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7 days

I am on tour all over Scotland this summer, (trailing the Euros trophy behind me, obvs), so come say hello!

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Jenny Colgan is on Threads as @jennycolganbooks

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2 years

I have to check this- am I right that Rishi's wife took taxpayer's money- from nurses, from teachers, from cleaners, from delivery drivers- during the pandemic to furlough staff for a company that doesn't pay tax in the UK whilst she was a non-dom non UK tax payer?

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It is completely amazing to me that I was a child. Then I grew up, went away to college, lived in different countries, had children, wrote 40 books, came back to Scotland, watched my children grow into teenagers, turned 50 and CHARLIE IS STILL A NURSE ON CASUALTY

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I expect this will travel far and wide today and it should, it's beautiful: Rory Kinnear saying goodbye to his sister.

My sister died of coronavirus. She needed care, but her life was not disposable | Rory Kinnear

I hope our focus in future is the easing of lives such as Karina’s, says actor Rory Kinnear

www.theguardian.com

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1 year

I don't think you should be allowed to apply, I think you should get randomly called up, like jury duty.

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1 year

SERIES TWO IS HAPPENING! Think you'd make a good traitor? Or a 100% faithful? Head to for a chance to play 😈 #TheTraitors #iPlayer

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You'd think, given that there's sixty million people in the country, if there WAS a good way to do Brexit, statistically someone would have come up with it by now- even by accident, like in a dream or something.

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2 years

My mum died the same time as David Bowie and it was a bit crap having everything going on really loudly all around me, so if you're going through it personally right now, love and sympathy to you xxxxxxx

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2 years

God remember when governments used to DO stuff that wasn't just smashing shit up and laughing about it? 😣😣

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2 years

#OnThisDay in Labour history in 1998, Chancellor Gordon Brown announced the Sure Start programme🌹 "bringing together quality services for the under-threes and their parents—nursery, child care and playgroup provision, and post-natal and other health services" 🧵

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I have watched this a million billion times and laughed every single time

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4 years

As we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember the best TV moment of the 2010s:

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Last night I had such a vivid dream that my (late) mum joined the rest of us at dinner, then I had to take her to the station and she gave me the most realistic hug and said "thanks for having me to visit", and I feel very strongly that she did.

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In a world of entitled millionaire man babies, only some of whom are getting their just desserts this week, what an absolute mensch @andy_murray is.

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2 years

Andy Murray turned down a seven-figure sum to play an exhibition match in Saudi Arabia due to the country’s human rights record and will not entertain future offers, according to his rep. By @martynziegler via @SportUnlocked

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6 years

Absurdly this is a colour photo of Scotland this morning

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5 years

@john_boyne Christ yes. Mine will NOT STOP BLINKING.

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8 years

If only there was an obvious non-White choice for the next #DoctorWho staring us right in the face

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5 years

Who on earth stands to gain from the endless, tedious, pointless, unfair monstering of Meghan Markle is beyond me. Apart from making the world very slightly worse, drip by drip, every day :(

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2 years

@chelseabwrites I has to sit at a signing table once in Stansted Airport. For TWO HOURS. Nobody came to buy a book but a zillion people came to ask me their gate numbers. In the end I just memorised the gate numbers and helped them out. Do not be downhearted. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I have finally grown to love our annual tradition of me baking a beautiful Christmas cake, and the kids ruining it by decorating it absolutely horribly. Here is this year's effort. 😁

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5 years

The pups are currently completely OFF THEIR TITS on milk #pupdate #muzzletov

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3 years

Okay all April fool's pranks are rubbish, but SOME kudos to my daughter's class who all pretended to freeze on their teacher's zoom at the same moment this morning :)

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5 years

I shouldn't torture myself, but the fact that Scotland had a referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, 68% of its citizenry voted to remain and yet we're still getting dragged to the abyss by a bunch of spivs, crims, flat-out liars and useful idiots is quite the piss-boiler

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2 years

The older I get the more convinced I am Michael Caine should have got his Oscar for Muppet Christmas Carol. Not only is he the most faithful to the text, the most heart rending, convincingly changed and progressively moved; he had to do it all surrounded by fuzzy felt.

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6 years

Lovely amazing Meghan, please leave the house carrying a book. Any book. Love, the UK publishing industry.

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6 years

Meghan Markle's first outfit as a Duchess sold out overnight

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I am at a gorgeous wedding where the favours are yourself in Lego *approves*

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5 years

I don't care about royalty and bloody hell I don't care about fashion, but I am going to buy September @BritishVogue because, UGH the nastiness. I have never bought Vogue before, I hope the cartoon strip is funny.

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5 years

Everyone is talking about how funny #jeremyhardy was- which is true obvs- but I wanted to add that he was utterly sweet and a total gent to box office and bar staff, which is always how you know.

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5 years

I live next to this sign, and this joke still makes me laugh every single time I see it #fifer

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3 years

It is not the census here, but I still will always remember Census 1991, when my flatmate had a one night stand and we realised the next morning the girl had to fill in hers at our flat and he had to painstakingly take down all her personal details before never seeing her again

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My brother lives in a different timezone and has woken me up with lots of pictures of Macron with a beard and I am not unhappy about it

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4 years

Superb dæmon work

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2 years

Aw yeah! #snow #Edinburgh

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It is so mad how utterly gorgeous Amsterdam is.

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5 years

SO @MarianKeyes and I have discovered that staying in the room between ours is ALEXANDER SKARSGARD!!!! We have decided just to have a little sit down until he gets back or we are removed by security. (Also we figured it was only neighbourly to bring him a book.)

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6 years

Okay, every time people say 'oh, get off twitter it's an anxiety engine', I will think of this- I am having trouble playing some #rachmaninoff , tweeted about it, and a Musical Director in TENNESSEE recorded it for me slowly enough to learn it properly. And that's AMAZING.

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6 years

@jennycolgan Here you go!! I might have added an extra note in a chord somewhere but the rhythm is right! The lower LH syncopated bass note is weird not being on the downbeat!

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5 years

I reckon my dogs think about that night we accidentally gave them two suppers ALL THE TIME.

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5 years

Introducing the pups individually if you are in the mood for pups 🥰🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 #muzzletov

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5 years

I know everyone is saying #chernobyl is flawless but it could probably be SLIGHTLY improved for British people by a tiny sidebox telling you where you saw that actor before so it stops driving you crazy

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5 years

In a complicated world, here's some cheerful pics from my daughter's Highland Dancing exam today.

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The little one is in trouble for not tidying her room and banned from tv, so we are knitting together in front of the fire and listening to @stephenfry read Harry P, and I am going to make up minor things she's done wrong every single evening for the rest of my life.

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7 years

Only six more weeks before my dad calls me and asks if I've seen that clip with the toddler and the baby.

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5 years

Five.. noisy pups! Four towels ruined three girl dogs two breech births... And a mum who is weaaarrrryyyy... (But also not done yet 😲) #muzzletov

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4 years

Managed to politely sit through my child's parent's night last night as his English teacher told me F. uses too much dialogue in his creative writing and, 'you can't tell a story through dialogue'.

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5 years

I realise I'm getting older, and ageing is a natural and unavoidable process to be embraced etc etc etc but genuinely, seeing this picture and thinking, mmm, he's not bad, is very much the worst thing that's happened to me so far.

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3 years

I am looking forward to next week’s #gbbo , when we see everyone’s home life, as I am quite excited to see where Chigs and I will live once we are married.

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6 years

Wrote first novel to get revenge on crappy ex. Thirty four novels in I can’t even remember his surname ☺️☺️☺️👍👍👍

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6 years

I won the @RNAtweets romantic comedy award! And am DELIGHTED

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3 years

@ThatEricAlper When Chris Hemsworth went into the audition the message came back, "we asked you to send us an actor to *play* Thor, not ACTUAL THOR"

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4 years

My husband, who has never taken pen to paper in the 20 years I've known him, drew me my birthday card this year and frankly I am PERPLEXED

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6 years

I am beginning to think I would happily vote ⁦ @StaceySolomon ⁩ for Prime Minister

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5 years

My dog has just gone into labour (and is looking wildly unimpressed so far) so I would suggest muting me for the next 24hours if going heavy on the puppers is not your thing 😀😀😀🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

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6 years

My husband forgot and bought my two colourblind sons (yes, through me) a green rugby ball to play with on the grass. It’s just two lads wandering about, squinting. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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4 years

Surely I've accepted all the cookies now. SURELY.

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5 years

So today I have learned that the German equivalent of 'ants in your pants' is 'bees up your bum' so I am just going to switch to that one.

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8 years

If you’re at #edinburghairport today, we lost NEIL THE PUFFIN there! :( Please RT/ keep your eyes open! #findneil

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5 years

Terrance Dicks helped more children (especially boys) develop a lifelong love of reading than almost anyone else who's ever lived. I don't think he even got an OBE.

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4 years

Aw here we are: my #bookdecade . You could fit it all in the boot of a Ford Ka and it takes up less than 1mb of computer memory- but it's mine all mine 😁

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3 years

Passed this again today. So tempted. So, so tempted.

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1 year

I was too excited to sleep last night because I am about to surprise the 13 year old on her birthday weekend with @Harry_Styles tickets for TONIGHT and she is going to FREAK

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7 years

Excellent point well made.

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5 years

"You set off the fire alarm and I'll take him down at the knees" @MarianKeyes #skarswatch2019

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5 years

I am a little concerned for my Uber driver

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5 years

In which the puppies are basically ALL BANANAS #muzzletov

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5 years

oh my God this is just ridiculous Goddess behaviour.

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5 years

I cannot stop watching this video of Emma Stone and Maya Rudolph singing call your girlfriend a capella

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5 years

Here are some puppies in the garden #muzzletov

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6 years

It's really hard to argue with this

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2 years

The news is so unbelievably dreadful today. It’s like a trigger warning for the entire world. There is only one good thing in it and it is Stormzy at the Met Gala.

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7 years

Shout out to anyone else making their mum's Christmas cake tonight without their mum still around to tell them they're doing it wrong xxx

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3 years

My dog would have that boat out in no time

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5 years

A woman in this cafe just asked me to keep an eye on her dogs whilst she went to the toilet and I am just formally announcing that I am stealing her dogs and she can have my crap ones

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7 years

Moved to London, found an entry level graduate job and bought a zone 1 flat on the first year salary

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7 years

Without revealing your actual age, what something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?

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6 years

This is possibly my favourite ever tweet

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6 years

@jk_rowling @jennycolgan @RNAtweets It's despicable you support the RNA. Are our children's lives worth nothing to you?

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8 years

I will quite happily fight anyone who didn't like that. #sherlock

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3 years

Good God I could not be there faster. With a parcel of gifts for the night staff and a bared left arm.

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1 year

The train I am on is delayed and I really want to be home, but this pure excellent chonker is just about making up for it

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2 years

In which @vizcomic correctly predicts the Energy Crisis and the Fuel shortages. Not looking forward to the Giants. ☹️

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I strongly feel we need to normalise crisps as a gift for those of us who don't like sweet things. Ribbons, pretty macaron style wrappings, beautiful boxes, except inside- CRISPS!

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2 years

Jodie Whitaker pointing out that as she was pregnant filming her last two episodes, she was the first ever Doctor to actually have two hearts. 💙💙 (also I always preferred Peter’s outfit on her)

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6 years

There is a brand new restaurant concept opening up in a nearby town and I cannot deny, I’m concerned.

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1 year

@isabelkaplan omg are you kidding? When I wanted to write an extra book in lockdown and he was landlocked (he works in shipping), he took over all the home school supervision. There has never been a bias about who takes kids to parties/ dentists etc. I owe him the world. He cute also.

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4 years

Oh this IS good

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4 years

Good advice from Maeve Binchy on the 8th anniversary of her death.

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6 years

My husband just reset the time on the cooker in 10 seconds flat, and I cannot deny, I'm finding him pretty hot right now

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6 years

Good luck our Irish sisters. You’re fighting for the direction of the world today. Thank you. #repealthe8th

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3 years

Massive 💗💗💗 to the man at the junction just now who prefaced telling me my rear light was falling off my bicycle with the words "excuse me, I *promise* I'm not a man who shouts at women from cars (but your rear light is falling off your bicycle)"

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6 years

What’s this? (Casually) why, nothing much, just a brand new TARGET BOOK written by ME, MY TARGET BOOK #waaaaaaah #doctorwho

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5 years

I try not to have favourites amongst the pups but seriously why is the youngest girl not a professional supermodel already. She's like the Christy Turlington of dogs #muzzletov

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3 years

Counterpoint: genius, and should probably be the law for all tattoos between the ages of 18-25.

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3 years

@claremackint0sh @AGeekwithaHat hahahah this has made me laugh. Which it turn has made my breasts more outgoing, so all good.

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3 years

@KatyFBrand But Katy, Meghan ate an avocado once!!!!!!

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2 years

Adored by everyone, worked brilliantly till the end, married to the same person for seventy years. I can't be too sad about Bernard's wonderful, life-affirming life.

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4 years

I am not remotely false modest about this, it TOTALLY makes up for losing our fake one in 1st year at school when I was 12 😀😀😀😀

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4 years

@jennycolgan winning Mastermind tonight.

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3 years

if ever the world gets you down, it's so lovely to remember Dempsey and Makepeace are still married ❤️❤️❤️

Glynis Barber

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3 years

Perfect rosé drinking weather!

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3 years

I did that with my first book and said "that's my book!!!!" and the person said "no it isn't I borrowed it from my flatmate", so I never did it again.

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3 years

I’ve always fantasised about being on the tube, and the person next to me is reading my book, and me being able to lean over and say, ‘I wrote that’.

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4 years

It's my husband's birthday and to cheer everything up I got him a pinata and the little one has fallen in love with it and I can already sense trouble brewing. Here he is having his breakfast 🙄

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7 years

Smallest: mummy! I'm in the Christmas show! Me: that's great! What as? Small: "OTHERS!!!!!!!"

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3 years

As ever, I think it is morally wrong to get your keys cut anywhere that ISN'T Timpsons.

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3 years

Congratulations Jack!

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6 years

I think I loved today so much is that my mum ADORED a royal wedding, and for Will's we sat on the phone, me in France, her in Scotland, and dissected EVERYONE. She *really* hated Fergie, for reasons that will always be unclear. Oh, I miss her so much.

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@jennycolgan

6 years

A woman just caught me scanning the book aisle at Sainsburys and said “they’ve got none of yours today though!” and now I have to dump my shopping trolley and run away to sea to become a sailor

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@jennycolgan

3 years

Ooh this is weird. I am trying to write about what makes a really great opening to a novel, and I looked some famous ones up and THEY’RE ALL THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE.