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@jsz0

10 months

@greentexts_bot Nintendo should give him a job as a security guard.

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8 months

@greentexts_bot Video games are just Excel spreadsheets with much better graphics.

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4 months

@AnthonyCumia I challenge anyone to watch 10 videos of nasty loud condescending black women getting arrested and not walk away a racist. It's impossible. They are not the same as us.

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2 months

@cwebbonline Covering an healing wound is dramatic effect? Trust the science huh?

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1 year

@lporiginalg In my entire life I've never asked a person in a public place to stop doing something or go move away. If I don't like the situation I move myself. Maybe this is a more sensible way of living?

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@adoggzz @RevRayCistman As a general rule black people struggle to comprehend the consequences of their actions. They react in a more primitive 'fight or flight' way.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 A++ would watch again.

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4 months

@GlomarResponder They are forcing it on you. They know you don't like it. They will give you no alternative.

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1 month

@yacineMTB Can you buy an Android phone with a regular credit card or is it EBT only?

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5 months

@anon_poaster @uncledoomer Sort of but not really. They have 7 years to take you to court and win a judgement. The civil judgement against you is valid for 5-10+ years depending on the size of the debt and they can garnish your wages. Gotta work in smaller amounts to successfully do this type of fraud.

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6 months

@ExcclesiaLatin We need robocops to take down these super predators.

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4 months

@bobpockrass Just wait till Chase finds out Larson is doing the double. He's gonna be like OMG WOW really?

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6 months

@GarbageHuman23 If a woman found out a man was having sex with zoo animals she's dump him. What a double standard.

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3 months

@brettbphoto Joey might have already passed more cars today than Halie did in her entire NXS career.

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4 months

@MKVRiscy Good. People need to learn they can't assault people because they don't like what they are saying. That's un-American. If he's making a few bucks off it in the process good for him.

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3 months

@Muhsoci0factors I wish more businesses would exercise their right to refuse service to undesirable customers. There's places I wont' even go because I don't want to stand in line next to them.

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4 months

@AnthonyCumia Hypocrites too. When their little chimps kill someone they're full of excuses and rationalizations.

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3 months

@PaulSkallas There's gonna be no way to defeat AI based productivity monitoring so I'd recommend just getting used to working a full schedule.

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1 year

@lporiginalg I'd like to see some proof this actually happened. Sounds like fan fiction to me.

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8 months

@Hadrians__Wall @lporiginalg This is the most innovative racist comment I've seen in a long time. Bravo sir.

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10 months

@HazelAppleyard_ It's psychological abuse 101. Separate your victim from their family and support systems so they have no alternative to your horrible behavior.

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9 months

@grindfacetv @Jungletography So we're supposed to have sympathy for this girl after she says she's gonna stab him and runs towards him with a knife?

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2 months

@JUSTcatmeme Have we 100% confirmed Ashley isn’t 18 yet? Asking for a friend.

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4 months

@meviriel It's the same world where people threaten to actually kill each other all the time and rarely act on it.

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10 months

@WomenPostingLs So.. we're pretending like she's wrong?

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4 months

@hartgoat Maybe they don't want their bathroom to smell like licorice and CVS brand perfume?

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1 year

@lporiginalg The first rule of bro code is don't pretend to be something you aren't.

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9 months

@HazelAppleyard_ The older I get the more I have come to realize almost all sexual fetishes are just about control and manipulation.

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3 months

@BrakeHardBlog Do not like. If anything Homestead should have just gotten a second date in the spring.

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4 months

@colin_dunlap "I wish Ricky would have pounded me that hard" -- Danica Patrick.

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6 months

@lporiginalg I'd definitely recommend an AIDS test.

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7 months

@9mm_smg Unfollow

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2 months

@CouchRacerShop RCR releasing KB to look for a new ride?

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9 months

@hausofdecline False knowledge is a classic format for telling jokes but it's difficult to pull off well because you have to sell the idea you're a character who could confidently misunderstand something.

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3 months

@Dapper_Det Thankfully nothing of any value was lost.

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4 months

@MKVRiscy Right you do it to smoke out people who are willing to commit assault over free speech. Basically the same thing pedo hunters do.

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3 months

@Muhsoci0factors Typical behavior. And somehow it's racists to point it out?

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12 days

@NASCARonNBC Harvick should have been mad at Truex not Montoya.

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2 months

@Mrgunsngear I suspect if someone did large scale DNA testing of the black community you'd find the same thing. A lot of those 'I dunno who da father be' are brothers/uncles/fathers.

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2 months

@NASCAR @JimmieJohnson Bring back Homestead as the finale. Phoenix sucks. We hates it.

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9 months

@reddit_lies If you don't appreciate a woman's body at first glance she will never take you seriously as a man. It's really that simple.

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@jsz0

8 months

@wilderpatriot These days companies don't want long tenured employees anymore because they become too powerful with experience and institutional knowledge. They make life too difficult for middle managers. Their salaries are high. They have too much vacation time. They have too many friends.

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2 months

@hippojuicefilm I hope they interrupt her funeral every 5 minutes to play an ad.

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5 months

@CrazyHubb The only thing that surprises me here is the Mom didn't start compulsively twerking halfway through it.

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1 month

@daltonleepruitt Humans were so fucked up by parasites throughout 98% of our existence this shit still strikes a unique type of fear and disgust in us.

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4 months

@hjhjhjhjh_a Why are you objectifying him based on his appearance? Isn't that...... wrong?

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@jsz0

10 months

@GarbageHuman23 Damn Lillian you gotta put a padlock on that thing.

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7 months

@SpotterBrett The foot cam was a good idea and they showed it a grand total of 1 times by my count?

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2 months

@kelseyhightower Easier said than done. In a lot of entry level positions these days a failure to 'stay in your lane' will get you in trouble with management. Especially at a bigger company that has strictly defined policies and procedures.

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@jsz0

1 year

@troonytoons If you act weird you're gonna get treated weird. This is just a basic animalistic reality of the human brain that applies to everyone. Weird make normal people uncomfortable.

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@Muhsoci0factors Definitely would. She's 'had enough of this fucking shit' hot.

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1 year

@reddit_lies Since everything on Reddit is a lie I'm guessing this is probably some Troon fantasy. They love deception.

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@jsz0

7 months

@githii I have a bacterial infection. Yeah no one is surprised honey.

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@AnthonyCumia This is how they want to live,

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@HoodFamousTV_ This is the first time in MONTHS I've even seen the name Vision Pro. I forgot that stupid shit even existed.

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@jsz0

7 months

@GarbageHuman23 mfw I find out.

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4 months

@hippojuicefilm A homely looking mid who isn't fat or objectively an awful person is pretty fucking good honestly. We need to support our mid non-fat white girls. They're doing god's work.

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2 years

@TheBabelFish1 This is exactly why I keep my children locked up in the basement at all times and will never let them outside ever again.

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11 months

@reddit_lies I can't really control my cat from pissing on the carpet but I don't have to affirm its choice to piss on the carpet.

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2 months

@NASCARonReddit @DrewDollar00 The money probably dried up. People can shit talk pay drivers / rich kids all they want but it's part of racing even at the local level.

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11 months

@lporiginalg Isn't it strange our culture has normalized and actively celebrates ass eating, body mutilation, cross dressing, hyper sexualization of children, incest, etc but men wanting to have sex with 18 year olds is problematic?

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@Trevellionaire He's not very successful tho. He hasn't won in 2 years and is about to miss the NASCAR playoffs while his team mate is about to win the regular season championship in identical cars.

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5 months

@AnthonyCumia

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11 months

@reddit_lies Testosterone may break my bones but words will always hurt me.

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8 months

@SandmanMGTOW In the social media era women are no longer pristine creatures of high value and virtue. They got the ick on them now. I imagine his is how women have always felt about most men but now it cuts both ways.

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5 months

@BIPOCracism The problem is the risk of going to jail doesn't really bother them that much. They like it in there. It's closer to their natural habitat and they love welfare in all forms. Hanging out with their 'brothers' and being cared for by the government is exactly what they want.

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7 months

@HazelAppleyard_ Every word out of their mouths is so manipulative. He says he can't enjoy reading now because they won't pretend he's woman. He suggests it's their fault he can't make friends because they won't pretend he's a woman.

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10 months

@lporiginalg Imagine if back in the landline days AT&T got to decide what you could say on the telephone. No one would have stood for that.

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6 months

@hbwriley NASCAR drivers are part of a tiny elite social club and like every other social club they want to bully and 'put into their place' newbies to maintain control. They can say all the right things in the media but everyone knows that's what it is.

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5 months

@nascarman_rr I've considered going to Pocono a bunch of times but I'm always discouraged by the photos/videos I see from the grandstands. It looks like it's super difficult to actually see most of the track?

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2 months

@A_S12 @dennyhamlin @On3sports I’m no business expert but if NASCAR covers the teams cost a why would they even need independent teams anymore?

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@hartgoat This is unfortunately what happens after decades of people pretending these ugly nasty stupid creatures are the same as us. It's just not true and no amount of fantasy is gonna change that.

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4 months

@AnthonyCumia This one needs to swing in the wind.

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8 months

@BlackFlagMatter If I paid $200 for a ticket and found out there was gonna be 50% less event I'd be furious.

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4 months

@OwenBenjamin Meanwhile white males, responsible for all problems in the world, make this type of music:

The Turtles - Happy Together [HD]

Stereo remix and remaster using the multitracks available online. Hope you enjoy!

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5 months

@AnthonyCumia It's certainly easy to see how people in olden times concluded they were more similar to farm animals than humans.

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10 months

@WTNH Why does Blumenthal care more about X advertisers than free speech?

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2 months

@xxclusionary The complete archives of West Point News are available on including 11 results for 'horse semen' but they are behind a paywall.

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@LASTCARonBROCK If you go back and watch the broadcast FOX actually played a pre-recorded clip of heavy rain right before the race got called. I think they were trying to trick people into thinking it was still raining.

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7 months

@GarbageHuman23 How does this compare to 1863 prices?

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23 days

@AnthonyCumia Black people are too stupid to not shit where they live. They're making their own lives worse as usual. In my 98% white town nothing is locked up.

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2 months

@cwebbonline Band-Aids need a relatively flat surface to attach. They don't work on ears. Source: I've cut my ear shaving before.

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4 months

@GarbageHuman23 With these people it's always what can you do for ME. What can I take from YOU.

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5 months

@SafRimmons @anon_poaster @uncledoomer Under $2k is a safe bet but even up to $5k a lot of big banks wont' bother with especially if they don't know where you live and can't serve you papers.

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3 months

@DiegoxAlv Though it looks residential it wouldn't surprise me if that building is part of the track facility.

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6 months

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 At least he's stealing without committing violence. For them that's actually a pretty huge achievement.

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10 months

@troonytoons @Earth_Updates When they was asking for gay rights 'fuck me or you're a biggot' was never part of the conversation.

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1 year

@lporiginalg Women are so jealous of how easy it is for men to find happiness.

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10 months

@WTNH But wait if electric cars are so good why does the government have to do anything to help sell more of them?

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4 months

@bobpockrass Every picture of a dry track I see makes me more angry.

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5 months

@scottiev @YosephHaddad You're not gonna have kids very long if you teach them to run up on cops while they are arresting someone.

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@jsz0

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@Muhsoci0factors In white culture being honest and not stealing earns you the respect of your peers. It's the exact opposite in black culture. If you don't lie and steal you're considered a 'bitch as niga' and your peers will see you as a weak loser.

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9 months

@memeticsisyphus Chirp Chirp

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4 months

@mearn They'd rather people be talking about the waiver than the huge blunder that ended the Coke 600.

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2 months

@Muhsoci0factors They do tend to get aggressive at feeding time.

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@PPC4Liberty Yes and I'm definitely saying THE WORD while I do it.

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3 months

@Dapper_Det Haven't heard anything about this in the mainstream media. I'm guessing the shooters were black? Doesn't fit the narrative so they won't talk about it.

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@WTNH Why don't they civilly sue the individuals who don't pay their bills like every other company does? This is such a scam rip off fraud it doesn't even make sense legally.

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@BarrVisuals He's entitled to his opinions and his opinions are just as valid as yours.

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