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2 years

@RozehnalMd @EliotHiggins Just discovered this amazing contraption; works every time, although teens can find it overly complex!

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@Bairdric1 She’s an extraordinary athlete and from what I know of her, a lovely person. But… that doesn’t mean this post isn’t funny af 😂

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@drspayne_payne @AlissaAzar They’re a splinter group of The Patriotic Popular Front (PPF) who in turn split from the Peoples Popular Patriotic Front (P3F). But the real bad guys are The Front of Patriotic People (FPP). They meet every Tuesday at Arbys where they get a Armed Insurrectionist discount!

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@francis_scarr They’re no match for this Ukrainian soldier

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@MartinDaubney If Craig’s got 30 years in, like me (27 years) he should have no problem with accom and food. I suspect Craig’s just trying to make a political point and is actually living very comfortably off his armed forces pension.

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@Vanguard_WW2 Stockport. RM Hero James Conway.

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@tonys2009 @MaryRobinson01 @William_Wragg I remember looking at the chemical rainbows on the lifeless polluted River Mersey in the 70s. Recently I’ve enjoyed watching the Kingfishers, Herons and Cormorants on the banks of that same river with its plentiful supply of fish. Shame on you both.

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@DrEilidhMaria All the tools, van, fuel and insurance are paid for by the plumber. Imagine qualifying as a doctor only then to learn people get sick in the evening whilst you’re relaxing trying to watch Grey’s Anatomy. Very Inconsiderate!

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@squeezyjohn My brother worked importing goods (sanitizers, packaging and PPE) from China for almost 30 years. His company has all the necessary import/customs licenses and is a UK based tax paying SME. The Gov/NHS supply never responded once to their enquiries or warnings of substandard PPE

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@nazirafzal Good advice. However, it is amusing how many BBC presenters have been posting random tweets in the last 24 hours clearly seeking to show it’s not them.

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@GyllKing Met armed officers are in effect saying, “if I make a split second mistake protecting the public I may face decades in prison”. As volunteers they are also saying, “fuck that, you do it if you wish, I’m out”.

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@IuliiaMendel Poland doing what Poland always does.

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@Mikheeva_Elena_ Belgrade ? Over 8000 murdered by Serbs. Over 800,000 refugees fleeing Serb aggression. 500 civilians tragically killed by NATO. Result: NATO saved many thousands of lives by stopping Serbian ethnic cleansing, terror and inhumanity.

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@ForcesNews @BWallaceMP @LBC The Forces need to tread carefully here. Relaxing standards may produce results in terms of numbers but may also result in less motivated service members. If it’s easy to join its will be easy to leave. The kudos and pride of service will be lost as it becomes just another job.

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@_DHOTYA Could be true. I was in Blockbuster 15 years ago and grabbed a Gilmore Girls box set at the same time as Tyson did. We had a bit of back and forth until I reached for a large popcorn and hit him with it. He went down like a sack of spuds, missed the count and Rory’s first kiss!

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@Kevin_Maguire Presumably Harry told some random down the pub about his devastation. Or is this just made up nonsense?

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@BBCNews I’m 60(and a half!) and retired a few years ago. I decided to apply for a entry level job last month. However, the application process and trying to fashion an appropriate CV was a pain. So I made a brew and went to bed instead 😂

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@AlanMyles8 Any driver who enters a broken line “hatched area” to pass me safely is a considerate driver in my book. By all means report drivers that endanger you, but sometimes Alan it’s better to have a day off rather than waste people’s time with non events.

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@BBCArchive “They like took my ear buds like, it was well bad fam, like bruv do you get me init like”.

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2 years

@aaronticehurst @wartranslated Did they return it to you or did it just come back on its own ?

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@MilitaryBanter Following an exercise I took part in, the Armoury reported there was an SLR missing. A couple of hours later it was found in a harbour area we had occupied the previous night. Along with the SLR we also found a LCpl fast asleep in his NBC kit that nobody had thought to mention 😂

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@Hantsprints Good. It’s about time the authorities at Lake Windermere took action against these speeding boaters!

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@VeteranIrish Went with my wife to see the Red Arrows last year. Incredible; the near misses, the oohs and aahs of the crowd, the screaming engine noise…anyway eventually she managed to reverse the car into a spot and we got to see the show!

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@AngelaRayner Why have I never seen this Wheeler character or Jim Davidson in the same room ? 🧐

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3 years

@fishahhh @mrjamesob We know it’s not all of you; we’ll done on the “bloody” by the way 👍!

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@Haggis_UK @mikegalsworthy McVey had to jump in 😂couldn’t handle that list of costly Brexit consequences. Bloody Bercow and his facts!

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@Miss_Snuffy A guy in the pub told me a mate of his overheard a woman talking on the bus about her neighbours daughter who said her cousin knows a girl who goes to school with another girl whose farther is a school governor who knows for certain that at a school near his the parents have….🥱

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@larisamlbrown Shameful. I went into a recruiting office in Manchester in 1980. In that office I passed a medical, signed a contract, swore an Oath and was off to the selection centre in Sutton Coldfield all within one month. That said I decided the army wasn’t for me so left after 27 years 😂

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@Conservatives Vital public services need people to pay their taxes.

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@sueperkins She did. Q1. Growth, energy bills stability. Q2. Energy bill, stability, growth. Q.3 Stability, Growth, energy bills. Q4.Growbillityenrgy 🤖 🤯 Then she ran away 🏃‍♀️

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@edcumming It’s the UKs winningest uni!

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@CasparSalmon I-Pad

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@wartranslated It’s not over as long as Wagner exists. Putin has a huge thorn in his side that he will need to address sooner or later.

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@joncoopertweets So I said to the My Pillow guy, “sure I’ll wear one for a thousand bucks, but make it in yellow!”

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@olliecarroll Those Russians troops in Transnistria may have had access to Western media denied to their colleagues in Russia. I suspect they won’t be relishing a fight, it has the potential for a catastrophic failure and could even pave the way for a greater reunified Moldova.

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@VeteranIrish She’s wrong, they’re Torxpedos from mini submarines.

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@alisonkatebr I visit the 🇳🇱 every year and sadly you are spot on. The contrast between clean, well planned Dutch towns and the dirty, depressing and chaotic UK is stark. Watch Dutch kids cycle to school; chatty, smart and happy. Whereas Brit kids, dressed as gangsters, always seem depressed.

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@BladeoftheS Surely a super injunction is not compatible with an appointment to the HoL. Our upper house is no longer credible (was it ever?) and those appointed wear their ennoblements as a badge of shame.

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@NoContextBrits Looks okay, but is it close to a local bus route?

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3 years

@ruskin147 This is heartwarming news and much needed after the constant depressing revelations about our corrupt government, a failing COP26 and an ever disastrous Brexit. Now for the Movie, The Great (Pup) Escape 🚚🐶 🐕 🐩 🐩🐕🐶

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@LennyPridatko8 @Osinttechnical I suspect most EOD operators have watched The Hurt Locker, then fell over laughing in disbelief at what they were watching. Only a movie tho…!

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@MPFed Behave 😂

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@campbellclaret Johnson, “No10 is a cramped narrow 18th Century Townhouse”. Yet for months we’ve heard that No10 is a sprawling building with many rooms; how could the PM know what was going on? Which is it ? Can’t be both!

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@ChristinsQueens @ahemmingsendk I can now speak some Danish: “Oh my God” “What the fuck”

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@darrenhunter2 @janemerrick23 @LBC @mrjamesob Darren’s another plastic patriot. Wrap a turd in a Union Jack and Darren will support it. A struggling mum trying to get by attracts more hate from Darren than our Russian backed PM does. Darren sides with old Etonians not realising that they despise him. Poor Darren 🦀 W ⚓️ !

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@UKdemocrat Nadine Dorries will be so annoyed that she has missed this extended leave due to the fact she has been AWOL for months now!

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@VeteranIrish @netflix This RMP Cpl arrested me in Sennelager….38 times!

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@MrHarryCole Simon Case has confirmed that after exhaustive investigations illegal parties did occur and that he was the host. Met Police have stated that they don’t believe him.

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@NoContextBrits For those that don’t know, the opening line of The Railway Children is, “cancelled? again! oh for fucks sake” exclaimed Bobbie.

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@campbellclaret As Chancellor he was too close to Russia, not too different from our own Tories. Money corrupts.

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@kiityc Message to all commenting on this thread. Bombs don’t, “go off” milk and tomatoes go off; bombs detonate.

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@jackfifield Breaking: Journalist desperate to create a story. It was a standard letter seeking clarification which you no doubt addressed in 5 minutes. Now off you pop to the healthcare utopia of your choice.

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@LeonaONeill1 @UlsterJournos To be spoken in the correct Ulsterish this should read, “They will need to up their game, so they will”.

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@yarotrof Poland to the rescue (again) 🇵🇱 🇺🇦

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@DanWaterston @JonJonesSnr It may not be a direct result of Brexit per se. It’s the lies and hypocrisy of the Govt that is being highlighted. It’s a fact that Johnson promised vat cuts on fuel as a Brexit benefit. That benefit, as with farming and fishing benefits, has not materialised, nor will they.

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@peterdonaghy They could have a dedicated unit for recruits from NI. It could be called something like; The Irish Rep… no not that. How about The Irish National Libe…no not that either. I know, The Ulster Volunteer… ah crap! You may have a point!

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@13sarahmurphy This has been leaked by Tories to deflect from “Muslimgate” which was leaked to deflect from “Blackmailgate”which was leaked to deflect from “Partygate”which was leaked to deflect from “Wallpapergte” which was leaked to deflect from “Pattersongate” which was leaked to deflect…..

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@Grayburns69 @JolyonMaugham @AnnelieseDodds My brother has spent 25 yrs as a buyer sourcing similar products from China. UK based company, pays all taxes, meet all the necessary HMRC import requirements and were happy to supply at basic cost. UK Gov and NHS procurement never responded to his offers. If only he ran a pub 🤷‍♂️

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@BarristerSecret Ernest Saunders of “Guinness Four” infamy also had an astonishingly rare medical condition. It was a strain of Alzheimer’s disease that earned an early release from jail. He then became the only man in history to recover. I understand having money and powerful connections helped.

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@MilitaryBanter Did he bore them to death?

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@cyclegaz The treadmill at my local gym looks down to a traffic light controlled T junction. To alleviate the boredom of my 30 minute workout I like to count how many drivers run red lights or are using their phones. 66 in 30 mins is my record.

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@PaulBrandITV So do we have the training facilities, accommodation, instructors to train tens of thousands of recruits each year? This hasn’t been thought through and will never see the light of day. But, it will be welcomed by grey haired Tories who believe it will fix anti social behaviour.

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@SandyofSuffolk Do Homes under the hammer. Where sartorially challenged property developers spend £5k doing up two bed terraced houses turning them into 5 bed HMOs and Dion Dublin has to pretend he’s impressed.

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@brian_bilston I went on a first date once. We both enjoyed Piña colada and getting caught in the rain. Sadly, she enjoyed making love at midnight whereas I liked to be tucked up by half ten up with a Horlicks and custard cream!

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@Podolyak_M @elonmusk @elonmusk has shown what side he is on. Governments need to remember this when considering any business with the Vatnik Musk.

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@helen_spirit1 Calling out hypocrisy? How about this guys multi million pound property portfolio that he forgot he owned. Apparently he’s in charge of our money 🤦‍♂️

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@Iromg Warmest July ever recorded but Concrete Mike’s fridge is cold so it’s all good.

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@L1nds @SilverZed_Com @hansmollman Just glue Rice Krispies to your car tyres then it sounds like you have a fancy gravel driveway. #viztoptips

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@MarinaPurkiss Good times. 👍

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@AdamBienkov “Good evening everyone, world beating vaccine, booster booster booster, vaccine. Heaven and earth, all in this together, booster booster vaccine, look at me being a leader, vaccine booster vaccine. Thank you, I’m Churchillian don’t you agree, booster booster, no dead cats here.”

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@Kevin_Maguire In her defence, I suspect she doesn’t actually spend any time in her role as Chair of The New Homes Quality Board. My doubt stems from the use of the words, new homes and quality.

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@CAT_UXO @JSukraine2022 This is the Nescafé decaffeinated coffee served in a 300ml Coffee mug, without milk. Some variants do have milk and may be referred to as NATO standard. This particular variant is capable of defeating all known Russian Armour. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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@JOEPUBLIC20171 @carolecadwalla @jennymco Interesting. You wouldn’t be able to ask that question of an indigenous Crimean today though. They were all deported several decades ago by the Soviets. The ethnic cleansing continues to this day, targeting Crimean Tatars. A shared history of Soviet/Russian brutality perhaps.

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@NoContextBrits My favourite song is the one where the lead singer sings earnestly whilst strumming his guitar, then it all gets shouty and all the instruments join in the cacophony of anger before going quiet again. That’s my favourite!

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@roadcc My Father-in-Law was stationary at a junction on his bike when a driver ploughed into the back of him killing him instantly. The driver was found guilty and received a fine and points. Judges, jurors and solicitors are almost always drivers, seldomly cyclists. Licence to kill 🤬

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@Kevin_Maguire How much do they need? I mean, I consider myself very lucky to have my £20k army pension; I want for nothing. But billionaires spending all their energies avoiding paying for hospitals, armed forces, police should not be in politics.

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@CarpetCabbie @MikeyCycling I saw someone keying a black cab yesterday. Not going to report it though, wouldn’t want to be a grass! Pretty sure the cabbie will only need to spend £500 of his own money on repairs.

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@BellRibeiroAddy @HackneyAbbott @AntiRacismDay @INQUEST_ORG @JeffersonBosela @UFFCampaign Because convicted gangster lives matter more than their innocent victims.

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@piersmorgan Busy pretending to look at their phones whilst listening to (c)rap music. @LUFC tossers. No fans = no money = no career!

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@itvnews My dentist of over 20 years went private last year. I’ve stayed with them because I have no choice. What angers me now is that with every appointment I also have to endure the hard sell of some random costly treatment that they couldn’t be arsed to do when I was an NHS patient.

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@scottiebateman It wasn’t a small number. I was on the balcony on that day and so was my wife!

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@NoContextBrits Everybody was Ronnie Pickering Fighting!

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@GreenTickRacing The once “Grand” National has been turned into the Ryanair of horse racing.

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@RemoanerH @SkyNews As well as speaking German, we’d be forced to drive Mercs and BMWs, win at football, eat curry wurst and our women would spend all day dressed in a Dirndl serving chemical free beer in a huge Pilstulpe. Thank God we…checks notes.. won the war… apparently 🤔

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@Royal_Bootneck You lucky lucky bastard!

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@364690 £12

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@buitengebieden Rear cat…

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@EmmaKennedy Don’t worry Emma, British intelligence is amongst the best in the world.

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@RDPHistory In 82 I was buying a pint for about 50p. So that £1 would buy me two pints (learned maths on my EPC course). To buy those two pints today that £1 equates to about £10; not bad really. Note* The calculations above do not inc drinking in Spoons where you can get pissed on a tenner!

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@MichyUK @theJeremyVine Oh my god! they leaned their bikes on the butchers window. Hopefully you called the police armed response vehicles. Hope you’re okay, stay safe!

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@Azeem_Majeed Really? My mum walked into a doctors surgery twice and walked out with NSAIDs. I came home on leave clapped eyes on her and decided to take her to A&E; a year later she died of cancer. The level of clinical indifference can’t be found in any textbook, but some doctors excel in it

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@joshleerobbo @mrdanwalker @PompeyPolice It’s bc we don’t have blue ticks Josh 😂. When I was taken out by a texting driver I was left bloodied and bruised and a £300 repair bill for my bike. Despite sending helmet cam footage and stills showing the driver on her phone @gmpolice did nothing.

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@NoContextBrits

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@itsjillgardner @DavidKovar1 @jamieklingler @AngelaRayner One of the side effects of coke is horrific mass murders in South and Central America. Stabbing pains may also be experienced, particularly by London’s teenagers.

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@sophcorcoran @LM_Marlow I went to school with a girl called Jenny Lex.

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@13sarahmurphy @Mark_J_Harper @trussliz @BrandonLewis @ConorBurnsUK Oh well if Liz Truss (📸 👩) is dealing with the issues, we have little to worry about 🤦‍♂️ 🤬

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@mickt360w @AVMikhailova Oh dear Mick, I also bought my first home in 1990. It was a little under 3x my annual wage. That same home today is about 10x the salary paid today for the same job. Even allowing for int rates this shows why property is out of reach for young people, despite what Allsopp thinks!

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@Otto_English He’s right. We should be shipping everything from Dover. That way trucks will only need to go to Do…oh, hang on 🤔 ok if we put containers on migrating birds then we won’t need lorries and the A20 can be used as a lookout post by the Royal Navy to stop vikings and brown people!

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@1895Bones @MartinDaubney Been there. Worked with lots of Craig’s, never happy, always moaning about something sucking the life out of his unit. Too many Vets promote the skills they gained in the armed forces on one hand and spend the rest of their retirement moaning that they can’t manage in civvy St.

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