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Damocles

@itsdamocles

3 months

...aaaaand we're live!

Unstable Protocol

@Unstable_money

3 months

Unstable Money is excited to announce that we’ve raised $2.5 million to build the leverage layer for (re)staked $ETH powered by zkOracles. Official Announcement: See details below ⬇️

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Damocles

@itsdamocles

3 months

if you wanna know if someone’s flexing a rental, an easy way is to check the odometer

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Sold the top, cashed out a quick 3.4 million on #bome , and purchased my first supercar. + rotated everything into something called mog. I just turned 23 years old.

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@roundtripgod nobody in their right mind buys a lambo with 60k km on it maintenance is a nightmare and the manufacturer warranty is long gone

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@Darth_fader69 @roundtripgod my brother if you cashed out 3 mil you would not buy a high mileage example of an in-production vehicle to save 50k off MSRP

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. @HugoMartingale come work for Unstable You can say retardio as many times as you want on main

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Regarding the recent 'Retardio' incident.

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@Darth_fader69 @roundtripgod which do you think is more likely lmao newly minted multimillionaire buys worlds highest mileage lambo or rental car company holding onto high mileage car because of poor resale value (and consistent cash flows)

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@ashutosh28 @dbrand Disagree that this is racist, if Russel Peters made the same joke you would be sending it to all your friends

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@HighyieldHarry Replacing Kiehl’s with Grown Alchemist was the canary in the coal mine

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@Austen good time to teach him about intertial frames of reference

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@0xcarnation This-Fi, that-Fi, how about you Fi-nd a gf

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2 months

Einstein says the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, but how else am I supposed to use Solana?

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@radbackwards Sir...

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@Darth_fader69 @roundtripgod you’re right, what do I know I am just some guy who drives a Toyota talking about things I have zero knowledge of

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@paulg @markessien It’s mostly obvious

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Girlfriend & I broke up last week 4 days later she's partying on some dude's yacht 😂 Never been more motivated to become unrecognizable in every way Step 1? Make category defining LSDfi protocol How? -dank memes -good GTM strat -10/10 auditors -frictionless onboarding

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@typedfemale she called me toxic, time to prove her right

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@eigenrobot I have this exact modified strain of streptococcus mutans in my mouth anyone wanna volunteer for clinical trials?? For science

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stealing from Whole Foods today in honor of our boy RIP king

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RIP Mahbod, founder of RapGenius. You were a legend in your own time.

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@historyinmemes SBF’s drug problem certainly did.

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Convinced the largest drug users on CT are all miladies

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@web3meli a combination of autism and unemployability

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@tittyrespecter selling 11th prestige challenge lobby DM for access $20 PSN gift card or PayPal only

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@0xstablemike it’s called unstable cuz it’s named after her tbh

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@Cheguevoblin Not to flex on you too hard but I recently sold my cardboard box to make a down payment on a full-sized tent.

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ever cook someone so hard they go on private?

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@itsdamocles

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if you wanna know if someone’s flexing a rental, an easy way is to check the odometer

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@weberwongwong Deepfakes have gotten really good eh

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@samuel_spitz It reflects the French attitude towards daily life, obviously.

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@quantymacro Quality bait

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@Miscountedcf Strong username to tweet content ratio

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@xbtGBH Mfw it’s just Tyga and Lil Wayne it’s so over isn’t it

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@jennsun Engineering skill and street smarts mismatch is what every college founder looks for tbh

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@mihai673 @g_dip @ajnafi @summerfinance_ @yearnfi @built_by_mom

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@yacineMTB rare Canada W

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@Cheguevoblin wonder if this works as well if you’re supplementing collagen for connective tissue healing

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@farbood

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@bryan_johnson Are you not worried about the possibility of Cerebrolysin triggering an autoimmune response down the line wherein your body starts producing antibodies against its own endogenous CNTF, BNDF and other growth factors?

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@0xstablemike @DaoshiMonke Imagine we make the unstable wojak change its expression based on how close you are to getting liquidated

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@JohnnyNi13 ability to continue unphased is bullish

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@itsdamocles

2 months

If you think that’s bad you should see my yearly spend at Erewhon

kyle o’hehir

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2 months

A less cool feature of Apple Pay is finding out you spent $250 on donuts YTD

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@RokoMijic Optimizing insulin sensitivity is super important for fat loss as it directly affects nutrient partitioning. Berberine can be thought of as “Metformin lite”, wrt effects on insulin sensitivity.

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@lightxvision Was super jacked and strong at 17 Then I got a gf at 18 and it was down only

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@functi0nZer0 Is it called knob because that’s what you have to be to pay $439 for a keyboard?

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@GondorffShaw They finally did the Blue Streak heist IRL, about time

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What if there was an AVS that let you restake your ETH into the house bankroll? Imagine the yield

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These ABG hairdressers are like the spray painting garages in GTA Make sure you double check you’re picking up the same one that you dropped off

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@basedalexandoor

Silicon Valley - Gavin Belson Wants Protestor Killed

Season 3 episode 6 Silicon Valley funny moment from Gavin Belson

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@itszore @fordudesake It is basically plant testosterone from tree sperm

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If I see a founder wearing a black turtleneck in their LinkedIn profile pic I permanently lose the ability to take them seriously

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@VitalikButerin Thanks I’m going back to my 6 speed manual.

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@paladin_marco The sad part is they don’t realize that when sh*t hits the fan, your auditor is one of your biggest supporters.

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@NickADobos Fracture their psyche during a formative period (eg. adolescence) with some kind of traumatic event (esp. one with external social consequences), and then give them a path to “redemption” à la Hero’s Journey

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@CL207 @0xstablemike nah but since he’s in shape I might take him off shitposting duty and put him on conference duty

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the corollary to this is that no number of observations will give you clarity on a stochastic process don’t waste time and energy trying to make sense of the nonsensical

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all linear problems become tractable with just two observations i.e. you only need two points to draw a line

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@nope_its_lily Look at prices in Atherton and you will come back finding LA prices exceedingly reasonable

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@alechp A frayed knot

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Only man in history to send 1 ETH and get back 2 ETH

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@historyinmemes

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Rick Ross' reaction to a fan throwing money at him

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@web3meli This is a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney

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@gmchariszhang okay but that $15 super bone broth hits different

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@snowingsal me too but I stopped laughing when I got there and saw my available balance

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@0xsherrie @roguescholarbro

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. @0xstablemike let’s make DeFi rap battles a thing Who wants to shoot first?

Scott Sunarto ◢ ✦ ◣

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new CT rule: you can only beef by dropping a diss track instead of passive-aggressively congratulating each other use quote retweets im looking at you zkVM companies

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@itsdamocles

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truer truths have rarely been spoken

gobtoshi 🗿

@SatoshiNakarino

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My brother in Christ what do you mean you’re scaring the hoes they’re milady holders, the hoes are scaring ME

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@TokyoSunbather would have believed this was a pic from the 2000s if it weren’t for the Fairlife bottle

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@0xstablemike flawless it shall be

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@smsunarto . @0xstablemike can provide my proof of bench 🫡

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@mihai673 airdropping to that protocol’s community?

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@0xcarnation @l_mod1 Ser where’s the hentai poast

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@telekineticpxls have been running this game all morning

dounbug

@d0unbug

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the earth shaking reminds me of how you used to shake up my world... each tremor feels like a memory, making me realize our connection was more than just fault lines and seismic shifts. maybe we were like tectonic plates? meant to collide? what if we took what we learned from the…

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@143gojo SUVs are way better tbh, low cars are a nightmare anywhere that doesn’t have perfectly smooth and flat roads

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BlobFi coming soon 👀 watch this space

tamaratran.eth

@tamarajtran

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1/ Blobs unlock unprecedented scaling for L2s, but have huge gas spikes and price volatility. They lack financialization like hedging and fractionalization. I've just quit my job at Apple to build blobspace derivatives & contribute to the ETH ecosystem:

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@JBasedos Just get a Miata, a racing helmet, and a few HPDE courses

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started with wife changing money now I only have life changing money welcome to the halvening

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@yacineMTB Tell me you went to Waterloo without telling me you went to Waterloo

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@JordanS747578 @btcnft420 there's a reason that car is called the 'widowmaker'

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@0xBalloonLover I don’t need drugs to go on tirades

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@Bonecondor This used to happen to people all the time until IG stopped creating groups when you sent something to multiple people Few remember

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@telekineticpxls Tell me you live in sf without telling me you live in sf

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@mihai673 @g_dip @ajnafi @summerfinance_ @yearnfi @built_by_mom could always open source it and wait for an anonymous ch4d to deploy it…😉

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On date with girl She invites me over to her place for drinks after dinner We sit down on the couch and she pours me a glass After the bottle’s half done, she leans in and pops the question: “I know your round is oversubscribed, but do you think you could squeeze us in?”

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@0xstablemike . @praxisnation Milady rave? lmao

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@evan_van_ness I’m a protocol dev ser I’ve never heard of showers

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Many things you think are a skill issue are really just a will issue. How bad do you want it, anon?

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@Teknium1 @kaiokendev1 This is optimal because you get all the engineering talent and vc funding but can’t bring girls home

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@yacineMTB if they were really rational, they'd know better

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@exRheturn The fun part will be when holders get an airdrop of $GYNO

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@SamuelAlpha77 anything besides going to therapy tbh

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@justinsuntron Deepfake voice too good 😂

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@web3meli caption: “Milady milady?”

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@0xcarnation . @0xsherrie every time

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@KentonPrescott But ser my glycogen

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@evelynjunn Ah yes, Bae’s theorem

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@JsonBasedman if you believe that a bunch of rocks will suddenly learn to do math with electricity, I get why you think it's scary oh wait

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@0xcarnation I’m never wrong

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@DaoshiMonke Fucks sake

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@allnick Isn’t this just Raya

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@Jai_Bhavnani Fat chance, the 405 is unironically the only thing more congested than Solana.

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Went up to Napa for a wedding this weekend and ran into this legend while on the ranch @BillGates

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The lesson is: sometimes things that feel better are riskier Study that

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Last cycle a friend convinced me to take a significant amount out of DAI and put it into Beanstalk I returned the favor by convincing them to quit vaping and got them addicted to shisha instead An eye for an eye 🤝

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@0xstablemike @litocoen haram

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