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Lorraine Sommerfeld

8 months

New followers! Welcome to the crazy train! Buy my book. It's awesome and fun if you love cottages and escaped killers and things like that.

A Face In The Window by Lorraine Sommerfeld

A quiet lakeside vacation community turns into a tinder box of tension when a homicidal prisoner escapes and a huge manhunt offers few credible leads. - A new novel by Lorraine Sommerfeld.

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@rgay No doubt saying we asked for it, even after death...

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8 months

#Ontario keep your eye on the ball. We are about to find out who owns us. The most corrupt cabinet in history, beholden to people named Mr. X and The Fixer, with an OPP who admit they can't or won't investigate, and a federal agency that is "considering it". We are being played.

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Us: Healthcare is crumbling, Covid is still making homeruns, teachers are inundated, grandma is terrified of a Home, my kids can't afford housing and my community has record numbers of unhoused freezing in winter. Doug Ford: Here's some more booze. #onpoli

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6 months

The vaccine rollout in Ontario is controlled by Shopper's Drug Mart?? @fordnation this is a travesty- a deadly one. Our local pharmacies have saved our lives. They're not getting vaccines. No testing, no publicity and no accountability. We need the #auditorgeneral again. #onpoli

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6 months

To no one's surprise, they've been delivering samplings of the quantities we ordered in massive containers without shipping labels. Sometimes these massive shipping containers would arrive empty.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

4 months

I just did more housing than Doug Ford.

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@TweeetLorraine

15 days

Waiting for the rest of the world to discover the premier of Ontario called in the bomb squad for a totally secret (twitter, reddit) mail in insurrection consisting of (checks notes) 99 cent packages of (checks notes again) gravy.

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3 months

#loblaws cackling over everyone happy to get back to buying expired cheese so they don't notice the MRI machines being installed by the self-checkouts

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6 months

I'll start calling Twitter X the same day I start calling the Skydome Roger's Centre.

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@TweeetLorraine

1 year

@MittRomney Bring yourself to watch it. Maybe you'd do something.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

4 months

Heading to the mall to renew my passport at Sunglass Hut.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

3 months

These are deeply unserious people. They have absolutely no idea what they are doing. None.

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@l_stone

3 months

#BREAKING : Premier Ford just announced the government is scrapping license plate registration…entirely #onpoli

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@TweeetLorraine

3 months

With colleges and universities in a tailspin, Doug Ford announces he is concentrating his efforts and resources on...kindergarten. #onpoli

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4 months

Sigh.

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3 months

Dear Doug: I can't thank you enough for ditching that stupid vehicle registration. I can finally ignore all those fines, get rid of that expensive car insurance and tell my kids' other parent they'll never find me for child support. I'm free! #ONpoli

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

5 months

At a time when monuments and naming rights are being changed after history has pointed out the error of dubious honours, folks, I give you Rob Ford Stadium.

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23 days

Dude, these are paper bags that your buddy makes. The rest of the country has figured out bringing a carrier with them. It's not rocket surgery. But it does smell like when I throw corruption on a bonfire. Of the vanities. Nod to Tom Wolfe.

Ontario PC Party

@OntarioPCParty

23 days

We're committed to improving affordability and convenience for everyone in Ontario. That's why we're calling on the LCBO to bring back paper bags, at no cost to consumers.

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22 days

He is NOT getting the Swiss Chalet dipping sauce.

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@mynamesnotgordy

22 days

Be right back. Just gotta run down the road to the mailbox.

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5 months

In Burlington today 🤣

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1 year

Explaining Sisyphus to some people is just an uphill battle.

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3 months

We need to march. Our province is being stripped for parts.

The Narwhal

@thenarwhalca

3 months

It's 5:03 p.m. in Ontario but we've got BREAKING NEWS: The Narwhal has learned the Ontario government is mulling changes to environmental laws that it believes will block lawsuits from landowners and fast-track highway, energy and transit projects. #onpoli

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7 months

Ontario's Minister of Health has a diploma in radio broadcasting. Before becoming John Tory's EA. World's biggest pandemic goes on and we're being led by... #onpoli

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1 year

Let's discuss which professions should be getting free tuition ahead of police. #onpoli

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@TweeetLorraine

8 months

Every.single.night. at 6pm the neighbour fires up his leafblower. Every night. Don't people drink martinis anymore?

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4 months

While our hospitals are taking out loans to stay afloat...what the hell is happening?

Most Ontario hospitals are facing deficits, some have reached their financial limit: Ontario...

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Richard Southern

@RichardCityNews

4 months

NEW - Health Minister Sylvia Jones announces that starting this spring the government will expand the number of private surgical and diagnosed centres. Will be OHIP covered.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

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1 month

Let's be clear: subsidizing drivers is backwards and wrong.

Mike Crawley

@CBCQueensPark

1 month

For a driver who fills a 50-litre tank once a week, the ongoing cut to the provincial gas tax means saving $148 a year. For the provincial treasury, it means forgoing revenue of about $1.2 billion a year. #onpoli

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3 months

Galen Weston is the last person I'd buy weed from. Dude, you're a narc in a sweater vest. Go home.

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5 months

This is brilliant.

Brittlestar

@brittlestar

5 months

ONTARIO GOVT BOOZE CONFERENCE

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3 months

Almost this entire deficit would have been covered if Doug Ford hadn't scrapped and refunded licence plate fees. Master class in Finance. #onpoli

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4 months

It worked, twitter. Everyone is getting a granny bra for Christmas.

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1 month

Doug Ford thinks a 4 plex is four houses in a trench coat?

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28 days

@RichardCityNews Ford would let Molsons advertise in the maternity ward.

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10 months

It's happening!!

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3 months

@qikipedia Ever folded sheets?

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

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8 months

Remember when the excellent show Veep closed up shop, saying they couldn't make a parody any longer when the real thing was out-circusing their writers? Welcome to Ontario.

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@TweeetLorraine

7 months

All that evidence but brought down by a rub 'n tug.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

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4 months

There is a mouse loose somewhere in my house. So you all have a pleasant night. I'll be in hell.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

1 year

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOUG FORD

CTV Toronto

@CTVToronto

1 year

Ontario wants to expand a licensing regime that allows residents to unleash dogs in an enclosed area to teach them how to hunt captive coyotes, foxes and rabbits.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

2 months

Measles. Deadly Measles. This bullshit predates covid by 20 years. Jenny Mccarthy you have blood on your hands.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

3 months

I would like to see a Doug Ford presser with @RichardCityNews and @ColinDMello and Doug can't leave until he answers all their questions. Ketchup throwing is optional.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

3 months

Watching @deAdderCanada - who has skewered politicians of all stripes forever - go balls to wall on PP is epic. And a warning. The jesters know all.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

4 months

We can now unravel the Staples money and timeline and wait for the walk back...I've already seen this show.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

5 months

I JUST FOUND OUT COLES AT LIMERIDGE AND INDIGO IN ANCASTER ARE STOCKING MY BOOK OMG #afaceinthewindow

A Face In The Window by Lorraine Sommerfeld

A quiet lakeside vacation community turns into a tinder box of tension when a homicidal prisoner escapes and a huge manhunt offers few credible leads. - A new novel by Lorraine Sommerfeld.

afaceinthewindow.com

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

6 months

Good bye cottage...51st year in the rear view mirror 🥲

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

15 days

Gravy gripers: if I'm gonna be forced to watch billions of dollars land in crooked pockets and be wasted on backassed licence plates and miracle bracelets you're damned straight I'm gonna be ok with wasting a few more to be entertained by the stupidity of this corrupt government.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

3 months

I'll be on @CBCTheNational tonight in the ongoing fight against car theft. Spoiler alert: manufacturers owe us better security.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

2 months

I'm an auto journo who wants fewer cars. I want pedestrian only spaces. I want cities that put people first, not vehicles. I'm writing myself out of a job. We're doing this all wrong.

Maureen Wilson (She / Her)

@ward1wilson

2 months

More predictable, formula-baked pieces like this compromise the integrity of local journalism. Facts don't seem to matter. This highway would never be built today because it kills & injures human beings, by design. "Brace Yourself" for more yawns.

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12 days

@ConsumerSOS Burlington 🤣 Bought the house I was born in.

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@TweeetLorraine

16 days

This is a travesty.

Colin D'Mello | Global News

@ColinDMello

16 days

BREAKING: The Ford and Trudeau governments have announced a joint agreement that will allow Ontario to begin working to build its signature Highway 413 on the western edge of the Greater Toronto Area. #onpoli

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12 days

@MrsBingleman @JilMcIntosh She never said Lorraine...

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@TweeetLorraine

13 days

I hate when she finds her phone charger.

Lisa MacLeod

@MacLeodLisa

13 days

Literally our federal parliament allowed a nazi - a real one - in their House and gave him a standing ovation. Maybe get your House in order before you start telling us how to run ours?

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17 days

Me fave spring pic

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1 year

@MikeSington @magsterpe You're broken, America.

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22 days

Something tells me the RCMP will be dusting gravy packets for prints before they figure out why the Greenbelt was going to the highest bidders. #onpoli

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

8 months

PP is me by the third date: glasses are back on and I'm eating leftover shepherd's pie in bed at 10. Don't be fooled by first date party manners, voters. I remain a catch; him, not so much. #canpoli

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

5 months

So #KieranMoore is doing a call to action over spiking covid rates and all I can think is "who"? May every member of this corrupt government go play in traffic.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

@TweeetLorraine

27 days

"Why won't it let me put the jack on the ten?"

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27 days

“time to sit down and learn what a fourplex is”

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1 month

Hey Doug Ford. You like to eat. Stop paving over farmland.

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Lorraine Sommerfeld

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9 months

Cottage. Alone. Hickory Sticks. Vodka. Jigsaw puzzle. I got this.

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10 months

Plant clover, get bunnies.

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1 year

If you haven't swayed in a bar belting out The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald while beer is simultaneously raining down and lapping at your boots are you really Canadian?

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3 months

The scary thing about listening to Trump babbling on at these rallies about demonstrably dumbshit nonsense is that he's saying it to people who are demonstrably even more dumbshit than he is.

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@TweeetLorraine

3 months

Supreme Court rules that Doug Ford telling his ministers to privatize everything everywhere all at once must remain a secret #onpoli

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12 days

@MrsBingleman @JilMcIntosh I'd like to have a word with Suzy and Cathy...

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1 month

Anyone else in Ontario feel like we could save a lot if time by just crawling under the bus ourselves?

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@TweeetLorraine

3 months

Do.not.stop.

Richard Southern

@RichardCityNews

3 months

“You got to give this one up” Premier Ford tells me when I ask him if he was aware of ServiceOntario changes. Last week he says “None of us delt with it” Without answering that question or where the business case is, Ford instead said “Buddy, you got to get a new story”

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2 months

Doug Ford disappears for weeks on end all the time and we don't care if he's been photoshopped into a Timmy's ad.

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1 month

Ontario needs @MaritStiles as its next premier.

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29 days

Dropped BF at the airport. Stopped at store to get apples, eggs and milk. Came out with Crunch and Munch, potato chips, cashews and hotdogs.

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5 months

Whenever I do a speaking gig and they let me know they have an honorarium for me I ask them to forward it to the local foodbank. Hundreds have gone that way this year. Money I wasn't expecting anyway, so I'm no hero. But if you have unexpected $, please help your locals.

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@DMacOttawa @peggy_blair It's historical. This is on the oil companies.

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@MrsBingleman @JilMcIntosh I love your hostility 🤣🤣

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@lornepw Thanks, Lorne!

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1 year

Anyone else amazed at how forgettable John Tory turned out to be? #onpoli

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1 year

@ConsumerSOS Even if donated, the messaging is terrible.

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3 months

Of all the terrible things Doug Ford has unleashed on this province, I think the explosion of promotion and access to gambling might end up being the most costly.

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1 year

@picardonhealth @reggcohn @TorontoStar People with influence really shouldn't waste their capital doubling down on bad takes.

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2 months

Waiting over two years to stop putting politics over people DYING speaks volumes about first doing no harm...to yourself. Waiting a further two years to finally speak is indefensible.

Charlie Pinkerton

@CharliePinkerto

2 months

Dr. Merrilee Fullerton, who resigned from Premier Doug Ford's cabinet & as a PC MPP just under a year ago, has released the prologue of her book: A Physician in the Political Arena. Here's the former long-term care minister's long-awaited explanation of why she quit politics.

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11 months

What if all the Big Mayors used their Big Mayor powers to run Ford aground? #onpoli

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7 months

"Why did no one peel this apple? I've never eaten apple peel"

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Pierre Poilievre seen today trying to remember where he left his sunglasses.

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8 months

Wanna know how seriously to take covid? Forget your "leaders". Watch movie sets and pro sports. How they protect the people who matter. Unlike the rest of us.

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9 months

Omg this is amazing.

Theo Moudakis

@TheoMoudakis

9 months

Please enjoy my #DougFord cartoon for Thursday's @TorontoStar

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15 days

The @GreatGravyUprising is the most Canadian thing ever.

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1 month

So much this!

introverts memes

@introvertsmemes

1 month

For real

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2 months

People before cars. Smarten up, politicians.

Joey Coleman

@JoeyColeman

2 months

Mayor @AndreaHorwath publicly calls on Councillors Francis, Jackson, Pauls, Clark, Beattie, Tadeson, Spadafora, and McMeekin to reconsider their vote against affordable housing development at 5 and 13 Lake Avenue South in Stoney Creek. #yhmcc #HamOnt

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9 months

What's he gonna do when he runs out of daughters?

Colin D'Mello | Global News

@ColinDMello

9 months

Exactly one year ago today, Premier Doug Ford hosted a $150/ticket stag and doe in his family backyard. The Integrity Commissioner: “The premier confirmed that those guests, identified as developers, are personal friends.” #onpoli

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2 months

This is great.