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@FrankKhalidUK Nazário wrote the books Suarez’s teachers read. If not for injuries. You compare de Lima to Maradona or Pele, not Suarez.

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@femigbaja The entire convoy didn’t shoot someone. One person did. That person has a name. Have him arrested and investigated. You guys are letting these people give you a very terrible rep. I don’t understand why you cover for these animals. Same thing with Lekki, no names till today!

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@binjoadeniran I bowed to greet one Professor few times. She studied how I did it and started bowing to greet me. I didn’t know how to react.

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@crazyclipsonly She’s about to be a grandma

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@Bornakang Cuz gotta Airbnb this

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@omithehomie “don’t tell anybody” Her:

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@raphousetv2 His genes might be down but he up though

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@WowTerrifying Thankfully, his pants are black.

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@FadeHubb My hedge is my fence. Unauthorized entry. Evidence gathered is inadmissible. Arrests are illegal.

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@EtuboLion Like they’ll just cut off a piece of a live cow, grilled it for 30 seconds, put it on a plate, add 2 leaves, and hurry to put it in front of you before it’s completely dead.

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@peace_igho @Gwazavictoria Kenyans are wild

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@iamchyle @PoliceNG he said that your Inspector General is too small to be telling him what to do 😂😂😂

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@lolaloveandart American: Most of you failed, so I’ll have to adjust your grades accordingly. Nigerian: I vividly recall relaying to you at the commencement of the recently concluded semester that A is for God, B is for me, and C is for you. We are not the same.

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@renoomokri @the_Lawrenz Dear @renoomokri , Intelligence is not measured by your bank balance, or the balances of those that surround you. People devote their intelligence to different endeavors, only one of which is making wealth. In fact, I suspect that this total dedication of all Nigerians to make..

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@rahsh33m Why’s he stopping her from training for the main event?

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@instablog9ja He should accept their apology and discount them N2,000.

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@iamcobbina We’re trying our best to see you bro, but we can’t 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@EtuboLion @mowaGLINT “i’ll let it slides cos we’re birthday mates” that’s what your mates are doing. Odds ko, lottery ni.

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@JediNabber Had us rooting for bottles

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@chemicalbrodar Hakuna my platter

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@uzoart “Wow, you’re so good? You should sell your art.”

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@oluwatofunmii_ All of us:

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@Gidi_Traffic

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@Adonisxxx Like father like son 😂 If my son doesn’t ask not to go to school a few times, I’ll question his paternity.

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@Sujodamystique After, they’ll complain of heartbreak. Heart that was thrust on him under duress.

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@damilola_MD @CallFunbi Ija wa, ija o si. Always kini? Always guiding.

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@renoomokri @the_Lawrenz …wealth at the expense of the things that actually matter is responsible for that nation’s poverty. Not just in money, but also in the quality of its education, science and technology, morality, conscience, arts, religion, et cetera.

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@RealOlaudah @colbertventures If we check long enough, we’ll find one of his children’s posts aspiring to Maguire.

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@OfficialEnam Usually, NK hackers is pseudonym for NK government. So our guy is sufficiently finished.

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@Kierstensharris Boy: What do you do for a living? Her: My husband

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@SamuelOtigba @HarrisonNwele This one didn’t even appropriate, he stole her entire identity 💀

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@Blackshadie All of us:

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@fletchy2fat @edemm03 There’s a black man living inside him.

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@TheCakeChancery You self, see what you did. Have you seen anything like this before? Don’t you feel like you broke some record somewhere?

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Client : Someone directed me to your page, I need a cake for a civil engineer.I want the cake to also have road construction details, is that possible??? ME : Say no more sir, I gat you … 👇👇👇👇👇👇

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@Badboytimz On the up side, that many people don’t believe you is testament to how well you’ve healed.

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@iamshakeena @michelleeffect 0:08 - Wow, greatness. Legacy 0:12 - Not cool Fugees & MTV 😡 0:18 - 😳 0:23 - 🤯

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@Gidi_Traffic If we search long enough, we’ll find a video or tweet by him telling us how to manage pits and how previous attacks were due to the victims’ carelessness.

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@RealOlaudah Nobody can run this particular president street cos he’s surrounded by people that know what you’re talking about. Even if you corner him in his bedroom, it’s you vs two seasoned politicians.

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@FrankKhalidUK Messi is so much raw talent and was blessed to end up in Barcelona so early and was surrounded by so much support from a great club (not just players). CR7 with less talent, had to claw his way from Portugal to England to Spain, and only then began to enjoy similar support.

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@FrankKhalidUK I think it’s only fair to compare the two players when they both played in Spain, when La Liga was THE league, at the same time. CR7 then returned to the ghetto (outside Spain) in Italy then England, still dominating every team and league. Messi hasn’t dominated PSG or France.

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@oluwaflojo How did these people convince us that calories are bad. Living a sedentary lifestyle, in which you don’t use up the food you eat, is the problem not yam 😍 My ancestors would turn in their grave if I fell for this.

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King David:

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One of these phones needs to be banned 😧

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@raphousetv2 Who else would have tried to increase the distance between them and a giant dog (that they don’t know anything about) if it lunged at them, barking? Cos that’s what I see him trying to do except the floor is slippery.

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@brfootball @btsportfootball Saw Benzema and switched sides 😂

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@mecowsz These types of design usually stay on computers. You went all the way 👏

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@Elkrosmediahub @CallFunbi

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@drpenking One must wonder if the victim would’ve gone to the police if he got the £6,000 as intended. In every criminal enterprise, there’s always one greedy person that gets everybody caught/unalived. Thankfully.

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@kafiradikalis @Voidward Sounds like he was coping light-heartedly with a difficult situation. He was there, trying to be normal and supportive, through 13 years of her depression. Can you?

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@CallMe_Mathieuu Staff: Sorry Mr Robber but we’ve not made any money today 😭 Robbers: Say no more

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@elhabeeb62 @julietkego God bless his soul. And your mum too.

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@lolaloveandart American: This is an open-book test Nigerian: I need to rusticate someone today. We’re not the same.

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Kanye West signed D’banj to GOOD Music, chain and all. Gave us Oliver Twist and opened so many doors.

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what are some of the craziest moments in Nigerian music history.

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@Naija_PR Her DM:

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@historyinmemes Yeah, then the blacks banded together, kicked the Arabs’ behind and deported them from Zanzibar, the End.

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@instablog9ja Guys, she’s just missing her. It’s love. And they clearly paid her well enough to do all that.

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@rahsh33m Smart. Stopped the video before committing the crime.

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@MalachyOdo1 @AjalaYemi Oyinbo company opened a branch in Nigeria and was paying all it’s staff the naira equivalent of what they pay back home. Why? Because it’s the exact same work! Daz how Nigerian execs entered the scene o. Long story short, all the lower staff, drivers, etc, are now contract staff.

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@Naija_PR Art and collectibles. A painting is sold for $20 in a yard sale today. Before the end of the day, it is authenticated. It was painted by so so and so, in the year XXX. Suddenly it’s worth $20 million. It’s the exact same painting. The $19,999,980 is the value of our sentiment.

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@RomeoProMax @holyinscript Add Importer to your résumé. Or Madame.

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@rahsh33m In her head

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@justbrown__ Their real occupation was staying fit. They retired from staying fit haha.

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@DillonPillay8 You’re more Nigerian than you know 😂

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@ozzyetomi Since when did people start having time to stalk each other in Nigeria? So much grass in out prisons needs cutting, and he seems to have a lot of time and energy.

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@iHad2GoGetit Baby 2 will never know how real things got.

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@Princemoye1 Your men carry assault rifles. You have machine gun belt around your neck. But you want citizens to fight with their bare hands. You don’t want to share power, only responsibility.

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@aproko_doctor How people manage to complicate a 15 mins to 3 hr transaction beats me. If I ever had any issue with any driver it was that they arrived late, started the trip before arriving, or were picky about destination. Within 2-5 minutes of registering my displeasure, we’re chatting...

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@effodu My outlook on life is very simple: you can’t be actively working to ruin my chances in life and still have a chance in life. One of us will give, and it won’t be me.

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@SteveNdukwu At 2-3 hours per day, we call all learn Portuguese in 3 months. Then, we attack.

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@Gidi_Traffic I don’t know why people don’t value their lives. The shovel almost got him. Be frustrating people that are already frustrated. The police he believes in so much can’t arrive at the second he needs them. The poor dog is useless against a crowd. If you don’t like them, evict them.

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@ZowanFayzan @CallFunbi There’s a thin line between religion and cults and it’s not like an announcement is made once you cross to the other side.

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@AdannaPapa Did you just come from the village or you did not come from the village?

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@tosinadeda Hey, who has enough raw rice o?

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@Ethereal_ilo @agirlcantoo I know a few exceptions o. The Yoruba teacher nearly killed our biracial classmate. Her light skin only meant the marks showed better 😭 Then I changed schools and computer teacher impregnated our only white student 😩

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@Naija_PR @ayemojubar You THOUGHT those children wanted to remove you as President so you killed them. It’s not bad enough that you killed children, you did it based off of false intelligence. @10DowningStreet @POTUS

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@Naija_PR For God has not given us a spirit of fear 😌

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@oloye__ Begs the question: Are family members from our mothers’ side warmer with us because of their relationship with our mothers; or do we perceive them to be warmer because of our mothers’ influence on us.

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@Mazigburugburu1 I used my mouth to call the guy terrorist. I’m not even Igbo, but we all owe him an apology. If nothing, he put those bi*ches under stress till they revealed their true color. He’s an hero.

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@ChampagneYemi 21 week days a month is 1 mil. If you sell weekends, 1.5 mil. I guess your new job is selling dodo.

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@WuraOla_Bless @CallFunbi Whatever our sister fed him, it’s powerful and we love it.

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@Chydee It’s not “emotions.” It’s conscience. Lack of it is what got him into that mess. He owed multiples of what other players owed because he didn’t mind doing ANYTHING to blow. Including staking money that was not his. It’s conscience that would have stopped him… if he had one.

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@Gracebal0 I personally don’t know any man that won’t do this when their wife’s just had a baby or something else. At worst, they’ll recruit someone to do it for them. Of course there are men that won’t. But I don’t know them personally.

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@T_nsofor Candles light each other. Their lights combine to illuminate more. Have you ever seen a King without a Queen? How many Kings are married to non-Queens? Kings and Queens birth Princes and Princesses. By offing others’ candles you might be preventing yours and yours from being lit.

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@SaharaReporters What if we first remove their uniform then serve justice?

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@MakindeMedia Seyi strikes again

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@Letter_to_Jack @CallFunbi The croc listened to their protests

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@BenHundeyin @mansherry_YOMI Of course I’m a police officer, I think a young man owning a nice car is a crime.

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@Morris_Monye You’ll see this one outside and toast her. When she says no for your safety, you’ll press further 😕

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@ManLikeIcey @iyke_nwabuko Except Aso Rock

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@nypost He was responsible for her. This has to be a crime. Wait, so you mean someone can lure someone else out into the desert, telling them everything is fine, they’ll protect them etc, abandon them to die in the middle of the desert, and say “at least I didn’t shoot him”?

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@Bout_this_U @shannonsharpeee You can see that he turned unto the tracks. I’m more worried there’s no barricades or flashing lights when a train’s coming. Cos he’s not the only deaf person driving.

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@gyaigyimii @MrOdanz Who else thinks watching trainings and listening to team talks is inside info for betting?

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@effodu Bro, I sent email, copied VC, and the entire hierarchy down to the person I handed my documents to. In the same email I narrated how much I paid as “thank you” when I went there. I got an acknowledgment of receipt from my grad school within the week. The violent takes it by force

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@ronaldnzimora @ObiladeOA She was so aloof in the interview. Both parents gone. She shed a tear at the end. Almost as an afterthought. Like she’s already looking forward past the clog in the wheel. I fear her pass normal fear woman.

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@Omojuwa I’m not his fan but I agree with him that the war on cybercrime is the smaller fish and that its prosecution is more performative than anything else. But I also believe that the 2 aren’t mutually exclusive and that the EFCC can simultaneously catch cyber and paper thieves.

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@Niifemi_nife @colbertventures Se ori e pe?

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@_SirWilliam_ @DavidHundeyin Nigerians are too secretive for their own good. Snitch for posterity’s sake! Rumors is all we get. Now we have to wait for oyinbo to come and wring the truth out of us. Well, me I’ll pay top dollar to watch an Abacha movie sha. It should be titled The Devil is Black/ Wears Green.

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Ah, Lugard, you will not rest well. More fuel to your hell.

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@FrankKhalidUK Most players never see gold lol.

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