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Half man-Half amazing . Co-Founder/COO #SpaceYaMagari . @Tajiriwangu Ambassador alex @spaceyamagari .com

Nairobi
Joined July 2021
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@alexmwanzo
TurboDiesel
3 days
Ahhh @VillageMarket , they just hosted their Autoshow and here are my thoughts - let’s start from the top This was their first ever motorshow, -they have been planning this since Covid season They slotted their rooftop parking for these The likes location check Vibe check…
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TurboDiesel
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He has embarrased the entire political class tbh .
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FearBuck
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holy shit mrbeast just built a 100 wells in africa
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TurboDiesel
10 months
Driving a 30m GR LC and a convoy of 8 other cars worth atleast 6m each to launch a mabati police station using a rough road to access it is the epitome of opium Bana 🤣🤣🤣
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
10 months
Interior CS Kithure Kindiki officially opens Kiserian Police Station in Kajiado North
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TurboDiesel
8 months
Not to sound rude you cant set up an online shop then ask us to DM for prices it annoying
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2 years
I like the direction Kenyan restorers are going .
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Chapo beef doesn’t slap as chapo beans . I said it
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Mercy Nicky
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Mko?😋😋😋
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2 years
Ukiona mdems ameeka leaves kwa water bottle lita ka mbili na mawaru n cucumber . Uyo ndio mtiaji kwa ofisi.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
There’s a restaurant apo kando ya Jamia called green -I forget the other name unalipa 300 unapewa fish fingers kama 2kg na chipo Bana long live the place. Their juice also slaps diab
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TurboDiesel
2 years
There’s a surge of insecurity in Nairobi man Siet.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
A 16 year old in kenya can not legally drive. A 16 year old in kenya has endless homework.
@Reuters
Reuters
2 years
A 16-year-old schoolboy landed his small plane in Kenya's capital, Nairobi, in a quest to become the youngest person to fly around the world solo
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2 years
See this car. . You see the red car? This is the same car. @mutindah sema Ngwe ni angushe thread. Why do we love old cars? Because you can create magic from anything
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2 years
Hahaha aka kanadhani katakuwa tu handsome alafu nii ivo my friend lazma upige kazi. Start them young
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TurboDiesel
6 months
@RealAves It's 2023 bro Africans can't even build toilets with government money
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Every manual nairobi car owner worst fear.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
There’s something that white people know about prado 95 that we don’t. Our office block has 8 of them. All diesel .
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TurboDiesel
8 months
Not to brag but dammmnn I’ve done abit
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TurboDiesel
2 years
I am now convinced that the expressway outlets are badly designed coz what the fuck Bana
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TurboDiesel
2 months
Where that red pickup is parked is where I lost a girl back in 2014 when I was a student The guy I lost the girl to also gave me 2000 and he said ‘We enda home na usome kwa bidii’ I was in uni then
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
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Hii club kwan haikufi? Acha tuchape sherehe huku
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2 years
Wow someone is growing weed using hydroponics and growlights indoors give that person a job he can fix our food problem
@NPSOfficial_KE
National Police Service-Kenya
2 years
A RENTAL HOUSE FOR BHANG CULTIVATION BUSTED IN ELDORET Yesterday, the National Police Service officers conducted a successful intelligence led operation at a residence within Elgon View Estate in Eldoret Township.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Io mafuta Iko kwa io nyama unaeza enda nayo naivasha na urudi
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1 year
If this was a church tungetii
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Ragıp Soylu
1 year
One building standing in Kahramanmaras: The Chamber of Civil Engineers
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TurboDiesel
11 months
My prado just passed me . I call my bro about it and he says it's him. I wouldn't normally have a problem with it except it's carrying women. Who have their necks stuckout the sunroof with brown liquids in plastic cups. Ditched it coz I can't afford fuel He is 18.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
It would be nice is we co exist like this
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TurboDiesel
4 months
Imebaki tu usulubishwe
@Maua_scents
MAUA🌹 scents
4 months
Late lunch Cook for your men or I do 😍
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TurboDiesel
2 years
At what point is a car not salvageable? Coz whueee
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TurboDiesel
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My wife is travelling about 1000kms on her bike this weekend and am super proud of that woman bwana Siet. I’d marry her twice I hope anyeshewe kidogo though 😍😍
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Bro if you are having a hard time kindly call me we talk about it chapo n fish is one combo that never combos
@_ClassicBooks_
Classic Books 🇰🇪
1 year
Sundays are for outings 🤭
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TurboDiesel
8 months
If you have to photograph money you don’t have enough .
@NimuKiarie
Jaber is Jaber
8 months
Nikama deals zimeivana…Mkoo??
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TurboDiesel
6 months
I am certain this dam liners can’t be thaaat expensive all the prados and flights being taken by north leaders can afford a bunch of this atleast in every village or location
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Nmeona payslip ya msee flani (he can buy a gti every month .and the guy cycles to work. Kwani niko nchi gani?
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Stop Whatsapp audio calling someone in the same country .
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Imagine going to the best schools to come back guard your dad
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
1 year
Regal, poised, and powerful: Kagame’s son joins Presidential security detail
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TurboDiesel
10 months
You have money to print pillows but marking the road at east gate on the bypass to utawala hakuna.? Or maybe you are happy leaving a gaping trench at mombasa road section apo GM between the expressway and the main msa road. Shame on you
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Can’t argue with facts
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Mdems akivaa ivi courtini you just about to lose some shit
@K24Tv
K24 TV
2 years
Lilian Ng’ang’a wins property case against governor Mutua
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Bro kwani io coke ulibuy nakumatt kabla ifungwe
@WaPishori
Wairimu Wa Pishori 🌾🍚
1 year
Shall we
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Man ukibeba omena for office lunch kindly ngoja sisi wa chapo beef tumicrowave kwanza - no way am having chapo smelling like baby fish
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TurboDiesel
11 months
Maybe am speaking from a point of poverty but ile kahawa huzungushwa na wale mamorio hutembea kwa magarage na tumandas huslap kuliko za those high* end coffee shops.
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TurboDiesel
11 months
Just shut up for fuck sake Always making it about you when women and girls in nairobi are struggling to get basics,maternal deaths in the rise in this town But no you remember when you were taken for a ride sitting there as a navigator doing nothing Just like your position in gov
@EstherPassaris
Esther Muthoni Passaris
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“This thing is madness. Crazy. Bad.” Took me through memory lane when Patrick Njiru took me on a short spin. This was total insanity. I can’t imagine the adrenaline @WilliamsRuto experience. The security team needs urgent debriefing 😂.
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TurboDiesel
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So I've had a Prado 120 for 4 years now. Then a year ago I bought another one coz one isn't enough. One is petrol an the other is diesel. I will talk about the diesel (black one) as it's my daily. I bought it for 300k off my dad's friend with a faulty engine everything else workd
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TurboDiesel
8 months
Women dress like this n none of the pockets have money to pay for lunch
@Mkaguu
Muyu🩷🤍🩷🤍
8 months
What I need
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TurboDiesel
4 months
A whole country cooking ugali mayai is a beautiful unifying factor bwana ombachi for president
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TurboDiesel
1 year
A car is an asset. Through cars ,you make friends/networks Through cars ,there’s freedom to wake up in nairobi have lunch in isiolo and see your forlks in Mogotio. just lower your window put some nice music and see what it does to your mental state. This are just facts.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Even @redbull can’t resist smokie pasua
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TurboDiesel
3 years
It's a weekend I know I owe you gang a thread. Unfortunately for the 2-3 weeks I won't be as active because. Me n gaidi welcomed our first baby Say hallo to the new dad in town. Atleast mtu wa kushiks spanner n kunimulikia amekuja.
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Iko babes aliniwacha akaendea some rich boy . Hahahahaa jokes on them juu sai walihamia nanyuki on some nice property with views of the mountain and horses naonanga tu status mapenzi hodari. Na Mimi Niko utawala. Mlidhani alienda kuteseka? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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TurboDiesel
3 years
Let me tell you a secret most car owners will never tell you .. That thing is therapy. If you have a bad day you take it out for a spin just alone. Windows down slow music the world stops . And if it has a turbo/supercharger you listen to that engine squeezing power. Bliss.
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1 year
Bill ya 1m NHIF inalipa 8K. I've paid for it religiously for the last 8 years. Naaahhh man. Iko shida
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TurboDiesel
2 years
If you ever get a chance to leave this God forsaken country please do. It has completely gone to the dogs. Left a meeting where someone was setup a proper manufacturing business to employ about 5k guys and some people want kickbacks of 20% of his investment
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Mombasa has houses. Your house doesn't have Mombasa. Kaende kaende
@Dreymwangi
drey
2 years
Niende Mombasa ama nilipe rent
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TurboDiesel
3 months
I just know you are in HR
@ItsChanzu
Sun Tzu
3 months
Who knows where I can get this?
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Life threatening injuries
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TurboDiesel
10 months
Unafanya nini londiani?
@NewtonOmache
LEGIT DAILY
10 months
Where are you?
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TurboDiesel
11 months
Roasting a dad for hanging out with his kid is an epitome of deeper issues within yourself. It might seem like a 'kaende kaede' moment but look deeply .
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TurboDiesel
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Half of my boys don’t even have IDs hawajui ziko wapi can’t make plans with those aliens
@rheen_ruby
Backpacking EastAfrica
1 year
2nd last group trip of the year! We are within! 📍Moshi, Tanzania 🇹🇿
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TurboDiesel
6 months
Why does JKIA or airport need a commitee of experts formed by politicians when KAA has a fully equipped mentainance team?
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TurboDiesel
2 years
There's a buddy of mine he has thoroughly known how to navigate nairobi first he doesn't date for shit- his life is just him his car his laptop and roadtrips [used to rent a bed in UoN for about 20k for 3 months eats in the mess after job ni movie siku isonge
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I’ve used that Nairobi Nakuru highway more than 1000 times and I can assure you,the problem is not the road it’s we as Kenyans we are an impatient lot. A 1 min slow down everyone overlaps on both sides. We deserve every bad traffic on that one I said it .
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TurboDiesel
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Love them or hate them this cars will outlast anything made after them. Courtesy of Corolla nation kenya if
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TurboDiesel
10 months
Hey @LandRover_UK UK my friend @AlphaLandRover has travelled up-possibly the most drivingiest private driver in kenya is heading your direction What would it take for you to invite him and possibly a factory tour at Solihull? Looking forward to your positive feedback
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TurboDiesel
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Something is happening to the world . The rains arent a coincidence
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2 years
A lady advertising her business the correct way.
@NyarNyamwa
Bernice
2 years
Good evening @CarolineMutoko ,my name Is Bernice, owner of @CurlsandF ,I know you love to rock stitch cornrows and I would love to make your hair one of these days ...Kindly give me a chance ,cheers.
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TurboDiesel
2 months
renting the same space that you were fired as an employee less than 2 years later is the ultimate "we ngoja utaniona" in modern history bwana siet
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TurboDiesel
5 months
30k unagongwa bro. nax 30k unaachiwa statehouse na unaandikiwa AP bro.
@mbiti_mwondi
Mbiti Mwondi MD
5 months
Watu hudhania Bungoma tunaishi kwa cage.Hapa 3 bedroom house ni 30k only kanairo ni 80/90k.Sio lazima uteseke jiji in the name of being a Nairobian 🤣🤣
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@bhadgurlrih
Ritaliciousss🧸🍭
4 months
Any idea to earn money when you only have a laptop?
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Okay you have give it up to kenyans man dayyymmmn
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TurboDiesel
7 months
New office 🔥🔥
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Nmeitwa lunch event ubabini itabidi nijitibu chapo beans kwanza just incase nifike uko nipate ni cheese crackers and tofu
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TurboDiesel
2 years
I don't know how to start this thread but work with me. Gaidi and I have been parents for exactly a month now and fuckin hell fam. This is the most exhilarating,scary, emotional, mentally taxing yet happy journey we've ever been in.
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TurboDiesel
3 months
Iko Morio ameambiwa please watch your tone when your fuel cap is on the left. Am wheezing 😂😂😂
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TurboDiesel
10 months
We will not answer this Stop sexualizaing peoples families just for stupid likes Bana Fuck is wrong with you
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TurboDiesel
11 months
You'd think someone called Kaluma should help relieving the pain Kumbe the fool is the pain.
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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Homa Bay MP Peter Kaluma proposes Bill to allow graft convicts to run for office
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TurboDiesel
1 year
If @nhifkenya has ever paid your hospital bill. Kindly comment down here. Coz when I needed it it only paid 1% of the total bill. 1 %. Never missed a payment in NHIF. What is this. I am angry. I want answers. Kazi yenu Ni kulipa ad kwa TV
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TurboDiesel
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The name and the trousers haziambatani at all 😂😂😂😂
@PatoJuktex
Plug Wa Cherehani
1 month
We are outside 🤗
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TurboDiesel
1 year
My house in laikipia after getting a government job at Posta.
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TurboDiesel
11 months
We wait 4 months for araimo to bring something bei ya mwananchi
@LTI_finance
Mark Wlosinski
11 months
Apple just announced its first major new product since 2015. Introducing the groundbreaking AR headset ‘Apple Vision Pro’ Here’s some of its most amazing features:
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TurboDiesel
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Hi Millicent, You are incharge of security, I've looked through your profile and it's always a appy birthday here ,sabbath there,gym here and other sherehes Not once have I see you talking about security which you are incharge of . Am I missing something?
@MillicentOmanga
Hon Millicent Omanga
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We cant have a 2 days working nation.Enough is Enough. For the sake of our political future & economical stability. Election loosers must learn to accept defeat. If that issue is not dealt with now it will forever haunt every presidential winner. It will be stopped wapende wasi…
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TurboDiesel
3 months
Swali mm huuliza ni if he actually decides to come for you . Do you believe that you have the necessary means to get oyourself out of trouble?
@Psychosins__
Psycho Sins
3 months
Eliud Kipchoge anaona amenishtua Sana 😂😂 old sperm failed man siitishwangwi!! Puga!!
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TurboDiesel
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Forgetting a car is a thing btw. My boy after getting a new car went to Karifo did shopping then Ubers home. Kufika kwa hao bibi Anamuuliza Gari iko? Mans Ubers back to pick the car.
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Hapa mlisema ni 0.04 minutes kama ad ya alibaba
@iamcleopatricia
Ms Bee🌹
2 years
😎😎😝😝😝
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Building a home at below 40s is like marrying at 18.
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Am so angry yaaani . Ovacado ya 50 the actual avocado is less than 10%
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TurboDiesel
2 years
This places is actually in kenya. And it's stupidly cheap. About 25$ a night.
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TurboDiesel
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Mentally I am here.
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Someone has just riden from Sweden to Kenya.On his bike. Over 10k kms in 7 days. And then there’s @RoyMukora does Kericho to Nakuru in 4hrs alafu kupost TikTok
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Btw decent babes who are hot and have proper things going on in their lives hawana this stupid standars but the brokies ndio loudest tell those rich babes in corporate muende bike ride ya 500 karura for a date watakam The other dragons wanataka wapelekwe graze pale sankara to…
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TurboDiesel
4 months
The fish after @ombachi13 has given it 3 coats
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@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
4 months
Oven Grilled Samaki Wa Kupaka, Kachumbari & Coconut Rice. Traditionally grilled over charcoal for that authentic smoky flavor then coated with a rich creamy tamarind-flavored coconut sauce, my version enables you to achieve that smoky BBQ flavor in your oven. A coastal East…
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TurboDiesel
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Start them young
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TurboDiesel
4 months
Syokimau has really beautiful houses at incredibly good prices . I dont know kama kina catch . Coz even the roads are good
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Si mungemtafta tu na magnet kubwa?
@JoyJMurraya
⁴⁴₅₅¹⁶Joy❤️‍🔥
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TurboDiesel
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You need to let @KhalifKairo rest Bana kila siku ni kutafta dirt on him . I’ll bank that he is a decent guy coz uyo msee kumpata huwa rahisi sana if he had any active shabang would be really easy to trace him Give the man his flowers he is smart as shit
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TurboDiesel
2 years
If KRA removes taxes on brand new cars or upto 2 years old mnaeza ona magari wazimu huku
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TurboDiesel
2 years
All ingredients in the white plate have been sourced from our kitchen garden and farm.
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TurboDiesel
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Honestly, do you think you’ll make it? That nice house in a prime address, nice kids, nice job/business ?
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TurboDiesel
1 year
Kwanini bas umeeka kdf kwa mfuko
@kamau_k7
Kamau KE
1 year
Wewe endelea kukula tu kama mwizi
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TurboDiesel
2 years
Another day to write 'Kind Regards' about 28 times
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@Muchelule32
Deng Mu
8 months
You want to tell me that ALL these car bazaars along kiambu road make a profit from selling the same type of vehicles? 🙆🏾‍♂️
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TurboDiesel
6 months
Unajuaje hawajakupeleka homabei airport we mzee
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Julio🦯
6 months
Just landed. Let’s explore
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TurboDiesel
1 month
When they really want to help but they are 2 😍😍
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TurboDiesel
2 months
Kwani gas ya @ombachi13 iliisha skuizi hapiki 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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TurboDiesel
7 months
You always have a choice of relocating the date to your house and not wear anything 😇
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