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3 years

A fire?

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2 years

List all the killer cyclists who didn't face jail.

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Guido Acasa

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2 years

The London Cycling Campaign spends £100k on staff salaries, and apparently runs the entire city. The LTDA spends ten times that on staff, and nobody in power pays it any attention. How is that possible?

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1 year

@DangerDevin It's 8°, there's a light breeze, and I need to move a loaf of bread across Greenwich. Do I still need a 4x4?

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3 years

@benterrett Reverse view.

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@guidoacasa

4 years

Baffled by the number of taxi drivers claiming they can't take people where they need to go, or that they no longer know how the roads work. If they get in my taxi, I'll get them to where they want to be.

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1 year

@Telegraph @ewansomerville The ten-year death traps where nobody's died. Some appalling and illegal cycling, which requires enforcement.

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@guidoacasa

9 days

@LouHaigh What are you going to do for people who don't drive cars?

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@guidoacasa

2 years

Grit teeth. We pay £400 a month for this car, and we're going to drive it whatever happens.

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1 year

@DangerDevin They're a means of transport.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

Ah.

APPG for Cycling & Walking

@APPGCW

3 years

Air pollution spikes may impair older men’s thinking, study finds

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@guidoacasa

1 year

@dogsboro @CharlotteCGill I'm old, unfit, don't travel to the airport every day, and can walk to the station. And use a bike every day.

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@guidoacasa

2 years

Somebody please tell Steve that his job is to make taxi drivers look good. @TheLTDA

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@LizKershawDJ A taxi would have used the bus lanes the length of Euston Road and taken a third of the time. You were in a minicab.

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3 years

@W12Newman @AdamBienkov You'd hope he'd understand the difference between life expectancy at birth and life expectancy at 80, but you wouldn't bet on it.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

"you can't put a few bike wands at the side of a road. They prevent wheelchair users from accessing taxis"

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@guidoacasa

4 years

@PimlicoPlumbers Problem near you seems to be cars.

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@guidoacasa

10 months

@paul_winginit

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@guidoacasa

4 years

'Today, on "Long Queues Of Traffic", we're visiting West Hampstead, an area with absolutely no recently quietened streets or places to ride a bike safely. Yet remarkably, it still manages to have really, really long queues of traffic'.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@DailyMailUK "despite a court ruling the schemes were unlawful." It didn't.

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@LizKershawDJ Also: those aren't cycle lanes.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

Great that opening the Hills and Vales for the morning peak fixed the traffic.

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@guidoacasa

1 year

@DangerDevin I can only eat one at a time. I'll get another one tomorrow.

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@guidoacasa

10 months

@JakeWSimons @spectator Try including a couple of jokes to make it clear that you're not being serious.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@rbarford70 @willnorman Exciting fresh thinking on the topic.

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@guidoacasa

4 years

@Love_In_Loveout I own a car, I pay insurance, road tax doesn't exist, and all taxpayers contribute to the roads and paths. Anything else?

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@guidoacasa

1 year

@jordanbpeterson Are you scared?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

11 months

Regent Street consultation. Don't overthink it, just tell them it should be buses, bikes and taxis only.

The future of Regent Street, Haymarket and Piccadilly Circus public realm | Westminster City Council

How we plan to improve Regent Street, Haymarket and Piccadilly Circus and the surrounding areas.

www.westminster.gov.uk

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

6 years

Blimey. Fair play.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

LTN set up to benefit tiny numbers of rich people who only use the area as a second home. Where's my consultation?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@coshgirl Do motorway cops say the same thing about driving on the M25 after the incidents they've attended?

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@guidoacasa

11 months

@francesca_kms @Sustrans @RantyHighwayman @HaringeyCyclist @AirHaringey @WeAreCyclingUK @LovetoRide_ @KidicalMassLond Traffic has moved ten yards and this twerp thinks he's going to overtake the bikes.

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@guidoacasa

8 months

@HarryHamishGray Slow to walking pace.

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@guidoacasa

5 months

@neilbaileydeco @Innkeeper55 @AndrewGant3 People who drive to a static cycling class.

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@guidoacasa

5 months

@BillParryDavies @VincentStops 2,900 pedestrians were seriously injured in London between 2020 and 2022. Two of them were injured at bus stop bypasses. This isn't a pedestrian safety campaign.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

Leave no bakery unvisited.

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@guidoacasa

1 year

@ewansomerville "will ban residents from travelling directly between suburbs". Just a lie. What kind of a journalist are you?

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@JamesJWalsh @lewicyclists @LouiseKrupski This is great signage. Cyclists Dismount isn't.

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@guidoacasa

4 years

@monteytaxi @thomasthetaxi Nobody cycles to school in villages. The school is five miles away.

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@toadmeister Thanks, Toby. I'm collecting tweets from people who find it difficult to type words like 'drive' or 'driving'.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@bixtiyaz @T_Extinguishers @SadiqKhan @EveningStandard @standardnews @itvlondon @BBCLondonNews @HeartLondonNews @CapitalLONnews @LBCNews @NickFerrariLBC @MetroUK @CityAM People who live in London, but are driving outside London to a destination that requires them to ford a river and climb a mountain, but only with a cream leather interior. Could be.

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@Dinky63387209 @TfL What kind of a half-arsed taxi driver wouldn't want most cars removed? People are free to travel wherever they want. The half of London's households without access to a car aren't free to drive. Who's being used?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

9 months

I'm looking for one of the brethren to tell me about bike lanes.

BusAndTrainUser

@BusAndTrainUser

9 months

Grosvenor Place. Now. Maybe increase the congestion charge?

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@allpartycycling He's always had anger issues, and has now attacked two other road users. Why would he ever be allowed to drive again?

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@guidoacasa

2 months

@Cox4London My message to you: no Mayor will do those things, because they're not within Mayoral powers.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

4 years

Highway Code will be "introducing a hierarchy of road users which ensures that those road users who can do the greatest harm have the greatest responsibility to reduce the danger or threat they may pose to others".

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@guidoacasa

1 year

@Rob_Kimbell Per capita is what matters.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

@gazza_d @RantyHighwayman @delgueg @rosamund_ElsFdn @crisortunity @PaulLomax @lucullus @LittleNinjaUK @JAlaszewski @VincentStops @indieHackney @ShimanoSteve @OWandsworth @heather_m_glass @DaveDav8Numbers Brookside was a parable about the dangers of living without through traffic.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

5 years

I hadn't the heart to tell them.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

10 months

@Rob_Kimbell Born here, became lawyer, MP, Cabinet minister, twice elected Mayor by the people of London. But do tell us about how well you've 'fitted in'?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@HGinnett a) because the deaths aren't shared very equitably. b) there have been queues there in the afternoon peak forever. c) the bike lane is well-used. Unfortunately, it stops 200 metres to the east and dumps the unwary in the Surrey Quays gyratory. That will change.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@hoxtonrich @rowdysharman Must be. Woman driving car asking how she's supposed to get around.

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@guidoacasa

4 years

Heartwarming.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 months

What, at this point, is this guy thinking of?

Kate Middleton

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3 months

Black cab taxi driving down Vanbrugh hill this morning while holding his mobile and texting. Caught up with him lower down hill and he argued that he could use his phone while queueing and started to film me - drove off still holding the phone. NB Longer clips have school kids.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

Car driving is a weather-related activity.

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@guidoacasa

4 years

@Tony_Devenish @allpartycycling @RBKC @jthalassites @FelicityBuchan a) In what way was it bad for businesses? b) Having rejected the provision of safe, direct routes, how do you intend to encourage cycling?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

4 years

@allpartycycling "An elderly neighbour has missed two hospital appointments as the taxi service she uses couldn’t reach her or the hospital on time." This keeps being recycled. She used a minicab service. A proper taxi would have had no trouble finding her.

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@guidoacasa

7 months

@SocEnvJustice I get that you feel a burning sense of injustice. You don't get that it's ill-founded and only shared by a handful of people.

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@guidoacasa

1 year

I've claimed in the past that this is the best shop in London. I've just been to conduct checks, and it's the best shop in London.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

@DominicPenna @Maighna_N "The council has had a real rush of blood to the head and pedestrianised a specialist shopping street," said Chiswick Riverside councillor Sam Hearn". Nobody has pedestrianised Chiswick High Road.

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@guidoacasa

5 months

@papa_cars @BryanDaveyLdn They've been making cars cleaner at the direction of politicians. That's how we have Euro standards for London to use.

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@DAVID_LAWES There's no bike lane in the photo. What's holding the bus up?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@PalmerAlan @JohnJohnStewart 35k vehicles a day on the A23 and 1k on a side street = social justice. 36k vpd on the A23 = social injustice. No, me neither.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

4 years

@Tony_Devenish @FelicityBuchan Why is it the wrong scheme, and what's the correct one?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

Uber, VAT.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@Abradacamera @EalingCouncil Is a policy of unlimited traffic on residential streets consensual?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@ChrisPearce32 Hi. I'm from the Nothing Happens channel. Could we use your footage?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

18 days

@DavidZipper So in a city where only 2.3% used mass transport, a month-long trial didn't transform air quality. Amazeballs.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@andrewellson Any interest in attempts to game consultations?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

4 years

It's Nonsense Week for Vinnie. On the available evidence, man on bike rode inconsiderately and illegally on the pavement. Nothing to do with shared space or designing streets around bikes.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@CrimeLdn That's why you need 4-wheel drive in the city.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

The useful dropped kerb has been removed and replaced with the eyesore '70s street furniture @Royal_Greenwich is so taken with.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@spectator Even the tweet makes no sense. If Ms. Wakefield needs a bike route from Bethnal Green to Westminster, I'm happy to help.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@eye2iart Driver given FPN for close-passing cyclist. Fined £1100 for being dumb as a rock and not paying it.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

1 year

If you think Taxitwitter is painful, avoid FB.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

5 years

@TheDynaslow @vagina_museum Just hammer away at the door, and hope they know you're there.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

My taxi priority wish list for asking nicely of the new Westminster administration: Clifton Road Cockspur St. Strand from Trafalgar Square Marble Arch slip Jlew front rank Right into Whitehall from Bridge St. Oxford St. car ban and enforcement

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

5 days

@SocEnvJustice There's always going to be a problem associating yourselves with Ediz.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 years

@PauloCampbell Also: that's pretty much all of them. The entire shouty campaign is 50 people.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

9 months

@4ChordsNoNet Cars run at a road speed, engines run at rpm. He has no idea what he's on about.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

@JAlaszewski @LTDAForum @JamesARathbone 'Fix the over-capacity South Circular by dumping excess traffic on narrow residential streets'.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@GarethBaconMP "Outer London" mostly doesn't have to afford it. The small proportion polluting their neighbours with elderly diesels might occasionally have to pay it.

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@guidoacasa

2 years

@Sammyscarf Shocking indictment of driving standards and cuts to road policing.

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@guidoacasa

7 months

@NaqiyNY That's nothing.

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@guidoacasa

1 year

@Togetherdec @SadiqKhan @MayorofLondon

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 months

@TfLTPH I'm paying a licence fee of £380. I can see that you're not carrying out enforcement action, and I haven't been able to see where my money's gone since 2019. What am I getting for my £380?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@allpartycycling "The court heard he had previous convictions for wounding, assault occasioning actual bodily harm and failure to surrender." Which authority had licensed him?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

1 year

@Erictheowl1 @LOVillaJavea What do you think a 15-minute city is?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

5 months

@FedUpLondoner How does an LTN cause "a driver speeding at almost 50mph in a 20mph residential street in Hackney as she cycled home."

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 months

@JohnJohnStewart When arguments fail, try ad hom.

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@guidoacasa

3 months

@JeffWoo81731770 @slazzyvest Are there many more of you who need the expectation of privacy explaining?

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

2 years

@Tonymcritchie @Tom_the_Cabbie @theJeremyVine He veered across the road and drove into another car.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

1 year

@AvaSantina A taxi can take you to anywhere you want to get to.

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@guidoacasa

3 years

@lastnotlost @Jo_Earlsfield I'm sure @UbiquitousTaxis would want to take the opportunity to deny these claims.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

4 months

@LambrosSavvides Find me a camera-toter who thinks cyclists shouldn't be actionable for breaking traffic laws. They don't want to be police officers, they want to be witnesses to crime. Stick to the dietary advice.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

1 year

@alanvibe Your usual reminder that half of London households, and two-thirds of Hackney's, live a car-free lifestyle.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

4 years

@Heidi_LDN @psimonk @OnLondon If you don't want people to drive, or overload mass transport, perhaps you should remind the public that London's taxis are partitioned, safe, and available.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

6 months

@SocEnvJustice Helpful reminder of what delays buses.

BusAndTrainUser

@BusAndTrainUser

6 months

It was all going so well until… …. the notorious Palmers Green North Circular Road bottleneck.

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Guido Acasa

@guidoacasa

3 months

@JohnJohnStewart @peterwalker99 If they're concerned about selective plucking from a report which was due out in January, I can think of a simple fix which they haven't tried.

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