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Autistic - Desister - Average Human Female - Agent #43839 - For Submissions/Help, DM @AppleyardHazel_

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Joined July 2020
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Fill in the blanks: If tr&ns women are women, then _____ are _____. I’ll go first. If tr&ns women are women, then urinal cakes are cakes.
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Yoooo she is so based. I wish I was confident enough to be able to just drop a 2 year relationship at the first sign of major red flag like this! 🚩
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LMFAOOOOO. THIS IS *SO* FUNNY. Well played, mom. Well played. 😂😂
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The psych ward.
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Except they literally are. And don’t call me birthing person.
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Is g00gle even serious rn 💀
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You can’t make it up. 😂
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I guess you’re never getting accepted then. Simple as that.
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3 months
It. Is. The. Same. Thing.
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L!beral women be like
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Urinal cakes are cakes by definition. It’s literally in the name. Were you dropped on the head as a child or what? Eat up, lads.
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More of this would be nice. 😂
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1 month
The tolerant left.
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2 months
Thank God indeed! Save the tomboys!
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3 months
I really hate these people. Leave that baby alone.
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Lmao what is this
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She’s untouchable 😂🔥
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2 months
So @PlanetFitness banned a woman because she took a photo of this “tr&ns woman” in the female changing rooms. I’m far from the only person tweeting about this, but I want to contribute to the people letting Planet Fitness know we won’t tolerate this anymore. Make him famous ⬇️
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2 months
She just keeps dropping these epic truths 😂🔥
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Let’s help our friends out by respecting their wishes and keeping them visible all day long!
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I love when men get called men by literal children and they go home and cry about it 😂😂
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Another banger from @jk_rowling 🤣
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HAAAHAHAHA. 😂
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Just a friendly reminder. 🫡
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Happy #TransVisibilityDay ! Do your bit by sharing this post to make this lovely lady very visible on this special day!
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The stup!dest 💩 I’ve ever heard in my life.
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2 months
This is gonna be even more quotable than “after all this time?” “always.”
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3 months
Explain that one, lads.
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Quite.
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2 months
Sir, please. You have IBS. 😭
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1 month
Jail.
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Our @jk_rowling gets more based every day.
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We’re cancelling @PlanetFitness . Men don’t belong in women’s changing rooms.
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This is hilarious. Huge w for the OP.
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I really can’t. Can anyone help me out?
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100% fantastic news. 🗞️
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Rightly so.
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lmao
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Am I completely evil for laughing?
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Standard female behaviour, right? 🙄
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No one cares.
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No. They’re men.
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lol yep 🤭
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“You’re a feminist. Shouldn’t you be able to tell me what a woman is?” “Why does it matter?” 🤡
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Imagine being this loud and this wrong. 😂
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Happy trans day of visibility! Share this to honour their wishes and keep them visible all day long!
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Dear men of the world. Do not fall for the lie that you can ever become a woman. Do not get this surgery. You will stink like 💩. You’re welcome.
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Since the police have now confirmed that it is okay to do so, I just wanted to say… India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India…
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Based and accurate.
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Still a man.
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LMFAOOOOOOO
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An accurate representation of “tr&ns rights”.
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LMAO
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That’s what you are, sir. The sooner you come to accept it, the easier your life will be.
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With autogyneph!l!a !!!
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I’m officially posting every single meme of this quote that I see. Expect to see it a lot.
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This person is actually openly accusing @jk_rowling of s-xually touching her as a child. Wouldn’t wanna be this person when Jo’s lawyers get in touch.
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Truth. 😂
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9/10.
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SHE TOLD HIS MOTHER LOL
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Quite. I live in reality and don’t affirm delus!ons.
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Let’s keep these loving, kind people in the spotlight all day long!
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Being a woman: - Skin incredibly smooth - Smelling like a girl - Crying fits - B00bs - Not able to think analytically - Thinking feels bland
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I can’t disagree really…
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4 months
This is absolutely brilliant. Watch it all the way through. Huge mic drop moment. Who is this?
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This should have never been allowed in civilized society.
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Lmao accurate
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We’ve all seen the post-surgery photos. Are we surprised?
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Facts. And no. They should not.
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2 months
This meme is very relevant. 😂
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HOW IS THIS WOMAN SO FUNNY
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Where’s the lie though? 😆
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And urinal cakes are cakes, it’s in the name.
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Holy sheeeeeiiiitttttt.
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This… has left me without words. This is evil. True evil. This should never, ever be normalised. Never. Hug your daughters close and tell them they’re perfect just the way they are.
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Average l!beral mom.
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Share this post every time it appears on your feed lol
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Best. JK quote. EVER.
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The most based @piersmorgan moment. 😂 “Why can’t I identify as a black l3sbian?” I will share this until I 🪦.
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LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS. A TR&NS PERSONS PARTNER CAME OUT AS TR&NS TOO AND NOW THEY’RE FREAKING OUT 😂😂
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This is what they’re doing to mentally ill and/or autistic girls. Some of them too young to make this decision. This is what’s left of her arm after flesh was taken to construct a useless, non-functional 🍆. These surgeries are barbarism. If you’re still on the fence about this…
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YES, QUEEN. @salltweets says NO to COMPELLED SPEECH in court. 🔥 #IStandWithSallGrover
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I love her sm.
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New JKR quote just dropped.
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Public Service Announcement:
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@strawbearyblush I couldn’t even tell which lady he was insulting because you’re both lovely. 🤷‍♀️
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Divorce him. Immediately.
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The lack of self awareness is utterly astounding.
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Miserable, cheating little man.
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This is an old post but it shows the very shocking, blunt reality of the effects of pub3rty blockers on boys. C&str&ted and depressed with absolutely no s-xual function. End this practice. Worldwide.
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Let’s do them the courtesy of keeping them visible!
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Good riddance. That word makes my skin crawl.
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BREAKING NEWS: G&y men not interested in women. More at 6.
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It’s the Hagrid beard for me 😂😂
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2 months
100%. Not everyone believes in your ideology, and you cannot force us to comply.
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2 months
Aye.
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Lmao. Do you know who it’s supposed to be? 🤭
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Things women say, totally definitely a woman, nothing manly about this at all. Absolutely d!sgusting 🤮
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