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Young man, old soul. Future Mayor. Miller High Life Aficionado. Project Manager of the year 2020-2024, 10.2 handicap- updated Apr 24

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2013
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
mom isn’t home, you know what that means…dog on da counter 😎
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4 months
my local YMCA steam room is looking fire these days 👍🏻
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
put up a triple double last night 33 light beers 10 zynz 28 times said “i’d follow you into war motherfucker” to my boys
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2 months
ancient relic
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
hosted a small networking event for young professionals at my compound last night- here are some highlights
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Sweet Baby Clay
2 months
me saying goodnight to my roommates after a great night on the couch together watching the evening slate
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
Jett looking at his Ralph Lauren jacket, burberry scarf, and Lucchese boots before date night at Pookie’s favorite restaurant
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Sweet Baby Clay
1 month
Did Bubba Watson serve the worst Master’s meal of all time? Looks like something my mom made back in the recession of 2008
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
when i stumble in at 6 am tomorrow morning smelling like egg nog and cigarettes and my mom asks me what i’ve been doing all night
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
when pookie picks out my outfit for the night and it’s fire
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Sweet Baby Clay
2 months
the cardigan needs to make a comeback to golf everywhere. this might be the cleanest photo ever taken
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Golf Digest
2 months
Arnold Palmer and Ben Hogan at the 1966 Masters. 📸
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Sweet Baby Clay
1 month
*me to the group of girls next to me at the bar waiting for a drink* “i guess that’s why they call this march madness huh?” “ew leave us alone” can’t say i didn’t step up to the plate
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
when you’re the big dog like me, you get to travel for work and get these kinds of views…yeah that’s a kohls parking lot 💪🏻 just called my mom and told her i made it, headed to the texas roadhouse now god is good man
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Sweet Baby Clay
6 months
woke up with no hangover. this is kind of nice, but i feel like a liberal
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
*everyone kissing someone at midnight on nye* my dumbass in the corner:
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
@ymca do u consider this acceptable?
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
anybody mind if i act like a fuckin idiot for the night?
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
i wish i could shake this guys hand and buy him a beer
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
4 months
"I HAVE A DAUGHTER IN BROOKLYN. GET THE F-CK OUT OF THE WAY" Fed up black driver physically removes the Free Palestine protestors blocking off the bridge in Manhattan
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5 months
i think of this clip every monday
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
@SobrietyField the tiger woods of uber eats
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
a snowy saturday calls for 3 lbs of skirt steak thought this pic would turn out a lot cooler but i was wrong
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
pfizer loving woke douchebag
@JamesPalmerTV
James Palmer
3 months
Travis Kelce told Justin Tucker he needed to move because their QB Patrick Mahomes had to warm up. So Kelce kicked his ball away and threw his helmet. 😂
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
don’t even have plans tonight but i just found these in my closet and might need to make some now. that’s a fresh pair of trousers if i do say so myself
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
“bring me a pitcher of espresso martini” “done, SBC. anything else?”
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Sweet Baby Clay
21 days
i would say that European mind cannot comprehend this, but i think its safe to say the europeans probably have a pretty good understanding of what this image means another hard fought week in the books, celebrate accordingly
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Sweet Baby Clay
28 days
my dad at age 23, getting married and about to start a family……vs my dumbass at the same age dumping RBV’s on my head
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Sweet Baby Clay
2 months
used to lay concrete with this guy back in ‘91. great dude
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Need more content from this young lad. Gonna be running a farm by the time he’s 12.
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
everyone knows that hollywood makes cigarettes look so appealing in tv/movies all across the board…. I would like to dedicate this tweet to Band of Brothers for making cigarettes look so badass
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
doing some light reading this morning. my morals have slipped recently, read a few chapters and now i’m back to living my life as a brother of the white cross
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
fellas how’d i do?
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
Ordered an uber pool home from the airport today. Shared the ride with a guy by the name of Leroy. Leroy and I immediately started chopping it up. Fellas been a union pipe fitter for 37 years. Conversation was great and I asked Leroy if he wanted to keep the party going and…
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3 months
is uber pool still a thing? could be a great way to meet some other bros
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Sweet Baby Clay
6 months
anyone know how to get a guinness stain out of this shirt
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Sweet Baby Clay
6 months
the left is pissed i’m on my 10th Guinness
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
lots of steak experts in my mentions telling me i don’t know how to sear a steak. i was making SKIRT steak you dunces. here’s some real cuts of meat for you to come after
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Sweet Baby Clay
1 month
waitress: “u guys all good out here?” “keep bringing out these buckets until i pass out mam, respectfully”
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4 months
@Bmangall20 a kona big wave with this fucker would be unreal
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 months
here’s a depressing tweet: the highlight of my day is drinking a celcius in the shower in the morning. after that, it’s pretty much downhill until the next morning
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 years
hahahah wait u said racist and xenophobic?? in what way? the man just made a simple little dad joke. good luck getting joel poor, a MARKETING LEGEND, fired. joel is probably the best and funniest professors i’ve had in my life, with that being said #istandwithjoel
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#StillConcerned
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@Mizzou , fire professor Joel Poor for his racist and xenophobic comments that he delivered to his Marketing 3000 class today.
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Sweet Baby Clay
7 months
me and the boys just sent in an appetizer of meatballs for the chicks across the bar…results to follow
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Sweet Baby Clay
24 days
aimless walking season is upon us don’t ask me where i’m going because i don’t know
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Sweet Baby Clay
1 month
just saw a guy bench 315 wearing a henry ruggs jersey note to self: stay out of that guys way
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
if someone offered me $50,000,000 for walter id say no
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show ur pet ASAP (as smol as possible)
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Sweet Baby Clay
6 months
“Please don’t embarrass yourself in front of my friends like last time” “don’t worry, i’m only planning on having a few modelos” *me 2 hours later*
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Sweet Baby Clay
4 years
Natty lights and Turkish royals will be annihilated tonight in someone’s basement. Classic stuff
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CBC High School
4 years
NO SCHOOL TOMORROW (Monday, Dec. 16, 2019) due to inclement weather. After-school activities are also cancelled.
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@chickentenderl5 from my experience, you’ll want to be the drunkest person there. like really drunk. everyone, including your gf, will think it’s hilarious. best of luck my friend
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Sweet Baby Clay
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@StoolieMemes this chick rocks- plain and simple
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6 months
i am still going to fry a turkey on my balcony
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6 months
bad day to be the corduroy and cardigan section at banana republic. this white boy just got fitted fr!
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12 days
you know it’s a sunday when you hear that sweet sound of domestics going down the trash chute. it’s poetic honestly
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
this my aesthetic yall fw it? ADIOS
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Sweet Baby Clay
1 year
me after 5 michelob ultras to the boys before a night out
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Sweet Baby Clay
6 months
she’s here. and my god…..she is beautiful. most important purchases a man can make: first car first house first rolex first turkey fryer this is a special day at the compound of sweet baby clay
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Sweet Baby Clay
6 months
Step 1: acquire a proper fryer
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Sweet Baby Clay
21 days
update: they rejected the stuffed peppers, and now they kicked me out. Lord, when will the pain end ?
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21 days
just sent the cute girls across the bar over an appetizer of stuffed peppers. results to come
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
r/watchexchange SNIPE proud owner
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
need one of these square watches soon. unfortunately they’re not easy to find
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2 months
in honor of spring break season, please enjoy these reviews of the resort we stayed at my senior year of high school. truly one of the most classic things in my camera roll
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1 month
coconut milk mob
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3 months
“Cooking these up for you and a special lady?” the cashier at my local grocer asks me…. “nope. just a young man trying to hit his protein for the day, couldn’t pass up the valentine’s day deal. also, mind your damn business”
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4 months
i’ll be right back, just gotta step outside and handle a few things
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1 month
guy nightstand
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6 months
the left is pissed i’m on my 10th Guinness
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4 years
might be my only serious tweet ever but needed somewhere to say it. a year ago today was the lowest point of my life by a lot. woke up this morning with a big ass smile on my face. taking the action to change is an amazing feeling #fuckxanax
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1 month
there’s nothing quite like getting ready for tee time 4 hours early. giggling like a school girl, ready to go low out there. a quick prayer on the first tee box, and then the boys are off on the good friday invitational. O/U today is 86.5. playing a tough track, hoping i…
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Sweet Baby Clay
2 months
these are so ridiculous that i just might have to pull the trigger
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Ramp Capital
2 months
When you have to submit a deal by 8am but have a tee time at 8:30am
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
my roommate fed me this lock earlier. i think i might owe that guy some dinner. and just like that i am back
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1 month
packing up my things for the evening
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3 months
@bigcontentguy Pookie: “can you just watch on your phone? do you really need to bring a laptop?” Jett: “I am literally the man”
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
nothing i like more than 45 swinging a 7 iron i’ve been nervous to say this…but here goes nothing… I AM PERSONALLY ENDORSING DONALD J TRUMP IN THE 2024 ELECTION 45 and 47!!! unfollow me if u deem this offensive, doesn’t matter to me
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NUCLR GOLF
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🚨⛳️🇺🇸 #DART — Former President Donald Trump played a round at Trump National Palm Beach with LIV golfer Caleb Surratt today and fired a dart on 17: “Oh thats going to be close… oh that was good!” (🎥: @calebsurratt1 )
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@grif24 hell yeah!
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POV: man gets wind that his hound has escaped the compound via an open gate. Man swiftly springs into action in order to embark on his search. That man in question is none other than my father.
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Sweet Baby Clay
3 months
which leads me to this thought: back in my college days i engineered this banana pipe with a removable bowl. maybe my degree wasn’t a total waste?
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4 years
Sigma chi moans vs the beta theta pi’s on rosemary lane at the beginning of pledge ship
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5 months
parlays haven’t been hitting lately so i’m forced to buy the discounted ground beef
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6 months
what do you have to say for yourself, @bidenadministration ?
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5 months
Alpha male breakfast. did i miss any food group? @JoeBiden @drfauci
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6 months
Game day.
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6 months
she’s here. and my god…..she is beautiful. most important purchases a man can make: first car first house first rolex first turkey fryer this is a special day at the compound of sweet baby clay
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Sweet Baby Clay
14 days
one of the greatest videos of all time
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Frat Stafford
3 months
Happy Friday ladies and gentleman
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17 days
what’s a man to do for the evening in peoria illinois? apparently there’s a journey concert in town. might have to pick myself up some miller high life’s and head over
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18 days
Celebrating paying my taxes today with a personal rack of lamb
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5 months
black tie event this weekend. figured i’d bring out the hugh hefner look instead of the traditional tuxedo. what are the haters going to say about this one?
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“but clay, you’re just a lil innocent white boy from the suburbs” “let me correct you: a lil white boy from the suburbs with the welsh dragon on him now” put some respect on my family’s heritage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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2 months
me in the winter: “yeah i’m moving to scottsdale, im sick of this cold weather” first 60+ degree day in chicago: “i will die in lincoln park”
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9 years
Sorry man, I'll stop taking pics of my neighbors car http://t.co/7DfYqNY3PA
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5 months
lamb chops
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5 months
christopher moltisanti inspired velour tracksuit. dad says i look ridiculous, we’ll see how ridiculous i feel when im getting cat called walking down wells street
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2 months
walter and i enjoying the sun today
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2 months
@BenDoverNY42069 if they don’t have domestics, i don’t want em
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20 days
stepped out to the saloon for a couple cocktails. any issues?
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14 days
soundbar in the bathroom is a based move hope the neighbors like creed in the morning as much as i do
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3 months
shoutout to trump for the global warming. 45 degrees but it feels like 90. might jump in the lake
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1 month
tastes like tears from a liberal happy easter everyone. get outside and enjoy this beautiful earth
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4 months
the left wishes i was drinking oat milk and eating soy for breakfast. not today liberals
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1 month
just whipped up some smash burgers on the cast iron for me and my boy. washed it down with a high life….got a 12 pack at jewel for $8…hope everyone has a great weekend
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2 months
firs tee time of the year this weekend…i just checked the forecast: -scattered pockets of bob seger throughout the mid morning -heavy downpour of coors lights -80% chance of me hitting the chi chi rodriguez at any birdie opportunity I AM BACK
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Sweet Baby Clay
10 years
Get Wong a beer
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4 months
@glutenfreeperc that bar looks around the right length for clay. tell me i’m wrong?
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Sweet Baby Clay
2 months
anybody mind if i throw on the tiger mockneck parlayed with the pink and white gallivanters? didn’t think so. course record may be in some serious trouble tomorrow morning (this is going to be a golf account for the time being)
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Sweet Baby Clay
7 months
faurot field is in for a hurricane when i come through wearing this piece #BEATLSU
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Sweet Baby Clay
5 months
just got to urgent care and the lady handed me this. can someone please help me out and explain what I am supposed to do with this?
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3 months
road trip!
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4 months
Sweet Baby Clay’s top 5 all time… 1. Night Moves- Bob Seger 2. Dirty Work- Steely Dan 3. One Last Breath- Creed 4. Rooster- Alice in Chains 5. All Your’n- Tyler Childers HM: Sleeping Angel- Stevie Nicks your negative comments won’t be welcomed.
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