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Sue Perkins 💙

1 year

In case this maddening, fun, horrendous, addictive hellsite breaks for good, you can find me: On Insta @sillysusanporkins (Haven’t posted yet, but will mainly be me making crafty stuff and larking with my dog) On Mastodon Sueperkins @mastodonapp .uk (Once I work it out)

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Sue Perkins 💙

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4 years

A big fuck you to all the Nazis out there today

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5 years

Investigate the paedophiles in your ranks who use their power to predate on the innocent. Send your countless riches, stored in vaults and crypts and offshore accounts, to those who starve and live in penury. Then come and tell me how to live my life

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3 years

Brexiteers blaming Brexit on people who didn't vote for Brexit is peak Brexit

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We are now, officially, a post-truth state. When us plebs are allowed to move freely, let's move to No 10 en masse and let that fucked haybale know how we feel.

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I want to live in a world where, wherever you’re from and whatever your circumstances, you are believed and helped when you reach out in a crisis.

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4 years

This is the moment that accountability finally disappeared from English politics.

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You are bloody heroes. All of you xxx

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3 years

What an absolute RIDE. I loved every second of it. Thanks to all of MS team who helped me keep the secret - and most of all to Anna my voice coach and Steve the MD who helped drag the wee voice out of Dragon. Xxxxxx (Ps. love to ⁦ @michellevisage ⁩ and ⁦ @courtneyact ⁩ )

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6 years

Whatever happens tonight, a heartfelt thank you to the England football team. You've been such decent, positive and dedicated role models, and ambassadors for a nation currently struggling with its global image. Cheers lads. X

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Dear Young People. I’m so sorry that generations above you have degraded the planet, reduced your rights to live and work abroad, increased social inequality and now algorithm-fucked your education. #HonourTheOffer

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2 years

Genuine question: why are these people debating on prime time when only 200k people are eligible to vote for them? Can’t they hire a hall or something?

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3 years

Who shook the jar?

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3 years

Off-the-scale anxiety this week. Sending lots of love to everyone going through the same. ❤️

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He wasn’t aware it was his birthday.

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2 years

GET. THEM. OUT.

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4 years

Priti Patel is multi-talented. She can Clap for Carers with one hand and flick them the V’s with the other.

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@ThomasJTobin1 Investigate the paedophiles in your ranks who use their power to predate on the innocent. Send your countless riches, stored in vaults and crypts and offshore accounts, to those who starve and live in penury. Then come and tell me how to life my life.

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7 years

HOW, in the light of everything that has happened, can you vote to freeze the pay of firefighters and nurses and...HELP MY BLOOD IS BOILING

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100,000 dead, and I keep thinking about those gobshite grifters pushing their anti-vaxx / Covid hoax snake oil - thereby mocking the relentless graft of the NHS frontline. They should be ashamed of themselves.

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5 years

God help us all.

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7 years

Farage. Not an MP. A member of a party who have no MPs. Just a man in a camel coat holding a pint of beer, ranting. Treat him thus.

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2 years

My blood is now at a rolling boil. These weasel MPs with their piss-weak, cut-and-paste twitter affirmations. You’re an affront to the electorate, all of you.

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4 years

your daily reminder that this govt DONT CARE ABOUT YOU

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3 years

LIARS.

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2 years

Ofgem is no longer a regulator, it’s an enabler.

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1 year

When’s this happening guys?

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5 years

Braying Fauntleroys pecking at the nation’s soul, led by a half-fucked haybale who’d carboot his own kin for a fiver. My blood is boiling itself dry tonight, folks. .

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Paedophiles, rapists, gropers, assaulters, winkers, Porn-Hubbers, BJ-ers, bullies, liars, climate-wreckers, river-polluters, rouble-grabbers, oath-breakers, law-breakers, culture-wreckers, level-downers, privatisers and narcissists.

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2 years

One last thing: your personal mandate, @borisjohnson , is 7,210. Not 14 million. Please learn how our political system works, then leave it.

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2 years

Just fucking go already

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4 years

In the course of a week we've gone from 'we'll be led by the science' to 'NOT NOW SCIENCE, DADDY'S SPEAKING!'

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3 years

Shut down his account and arrest him

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5 years

In other news, over 4 million children in the U.K. are living in poverty.

ITV News

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ITV News exclusive: @Jacob_Rees_Mogg issues new style guide to his staff demanding male MPs are called Esq, the use of imperial measurements and which words are banned (but not 'not fit for purpose'), reports @PaulBrandITV

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2 years

It's going to end in a siege, isn't it?

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4 years

I chose chaos with Ed Miliband, please.

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1 year

Jonathan Gullis is fucking monstrous. Children. Innocent children. Missing. For shame.

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Sue Perkins 💙

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2 years

Our new Education Minister...

Bridget Phillipson

@bphillipsonMP

2 years

Ministers aren’t expected to be perfect. But is it really too much to ask that they don’t treat the public like this?

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3 years

Dear Everyone Marching in Oxford Street, Please go home, switch on the news and look at the footage coming out of India. That is what happens when the virus overruns a health system. We’ve been trying so hard to stop that happening here. Don’t piss on all our chips. Ta.

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6 years

I dunno, Richard. Suing the shit out of the NHS?

Richard Branson

@richardbranson

6 years

What’s my secret to happiness? #FindingMyVirginity

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3 years

I feel so unbearably sad today. My heart goes out to the family, partner and friends of Sarah Everard.

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7 years

I am ashamed of our Prime Minister. Utterly ashamed.

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2 years

Off you fuck.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg ‘Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen’. John 4:20

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2 years

I’ve watched this 60,000 times today

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2 years

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

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4 years

Why go back and edit a blog to make it look like you’re the People’s Nostradamus? If you’d predicted a pandemic, why wouldn’t you plan for it? Why wouldn’t you lockdown sooner and spare thousands of lives? It’s a Möbius strip of madness and bullshit.

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2 years

The notion that a man who was ‘ambushed’ by a cake is the right person to lead us at a time of war in Europe ffs

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2 years

EIGHTEEN BILLION pounds in spending cuts. #GeneralElectionNow

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5 years

'Exposed'. Like we are some form of societal toxin. This position will do nothing but stigmatise LGBT children and damage their mental health. It will lead to ignorance and bullying. It is utterly unacceptable for a govt to be spewing this shit in the modern world. #toriesout

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Andrea Leadsom on row over teaching kids about LGBT relationships - says parents should get to decide when their children "become exposed to that information"

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2 years

I really don’t know what’s going on any more.

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The CEO of Shell has called on the government to tax oil and gas companies in order to protect the poorest people in society from soaring energy costs

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4 years

Start with the Houses of Parliament...

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@MPIainDS

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Drugs tests 'should be done at work to catch middle class cocaine users'

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The Party, one hopes, is now over.

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So hard to feel anything but deep sadness today. A handful of zealots just denied tens of millions of women the right to make informed choices over their own bodies. #RoeVWade

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@michaelgove Hi Michael. You’ve repeatedly asserted that our environmental protections would be the same, or stronger, than the EUs when we left. Instead, we have shit in our rivers & you’re authorizing the use of bee-killing neonicotinoids to sugar beet farmers. Did you lie?

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We’re lucky to have Hussein Abdi Kahin ❤️

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2 years

The absolute state of this government.

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3 years

Love to all the mums out there. Love to the mums no longer with us, and those who mourn them. And love to all those who wanted to be mums, but never got to make that dream a reality ❤️

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I've just rage-eaten three family bags of crisps. Current status: salty.

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That’s it. I’m retraining as Chancellor of the Exchequer

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Congrats to Italy, and thanks to an England team who showed the world that this country can be inclusive and caring.

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2 years

A government that talks about celebrating British achievements in the same breath as selling them off to foreign investors. We are sunk.

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7 years

Let's make it our mission to eject from office every single one of those venal bastards who voted against Labour's housing bill.

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Still not sorry. In fact, she’s laughing. There is no mandate for any of this. #GeneralElectionNow

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4 years

Presented without comment

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Today, the govt pushed ahead with the most brutal, stupid and damaging responses to problems they created in the first place. This is where xenophobia and ‘sovereignty’ get you; breaking international law and sending asylum seekers to Rwanda. Shameless, the lot of them.

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3 years

Sad I'll no longer be able to play my favourite game, but both delighted and honoured to be the new host of it. #justaminute

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7 years

Some thoughts on time zones: I'm in Louisiana, which is six hours behind. Jacob Rees Mogg is in Somerset, and he's 400 years behind.

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2 years

Is anyone out there going to do something about Boris's off-book meeting with the son of a KGB spy?

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Let’s never forget this, eh?

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Is there anything that The Met DOES want to investigate?

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But this is EXACTLY what I want to see...

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Sir Keir Starmer says he will not be calling for Matt Hancock to resign over the unlawful publishing of covid contracts saying "calling for people to resign is not what the public really want to see" #ridge

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I think, on balance, it was the raw charisma that swung it.

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Thanks to all the staff and volunteers at the vaccination centre this morning. Felt properly emotional at the scale and efficiency of it all. Here’s to our incredible public health system and all who sail in her ❤️

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History will record that took Theresa May two years, billions of pounds in wasted revenue, and a historic Commons defeat before she even considered reaching out across the House and party lines on this, the greatest crisis of our generation.

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I'd rather douche with a hedgehog than listen to another second of this circle-wank #TrumpMorgan

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Well done Kev. You stay silent on your sexuality until the time comes when you can conflate it with an alleged sexual assault on a minor.

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They lied. Again. They just can’t help themselves. Despite promising to match EU payments, the poorest regions will now be millions short. Bunch of twisted river-polluting, tax-hiking, divisive grifters. Every one of them.

UK’s Brexit replacement for EU regional funding cuts payments by billions

Levelling-up promise broken by government

www.independent.co.uk

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Surely it's time for a good old-fashioned demo? (pref. with masks)

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If I were a parent, I’d be flinging my shit against the wall like a swivel-eyed gibbon around about now.

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Bully Liar

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Dominic Raab hasn’t even read the Good Friday Agreement. His excuse? ‘It’s not a novel’. No. It’s not even a novella. It’s 35 pages. More of a short story, really. Except it’s not a story - it’s real, with real world consequences that affect lives. Oh, and it’s HIS JOB.

Emma DeSouza

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“May I ask you. Have you read the Good Friday Agreement?” To which Dominic Raab replied: “Well, I haven’t sat down, and started from the beginning and gone through it.”

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This government comprises some of the most shape-shifting, self-serving, intellectually and morally bankrupt bunch of sad sacks in history. It has contempt for the law, for due process, for anything that resembles good governance. No confidence. Now.

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Apparently children are safe to go to school today, as long as they’re carrying a Scotch Egg.

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Let this sink in: The Tory party - made up of disaster capitalists, armageddonists, JCB enthusiasts and Chris Fucking Grayling - are ten points ahead of Labour. Ffs.

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Missed Line of Duty? FYI, theres a UCO in an OCG who's MIA. While he's AWOL, DCI and DCS from AC12 hunt shipment ED905 from an HGV and trace the links from H to an ACC (RIP) Welcome back ❤️

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Ps. Let's behave like our team tonight, with dignity. Let's not smash up pubs and wreck ambulances. Let's just all be happy at what a great start this is.

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Over 20,000 student nurses joined the fight against Covid. THis is how this government views their invaluable contribution....

NursingNotes

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A Conservative MP has claimed that student nurses "are not deemed to be providing a service".

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Just had a Savlon Sandwich and am pretty sure that’s kicked Covid in the nuts

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This appears to be insider trading. And it’s illegal.

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@realDonaldTrump FAKE TAN!

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Also, time to name and shame the simps in our parliament who have lauded Trump.

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This is a lie Please stop lying.

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Watching The Martian on Film4. Anna has just asked me if it's based on a true story. I am currently mid long, hard stare.

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I see that JRM has been appointed Minister for Oxymorons.

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Answer the questions you blow-dried cyborg!

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Trickle-down bullshit, removing the cap on banker’s bonuses, sacking Tom Scholar, refusing to publish economic data and laughing his nuts off during a state funeral. We really are approaching the very worse of governance. #KwasiKwarteng

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Genuinely, I wonder how Leavers feel right now - now that their champions have traded their ideological principles for a shot at leadership...

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I enjoyed today’s Wordle greatly.

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Should’ve gone to Respectsavers

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2 years

Everything is now for sale. They're no longer trying to hide it. They've taken a wrecking ball to the UK. Write to your MP -about the rivers, fracking, bankers, energy bills -all of it. Flood their inboxes. We have to stop this govt before it's too late.

RSPB England

@RSPBEngland

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⚠️😡Make no mistake, we are angry. This Government has today launched an attack on nature. We don’t use the words that follow lightly. We are entering uncharted territory. Please read this thread. 1/13

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