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Long live the Machine Empire

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Joined July 2023
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npm cache clean --force
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They gave *all* Metamates GPT-4 💀 Google ngmi 🤡🤡💀💀💀
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@pk_kenzie Say what?
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@gemsofbabus_ Cause Punjab is going straight to Narcotics 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Gareeb Biharis make do with Khayeni and Jarda
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@Infosys Kuch banao desh ke liye bhai. Gyaan mat pelo.
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@broBigOrBroHome 7-figure salary for front end will keep a mf trapped in local maxima.
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They got Yogi Ji for the checkered flag 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@debarghya_das Local Gurudwaras in South Bay are full of “refugee” Sikhs. Almost all the Sikhs you see in the Bay Area who are not in tech have used the “refugee” excuse to get their residency. You can hire them to cook meals for you at $60/hr on Sundays. To keep the gc pipeline open they need
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@d_feldman To learn a language you MUST speak it casually with native speakers or someone who can correct you every step of the way. Just doing gamified memorization and quizzes isn’t a substitute for that
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@adastroworld Planes have been flying and landing by themselves for decades now. Autopilot doesn’t have to account for some random dude cutting you off in a Prius while landing.
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@politicalawake I think the Chinese and the Koreans would beg to differ.
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@tunguz Calculations are wrong? Just make them right 😎
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@CorbettCornell2 @Nirmal_120304 Life must be hard with such a massive intellectual handicap. Praying for you ॐ 🙏
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@TOIBengaluru That woman will never raise her hands on anyone for the rest of her life. Maybe you feel uncomfortable but that guy Pavlov’d her 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@gemsofbabus_ Saari GDP train pe uda do ge to plane kaise udenge.
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@Martposting Well they’ll have to fight against Muslim women who’ll be swearing that Hijab is their choice and they can take it off whenever they want (they can’t)
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Praying everyday that Sundar gets fired so that Indians shut the fuck up about “CeO of GoOgLe 🇮🇳
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You have to be a complete fucking moron to think iPhone 15 is a leap from iPhone 12.
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Opinion: Three reasons why the reaction from the tech/Apple community over the iPhone 15 and iPhone 15 Pro are completely out of touch with the likely fact that these phones will sell like hotcakes. 1) The majority of people don't update their iPhones for 2-3 years, which means
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Eating Naan in India makes you realize how awful it is in the US. Bloated af and doughy to the point that they got you seasonin it with Garlic to push it down your throat.
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When I first came to the United States of America my though wasn’t “oh look at how much wastage they’ve got” or “this should be a walkable city” it was “Everyone should be living like this” Suburbs where you can live with a dignified amount of space and have all your
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This is infinitely more corrosive to the human spirit than NYC lol
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@abacaj The government doesn’t want oyu to know this but you can actually run for as many epochs as you want
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Saw this weird trend in India where people have started getting tattoos. It’s amazing how quick Indians are to adopt low class behavior as long as it’s some quasi-Western signal among their chapri circles. Same with drinking and weed.
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Random L5s quitting their FAANG jobs and acting like they’re walking away from $100 million HBO contract.
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@BenjaminNorton +30000000000000 social credit 🇨🇳🥟🍜🍜🍜
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@nisten It’s always been that. He’s been called Zuck for over a decade now even inside his company.
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@YearOfTheKraken Aisi shakal mil gayi bechare ko. Ab bhagwan ko kosne ke sivay bacha hi kya hai.
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@coldhealing @ronawang Fym UIUC has been top 5 CS programs since the inception of CS as a major
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Wait till you realize that rich kids from schools like RKP or Modern Barakhamba have been partying like this since the 80s. The only dehatis are clowns like you who think that this is new or that it is ok to embrace such debauchery.
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2030, the average Indian youth will party like this. Dehats will still be writing "fatherless behaviour" in the comments, jealous cause they weren't invited to the party.
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@dbrand 🫵🫵🫵🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Laude lag gaye
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@KarolusWangus @DamonkirbyKirby @JohnHMcWhorter If you read old books instead of reading a book about how vulgar language was in old times you’d know that’s bs
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Remember kids the Bengalan might look cute rn. But in 20 years she’ll be the reason you have a thot daughter AND a gay son.
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80k is that weird number where it’s a respectable salary in both American and Indian context
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80k is a good salary.
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@unraveaero They were pretty confident about 300+ in 2019 too.
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@vibinbaburajan @protosphinx Research on mass psychosis which leads to people like Lalu Yadav coming into power after having run the state into the ground two decades ago.
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Why do many get insanely good grades but suck in irl work I genuinely don’t understand
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King of the hill.
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magic masala went to murica for masters
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@garrytan There weren’t any problems when an organization they were associated with was signing letters condoning terrorism. Now that there’s consequences all of these clowns start playing the victim. Make no mistake the only reason they’re crying now is because there’s consequences
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@broBigOrBroHome Yeah but his AEs have probably 2-3x’d. if you got some last year when it was at $98 and is now sitting at $300.
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@HalfAcreBTCFarm @tszzl South Asian is a dog whistle for Indians who self loath. The fuck you mean South Asian. We have a subcontinent that we call India. We are Indians.
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@PalmerLuckey @eric_seufert His name’s literally bozo. The guy is a massive tard whose entire accomplishment is ruining pcvr and having five reorgs a year in RL. Clown is CTO in name only.
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Holika Dahan ॐ नमो भगवते वासुदेवाय नमः
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Zucc is sooo mad. His wife has never said that to him and it shows 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Mark Zuckerberg & his wife Priscilla was surprised to see Anant Ambani's watch. Anant was seen carrying beautiful audemars piguet royal oak open worked skeleton worth INR 14 crore. 🤑 #AnantRadhikaWedding | #AnantAmbani
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@thechosenberg If I use a Visa card with Apple Pay is that counting for Visa or Apple Pay?
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Contraband 😈
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@cto_junior Whatever’s available through the Azure deployment, I doubt they have the capacity to constantly serve GPT-4. Still no small feat. Meta’s serious about the game.
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If she’s drinking on Diwali then you should focus on yourself king. Imagine what godless heathens can’t give up their vices for a day.
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@nobi_hegemony @coldhealing Brother you’re too poor to be doordashing and complaining on the internet
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I mean has it not been obvious that the most raging socialists are trust fund clowns who don’t understand labor and reward mechanisms?
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Hasan Piker is a trust fund baby? 😳
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@mypillowgorl Do it. No one wants you anyway.
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I have experienced this personally as well during school. It starts subtly and then turns into mocking your religion, your food, your habits etc. I saw a secular turk turn into a radical right in front of my eyes. We both used to eat the spicy Italian sub during freshman year
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Be it the dressing room, the playground or the dining table, this happened to me every day.
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@RohanKhurana001 Deleting WhatsApp and LinkedIn in that case
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@tarauk L + Cope + “taxi chalaunda” + “Kashi Mathura”
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Jeff was cooking ngl
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Imagine running with this view every day
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@dollarbillbluez Chai means tea. That is the definition of redundant. “Uhm akshually”-ing wrong opinions doesn’t make you right.
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@visakh_vkrishna @thekaipullai Says who? Lockheed and Raytheon hire students right out of college.
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@maicurioushoon Meta employees flying business class Google employees taking the California High-Speed Rail 💀💀💀💀💀
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3! 2! 1! Gooo Shoot!
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Let it rip!
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When you have an idea but there’s already a GitHub repo word for word doing exactly that.
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@Appyg99 @debarghya_das 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Milk/Yogurt/Lentils/Chana/Chole left the chat
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Mom’s blasting Chhath songs on full volume. Feels nice after 7 years without it. Happy Chhath Puja to all 🙏🕉️☀️🌅
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@Pinko69420 Bio checks out 🤡
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@skooookum Should’ve said “we can make it messy together”
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Great day to start a new series
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Long live the Machine Empire
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They’ll spend a bunch of money only for the contractor to hire retards who do a job like this. And the civil engineer in charge will close his eyes and nod off.
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@IndianTechGuide
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🚨 Govt is planning to set up single agency for infrastructure planning, monitoring, and evaluation to ensure maximum impact on the economy.
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Cooking your own food is so hype. I should’ve moved sooner.
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This is nothing lmao. People who book Shah Rukh or other top celebrities pay upwards of $1.5 million for a night with a handful of performances. Chainsmokers probably didn’t even last the starters.
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rich indians are flying out the chainsmokers to perform at their wedding. the american cultural victory is so beautiful
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@mxtaverse Stayed out of the Sun for a decade? Indians are fairer than they seem but Tropic of Cancer melanin turns brown really fast with minimal sun exposure.
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@IamSlacktivist @losblancos2305 @FelineTwinsTwo You wanna guess what else isn’t indigenous to the Indian subcontinent yet has been present since the invasion of Ghurids and Ghaznavids?
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@typeofemale Bruh fell for the bait cmon
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Pro tip: Stop asking people about their work. Make it a rule and you’ll find yourself having much more interesting conversations than you do now.
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@thakurign @debarghya_das Pretty common knowledge in South Bay. I don’t mind the cheap cooks tho 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Adding more to New Delhi is just Silent Hill
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Silent Hill VR? Pffftt just visit New Delhi in November bro.
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@techn0_sap1en @ri_maiti Purely for internal productivity. Game recognizes game.
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No lie. I meet him and he goes “Kon jaat ho?” Deadass 💀💀💀💀
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Guy who responds with his caste when asked what kind of Indian he is
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Wait till you see how many Indians fought for Britain during WW2 🤡🤡
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Evolution(?)
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Back in the states and always a blackpill to realize how even the best roads in India don’t hold up to the I-101. The infrastructural moat is so large that despite efforts by Liberals the supremacy has yet to be eroded. Meanwhile we’re farming retards in Ashoka and JNU.
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Tech bros will eat the most dog water dry chicken with orange gravy from a 3.2star takeout on El Camino Real and then proceed to give commentary on “indian food”
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You’re all posers
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Ye to naan hai bc
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Traditional Armenian lavash bread being made
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American VCs don’t want Indian companies expanding in America whereas Chinese companies are funded by the state backed entities and are free to operate anywhere in the world. AND American VCs can subsidize an app for Indians but Indian VCs can’t do the other way around.
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Hear me out alright? We've had an IT & two rounds of startup revolutions here in India ('10, '16). Yet we've somehow failed to build a single startup that competes globally. 🇨🇳TikTok, CapCut, Shein & Temu have all TAKEN OVER the world. What is the 🇮🇳 story lacking?
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@TheUnUsualGuyy @DJSnM Ah yes pulling things out of your ass
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Back to sub 15 after 12 years.
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@SFSportsAndTech @Jason @xai Bro said Bard before Llama 😭
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My compilers professor was so fucking based
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Earthquake in SF??
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I grew up on these streets
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I grew up on these streets
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@terronk @jmn244 @0xKyon Then you can explain to us what he’s doing right? Without using the word stochastic or probabilistic?
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Having a partner who you can confide in and share your true feelings with is such an important thing in life.
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One of my neighbors are just some random German trust fund kids (they’re in their 30s married with kids) All they do every day is relax with their kids and chill. What a life.
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Satya Nadela to the board after hearing about SamA’s firing.
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America needs to put its banks on the spot for giving out retarded loans. My gf’s friend is taking out a $300k loan to go to a no name private school in the Caribbean with no guarantees that she’ll get a job. Who approved this? This moron will then blame the country 🤡🤡🤡
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Theres four war-rooms going on right now. Google accelerating Gemini timelines to capitalize on this. Meta is probably trying to make some calls and offer SamA an independent role Microsoft is trying to figure out if they’re still the “preferred partners” OpenAI reorganizing
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Checks out. The physics degree must not be going too hot for she/her to digress into nonsense.
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Lockheed Martin made a weapon that shoots out blades at humans like they are meat in a blender? And many scientists and engineers worked on this? I am going to be sick. Physically sick.
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I love how if Dan Brown wrote a book today it would be 20 pages long. The protagonist goes on 4chan and all the autists across the globe come together and solve the mystery in less than 24 hours. There would also be a truck driving around honking to get the location of a live
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