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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

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Shaw Gondorff

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2 years

My boy ruined $300 in steaks I brought over AMA

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4 years

@DailyMail

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3 years

Sometimes the Hero does ride off into the sunset

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6 months

@g00dguyclay I wouldn’t go in there wearing a NASA space suit

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2 years

Anyone ever notice there are zero obese 80+ year olds?

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1 year

@fasc1nate Hardest shit I’ve heard in a while

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2 months

@ohlode The tattoo says… “unemployable”

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@FadeHubb “Saved” being used loosely here

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4 years

How did this happen?

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3 years

5D chess in transition Off the backboard Soylennials would never attempt a statement making and well received move this

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2 years

@zachretireearly We made it baby! Now time to explore and enjoy life

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1 year

@CensoredMen The word racism has been diluted worse than the dollar

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11 months

@unusual_whales Already ducking and dodging the fight

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7 months

POV: When you realize the real luxuries in life are time, slow mornings, and the freedom to choose whatever it is you want to do.

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1 month

@Flashyasf Bro getting picked up from the front gates in a flying car

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Shaw Gondorff

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6 months

@SzMarsupial Sir. A second backshot has hit the capital

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

How many juijitsu classes do you need to take before you can become *that guy* at every dinner or party who introduces himself as the MMA fighter? My buddy is 8 classes deep..

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9 months

@messedupfoods Just gave grandpa a slice

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2 years

@disclosetv 2020s are wild

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Shaw Gondorff

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4 years

Life’s crazy isn’t it?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

J.P | Brandmaster

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3 years

What's the one thing you wish people knew about money?

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Shaw Gondorff

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3 years

When you hear someone respond “Damn that’s crazy” twice It’s time to wrap it up

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Great health and lean muscle are rented Take a week or two off and see what happens

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Imagine the NPC who Caught Covid Got double jabbed Caught Delta Got Booster Caught Omericon Got 4th shot Now waiting for btc 100k

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

10 months

Back in my element

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

4 years

This is what happens when you’re on a $1.5m/mo drip for life Without discipline and with Demons

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@DebatingHipHop_ Thugger explaining the meaning of “I just seen my dope come up out the baby’s nose / Aaliyah, I'ma rock the baby’s boat." to his white senior citizen super lawyer

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Shaw Gondorff

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3 years

Least productive generation ever being trained from birth

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@GondorffShaw

3 years

It all fell apart One generation apart

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

80 minutes is 5.5% of your day Spend it in the gym, without a phone Big ROI

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Went full war mode in the #WarKitchen last night 60 day dry aged Ribeyes Buffalo mozzarella arugula Home made Pesto White Rice Spanish beer /Italian vino

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Deep soy really has the auto industry in a choke hold Something is missing w/ these new “cars”

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

No one talks about this

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

11 months

Health Twitter constantly 5-10 years ahead of the mainstream

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Nailed it to the wall like a piece of art New York Strip au pouvoir Steel pan, raw butter base to start The key was heavily peppering the steak for that beautiful crust Used the residue left in the pan to create the au pouvoir sauce - shallots brandy garlic & more pepper

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Shaw Gondorff

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2 years

The money’s pointless if it can’t switch the noise off

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

All this talk of White Privilege Wait till they find out about Height Privilege

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@GondorffShaw

3 years

Call Mom and Dad today Give thanks for making you 6”0+

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3 years

@AdsoOfBelk

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11 months

@fasc1nate Winning power ball ticket

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

The “Why is Shaw in such a good mood all the time?” Starter Pack:

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Quick stop in Rome This carbonara will blow your mind like Eve Guanciale grease (room temperature) into the pastured egg yolks is the secret Dueling Grass-fed ribeyes Perfectly paired with a 10/10 Sicilian Perricone Hard to eat out anymore

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

@Neemalations Join twitter Rent exotic car for a day Film 30 1 minute videos Change t-shirt each video Say you make 50k/mo + dimes only Course pre-sale goes live Use course $ for personal trainer + exotic car new wardrobe Update + create new course Rinse repeat

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Always ends in tears

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

@AdsoOfBelk Same dealer

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Amex bill due today - told them to Hodl Btc going to roar back They cut card Wat mean?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

4 years

@jorgequevedo Never comment on physical appearence Got it This is the new America

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

How did we go from this: Los Angeles police officer Brian O'Conner must decide where his loyalty really lies when he becomes enamored with the street racing world he has been sent undercover to destroy To Ludacris in space?

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Shaw Gondorff

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2 years

Do you remember these?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Really only two types to talk to: Beaut model girls and people who will help you make money The rest are just a time waste

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

You Vs The Guy she told you not to worry about

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Zero trust with guys like this Will fold under pressure

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Steak Dirty Diana Paired with scallop pasta Biodynamic Montepulciano to wash it down

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Starting to hit these like Curry at half court Dry aged rib eyes (only 2wks) Scallop pasta with shallot/cherry tomato/tarragon sauce Buffalo Mozzarella arugula

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

If your over 28 You remember how much better customer service was pre Covid?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Poor one out for all the Fake Vax pass dealers who just went back on unemployment 🥂

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Resist the urge to grab your phone the moment someone else starts to look at theirs Recognize it And control yourself

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Pay attention They are forcing Gasoline and Meat to be luxuries now

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

8 months

@ronin19217435 Alpha power move

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

All guys are doing this whole Centibillionaire thing all wrong

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Fact check: Verified True Again

⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬

@SolBrah

3 years

a barbell bicep curl is actually the most functional of exercises, considering its the same motion as lifting a grill up by her hips

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Shaw Gondorff

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6 months

Wealthy people on vacation staying at 5 star hotels putting up with all these bums sipping coffee trying to network

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6 months

You can walk into any five star hotel Any hotel you're not even staying at And sit down and work in there Enjoy the superior vibes & inspiring atmosphere And maybe even have an interesting convo or 2 or meet someone that could change your life h/t @lawrencekingyo

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Lambo Urus suspension springs are extra tightly coiled on the passenger side To compensate for sheer amount of silicone and filler that’s always there

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@GondorffShaw

2 years

cope for not being able to afford living alone Many

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Shaw Gondorff

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2 years

Don’t take your foot off the gas 2020 Today

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@GondorffShaw

2 years

Scouting War Kitchens

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

If you can’t flex in a plain white T jeans and chucks Can you even really flex?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Your in a dark ally, 3 menacing dudes approaching you head on One reaches into his pocket He unlocks his Tesla Your heart rate drops Zero-Threat capability Confirmed

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

What an incredible way to say I don’t like you

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

1 year

@nexta_tv K so he was part of the coup d'é·tat who’s next

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Food Physiognomy is real Snake River Farms 45d dry aged Snub Nose Tomahawk Wild caught shrimp in a garlic shallot reduction Mozzarella Arugula drowning in EVOO and Balsamic old enough to be a Trad mom on a farm You are what you fuel

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

She’s a 10 but she shops in the center of the grocery store

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

Hotel prices in Europe so high this summer you’re about to find out there’s an Albanian Riviera from money twitter

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@GondorffShaw

2 years

Burgers But- Dry Aged, Wagyu, 10 year Hooks cheddar, topped with bone marrow And a made from scratch oven roasted garlic and parsley aioli

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

If you are not a playboy millionaire that practices mma & retired his mother You need to tweet harder

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@GondorffShaw

3 years

@NinaSerafina

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3 years

Sometimes I wonder How many people have smelled fresh Basil simmering in EVOO with thinly sliced garlic as it turns gold?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

4 years

@RationalMale @_Rian_Stone The maid he banged raised the one on the left He personally raised the one on the right.

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

At biz dinner once, Nobu. Guy orders largest $ most expensive sake bottle they had for 2 of us. He Takes first sip says “nah too sweet” Orders waiter to come back and I’m thinking is he really gonna try and return this? Asks waiter to send it to group of girls table over

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Name the Course they are selling:

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

I keep hearing about meat shortages? Basically have these on autopilot now. Dry aged bone in New York with Home made Dandelion pesto Washed down with Spain’s finest. Hand me the baton, hand me the torch Running the kitchen like it's a sport

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

@onatip Better to live 80 years at 6”2 than 110 at 5”7

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

1 year

Babe not now! I’m in the Trenches! “Where are you?” Im home. “What are you doing?” Writing copy! “For what?” Ball hair remov- it doesn’t matter! I told you I’m in too deep! Grindmodebye!

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

5 months

@michaelcurzi How did they get a George Conway cameo?

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

2 years

May have to stop eating that Ancestral Blend Bison, the constant erections are getting out of hand The other day I’m at the pad, I find myself carrying a cup of coffee in one hand, the newspaper in the other, and *Looks down* and 8 Donuts

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Crazy, fictional hero’s used to be 31-34. These days Most 35 year olds are living with roommates eating a pizza laying on carpet playing PS5 with Kleenex residue on their stomachs Times have changed and so has the culture Sad

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Impregnating a beautiful French model girl and naming your sons Athos Porthos Aramis D’artagnan

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

6 months

Thought it was Tate flexing on the Brokies

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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6 months

Jada Pinkett-Smith shows off her jean leg warmers

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

Beautiful Russian model girl planned a Sunday picnic By the sea Fresh Oysters Champagne Knows me well

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

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@TheFigen_ Same guy on the left, pretending to be a tourist

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@GondorffShaw

3 years

Private schools with 1990 - 2000 curriculum could be big business

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Shaw Gondorff

@GondorffShaw

3 years

“Babe when are we going to Maldives?” “That’s out of my budget.. but I’m loyal with integrity, courageous and I have life princi-

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A man should not predominantly judge his progress based on money, clout, etc. But rather personal intangibles such as integrity, loyalty, courage, life principles, etc. The goal should be building such a strong internal foundation to be proud of. The former is the byproduct.

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