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@JaneFallon

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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
It’s utter mayhem outside! I took the sound off because we were watching something noisy but count them! COUNT THEM!!!
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Jane Fallon
4 years
I have awful news. My smart, funny, feisty, beautiful sidekick of the last 16 & a half years @myleftfang has passed away after a sudden down turn in her health at the weekend. My heart is broken in two. I have no idea what I’m going to do without her by my side. #Ollie
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
OK we have a decision.... meet Pickle. Full name Picklicious Fatkins the First. #Pickle
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
6 years
If I read one more wedding article that contains the words 'It's every little girl's dream to be a princess'...😡 No. It wasn't. It was my dream to be a writer. Or a gymnast. Or a professional tree climber. Or a cat. Never a princess. #TweetYourNonPrincessyLittleGirlDreams
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
If you don’t like an author’s work, read something else.If you don’t like what a comedian is saying, don’t pay to see them. If you don’t want to see a non-binary Joan of Arc see another play. Art is art. You don’t have to like it, but in a civilised society you have to respect it
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Holy shit there are 4! 🧡🧡🧡🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
I’m looking at my little girl & thinking how even after all the awful things she experienced in the 1st 4.5 years of her life she’s so sweet & trusting & how she just wants love, & that if nothing else they need to remove those 2 cats & ban Zouma from keeping any more animals 😡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
I’m going to die … I’m a granny 🧡🧡🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
BIG NEWS!!! This will come as no surprise to anyone. We’ve fallen in love with Catkins - and her with us we think - and we’re keeping her! We’re going to rename her. (She was only called Catkins by the rescue). Any suggestions? #FosterFail #Obviously
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Ok, some of you might need to sit down before you watch this 🧡👶🏻
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
5 years
Absolutely astonishing
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
I was lying on by back in bed at 4am, with a pillow over my face to stop Pickle poking me & grabbing my hair & she came & lay on top of it. As I slowly suffocated all I could think of was that Ricky was never going to get off a murder rap by saying ‘I think the cat did it.’
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Oh for f*cks sake. Every f*cking time.
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
She’s been with us one week today ❤️ #Pickle
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
I just washed the sofa covers & hung them around the place to dry, because they were covered in cat hair and … oh ffs
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2 years
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
1 year
We gave her this taco the first day she came home two & a half years ago & he’s still her favourite thing in the world. I love her so much 🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
In case you need something to make you feel better this morning ...
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
11 months
My lovely sister, Gerry, passed away at the weekend. Here we are last year when she was in the middle of chemo, but loving the straight wig after a lifetime of curls ♥️💔
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
A relationship with an animal is such a privilege. To know you’ve earned their trust and love is unbelievably special. I never take it for granted. 🧡 #BeGoodToYourPets 🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Oh god, I love cats 🧡🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
This is just the loveliest thing
@cpooleywriter
Clare Pooley
4 years
I’ve loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #SelfIsolation . He doesn’t need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy ❤️
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Jane Fallon
2 years
I mean, come on. Really. This face … 🧡🧡🧡 #Pickle
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Our relationship is so beautifully straightforward: I shower her with love and she flat out adores me. I wish everything in life was that simple 🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
Re Harry & Meghan: am I the only person torn between 1) I couldn't care less 2) Good for them and 3) I assume they'll pay back the £2.4 million we paid to renovate their home now. That could stock a lot of food banks.
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
5 years
You might not have fallen on your feet but I do remember when you fell in a gutter, drunk, on the way back from a wedding and I had to drag you home by your tie #Winning
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Ricky Gervais
5 years
Jane really fell on her feet when she met me. Here she is in the royal receiving room before we take our box for the theatre. With all her friends, obviously.
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Jane Fallon
1 year
My cat is the frikken cutest thing in the world, and no one can convince me otherwise 🧡
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Jane Fallon
5 years
Would you rather a teenager who’s passionate about the world, whether you agree with her or not, or a teenager who spent all their time posting selfies and watching Love Island? Get over yourselves people trying to shout down a 16 year old who wants to contribute #GretaThunberg
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
I’ve been dying to tell you all this!! Was waiting to get a picture but she’s been hiding.
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Ricky Gervais
4 years
Fostering this little beauty for a few days until she goes to her forever home ❤️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
I just took myself off to a quiet corner of the house to do some yoga. 2 minutes later Ricky appeared to show me a bow & arrow he’d found & demonstrate how it worked. #Relaxing
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
1 year
This is the first thing I see when I open my eyes in the morning
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Thank you, Ireland! I’m proud to be counted among your numbers 🇮🇪
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Jane Fallon
1 year
Me and my girl 🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
Every morning after I make the bed she takes her taco upstairs & puts him on the towel. Every morning. There’s no reason for a towel to be on the bed except she loves it for some reason, so now it has to stay there forever #Pickle ♥️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
1 year
I’ve been awake all night with the bastard sinus infection that’s doing the rounds. I feel as if my face has been run over by a truck. Me & Nurse Pickle have decamped to the sofa so that I can moan and snivel without keeping Ricky awake (or, hopefully infecting him)
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
My baby lettuce is growing! I showed it to Ricky & he said ‘Don’t tell me you’re going to eat Lionel? You’ve known him since he was a leaf.’ So that’s it. Just growing it as a companion now. #FarmerJaneFail
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
5 years
Me when we order a dessert to share
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
This has mainly been my view for the past 2 days as I’ve vomited my way through a stomach bug 🤮
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
WH Smiths know who the real star of the show is
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
Morning! A bit of foxy joy to start your day.
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
My ❤️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
I bought some dungarees. Definitely on one of those lists of ‘Things women over (insert random age) should never wear’. I couldn’t be happier with my purchase.
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Oh my frikken heart, Bruce! 🧡🧡😂
@dodo
The Dodo
2 years
Watch this sad shelter cat become a purring kitten with his new mom 😻
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Jane Fallon
4 years
Thinking about this little sweetheart a lot today 💔
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
My day today so far:
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Jane Fallon
3 years
I got an amazing mirror for Christmas that has a x10 magnification and now I realise I haven’t wasted the whole of lockdown doing nothing, I’ve actually been growing a rather stunning moustache and beard #Winning
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
Spending my birthday evening in Copenhagen on my own, eating pasta with Brussels sprouts, drinking a glass of Sancerre & reading a book on my phone. Couldn’t be happier. Unless Pickle was here.
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
11 months
Wow 🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
1 year
My afternoon so far. Sound up 🧡
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
It’s coming up to a year since we lost our beautiful Ollie. This is one of the last photos I took of her. The attitude in that gorgeous scrawny little body! ♥️💔
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Bit of good news …
@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
Kurt Zouma: Footballer has cats taken away by RSPCA after he was filmed kicking it
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Jane Fallon
3 years
It’s a beautiful day. Spring is coming. Things’ll get better. ♥️
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Afternoon, gorgeousses
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Jane Fallon
2 years
I think someone’s glad I’m home 🧡
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Jane Fallon
2 years
This one’s a confident little fella
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
The first time I met my beautiful girl. November 2003. 💔
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Jimmy TIB
4 years
"She gorgeous, she's beautiful." - @JaneFallon , Nov 2003, the first words she said about @myleftfang when @rickygervais brought her into the green room on Jonathan Ross show. Words that remained true for a whole lifetime. A Queen of cats, never to be forgotten.
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Jane Fallon
1 year
She ran to the sofa and did this when we walked through the front door 🧡 What a greeting 🧡🧡
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Jane Fallon
4 years
Look at his little foot on the step ❤️
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Do you think Pickle is relaxed here yet?
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Look how beautiful she is. I mean, just look at her 🧡
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Jane Fallon
3 years
My heart ❤️
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Jane Fallon
1 year
Oh my god!!! Look what they’ve put in our hotel room!!!!! 😭😭😭🐈
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Jane Fallon
9 months
Oh god, he’s got his ‘Any chance you could make me a sandwich’ face on 😩🧡🦊 #SandwichFace
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Sunday ❤️
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Jane Fallon
3 years
She’s just lying there with her little foot on my shoulder. I 🧡 her.
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Evening, gorgeousses
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
5 months
Pickle riveted watching her dad on TV
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
The end of an era! Who wants it? Like this tweet before the end of tomorrow- Tuesday- GMT & I’ll draw one name at random and send it to you.
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Evening, gorgeous
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Best present I could ever get is under our tree ♥️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
Pickle update: she’s recovering well from her little surgery. She’s eaten 2 dinners & just subjected me to one of her ultra intense 10 minute love bomb cuddles ❤️
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Jane Fallon
5 years
This has actually killed me. #HappyCrying
@dodo
The Dodo
5 years
This dog's face turned white while she spent half her life waiting at the shelter — look how HAPPY she is now! 😍 (via @OahuSPCA )
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Jane Fallon
4 years
This is the life ...
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Jane Fallon
5 years
Literally all I can see now. It makes me like it more, to be honest.
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Jane Fallon
2 years
I just took Pickle away to the country for a few days, so I could read through my first draft with no distractions. There were distractions.
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Jane Fallon
7 years
I just took Ricky a cup of tea in the bath and this is what greeted me. Normal.
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Jane Fallon
4 years
Disaster waiting to happen
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Scenes from a zoom yoga class
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Afternoon, gorgeous
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Jane Fallon
3 years
The random piece of clothing is back! #Brad #Mangylina #Minnie #MorningGorgeousses
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Jane Fallon
3 years
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Jane Fallon
11 months
Relaxing with my pet penguin
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Whatever she’s seen in there it looks pretty shocking
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Jane Fallon
4 years
Wait... what do you mean you’re only fostering me?? #Catkins ❤️
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Jane Fallon
3 years
I love this cat.
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The Dodo
3 years
Woman sets up hidden camera to find out what her cat's doing with her daughters' toys 😹
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Jane Fallon
3 years
Evening, gorgeous
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Jane Fallon
4 years
This morning’s work companion ❤️ I have written 13 words since 5.30 #FosterCat #Catkins
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Jane Fallon
3 years
It’s like she went to cuteness school ... ❤️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
My girl ♥️♥️
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The Dodo
3 years
Watch Ricky Gervais fall in love with his foster cat 😂💙 @rickygervais
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
My favourite picture from the NTAs - I love that you can see the details on my jump suit. By @RobinPopePhoto
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Evening, gorgeous
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Jane Fallon
4 years
Post workout relaxation ❤️
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
4 years
Work going well again today
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Success!
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
She’s still trying to feed them while these two cause havoc 🧡🦊🧡
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Jane Fallon
2 years
Every single morning when I go upstairs for a shower she brings her taco up and yowls for me to play on the bed with her. I 🧡her #SoundUp
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Jane Fallon
1 year
Miserable effin day so perfect for starting a new book while Pickle stares accusingly at the magpies outside
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Jane Fallon
3 years
This is my view between 12.30 and 1 every afternoon. I lie on the sofa after lunch whether I feel like a nap or not, because she waits for me to & I can’t bear to let her down #PicklesSchedule #LoveBomb ♥️
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