Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah Twitter profile

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

#100DaysOfCode Road to FAANG. DAY 1 - Setup VSCode. Got tired. Will continue tomorrow

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 months

Listening to your partner talk on a work video call will have you wondering which stranger is talking. Suddenly she is eloquent, making decisions, assertively saying NO to requests, assigning people tasks and giving updates. But when she is around u, she is just a helpless girl

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

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I was also a CEO at just 11 when the teacher yelled "Waigoko and his "company" please come forward" after we made noise in class

Robinson Honour

@honour_can_code

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Started programming at 12, CEO at 17,Over 15 languages across Web2, Web3, Game dev and Robotics mastered Just 18 years old🤲

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And when they no longer like you they stop acting childish and start behaving like HR

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

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In her meetings, she throws jargon like "let's not boil the ocean and focus on the low-hanging fruits, I need actionable points to present to the board." Yet when you go out to a restaurant she can't choose a meal

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

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And when she is around you her brain stops thinking, you and her use your own brain. She will have a masters degree in computer science and your degree is in journalism but still ask you "Babe how does ChatGPT/Docker work?

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 months

This is why @Osama_otero said you go for corporate women. Mkikosana ajaribu kupost mabeshte wake will be like "Surely Maggie, how could you sleep with fundi wa TV?" And then she just cries to her girlies ma kesi iishe

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Kuteremshana na watu hawana akili never ends well 😂😂😂😂

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

What's stopping Kipchoge from learning how to code and creating scalable Microservices like I do?

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@beebree0

2 years

Men, whats stopping you from being like Kipchoge?

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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8 months

Huwezi penda dem kama huyu kama unadislike bendera people. Utakuwa unaambiwa "babe I want us to checkout this live show." Then unapelekwa exclusive location huko Westie na show ni men in heels and female clothes dancing.

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My type fr 😩

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

Manager ameshare screen tukiwa video meeting na kitu ya kwanza tumeona ni yeye akiapply job kwa different company

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

11 months

Our education system is in the pits yet tunafanyia students wa majuu their assignments and exams. Our degree holders write masters and PhD research n thesis 4 majuu students If the edu system is the issue, why don't we see stats of vacant jobs due to lack of qualified graduates?

TurboDiesel

@alexmwanzo

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Btw education system ya unis in kenya huwa the pits thats why unemployment rate huwa uko juu bana we arent market ready for shit especially stem

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

@Osama_otero Natafuta mwingine

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

11 months

Tech bro will take a lady to the club, buy her drinks then ignore her and argue about Kubernetes with his friends

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@Osama_otero @osoroKE Python you say

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

Those @Amerix Voice chats on Telegram are so insightful. Someone has to be a fool to be mad at someone following those teachings. He can easily turn them into podcasts

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

A thread on a history of Ann Waiguru suing people for defarmation #IstandWithKingKaka 1. AUGUST 27, 2015 - She sues Google to reveal the identity of the owner of The daily post blog

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

5 months

Nilifundishwa behavioural interview techniques na dem nilikuwa nakatia. Before that I had no idea wtf STAR technique was. Aced my next 2 interviews. So yes, dating the right person can influence how things go for you

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

2 years ago at a time like this I was getting job rejectictions every 3 days Now I just had a team in a well known global company show me all the cool unreleased tech they are working on just to convince me to join them

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@MDCCXXIV @jo_iikhs @_Bonga your***

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@jamrick_ Hapo GTC Towers, 20th floor ya one of the towers. Yeye ni interior architect, alidanganya security Ati mimi ni fundi na tunaenda Site Visit. Nikampiga Nyundo na Misumari kama ameshikilia glass tukiangalia Super Metro zikipita Waiyaki way.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

1 year

Fuel is currently too expensive for you to drive all the way to the office just to say "nothing from my end" in a meeting. ~My PM

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

8 months

If AWS starts mass hiring then Waiyaki Way watalia sana. They have the highest number of AWS trained devs in Kenya with real world production experience

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

@kibee Wagyu cows huambiwa words of affirmation every morning: -Mukami you look beautiful today -Wangombe your abs are making Mukami go Moomoo -We feel so lucky to have you as our cows - You look so beautiful and I love your hide - I love when you moo like that

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

I work in a team where everyone drives a German car, then there is me, walking like a Wildebeest

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2 years

Techies 🤝 Buying Mercedes

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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20 days

Kenyan Techies While we are focused on Finance Bill, HR Owalo has found a way to sneak back in the ICT Practitioners Bill.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

1 month

@nasxfiddy @scubaryan_ Quavo missed out a hella of money on fans buying merchandise

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

@RabbitTheKing Before you listen to King Kaka, remember that in the world's top ten richest list, only 2 don't have a degree and those 2 dropped out of Harvard. The rest have degrees. Meaning 80% of the top richest 10 have degrees.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

everyone is focussing on FAANG companies but past few months lots of global have been hiring aggressively in Kenya and are paying FAANG level of Salaries. Companies like Aza Finance, Acronis are really paying well, and they have loads of opportunities for Kenyans

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2 years

Google’s new Product Development Center will poach even more engineers from Saf 😫

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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3 months

@rozzykanyua I usually make my juniors lead meetings if they are nervous. I only interrupt to protect them when someone tries to go hard on them

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 months

Yes there is nothing good at JKIA - KRA agents harras u on arrival - Swiss port agents harras you on departure - you get rained on leaving/arriving at the terminal - cops harras your cab driver - u can easily miss your flights due to the long lines @ security check n immigration

KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H

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I don’t think our forefathers and my predecessors were mediocre . I believe they did what they could in the circumstances. When Mzee Jomo Kenyatta commissioned that airport in 1978 he must have looked at what he had made and it was very good. That’s what has served us for those

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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@RealJaguarKenya Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think with such thinking you owe it an apology

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 months

Hii kitu ukiipelekea kiherehere yako ya Mizinga ya Nairobi you will see dust

DHOLUO DICTIONARY , PhD

@Thriving_luos

3 months

From UGENYA with love

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@droid254

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

5 years

Manu Chandaria only dated for 64 years and the babe was already pressuring him for a wedding. what happened to dating for 70 years before getting married rule? Girls are sometimes dramatic, SMH

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

5 months

Jeff Bezos was give $300k by his parents to start Amazon Zuckerberg's parents hired a private tutor to teach him code Bill Gates got a deal with IBM because his mom was on same board with IBM chairman Being raised in poverty will have you 100 steps behind those raised rich

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@eduzmi fathers do a lot for their kids na saa hizo unapata mtu Twitter anasema how their father never loved them juu hakuwa nyumbani na pengine the father was starving huko kazini to save every penny for them.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

1 month

Company ilipe Employee PAYE, VAT, Capital Gains tax, corporation tax, exercise duty, turnover tax, Housing Fund na bado wasaidiane yet the people they pay these tax to are not doing anything?

Wíra ni Wíra

@Uhurunomics

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If you are wondering why Corporates are not coming out to help...most Companies in Kenya are now filled up with Simp CEO'S who care about nothing apart from themselves.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@collinsgoodman1 @pizzahmwitu @Larry_Memes My sister once told me "One day Somebody will believe in you and give you a chance, But that person will never find you if you give up" That's what drives me everyday to keep pushing even when things don't work out

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

Girls usually have the most hilarious fake deep quotes after a Photoshoot. They be like "Cows don't fly with eagles. I love the woman I am becoming, I was always shy about my Appendix and conscious about my pelvic girdle after being told they are not beautiful....."

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@BahatiKenya heri nisikie wivu

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

1 year

@Kimuzi_ Huku Rongai we don't regret leaving Kenia

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

Nitaongeza 10k then nilipie hizi certifications: 1. Google Cloud Professional Data Engineer - 20k 2. Microsoft Azure Administrator Associate - 8k 3. Microsoft Azure Data Engineer Associate - 16k 4. Microsoft Azure Solutions Architect Expert - 16k pesa itarudi in 1 month

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

4 years

Ukipewa 50,000 saa hii kitu gani unaeza buy nayo apart from coffee?

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

6 years

Kidogo kidogo mtaona Anita Nderu kwa article ya BBC akiongea about Cyber Bullying halafu awekwe brand ambassador wa Instagram juu in Twitter people get bullied a lot

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 months

The goal is to marry a lady who is such a big shot in her line of work that you dont even bother taking her pics since the media does it for you for free. Big Flex if you ask me

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@DavidNdii

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I date this babe. Exclusively.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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6 years

#WakianikaTunafunika here we go

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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3 years

@ItsChanzu @_bigzoo Ongeza 37 tukuite Yesu

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@HNNAfrica Kama huna pesa ya fare basi Kaa na mama yako

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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@cashykarimi @KHALIGRAPH But you earlier said that is your private life, saa hizi umeamua utuambie

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

5 years

@_ozzilla bro, do you need a lion as a pet? Mine just gave birth and I need to sell the cubs. Also, cash app me some dollars, my Treehouse needs a patch before the winter kicks in

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@Japidaxer @Kianangih Wewe chapa kazi, pengine alikuwa anaangalia mboga imekwama kwa meno after umetoka kibandaski

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@Osama_otero Microsoft hulipwa 80k a month, endeni huko source: Jaba

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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Utapata kuna mtu wa Wash Wash amejilipia Ticket ya Atlanta akapiga picha na Ruto huko. 2 months from now some victim atakapitia

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@roomthinker @droid254 Most roast maize sellers huwa NIS or DCI. Ever wondered why Kanjo never arrest them and they always have fresh maize supply everyday?

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

1 year

@cheruiyotkb Getting money requires taking risks and putting yourself out there. Keeping money however is opposite; requires humility and frugality

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@podcastbai @hiphophenry Why do you people discriminate "Nothing" like it doesn't matter?

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@jrobah

2 years

@jamrick_ Wewe pia acha kuweka siasa kwa roho. Weka kwa lungs

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

1 year

Jaba stories. Rich people wear expensive simple looking clothes from brands you have never heard of, like a €1700 Cashmere Shirt from Loro Piana, $11000 Brioni Brunico suit, $15000 Hermes Kelly bag that will not be sold 2 u even if u have the money, not unless you r influential

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@Osama_otero imenti wanakubaliana na hii maneno? @fesykitonga

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@osoroKE Best experience, they give you their cat with all their heart, they love cooking for you, they will take you out on dates sometimes, they speak their minds. 100% will recomend

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

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@Blockest my man ukiambiwa the following words: "Nitakushow", "tutapanga", "tutaona", "ngojea nitakuambia"... These words mean that you will meet in the future impossible tense. Heri uchukue tu vaseline na unyonge monkey

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

@CollinsKaranja3 Niliwahi sikiza album ya Young Thug bwana just for a drop of cooch. Imagine kusikiza mumble rap for 1 hour

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@its_Wesh_ @Hoon1gvn You send a risky text thinking she will reply ewww, then she replies with a riskier one and now you are stranded

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@sonnmuthoni Hello Daisy, Waigoko here for Tuko news. I am writing an article about "Things that never happened, but people tweeted them for clout" and would love to include your tweet. Do you mind if I DM'd you and asked you a few questions for the article? Regards, Waigoko.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 months

Even a billionaire like Zuckerberg is raising cattle in a farm for his own consumption but you an internet busybody think you know how people should better spend their time and money

Rufas Kamau ⚡

@RufasKe

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It saddens me to see people describing the Kenyan dream as having a home in a rural area with livestock, a farm, a farm truck, a family car, and a small local business such as a hardware or bar. We need to dream higher, aspire to be better, do better, and make a big impact.

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4 years

@Nymahsemoh_ Kevlan was just about to nut on them thighs but sasa umecockblock

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@jrobah

4 years

@LordGichohi @Osama_otero Only legends remember when Wanja used to write for Capital FM and use this picture. When Capital realized that she is a catfish they deleted all her articles yet she had the best column on their site.

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@jrobah

5 years

@Abstruse @sprry @gaileyfrey 😂 😂 😂 😂 I will use this line on someone next time

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@jrobah

2 years

@SakajaJohnson @NicKanali @PoliceKE iko wapi picha inaonyesha you met? kama hakuna hizi ni story za jaba unatushow

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

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These year I have been to clubs a total of 5 times and 4 out of those ladies have been approaching and hitting on me. Yesternight was even funnier with her giving me her number and saying "dont forget to call me, mimi ni mkamba" Hii soko mpya sielewi but I'm liking it.

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@jrobah

4 years

The students reported a bug but @NCBABankKenya called the police on them. This is one weird story

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

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JKUAT students charged with hacking bank

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

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@franky_kilungu @Shad_khalif They spent all their childhood working and not playing with other kids...

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

@RealFZA The funniest bit is when Amerix said that men with Potbellies have too much estrogen hence are always confrontational and behave like women..... guess David Ndii just proved him right

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@Kingmwang1 @CisNyakundy

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@sheilakiguta_ what a nag, I should be nibbling and nailing her then nutting on her

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@jrobah

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@pharis_kariuki @SheilaLMaina 😂😂😂 hii kitu niliambiwa for some product juu nilivaa viatu zimechapa na faded jeans, nilienda next shop bought it then nikarudi nikamringia like the petty person I am

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@jrobah

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@droid254 Matiangi would never allow some nonsense. Soprano guy naye ameshindwa na kupeana passports so ni kama we are in for a long ride

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

5 months

Dates I want to do but my women are unwilling: - KICC rooftop - ice cream picnic at Uhuru Park - visit National archives - picnic at Uhuru Gardens - mitumba shopping at Toi and Gikosh - chipo/kuku at Sonford

Dr Branice Munyasa

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You can stand on top of KICC and see the whole of Nairobi 🙂 so don’t. Feel bad guys 😅

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5 years

vile Chokoraa Twitter husaidiana na mistari

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@jrobah

3 months

This is so expensive. Just create an account on Twilio Get a phone number for any country from them for like 1.15usd a month Use it to receive SMS for like $0.0079 per SMS sent All from the comfort of your laptop

khalif kairo

@KhalifKairo

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Mtu ameniuliza unatoa wapi foreign simcard? Shenzi sana. Lipa flight ya dubai , 40-50K , visa is 14K , fika Dubai , nunua simcard ya etisalat using your passport, use the two days to set up a remote task account and come back to Kenya. Biashara inataka investment😁

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@jrobah

2 years

To avoid your safaricom sim from being swapped be on postpay or if on prepaid dial *100*100# to block Swap by agents. However if you block Swap by agents, you have to physically go to Safaricom shop to swap your line

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

2 years

On that Sim swap story. Here is what friend had to share. There are three ways of doing it. First trick, you receive a call from a number claiming to be zuku care, in most cases the number Begins with 020- (most people think those are usually official company numbers..

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@jrobah

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What happens when your pal switches off their laptop or there is blackout or maybe wifi goes off? I would pay for AWs workspace and select region as US. Or pay for server on AWS/Azure/GCP with region set as US then use RDP to login. Easily takes care of the issues above

Dye Data

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buy a laptop for your US pal. tell him/her to create a remotasks with it. tell them to install anydesk/rdp so that you can operate that computer from kenya. this method doesnt need a proxy/vpn because your comp is physically in US. one of very many ways to kill a rat.

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@jrobah

1 year

@Carnage4Life someone said Gavin Nelson did a better layoff

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@jrobah

4 years

No, I am not. I did not kill Patrice Lumumba or Keep Mobutu in power. The CIA did, stop blaming me for the mistakes of the CIA.

Droid

@droid254

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We are all responsible for this 💔

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@yunise_murray @Kate_Sewe nikitembelea my jaruo friends huko Homabay, a whole week tutakuwa tunakula mbuta, tede, ngege, kamongo, fulu, obambo, mumi depending na mood. To be fair huko home Kiambu minji haikosi daily

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@jrobah

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@sassy_njeri wewe hata hujielewi

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@shashel_k @jomoAndy ukioa sasa ongeza school fees, gas kuisha every month, diapers, TV mpya every 4 months juu jayden anavunja

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@jrobah

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@Osama_otero Hapo Alchemist na dem wa Mayolo. Aliniambia "I hope you know we are going back to my place after this" Ilibidi nipige mechi kama 2011 Messi other wise ningechomea all Kenyan men

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@jrobah

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Tech interviews haitaki kiherehere.. Ukiulizwa "have you used docker?" Unajibu tu yes na kunyamaza, ukiongeza vile umetumia Kubernetes then unaulizwa what is etcd na sasa huwezi jibu

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@jrobah

4 years

@PluiePortland @JLownLaw @msingerx @Ancientbob Reagan has to be the most racist president in modern us history after Trump

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@jrobah

2 years

Tech is crazy: You manager might be younger than you, then you might be interviewing someone with a masters degree while you are a college undergrad dropout

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@jrobah

10 months

@_adomAsante @ItsKyuleNgao @AfricaFactsZone As a kenyan, I can confirm that he used to smoke expired weed, please note that other kenyans don't support his sentiments

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@jrobah

5 years

@_Neemah @sophiaofficiaI @fred_beatrice we dont care

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@jrobah

3 years

@SiriStudioAnita @maktejah_ A law degree will take you 3-4 years to be done. You can either choose to be a 35-year-old with a law degree or a 35-year-old without a law degree.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@Kalasinga_ Because we run multiple programs all at once. Using multiple monitors reduces the need for switching. Eg: 1. IDE(s) and code editors 2. Shell(s) 3. Browser or Emulator for test 4. Browser for documentation/Stackoverflow 5. Chat/video app/email 6. Postman 7. Note taking app

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@jrobah

3 months

Throat goat saying she nolonger want a casual fling and now wants something serious hurts more than CR7 loosing 2 Morocco in WorldCup quarters Its like when your star employee demands a salary renegotiation. U just know that recruiters of bigger companies r in their LinkedIn DMs

Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

4 months

Losing a throat goat is worse than losing a faithful girl.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

9 months

Umewahi jaribu kutafuta kazi ukiwa na kazi na bado unashindwa kupata? Now imagine mtu hana kazi. So Stop judging jobless people like they are not trying.

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

@leriwanka @ItsJeffreyJeff Pengine ni Prude in the streets and baddie in the sheets

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

Hello Guys, My pal Senior Counsel @OsamaOtero is a lawyer who can help with all your Twitter Litigation needs. He is even better than @OmbetaC

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

2 years

In a club and these guys are talking about AWS and Kubernetes and I feel like joining their table we argue

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 years

@Vocal_Opinions @PopFactions Explain to me like I'm 5 why Rihanna needs an id to get into a club

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

4 years

@joellytottila @tl_chaos OnyFam

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Waigoko Kimengemenge

@jrobah

3 months

It was called Keg and the government made it unaffordable by raising taxes on it

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

3 months

The government is now seeking partnerships with liquor manufacturers to produce low-cost alcoholic drinks that have the potency the market needs, but at affordable prices.

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