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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

1 month

I wrote a flash as part of the rollout for @AniokeVincent 's debut; "Perfect Little Angels". This is the first piece of fiction I've written in almost two years (that's how much I love this debut!). So go ahead and pre-order the book.

Witness — Vincent Anioke

www.vincentanioke.com

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

Patriarchy makes you think a woman who's being cheated on is a clown and not the ain't shit man. Lol.

Lemon 🍋

@kholofelo_r_

4 years

Cardi B was the most cheated on female rapper of 2019. This is according to the clown chart, she's currently ranking no.1

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Here Bruv, fixed it for you.

Percules 💪🏾

@AJStillDontCare

1 year

I don’t think pregnancy is easy, I just think it’s not as hard as women make it out.. Cause like your whole body by design was made to do that shit, just like knives were made to cut it’s not hard for them to do that.. It’d be hard for a spoon to cut something, but not a knife

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

A gentle reminder that this picture is from a gay conversion therapy session in a church.

TACHA.ETH🔱🇳🇬🇬🇭

@Symply_Tacha

2 years

Our President is asking us National Security Question on Twitter!! God Abeg Oh!! Abeg oo!!

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 month

Kate Middleton

Mark Agoi

@officialmarcorn

1 month

Who is this?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

14 days

If we're talking about who's the better vocalist, it's Adele If we're talking about who's the better songwriter, it's Adele If we're talking about who's grounded in music theory, it's Adele If we're talking about who has a more cross-generational and diverse audience, it's Adele

Colyn

@colynelliott

14 days

And fuck yall @RollingStone

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

🥺🥺🥺

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

9 months

The men saying "cooking gives joy", have clearly not consistently cooked for a full family before. I grew up in a house where everyone cooks and/or participates in meal prep. After uni, I took charge of cooking for everyone and the way I started resenting everybody in that house.

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 months

Good because my salary has finished. Make we dey go.

☔

@Whotfismick

3 months

we went from February 1 to February 10 in just 3 minutes

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

There was a day I was making dinner for the whole family and I just broke into tears because the rice was too big for me to turn into the jollof sauce (the entire sauce settled at the bottom) and someone shouted from the parlour "He has cooked nonsense again!".

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

"You just had to be there."

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@Ethereal_ilo

9 months

I need Meg to stay away from that vile human being. Stay as far away as possible.

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

9 months

According to rumors, Nicki Minaj and Megan The Stallion are on talking terms again.

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Girl, let's talk about this over a bottle of wine.

YabaLeftOnline

@yabaleftonline

1 year

“This is so painful. We don’t even know him” – Toke Makinwa laments bitterly over Banky W’s loss to Labour Party candidate

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

My father is not perfect but one thing that man did was raise his kids. I could remember when all of us were in primary/nursery school, this man would line us to bathe us as my mom is making breakfast. Like my mom will go for August Meeting for weeks and be rest assured that...

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

I will always be sympathetic towards Annie. She's a victim. When a 24 yr old man starts preying on you from 15, it does things to you. And most victims like Annie never recover.

Olufunmilola

@rusticfunmi

1 year

It's really hard to feel sorry for Annie at this point. You accept the love you think you deserve. #YoungFamousAfrican

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

One of my greatest fears is ending up with a partner who will force me to skits with them. I'll just report you to my mom.

jt👷🏾‍♀️

@jesstake

3 years

Trouble sleep yanga wake am💀

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

6 months

Yes, you're asun, you're roundabout, you're kilishi, you're nkwobi, you're assorted meat 😌😌😌

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

The world is actually very cruel to sexual abuse survivors especially when they are women or children.

AJ+

@ajplus

3 years

A woman in France is on trial for killing her stepfather who raped her starting when she was 12, forced her into prostitution and married her. Valérie Bacot shot him after being raped by one of his clients, but the court ruled out self-defense. She faces life in prison.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

To add to this: studies show multiple visits to orphanages are detrimental to children's mental health; seeing random people visit, take pictures, and never come back. Please if you're not committed to constant visits and being part of these children's lives, just donate and go.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Who had the audacity to be worse than us???

Miz Cazorla

@MizCazorla1

3 years

NIGERIA, RANKED 88 OUT OF 90 WORST PLACES TO BE BORN ON EARTH.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

11 months

You can't fund schools, you can't fund hospitals, you can't fund refineries, you can't fund industries, you can't fund subsidies, what can you fund?

Nigeria Newsdesk

@NigeriaNewsdesk

11 months

BREAKING: “Government Can’t Fund Universities Anymore” – FG Declares via @politicsngr

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

Didn't you heavily campaign for this administration????

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

There are at least 100 Adaobis with this exact complexion in Trans-Ekulu.

they/them

@sugspicenotnice

1 year

This is not a Black woman. Sorry not sorry. If you make me look dark, you're white.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

6 months

Nigerian Christians have the ability to clock who has sold their soul to the Illuminati but can't clock presidential candidates with intentions of destroying our lives.

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@Ethereal_ilo

8 months

Lmfao, on top "Angeli Angelina". It's not even like his art is profound.

234Homeboy (234HB)

@234_HB

8 months

“I have no idea what Afrobeats is, It’s why I created the Afro-Fusion Genre personally”- Burna Boy🦍

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

But can a French person pronounce "Agwotulumbe" correctly? No. So I'm sticking to pronouncing it as "Fox".

LateNiteTip

@thedoctormom

4 years

Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe” Faux is pronounced “foe”

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 month

Watch Nigerians take this as a challenge.

AKANA 💙❤️

@AkanaPhenix

1 month

MESSAGE TO CHRISTIANS

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

9 months

We really need to teach men to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller, to have an opinion but definitely not too much.

John Mason

@LivingGodsTruth

9 months

Premarital sex and pornography are a greater crisis to humanity than climate change ever will be.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

5 months

And you just had to sprinkle misogyny into it. Notice how the women are all scantily dressed and overtly sexual? Notice how there are way more women than men (contrary to the list we saw)? Notice how only the women are portrayed as not qualified to attend the event?

Wilfred E. Orhue🫧

@Fredolution_Now

5 months

My cartoon today: High-powered delegation 😂

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@Ethereal_ilo

5 months

Oh, she was having a mother-off with Danielle Steele.

Juanita smells so fucking good

@Kessiedoll

5 months

Nobody was touching Nora Robert back in the day.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

If you attended a school in Nigeria with white or biracial students, the discussion on the TL will not even surprise you.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Have you people now seen how stupid it is to 'advise' women so that "they won't get raped"? Because the anger in the replies and quotes show that you people understand how useless it is to place the burden of "safety" on the victims of a crime rather than the perpetrators.

Peoples Gazette

@GazetteNGR

3 years

‘Roll up your car windows,’ Sanwo-Olu tells Lagosians complaining of traffic robbery

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Please continue raising these valid questions. All National Symbols must either be in English or written in the 500+ languages that we have in this country.

Ogbeni OmoBolaji

@ogbenibolaji

4 years

Why do we still have Arabic inscriptions on our Naira? Are we Arabs?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

Stop calling elected officials "Daddy" and "Mommy". They're not your parents. They're elected to serve you.

The Dayo Israel™

@dayoisrael

2 years

1am today, our next President ASIWAJU was up and about meeting with stakeholder and treating files. This is a usual day for him, and those of us privileged to be around him to witness his passion for Nigeria, first hand. In BAT, we will have a President working round the clock

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Didn't you just accept "hugesumofmoneyandjeep" from a governor who is owing workers for months? Did you feel pain then? Will this be the pain your next album will explore? (25 marks)

Burna Boy

@burnaboy

3 years

This next album. I need you to hear the pain in my voice, The pain of an OUTSIDER, Forever marked by my skin ,my past and the place I come from No matter how skilled I am or how honourable I proved myself.

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

Lmfao. She will soon be nominated for commissioner for culture and tourism Anambara State.

Bye Ashanti, Ike.

@fabiodondada

2 years

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

11 months

Me after tying cardigan firmly around my waist in sec school:

Terror Alarm

@Terror_Alarm

1 year

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

What is going on?!!! Nigerian men are defending a man who murdered his girlfriend. They are sending him food and care packages???????

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@Ethereal_ilo

5 months

Igbo men will be going around looking for barely legal teenage girls to train in school and marry them (a long-ass way of saying grooming). Goan date your age mates, you're not UNESCO or Federal Scholarship Board.

BASITO

@itzbasito

5 months

“I trained my wife in the University, built a house for her mother, gave her everything but what did I get in return?” - Emeka Ike

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@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

Quick question, protecting them from who????

Maha ✨

@Yousafzais_

10 months

A beautiful scene of Turkish men surrounding their women to protect them from the crowd in Hajj. A sight to be shown to the whole world as a prime example that how beautifully islam has taught the men to be respectful and caring for their women.

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

We really need to make men understand that you're not "lending a hand" when you do chores at home. It is your duty. Most of the time, you and your wife are experiencing bringing a child into this world at the same time so why would you automatically assume the she should know...

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@Ethereal_ilo

5 years

1. You're an asswipe. 2. Unprotected sex causes HIV/STDs. 3. Sex workers will pay tax when government legalizes sex work. 4. Someone being a sex worker doesn't justify your police men raping them. 5. You're an asshole. 6. You're an asshole. 7. You're an asshole. 8. You're a fool

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

I will be sharing this screenshot every two two weeks.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 month

When you marry and don't have to meet your inlaws because you and your partner are running away from them so they will not kill both of you>>>>>>>

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@Ethereal_ilo

15 days

You've still not fixed that elevator that killed Dr. Vwaere Diaso at the General Hospital, Odan, Lagos Island.

Babajide Sanwo-Olu

@jidesanwoolu

16 days

Every grand victory starts with a single, bold move akin to a daring gambit—a bold move to redefine possibilities. @Tunde_OD ; Lagos is rooting for you as you attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon at Times Square in the heart of New York.…

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Every two months these weird pages make this same tweet. She did not say this. A character in her novel said this and another character pointed out the loophole in that argument. You people would rather chew jeans than actually sit down to read fiction.

Nigeria Stories

@NigeriaStories

3 years

"I am Nigerian because a white man created Nigeria and gave me that identity. I am black because the white man constructed black to be as different as possible from his white. But I was Igbo before the white man came." - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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@Ethereal_ilo

5 years

The man who wants to marry my sister visited. He didn't follow my mother to the kitchen to assist. They gave him four pieces of meat and he finished all. Our pile of dirty clothes was purposely in the parlor, dude didn't volunteer to wash & iron them. Men of these days , SMH.

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

I hope this relationship dies 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Netflix

@netflix

3 years

You know what that's called? GROWTH. (📺 Sex Education)

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

This is either going to be very good or very bad.

EMPIRE

@EMPIRE

2 years

FIREBOY DML x MADONNA 💥😮

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

@thearinolao It's not. The news broke around 2018/2019 so it's very understandable that most people are not aware of it. Also, a good number of our popular memes here have a dark history

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@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Bolu, your father literally trained you and sent you abroad with misappropriated public funds. Cover your face in shame and never speak again.

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

The Yassification of Bend-Down-Select

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

Why is a government agency participating in this???? This is not even in your alley or jurisdiction. What is going on in this country???????? Like I didn't even know this agency was on Twitter until today.

NITDA Nigeria

@NITDANigeria

4 months

Hello @_Debbie_OA , your amazing love story and perseverance is touching, and we would like to gift you two laptops and 1-year internet subscription for you and your husband. This is to ensure that Mummy Zee joins our quest for a #DigitalNigeria and #Tech4Women . We have just…

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Nobody: Swiss Bankers:

Galladawg

@Tchinedvu4

1 year

Abacha will always cheer me up

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Imagine you an Igbo person saying you don't understand they/them pronouns because it's a Western thing. What is he and she in your language?

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@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

This also proves that karma does not exist o. All your oppressors will most likely live a long fulfilled life. Do your own back o.

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

On the Seventh Day, as God rested, the Devil created semo.

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@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

A reminder that the fire trucks during the Sosoliso Plane Crash didn't have water. Parents of students from Loyola Jesuit watched their children burn to death. 15 years later, water canons have magically appeared in this country to scatter peaceful protesters. #SARSMUSTEND

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

I hate when we feminise incompetent men (even if it's for bants). That's what Enugu people did and started calling Emeka Ugwuanyi "Mommy".

Buttercup

@adebbi

4 years

Sanwo-Olu is actually the First Lady of Lagos.

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

"cake email" may have just dethroned "anyi nekele gymnastic email her"

flex luthor

@dvberechi

1 year

igbo people are too audacious because why will you hear my name and just assume i speak the language? now you've looked me in the eyes and you're expecting a coherent response after telling me cake email. alright.

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@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

You're the designated "they've brought light" announcer for ndi yard and you're here talking about "masculinity is gone"???? Ifeanyi, ifele o na-emekwa gi?

MAZI IFEANYI 🦍🇫🇷

@jasfean

1 year

I went to inform my friend/neighbour who is married to off his Generator when Nepa brought the light and to my greatest surprise I saw this my frd sweeping and mopping the floor OMG Masculinity is gone! a man sweeping when his wife is at home ? I told him he's a finished man Smh

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@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

Half of A Yellow Sun should be a recommended text in all Nigerian secondary schools.

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@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

Thank you, Fola Aina from London for your unsolicited two cents.

Fola Aina

@folanski

4 years

As a Nigerian, before you are quick to debase Nigeria, ask yourself this sincere question; in what ways have I and do I contribute to Nigeria’s growth and development? If you can’t come up with a positive answer, then you have your role cut out in clear terms for you. Your call.

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@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

This is literally the worst bread in the world.

GENIE

@Kollazie_

10 months

I miss you

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

Quoting this for the third time. Your parents did not just encourage physical and psychological violence on children, their movies also encouraged rape culture and domestic violence in marriages. Why was I as a child watching movies where someone repents from wearing short...

Joshua Mike-Bamiloye

@jay_mikee

2 years

So I made a tweet on Marvel movies, and I think it's time to expand on that because there's something we need to hammer home in the body of Christ. What exactly is it? The impact some of today’s films have on our generation, and even more so on our (future) children THREAD!👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

18 days

This is for all of you who chant "the law is the law". The law in Nigeria is callous, unjust, unethical and harms the nameless, voiceless and powerless. The entire justice system is rotten. I hope all the boys who contributed in killing Sylvester in cold-blood meet worse fate.

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

18 days

Lagos Coroner Court Blames Sylvester Oromoni's Parents For His Death, Says They Were Negligent | Sahara Reporters

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Nigeria is a deeply homophobic, misogynistic, and transphobic country (as in the violent kind). So you should ask yourself why gender non-confirmity, effeminacy, and cross-dressing are only acceptable when it is presented as a caricature or a joke. The same Nigerians who...

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 months

Like Adele is barely a year older than her 😭😭😭😭. But again, why was Adele singing like a fifty-five-year-old heartbroken widow at 19 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

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@illiam_william

3 months

Adele gets treated like a mature woman while Swift gets treated like a child.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

I'm a writer. Of course I don't write.

At Night Men Take the Lonely Way Back Home

@NzubeNlebedim

4 months

I’m a writer. Of course I talk to myself.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

This is how an oyinbo person will post my writing and say "He needs to get into Oxford" and someone will now quote it with "Africans do not need to be rescued by..." Ah, Jesus, I will find you and swear for you. Did I tell you that I don't want to be rescued. Mind your business.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

I actually want to write a TV series about young, working-class people in Lagos.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

...how to raise one? Like nurturing and raising kids was pre-installed in her brain or an angel reveal it to jer? You're a father and you can't change nappies or bottle feed a child? What use are you of o? Better learn it o. We let men off the hook of parenting fails too easily.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Gen Z this, Gen Z that. Please shut up. We also watched this movie abeg.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

Not these two queens carrying Sega Link, Ubi Franklin, D'Banj, and Baba Jide to throw away. Respect 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

Student goes for surgery which may compromise her conceiving again. Movie ends with; through prayers & endurance sh e makes him to fall in love with her and they live happily ever after. What is this supposed to teach the young people (especially girls) watching African Magic?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

Wake me up when any PR stunt trumps this one. This one sits at the top and will never be dethroned. Everybody goan sleep.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Sansa spoke up and posted VNs showing that Tife raped her and what did Twitter NG do; bully her into silence and do weekly photoshoot with the bastard who raped her. So stop fokken telling women to speak up. They are. Men just don't listen and don't care.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

3 years

Have you seen why it is absolutely impossible to be an "ethical billionaire"? Dangote is literally building his wealth on the death and starvation of millions of Nigeria.

Bloomberg Africa

@BloombergAfrica

3 years

Nigeria has allowed Dangote Cement to resume exports across its land borders, raising hopes that trade with neighbors may be opening up after a year-long blockade

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 years

Men highlighting the trauma patriarchy puts them through and masquerading it as "misandry". 💀💀💀 Dude, feminists are even trying to help you by dismantling a system that is also harming you. But no, you're creating websites and logos.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

7 months

They didn't even make an attempt

Nux

@neosvy

7 months

The name of a Nigerian character in the new Archer.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

Jada told you this when you came to do omugwo after Willow was born?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

6 months

He can serve 14 years and then you serve the rest for him.

Bigwig Austin

@bigwig_austin

6 months

@MobilePunch Out of curiosity; is rape no longer 14yrs jail term?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

Amarachi Nickiabugu literally made a 365-day thread tweeting about misogynistic laws around the world yet you people asking for "how does the law discriminate against women".

Amarachi Nickabugu And The Most Important 365 Days Of Our Lives

Amarachi Nickabugu (Photo Source: Twitter) Twitter is a cesspool of violent and disgusting misogyny most of the time. A regular day on the blue bird app is often characterised by Agbaya men dedicat…

iamilocent.me

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

11 months

"Oya shake it, Baby don't break it, it took your mama 9 months to make it": The Radical Exploration of Self-love and Body Autonomy in Olamide's "Don't Stop". In this essay I will...

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

The idea that not having money stops men from being "traditional" is very laughable. We live in Nigeria and we know Nigerian women who buy houses and landed property in their husbands' names. Will pay for school fees and tell their children "it's Daddy". Will come back from...

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

The Hauwa hate train is so false because all that woman does is tell stories and mind her business.

𝙲𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢🍭🥀

@Rainedroid

4 months

There’s this talking style that started in 2015 Jenifa -Falz era, let’s leave it behind please. Enough is enough .

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@Ethereal_ilo

21 days

Newsflash: Trans person denies their identity in court where their transness is a crime People deny their gender identity, sexuality and ethnicity so they will not be killed. So all the Igbo people who denied their ethnicity to escape the 1966 Pogroms are not real Igbos or what?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

10 days

This is called "the Nature Fallacy". That something is natural doesn't mean it is right. For example, both homosexuality and heterosexuality are natural. However, heterosexuality is not a good thing and shouldn't be practiced. Thank you ♥️

Beat the Cult

@BeatTheCult

11 days

Homosexuality is as natural as heterosexuality.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

A very satisfying headline. First of its kind from a Nigerian newspaper.

Punch Newspapers

@MobilePunch

10 months

Baba Ijesha marks one year in prison, 15 more to go

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

9 months

@LuxuryGirlNg See!!! Every time "why are you complaining about this joyful thing". Like okay, Amaobi nobody is stopping you from oning gas

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

This is actually very embarassing.

49th.

@the49thstreet

1 year

Tiwa Savage is confirmed to perform at the Coronation ceremony of King Charles III on the 6th of May 🧡🇳🇬🇬🇧

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

So African Magic showed a movie over the holidays where a corp member rapes his student. Student gets pregnant. She's forced to marry the corp member. The corp member hates student because she's ruined his life and he's sleeping around. Beats student until she almost dies. 1/

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

What is the essence of having two parents if one is just a designated bench warmer? You don’t know your kids date of birth and other personal info, you don't know their allergies or medical history. And fa a na-akuru aka, maka ehhh o nwoke ka obu. Ifuru gi, your own is over o.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

11 months

I knew you'd make reference to Adele. Well, Adele literally hasn't collabed with anyone until 30. And guess who was her first collab; Eroll Garner. A Black Jazz Artiste. Guess who opened her UK show? Ruti Olajugbagbe (a Nigerian British artiste), among other WOC. The fact that..

Victor is in the tortured poets department.

@VictorlawalO

11 months

@Ethereal_ilo Adele has never done a song with a black woman of color or even a black person so Idg your point because Taylor rarely does collabs. Btw, she sang on this is what you came for with Rihanna.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Still haven't gotten over the discovery that canned Malt is a carbonated drink. And I will be drinking it and feeling moral superiority over people drinking Coke and Pepsi, going all "I'm making healthier life choices".

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

1 year

Male privilege is so wild because how are you comparing a man who is a literal rapist, sex trafficker, and encourages men to use violence on women to a woman who encourages other women to put themselves and their needs first (as in relaz and be taken care of)?

Dios Mio 🇸🇴

@Farda_Alphonso

1 year

Oloni the female Andrew Tate but women don’t understand yet

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

4 months

You will just be on your own as a Nigerian woman, minding your business, and your foolish brother is on Twitter setting you up for drags. Please pray against having foolish brothers.

Virgo

@Virgo_dnd

4 months

Our last born, I know what I mean when I said ugly. let me see your own sister ?

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

They flogged you until 21 and you still didn't learn that you shouldn't be sneaking in girls into your parents' house to have sex with them? 21 years of flogging and still no positive result in your life and you still don't see the problem with flogging as a form of parenting?

sαℓмαη سلمان‎ ∂υкε 📸

@SalmanDuke

2 years

Third off, I prostrated naked on the floor and can't remember how many lashes of belt enter my bumbum and back. That got me enough senses that the day I want to tell him about having a fiance I was shivering and stammering. Parenting is totally in the mud now. 😔

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

10 months

Make no mistake, everything about making university education less accessible to poor Nigerians is very intentional.

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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe

@Ethereal_ilo

2 years

...we won't starve. This man will take time off his job that he comes back sometimes around 9-10pm, make meals, do all the house chores etc. Remember when I said it was my dad that cooked my school lunch (my mom travelled then) and my classmates' jaws dropped.

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