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@giovasili

11 months

trapped in twitter doom spiral

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@giovasili

9 months

adding another one because this makes me sob

b r o o k e *:･ﾟ✧

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1 year

y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:

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i think i’m tweaking why does this snail look like a fucking rabbit

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3 months

Posting weirdly-sized animals until I get tired Behold, the Giant African Snail 8 inches long, weighing 11 ounces, and with a lifespan of around 5 years Invasive to everywhere besides East Africa Illegal to buy, own, and release in the US Carries a meningitis-causing nematode

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@lapakgadogado it’s a photo of the san francisco gay men’s chorus. the people in white are the original surviving members, and the people in black represent the 115 members who died of AIDS

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@jackfromohio fell down a rabbit hole in that group and saw this incredible interaction on a photo of prince william

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@TheEternalNut1 i sometimes find it hard to conceptualize just how many people we lost until i see photos like this. entire communities wiped out in the span of only a few years. it just destroys me

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@lakepostinging evergreen

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@lapakgadogado the original was taken in ‘93, they recreated it in 2018 to represent the additional 150+ members who died of AIDS after the original photo was taken

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@chickadi you’re telling me “lesbo batman” is a gay woman? i may have to sit down to process this

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@frogs4girls this was my personal favorite reply to that tweet

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@halomancer1 there’s a perimeter fence and tickets are like 600 dollars it’s fucking insane

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7 months

@intellegint personally i’m a believer in fidget spinner earth

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@onionpowder @zachthenarrat0r so no suggestions then

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@theoceanblooms i think she’s conflating the actual character in catcher in the rye with the small subset of suburban teenage boys who read it and decide they want to be holden caulfield

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@JimmyJazz1968 @ByYourLogic don’t talk to me or my swarthy genderfluid son ever again

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@promisinghomo some point around senior year i realized i was actually being the judgmental one lmfao

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@Alieninvad0_0rz wait a damn minute

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@RedDawn141 @ByYourLogic idk man if you see a government wiping out a civilian population and immediately conflate it with all jews it seems like that’s a you problem

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@garethlwatkins king-slutzky is a fantastic last name

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@lionriotgrrr this should count as catfishing

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@arakkisuperstar i feel like most of the people in those replies haven’t read hunger games since like 2012 and just associate it with all the shitty YA dystopia that later copied it

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7 months

@_sn_n can’t believe you didn’t include the second paragraph

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@IndigoGrim0 @GianmarcoSoresi she’s just been walking around like this and no one has noticed

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@thefemiurge jeremy fragrance wouldn’t take a lot of convincing i feel

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@Emiliezcs @madisontayt_ it’s frosted mini wheats all over again

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@amadcartoonist please good god we need jetsons age gap discourse 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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8 months

@sorkincel the middle 3 are literally “marvel actor who’s getting paid millions to work out 8 hours a day” lmfao

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@degromdotcom @TVsKevinLanigan so it’s colin jost self insert fic

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@DragonCobolt then they’ll be like “well no it doesn’t count as racism, because romani people [insert rhetoric that sounds exactly like trump talking about mexicans]”

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@BenBartlettt @tyler02020202 is that mr beast

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8 months

@smokeismedicine oh to be a fly on the wall while a guy promposes to his own sister in public

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@vancolour you’ve pissed off all the landlords in the replies which tells me you’re unambiguously correct

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@DaveMcNamee3000 my betterhelp therapist talked to me about how much she missed living in florida bc she loves ron desantis

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@sincityfrog the paw omg this is literally just a slimy rabbit in a shell 😭

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1 year

@Richard57941301 conservatives pretending chicago is an active war zone will forever be one of their funniest positions

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@wolktress damn, he not finna be in the pit

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@sovietsoleri the longer i look at it the more sick it makes me feel

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@LolOverruled very common mistake! but the actual phrase is “a few bad apples don’t matter, stop asking questions”

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@giovasili

8 months

@bimbolina_ the secret here is that if you’re straight and go to gay bars and just act like a normal fucking person literally no one will notice. i still don’t think you should do it, but tbh you have to be like egregiously straight to actually get confronted about this irl

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@dopaminenjoyer he’s genuinely incredible

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@GIRLVANGELION @bloomfilters i read shit exactly like this in high school, right down to the male pov and imagining myself as the guy, and here i am 5 years later with an endocrinology appointment to start testosterone

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@hecubian_devil thank you only groyp

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@twinkhoncreole this is so funny

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1 year

@ShaunHensleyCA @Savannah_FDS @NotHim860220 so do you think 99% of rape allegations are false

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@giovasili

8 months

@loserbent all i see is him saying hey, the homeless population is vastly underestimated and the vacancy rate is vastly overestimated so we have to build way more housing. i agree with that in general, and i’m struggling to find where he defends the system pushing people into homelessness

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@Blake_Allen13 israel in this guy’s head

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@meatprison2 the main thesis of divergent was “doing parkour and jumping off trains in all black is really cool”

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8 months

@loserbent i’m stupid how is this what he’s saying at all 😭

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@SouthronHabibi @Naozymandias okay but like. what’s actually wrong here?? i’m genuinely asking. the tattoos? the hat? the blouse? i cannot tell what’s supposed to be so bad in this photo

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8 months

@Hundilisse @RealiaAmelia up there with having tboy swag, really

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7 months

@jaxajueny skill issue if anyone couldn’t immediately figure out what your tweet was about tbh

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@RealHoneyMa @kydkro if i’m being real yours is better 😭

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@jakehightower34 @KrangTNelson also there should’ve been a side profile shot to put next to it

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@Newposter2 she was so fucking real when she wrote this lmfao this reads like my diary when i was coming to terms with being a lesbian

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@souljagoytellem transformed her from a woman that wouldn’t talk to ian miles cheong into another woman that wouldn’t talk to ian miles cheong

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@giovasili

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@Steve_Woerpel @AlanMCole the amount of times i’ve been honked at for not turning right on red when there’s a pedestrian directly in front of my car proves this assessment. like jesus christ you can wait 30 seconds longer at this light, you won’t die

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@IdahoBones embrace tradition

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@watn_tarnation he never had a chance, the aaron rodgers physiognomy would’ve made it impossible for him to win anywhere in the midwest besides wisconsin

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@epistemophagy it’s funny bc she said pretty much the same thing

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if you walked around like this while being poor you’d get arrested in like 30 seconds

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Bianca Censori zezette à l’air à Paris 😭

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@superkeara my friend described her bf as “politically moderate” and then i met him and he told me kyle rittenhouse was a personal hero of his

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@Marqrk1 @jrcrat67496256 @ChadNotChud seriously? do you happen to have a clip bc i would love to see that LMFAO

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@trillharris i purposefully don’t cash out bc i know they’ll add a 20% tip and it’s easier to just leave lol, i was going to tip anyway. less work for me

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@tyler02020202 gonna start referring to myself as an egg salad girlie

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@madisontayt_ i’m gonna show this tweet to my immunology professor

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@liliesxvii @raynefq you have actually started the discourse in the replies to a tweet joking about starting discourse. incredible

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@WakeUp2Politics ✅straight ✅white ✅male ✅executive experience ✅comfortable serving under a person of color the choice is right there

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@north0fnorth @Grimisham all of that for toledo

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@wonderlandmom @thetchuck @yuhline i think you just can’t afford a nanny lmao

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@femaleuncle uncomfortable i get if you’re not used to it, but unhygienic is crazy

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@AbdulPadela @headfallsoff what are the odds they get rid of aang’s internal battle over his own pacifism and just present an immediate solution to ozai that isn’t killing him? i think pretty high at this point

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@chasingbodies yeah someone’s head was in the bottom of the frame for like the whole movie. really can’t believe the editors missed that

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@Luisisdrunk meanwhile his mom was a nurse and was stealing the pills from work LMFAO does he think her hospital was supplied by the cartel or what

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@Biimo_BMO if my future partner doesn’t love me like this what’s the point

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@Baelnoren @RomanReeker @barelyyalex @LolOverruled “they went for my gun” is like their favorite line to use lmfao

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@UltraMAGAnon_ @ARandomDem1 MANDATORY HOMOSEXUALITY FOR ALL

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@hologramvin okay but i also have heds and can also open my mouth freakishly wide like a snake, this just makes me want to try it more

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@GUY_840 @Cirbiis so you showed up to her house uninvited after you broke up and peeked through her bedroom window to see who she was fucking? am i reading this right

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@taraxrh love that they’ll violate the geneva conventions but not twitter terms of service

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@__Lily__pond rent due and classes starting, what if i k*** myself

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@theashleyray goddamn you know it’s bad when even the other white men are disagreeing

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@tyler02020202 @Liv_Agar calling chicago a mass of suburbia when u live in LA is very funny i have to give you props

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@aquaimperium8 me when i’m trying to prove god exists so i make my second point “god exists”

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@kalassworld @The_Acumen it makes you paranoid and deeply bitter. when anyone is nice to me now my first thought is automatically “you wouldn’t have treated me like a human being 2 years ago” and living that experience fucks with your faith in humanity. it makes every kind person seem fake to you

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@ProgDirectorate Israel kinda juts out like that on the northeast corner even without the Golan Heights. I mean, they drew it a little large but honestly I cannot tell if it was intentional or just sloppy

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besides the point but why do these trad fantasies always make all the kids the same age? no one has six kids the same age. is the trad fantasy to have sextuplets

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My political views are whatever this is

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@swolf1625 @ihateplv @mountain_ghosts this is exactly it, it’s a long term investment that will absolutely still pay off even if you’re losing money on it for several years

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@ettingermentum if she pulls this i’m making a nancy pelosi apology form

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@f_a_infinityy no texting and driving but every car will now come with a built in ipad right in the driver’s field of vision

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@_nomadic_soul at the end of the day these people care about nothing except how fuckable someone looks

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@wonderlandmom @thetchuck @yuhline if the amount you can afford to pay someone is less than the amount that would make the job worth their while, you cannot afford to hire them

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@north0fnorth you’re underestimating how quickly southerners want to kill themselves in cold weather. i’m in florida and when it hits 55° the winter coats come out, they truly could not handle 20° weather

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@RealiaAmelia goddamn that tweet really breached containment didn’t it

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@AKarensVoice @thefurlinator if your boss fired you for not wanting to work every single day of your life indefinitely and then followed up with an email passive aggressively saying “i’m sorry you felt so put upon😔😩” you would 100% be singing a different tune

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@RealiaAmelia this is the true female experience

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@garfieldtruther @bmluse half the sources i’m seeing say they’re harder to digest than cooked oats and half say they’re easier, and all of them are blogs with no real data or sources listed so idk what to think of this lol

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@xylzid @Suck_my_bress @FCB_Giannis @jagerbarbar @NotPotBol do you hear yourself when you say that? like does it not sound off to you?

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@hologramvin (don’t worry the risk of glass shards in my esophagus is too scary to actually do this)

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@OgLakyn @noturtlesoup17 my one formal dress that i’ve worn to every event since i was 17 staring at my from my closet after reading this tweet

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