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Christ’s by grace, Texan by choice. *insert Texas flag here*

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@legitleavitt
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@culturaltutor The more I learn about the Bauhaus school of thought, the more I find it detestable. To view ornamentation as waste, as superfluous, is either heartless or soulless, likely both. Bring back art deco & nouveau, and classical design.
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@JoshuaPHilll Renter: *damages other people’s stuff* LL: *promises retribution* Socialists: OMGEEE THIS GUY IS SO TERRIBLE
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@LeadingReport “Perfectly safe” “Zero side affects” “Probably fine” “Slight”
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@JackPosobiec It’s always women in the audience standing and clapping enthusiastically. “Yay! We’re being further marginalized! Yaaaas! Men are better at being us that we are! Woooooo!!!”
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@legitleavitt
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@TheWapplehouse Should be fired, charged for vehicular homicide, and given no leniency.
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@AOCpressTwo Ma’am, this isn’t a train station, you don’t have to announce your departure.
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@legitleavitt
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@TellYourSonThis “I’m not romantically interested.” “How dare he look for romance.”
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@legitleavitt
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@DocStrangelove2 The face of oops.
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@MarkRuffalo @Beyond_IP “We’re shutting down the most renewable form of energy that requires the least amount of land & resources to get to a 100% renewable future!” Don’t ask what wind turbines & PV panels are made of, or how they’re disposed of. It’s not pretty, or renewable.
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@legitleavitt
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@wizards_magic Who’s that dude holding Aragorn’s sword?
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@extradeadjcb Cute lil’ burb is confused how he went from prey to pet so quickly.
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@legitleavitt
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@ReviewsPossum Few realize how much of the market isn’t driven primarily by consumer demand, but by government restrictions. Everyone I know who wants a pickup just wants a 1999 Toyota Tacoma for a decent price, but manufacturers aren’t allowed to make them.
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@marklowen @PedroZegrePenim The forced demothering of children so homosexual couples can fulfill their fantasy of being a ‘family’ is an abomination, and the fact that it’s praised is a reproach on society.
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@trackspice “I am a D1 athlete and I barely beat a random frat dude.” Not the strongest opening pitch.
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@anklebutswag @JoshuaPHilll LL: *owns the home* Renter: *don’t engage in retribution.* Even if the LL is an absolute scumbag, the only person you ultimately hurt by being a toddler is yourself. I say this as someone who’s been on both sides of the LL/Tenant relationship.
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@GrahamAllen_1 I love the comments that be like ‘but he endangered other people!’ More than the criminal pointing the gun at people? I’d say he did a superb job. Quick thinking, good shooting.
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@BobbyBroccole Or the rush on chalkboard chalk by professors when the one guy who was making it was going to retire. Thankfully he found someone to pass the business onto in time.
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@thisisfoster I for one welcome our future North and South Dakotan overlords.
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@e_fiedler Not suggesting anything, but…
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@MachinePix Please be nice to the baby robot, he’s gonna turn on us someday. 🥺
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@pearlythingz Women, do you want a husband who goes to work for you when he genuinely doesn’t want to?
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@SCMountainGoat @SallyMayweather An important detail. Any schmuck can hit a baddy once, but it takes a true marksman to land a second hit. 🔥
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@AOC @RepMTG I didn’t realize that a rules package qualified as legislation. But what do I know? I wasn’t ever a bartender.
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@EricRichards22 Bible’s clear on this too. “But if anyone does not provide for [protect] his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.” ~1 Tim 5:8 Easiest trolly problem yet.
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@TolarianCollege Magic: *race swaps a beloved character* Fans *are upset* M: “oh my gosh fix your hearts”
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@WillManidis *lowers gun* “Man I was gonna blow you away, but I wanna be a real man.” *they hug probably*
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@gunalbum Electronics IN guns are cool in Sci-fi because they... work (reliably). Not so much IRL.
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@ElijahSchaffer He’s so mad that he can’t get mad at them because they’re not white. 😂
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@Internet_TLCM I was going to say ‘They can’t even be bothered to spend 30 seconds searching for the template’ but when I searched for it, I found the original version of THIS meme, and it’s hilarious. H/T to @jfrcaron for the quality content. 🤌🏻
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@Cult_Crit The left makes me think of man striving towards lofty ideals, or pointing up to God. The right makes me think of disembodied corporations looking down on man, making man feel insignificant.
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@the_transit_guy That’s fine. You don’t need the cameras to charge people crazy fees for driving to do that. 👍🏻
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@BachelorJoker If you don’t click on the video to watch it full-height, it’s literally just her face & bust. The gaslighting in any pushback comments is massive cope. It’s hilarious.
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@simonsarris This is the kind of open space you want with your distant relatives & church folk. Very closely aligned values are necessary for this kind of communal space shared so closely to home
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@drsuffy I made a meme for this dude’s thread.
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@BowTiedRanger Seems odd to tell someone that they won’t be taken seriously because of their wardrobe… while they’re interviewing the leading presidential candidate for their own podcast. Seems like Trump is taking him seriously.
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@Babygravy9 Did she think about how privileged she is to get to stay HOME while her man goes to a job? She literally made herself a cocktail and is complaining.
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@LozzaFox Gotta take out those remaining 29, and the single bow camera on the A225. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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@OliLondonTV @TalkTV Absolutely beautiful. Genius approach, no historic buildings damaged, but those in attendance can’t ignore it.
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@infolibnews Then why aren’t they sending US money?
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@stillgray Women with this haircut are generally the most insufferable. At least it’s not also blue.
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@libsoftiktok @FortWorthISD It was a crazy moment, and I’m thankful I got to witness it in-person. I’d say ‘follow me for more content’ but hopefully I’m a one-hit-wonder and @FortWorthISD gets their act together going forward.
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@ErinInTheMorn I mean, you’re a dude, so there’s that. We used to recommend therapy & counselling for people who believed lies about themselves. Those were better days.
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@SantsPliego We know the players, but nothing is done. Only two options are possible. The govt is incapable to protect the citizens. The government wants it to happen. My money’s on the latter.
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@BjornIronSkull “Water”
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@ElijahSchaffer Perfect pitch and duration too. Dude’s a ceiling songbird master.
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@JoshLekach Agreed. Dad sounds based, but he apparently was a swing and a miss when it comes to passing his beliefs and values onto his daughters. Sad.
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@Aquaticnovena1 @ElijahSchaffer Somehow this is almost worse.
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@ClownWorld_ Why do these influencer-type girls always talk out of one side of their mouth? Did I miss a memo?
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@TomCottonAR If you believe that “the government shall be upon His shoulder”, why did you vote to fund so many things that He finds abominable?
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@reddit_lies Public transit requires a high level of social cohesion & trust. This ain’t it.
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@BGOnTheScene “We’re a sanctuary state!” *becomes sanctuary state* “Ew no not like that, NIMBY!!!”
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@DylanMAllman *walks up with threat of lawfare & a gun* "Sir can we just have a civil conversation?"
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@LibertyLockPod “Spent trillions, killed millions.” Ain’t that a slogan for the military industrial complex. 🔥
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@LakotaMan1 The 1st amendment was written for the printing press that took hours to produce a single pamphlet and then had to be distributed by horseback. Not for Twitter that allows any Tom Dick & Harry to tweet 300 times a day.
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@softyoda @goodside @OfficialLoganK Wait, so it’s not even embedded in the metadata, it’s white text on top of a white background? Incredible.
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@CarsRuinedCity I’m sorry we have so much land so we can spread out more.
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Yoooo, a concerned citizen got hauled out of a @FortWorthISD board meeting for saying ‘wiener’ as he read a review of the book Flamer, which was in #FWISD libraries. @SarahisCensored @Carlos__Turcios
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@OTerrifying With that’s guys posture and slow movements, I totally believe he’s seen a few million years. Probably insufferable to swim with. “Back in my day people didn’t even exist!” Would get real old real quick. 😄
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@micsolana @stclairashley Malicious compliance. An expected reaction. FL should fire any teachers doing it.
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Pornographic material is ‘freedom of speech’ for our kids, but indecent speech at your board meetings? @FortWorthISD
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@BasedTorba Watch this go the way of that lady in Italy. It’s like they get close to the actual levers of power and the real people pulling them say ‘let us tell you how it’s gonna be.’
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@TonyThurmond They gave you a minute like everyone else. You’re the one trying to get special treatment, which the the kind of behavior that we we all find so tiresome.
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@AdamKinzinger He didn’t blow up nord stream 2, that was your guy. Honestly every time I see tucker interacting with people I like him more.
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@EvoIutlon Ok, imma take the L on this tweet. A nose migrating from below the eyes to above the eyes is well within the realm of micro-evolution. I should read my tweets with both eyes before hitting send. 😬😄
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@DocStrangelove2 You know it’s had when the continent descended from criminals turns in their freedom.
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The year is 2027: My father-in-law is a claymation animator, he’s insanely gifted. We were in @aardman studios years ago and I asked him what it would take to make Chicken Run again. I will never forget his answer. “We can’t, we don’t even know how to make the clay” I cried.
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Aardman is running out of clay and have only got enough to make the next ‘WALLACE & GROMIT’ film. The studio that usually provides them with clay has been shut down. (Source: )
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@townhallcom “I rent so the brain damage is understandable. I have a Tesla to pay off, I can’t afford to buy an electric stove.”
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@thevivafrei “If a few variables had been changed, then my reaction would have made sense.” I mean duh, but they weren’t, so you didn’t.
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@Lead_Flinger People *attack SUV* This guy ... SUV *escapes* This guy “OOOOOOOHH OHHHHH OHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOD OH MY GOOOOOOD
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@SaraGonzalesTX @docMJP @TaylerUSA This is a phenomenal win, and should embolden conservatives further to vote with their dollars. Thank you for your work exposing this @SaraGonzalesTX .
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@AmySwearer The entire article is framed around the two homicides instead of around how the armed robbers were take out by law-abiding citizens Isn’t this the community policing the Left wants? No way the cops would have gotten there in time to do anything other than clean up.
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@iamyesyouareno Her at the end of the video.
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@dieworkwear I think Peterson is trolling you specifically at this point. 😄
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@dieworkwear Well, for what it’s worth, I’ve really enjoyed your informative posts, and your critiques of the attire of both sides of the aisle. I’m not a snappy dresser (yet), and love your deep dives on very specific details. Keep it up!
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@Huff4Congress @pearlythingz The decent of Pearl into pure misogyny has been quite the thing to watch.
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@RepThomasMassie @RepTimmons Terminated retroactively, even better.
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@mnolangray All the downsides of owning a detached house, none of the upsides.
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@ClownWorld_ “I rent, so the brain damage is understandable.”
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@9mm_smg Oooo, that last guy is edgy because he uses language. So funny. 🥴
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@GigaBasedDad Please God, let us be as based as Hungary.
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@ClownWorld_ *In his best threatening, low voice* “I am not sir.”
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@APhilosophae That’s it, we’ve officially taken globohomo too far.
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@lesiavasylenko I can’t believe our country just voted to send you fraudster’s another 100B. You’d think it would at least fund some decent photoshoots so you could up your propaganda game.
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@9mm_smg @ninaturner My company’s CEO can take a vacation for a few days and the company ‘runs’ but it doesn’t grow. That’s the point, he’s not supposed to be knee-deep in keeping things afloat, his job is growth, innovation, anticipating economic shifts, and making connections.
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@dom_lucre How could there have been a shooting? It was a gun free zone!! Didn’t the criminal know he wasn’t allowed to shoot people there??
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@mattxiv Father teaching son to competently use tools of self defense. Definitely analogous to kids watching gay strippers hump each other.
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@HateNewbuild Gru called, he wants a vacation home.
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@TRHLofficial Sure, they got in a fight and she beat her up, but... you know... did she SAY ANYTHING MEAN?
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@gayest_tone The humanities obviously didn’t teach you how the internet & memes work.
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@misha_saul “I don’t need a man, I’m a strong, independent woman.” *HVAC breaks* “Hello, sir, I need you here today, my cat is hot”
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@mixtorious1 @tan123 @GretaThunberg I don’t take my business advise from indoctrinated, emotional teens (now young adults). Give me someone who’s looked at data like @ShellenbergerMD .
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@Babygravy9 “Crime is a tool to impose a particular kind of social order” A perfect explanation for why they don’t want to reduce crime. No government wants to see a department shrink, and crime is just another department.
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@DonotInnovate @samswey @Bruno_J_Navarro Then why is everyone mad? Seems like it’s their loss, and the remaining city will have an economic & cultural explosion.
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@izurietavarea This is the thing I despise most about building codes, globohomo design, and Bauhaus.
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@ScottAdamsSays Makes you wonder why they try murderers in court? The victim’s already dead, so it’s moot, right?
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@KrisB_Brown “The US has no firearms database.” *48h after a shooting* “We know exactly when and where this firearm was purchased.” The database exists, albeit w/ a few extra steps.
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@DanCrenshawTX How about y’all just let it default and stop ALL spending until it gets cut below income. Everyone says it would be a disaster, but I don’t believe them. Might just be Y2K. And even if it is a disaster, we’re gonna have to face the piper at some point.
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@SydneyLWatson @ThePublicaNow And right after @SouthPark did their fantastic takedown of Kathleen Kennedy. 😂
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@TheLaurenChen “Men are in for a rude awakening when they find out they.more expected to provide for their families.” Has she not met conservative men? That’s like, one of the core tenants: provide & protect.
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