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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

3 years

Lamu Tamu. This is the Majlis Resort. 🎥 @abumburu Song @HeyHeyBlinky #NowTravelReady

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“Baby don’t cum” Cum:

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4 years

The one day you decide to go out with your girlfriend. Other girls:

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@Kimanzi_

5 years

Her: He must be out cheating with the boys. Me and the boys:

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1 year

Hii ni Kenya yetu ina advertisiwa hivi huko nje.

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2 years

Ombachi angekua Chebukati results zingetoa last Wednesday Mombasa county...DONE Kisumu...DONE Central...DONE Rift Valley...DONE Mix all votes in a ballot box shake until it simmers down. Put on low heat add salt, pepper, water. President DONE, serve to citizens while hot.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Nyashinski in Tanzania. This is hell beautiful.

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2 years

Foul 😂😂😂

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

Mejja has never charged anyone to do a collabo with him. All those collabos free. He just loves good vibes never about the money. This man is a legend.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Aye.

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@Kimanzi_

1 year

Wallai that moving out at 25 years old thread should be put in the hall of fame. The replies have been over the roof. Hilarious asf.

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

How God made short girls.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

December January

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

This babe has been constantly posting about Konshens and all his songs on her IG for like 4 years and finally met him.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Kajairo really had the parody world at his feet. Will forever be a legend for giving us such content.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Aah FFS 😂😂😂😂

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

The entire of Europe is focusing on England. The entire of Africa is focusing on Kenya.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

When a babe in a short dress completes the look with sneakers.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Me timing when Donald Kipkorir is entering Karen Country Club.

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5 years

Mama Ngina: Uhuru amka ukue President wa Kenya Uhuru:

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Mwambie agonge 2 billion

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@dumashni

3 years

Yule ni mtu wa mayai?

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@Kimanzi_

5 years

“Ghai imagine aliniambia nirequest uber after tumemalizana. Simu yake ikabeep. Kumbe he’s an uber guy. I had to pay him to take me home.”

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@Lencer_B

5 years

Ebu guess Hii udaku napewa😩

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

In a stable relationship with Guinness. #PaidPartnershipWithDiageo #MadeOfMore #Ad

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@Kimanzi_

1 year

It already does

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@evenmaina

1 year

Starbucks would really do well in Kenya.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Guys are now recreating GTA in Kanairo.

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2 years

Other world leaders entering Buckingham Palace.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

By order of the Peaky Blinders!! Just had to try recreate by favorite Thomas Shelby pic.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Today marks the last day of Jayden as President. The meme community we have enjoyed endless memes from this man. We should have a thread of his countless memes.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

If there's something life has taught me, it's to just keep doing what your doing, what is meant to be will be one day. Back in 2009/10/11 I was going for whole day auditions just to get a role in any advert that was out there but never did, today I'm doing a whole TV ad alone.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

It's crazy how Mr. Bean was only 1 season with 15 episodes but we felt like we watched it for years and years.

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@Kimanzi_

4 months

Tutawaonyesha mara ngapi

✟🐈‍⬛ ʚ♡ɞ

@cyber_goddes

4 months

Just learnt that there's no Starbucks in KE how'd you guys survive?😭

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@Kimanzi_

1 year

I'll never forget Ghost telling the wife "Tasha have some sympathy, I just lost the love of my life" 😂😂😂😂

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@Chuka_187

1 year

work wife is back in office, everything makes sense again

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Gachagua giving out chapos in a rally was him preparing to spill beans today. It was all coordinated.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Me when I finally get to chill with Grand Mulla and Co at Karen Country Club.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

It would be nice to have a forum like this for all ministries annually. Each Cabinet Secretary stands before the nation and answer questions especially on how they use ministry funds and if misused they have to account for it. All aired on National channels with a panel.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Naah Man Kush replies to all questions are pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

Siku hizi unatembea na mask unakaa we ndio mwendawazimu.

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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

5 years

Eish so Ochungulo Family were able to get hold of the kid who started the “Mbinginji imekulwa na ndongii” viral sound and as a token are going to pay for her school fees for the next one year. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

State of a nation. Deny citizens from getting to their homes but allow tourists to come in with a chartered plane.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

The urban culture enjoyment in the late 80s and early 90s was very simple, the drink and the boombox. That's it. #MadeOfMore #Ad #PaidPartnershipWithDiageo

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Ukiletewa bill uone imepita budget.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Why do I suddenly want one.

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

Bsc. Attempted Murder, FIRST CLASS HONORS, Gun handling-Second Class Upper Division,Masters In shooting range,Diploma in Automatic Colt Pistol, Diploma in rifle discharge, Diploma in ruining Dj Evolve’s life.

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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

1 year

Never the less. This man has given us a proper final. 🐐

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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

3 years

Kama ofisi

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

3 years

Tulifungwa 5😭😭😭😭

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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

3 years

"Nirudishie nywele yangu"

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

Chris Kaiga and Kahush are out there producing international level stuff. You just have to stan.

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

So broskis we hoped on to the #dontrushchallenge aaaaaaand... Featuring Kings: @georgiendirangu @elimwendaa @theMagunga @DaddieMarto @TheDapperBro @seth_gor

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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

4 years

This is so brave of Murkomen. Can’t imagine the struggle he went through getting out of the house opening the driver door, something very difficult, entering the car and actually having his hands holding the steering, starting the car must have been a challenge.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

4 years

I drove myself to and from Parliament. - Murkomen:

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

The Choir to Kenyans today.

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@Kimanzi_

5 months

😂😂😂

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

Reggae MCs be like.

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2 years

Riggz Gachagz anytime he remembers he has not attacked Uhunye.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Never a dull day on this app 😂😂😂

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Priest of the most high with the most high.

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@Kimanzi_

3 months

Heri kubuy mzinga nizime nisiskie mosquito

Tuks ®

@_mutuku__

3 months

You grow up and realize how expensive “Doom” is. Jesus.

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Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

5 months

He was born 70 years ago, could be wrong though.

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@MuchiriH

5 months

How is kalonzo 70 yrs ??

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@Kimanzi_

5 years

When you notice a baby staring at you.

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2 years

Gen Z baddies to their parents.

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3 years

Kimanzi X Stephu 📸 @VinceChepkwony

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Neighbor mpya akiuliza nini hizo huendelea kwako usiku.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Still not over the fact that Kenya Police killed two young brothers full of dreams and futures just cause they were out past curfew. Take someone's life over curfew like how broken is this country. A family has lost not one but two children, nothing will ever heal them from this.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Huwezi ata skiza "My baby My Valentine..." bila kukumbuka ule MC akisema "Umeachwa mara saba na bado hujakufa"

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

I'm happy Nikita Kering is releasing songs such as Ex at her age by the time anapigwa character development advance huko 24/25 atakua anatoa mangoma ka za Adele.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Mkiniona kwa barabara mnisalimie 😎

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Jane Mugo's bodyguards eating her food to detect any poisoning.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

If someone thinks shrubbing has anything to do with appearance, intelligence or personality definitely has an IQ toe to toe with their shoe size.

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@Kimanzi_

5 years

This guy is also pursuing a B/Law degree at MKU parklands school of Law. Inspiration.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

Matiangi declares Monday, July 11th 2022, a public holiday marking Idd-ul-Adha for Muslims. Kenyans on Monday:

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Received some merchandise from @GuinnessKE and decided to try out some creative photoshop with them inspired by a post I saw here. #MadeOfMore #Ad #PaidPartnershipWithDiageo

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@Kimanzi_

5 years

This is what we wanted when we kept saying play Kenyan music. Now they are a movement, a whole stadium singing ‘Wamlambez Wamnyonyez’ is a dream come true for them. Elevate Kenyan music, elevate them. More doors opening.

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@Kimanzi_

3 years

Maji ya water dispenser is a monthly bill on its own.

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@Kimanzi_

1 year

2022 update.

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@Kimanzi_

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4 years

I was alive when the Senate quoted “Pombe Sigara” by Nviiri.

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4 years

Day 6 of quarantine. When you have to maintain your clubbing routine even when in quarantine.

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@Kimanzi_

5 years

In honor of the greatest marathoner of all time, we should petition to the Government to give us an Eliud Kipchoge day. Realistically it can’t be on 12th October, let’s get it on his birthday. 5th November. RT till it gets to whoever is involved.

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

The Country. The Capital.

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2 years

Miguna: Did you go to University? Margaret: Severally 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Kimanzi_

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No wonder ni 150 Bob 😂😂😂

THE NAIROBIYAN™

@ThepemlinKee

25 days

This is only 150 bob hapa Opposite City mortuary

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

Njugush and Wakavinye really created a comedian in Tugi.

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@Kimanzi_

2 years

MP Kitui Central from 1992-2013 Minister for Health from 2003-2007 Minister of Water and Irrigation 2008 - 2013. Cabinet Secretary for Land, Housing and Urban Development from 2013- 2015. Current Kitui Governor. Ngilu, you've practically been in all governments.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

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“Tunataka kuwa serikali kwa sababu sisi tunataka utupatie pesa ya maji Ukambani … we do not want handouts” - Charity Ngilu tells Raila.

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1 year

"Hiyo ni nini kana toa kwa handbag kanapuliza moshi inanuka marashi"

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@Kimanzi_

4 years

This song is such a bop. 🔥

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@Kimanzi_

3 months

"So the other day a friend of mine from Kenya called me to and asked Elsa where you at? (Applies oil) I said I'm in LA he said he'll be in USA for the Grammies (Applies more oil) and told me I should show up. I get there and (Applies more and more oil) he gives me Kenyan gifts"

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

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CS Ababu gifts Elsa Majimbo after a meeting on how to promote content through the Talanta Hela initiative in the USA