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7 years

This just instantly made today better...

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HOW MANY SHOTS WILL WE NEED TO GET?

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WHAT TO DO WHEN ASKED FOR YOUR PROOF OF VAX

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Canada is 1/10th the size of USA If the US has had 900K Covid deaths it stands to reason that we should have had 90K deaths - Sadly, we've lost 34K. - So it's possible there are 56K Canadians still alive because most of us did what we had to do Maybe you know one of them

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CANADA DAY

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To the ACTUAL Canadian Truckers out there working and keeping the economy rolling, thank you. ✌️❤️🇨🇦🚛

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At pub for lunch and quick pint to try and console myself about my lost freedom. If that doesn’t work, maybe I’ll go shopping or go to a movie after.

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3 years

I have lived long enough to see Fonzie wish Captain Kirk well on his trip to space on my pocket computer. Ten year old me just exploded.

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3 years

I'M TIRED OF THE PANDEMIC

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2 years

I think one of the worst parts of this pandemic is that we’re forced to care about what the awful people do

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REASONS TO NOT GET THE VACCINE

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REASONS TO NOT WEAR A FACE MASK

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IF THE TITANIC SANK TODAY

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GOD'S TECH SUPPORT

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF ANY ISSUE

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5 years

"STICKS ARE COOL!"

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3 years

I got my Shingles vax today. Unlike the covid vax and its tracking device, this one implants a chip that will allow me to get a senior’s discount and save up to 15% at Shoppers Drug Mart in a few years.

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3 years

You know how when someone takes a swing at someone but they miss, lose their footing, fall down and spill their own beer all over themselves?

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100% Verified Badass ✌️❤️🇨🇦

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And THAT… is why Rogers and Shaw shouldn’t merge.

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2 years

LISA LAFLAMME, THE QUEEN - EXPLAINING CANADIAN NEWS TO AMERICA

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2 years

WE'RE NOT DIVIDED - ✌️❤️🇨🇦

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IT’S HAPPENING @GurdeepPandher

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I met Emily, my wife Shannon's sister, when she was 10. She laughed at all my jokes. Then she grew up, went to university and figured out that I wasn't THAT funny. Instead she'd look at me through her fringe of hair with a look that said "Man, are you ever lucky my sister is…

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ANNOY A NAZI

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3 years

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF ONTARIO

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GURDEEP vs BRITTLESTAR - @GurdeepPandher

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2 years

Family Reunion (L-R: Me, @VancityReynolds )

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A MESSAGE FROM THE GOVT OF ONTARIO - JAN 2022

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8 months

I love good ads. This is a good ad.

Warburtons

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8 months

Sometimes, you need Samuel L. Jackson to play you in a commercial...

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2 years

Controversial suggestion… I think we need to stop emboldening the willfully ignorant and raise the bar on almost everything.

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3 years

We can't call someone "essential" and not treat them as such.

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1 year

This is exactly how I’d run Twitter if I was 12

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2 years

THE ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET PLAN FROM ROGERS

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4 years

This is wonderful 😂

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1 year

My Aunt Ann died today. She’s the young bride in this pic. That’s my Uncle on the left, and the young geeky looking dude is my Dad. If you can, raise a glass and cheers to Aunt Ann. Thx.

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3 years

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF ANY ISSUE

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3 years

I want Canadian News channels to cover the vaccine distribution like an election night. eg. Here’s what’s happening in Brampton... Here’s what’s happening in Windsor

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IT'S NICE TO BE DISLIKED

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CANADA DAY 2021

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AMERICA SHOULD INVADE CANADA?

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3 years

ALL SET FOR THANKSGIVING

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HEY, NEIGHBOUR ✌️❤️🇨🇦🇺🇸

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WELCOME TO THREADS

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2 years

When Sandy Hook happened I was distraught. For days. Nothing changed. I can’t really feel sad about this stuff anymore. Like, I physically can’t. Sadness requires hope that things can be different. I wish they could be. They won’t be. Guns own America.

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2 years

Putting away your shopping cart really is the litmus test for basic human worth, isn’t it?

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ARE YOU ANGRY AT DOCTORS?

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Two and half years of ducking and diving and having no problems tasting pizza

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EXPLAINING "CANADIAN" THANKSGIVING TO AMERICANS ✌️❤️🇨🇦🇺🇸

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3 years

HOW TO SPEND LESS TIME FIGHTING IDIOTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA

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3 months

Yowza... From a guy who gets beaten up on the daily by journalists, this is the correct response. Also... 100pts for 'garbage decision'. There are few more Canadian... Canadian descriptors.

Mackenzie Gray

@Gray_Mackenzie

3 months

PMJT just went off on Bell, saying it was a “garbage decision from a corperation that should know better" to layoff journalists and other workers. “I’m pretty pissed off about what's just happened” #cdnpoli

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3 years

Well, it’s happened. Someone we know in our small town was defiantly anti-vax, got COVID and is now on a ventilator. Using resources that could be used for someone else with less preventable health issues. I hope they get better but man… what a silly tragic waste.

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2 years

It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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3 years

SERIOUSLY... WHY BOTHER EVEN VOTING

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2 years

The view that healthcare and education privatization will solve our problems is only held by those who think they’ll profit and those who think they’ll be able afford it. Most will be wrong.

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EXPLAINING CANADA DAY TO AMERICANS ✌️❤️🇨🇦

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3 years

THE AMAZING VACCINE RACE CANADA

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1 year

“Officially exposed”? By… Twitter? How dumb does he think the common people are? Don’t answer that

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JUSTIN. ME AGAIN.

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3 years

✌️❤️🇨🇦🇲🇽

Ambassador Juan José Gómez Camacho

@JJGomezCamacho

3 years

Here is the arrival of the Mexican contingent that will aid in the fight against fires in Northern Ontario 🇲🇽🇨🇦 Partners and friends #diplomacy #cooperation

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2 years

Absofuckinglutely

Mackay Taggart

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There are some lines you don’t cross.

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CANADA IS...

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REASONS TO NOT GET THE VACCINE?

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WORRIED ABOUT A WORLDWIDE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY?

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HOW CANADA FEELS ABOUT AMERICA'S NEW PRESIDENT

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I HATE MASKS

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WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER SINGS

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ONTARIO GOVT BOOZE CONFERENCE

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2 years

Here’s a nice way to start your Sunday…. Donate some money to @sghottawa who feed the homeless in Ottawa Resources were strained yesterday when some of the protesters mistakenly thought the “free” food was for people in nice cars and trucks Donate here:

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1 year

HOLY SNOWBALLS, THIS IS FAB

Omar Alghabra

@OmarAlghabra

1 year

🎅🎄Santa, it’s time. Will my mission to authorize Santa in the Canadian airspace be successful? Watch to find out!

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2 years

My Mom had to turn off the notifications on her phone. I concede defeat. She is the family’s social media star.

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IT'S STILL TOO EARLY

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STICKS ARE COOL

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Yeah… I don’t think I’m cool with this

Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist

@CarymaRules

2 years

BREAKING: Prominent #Toronto lawyer @CarymaRules arrested at @fordnation rally. More details will follow…

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You know how when your neighbour’s house gets broken into and to be safe you check your own locks, windows, doors and constitutional fortitude? We should prolly do that.

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WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF IT'S THANKSGIVING IN CANADA TOO

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VISIT OTTAWA

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*Adds Chapman’s ice cream to grocery list* ��️❤️🇨🇦

Chapman's Ice Cream makes pandemic pay boost permanent for workers

The family behind Chapman's Ice Cream in Markdale announced it would make the Pandemic Pay Boost permanent for production and distribution workers effective immediately.

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A MESSAGE FROM THE CONSERVATIVE GOVT'S OF CANADA

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WE'RE HOPEFULLY ALMOST DONE BUT... I'M STILL TIRED.

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It was brought to my attention today that one of my videos has been edited into an anti-vaccination clip suggesting that I died after my booster shot and that I’m a NYT editor… To clarify, and as is plainly evident: I am not a NYT editor

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LIBERATE CANADA

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THE FLORIDA OF CANADA

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THEY TOOK OUR FREEDOMS AWAY

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EVERYTHING'S A LITTLE BIT GAY

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CANADA WATCHING US NEWS

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WE ARE SO SORRY, AMERICA Love, CANADA

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ASTRA OK?

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FRIENDS, A MESSAGE FROM THE GOVT OF ONTARIO

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2 years

Read the room, Sue

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3 years

I like this a lot

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He knew he'd be outnumbered, he wasn't surprised when he was spit on, shoved and shouted at, but one man in Kelowna says he just couldn't sit idly by while a thousand people protested COVID-19 vaccines and restrictions outside the hospital

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CANADA vs AMERICA

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@GatorNorthern I am so sorry to hear this. Sending lots of love Jeff’s family. ❤️

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My sister-in-law went through 15(!) hour heart surgery yesterday at @heartinstitute (who are awesome). Recovering but will be kept sedated for a couple of days. Can’t imagine the bill if she had to pay out of pocket. Our healthcare system ain’t perfect, but it’s pretty damn…

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH AIRLINES