlexeiSaylePod @NigelPlaner1 @Talalaban really regretting wearing those trousers...
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 years
Firm Owned by a Tory Donor Who Is Dido Harding’s Colleague Wins £5.9 Million in Government COVID-19 Deals – Byline Times
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 months
@thenitinsawhney How terrifying for you. Please get well soon xxx
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 years
@robinince @JosieLong Very happy to , although I may be less of an expert than you by now ...
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
@realDonaldTrump You do realize that if they stopped counting you would still have lost, right..?
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Lise Mayer
2 years
@johndredge @robinince Wow - haven't seen that in a long time !
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Lise Mayer
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Lise Mayer Retweeted
@ByDonkeys
Led By Donkeys
2 years
Boris Johnson wants to talk about his legacy. Okay, let’s talk about his legacy
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
3 months
@virginmedia @RHereMateNow Yeah right. Been trying to get broadband all day but just get this message and no tech support.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
Just some of the brilliant work by @3GJane - activist, filmmaker, oldest friend
@3Generations
3 Generations
4 years
Nazi Concentration Camps: 75 years later with Roger Cohen of The NY Times
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
4 years
This is disgraceful
@zamaan_qureshi
Zamaan Qureshi
4 years
A seemingly innocuous app's location data has been harvested by the U.S. Military according to @VICE . This past Ramadan I used this app to help me fast and connect with my faith. All the while, my data has been harvested.
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
5 years
@PennyRed Walter M Miller Jr- A Canticle For Leibowitz
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
2 years
“Entitled arseholes…sorry, NYT- entitles assholes …”
@nytopinion
New York Times Opinion
2 years
“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews , a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister. “God bless America.”
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@lisemayer
Lise Mayer
6 years
@JaneFallon @jennycolgan Has it been on already? Did I die?
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