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@barelyyalex

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I make jokes and I take thirst traps 👍🏼 Twitch streamer & occasional bodypainter/cosplayer ⭐️ ⭐️

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Joined June 2020
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@barelyyalex
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1 year
@PopBase Everyone when Chris Brown shows why he’s a piece of shit for the 100000th time
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@user84829272 Kinda fitting that he looks like a newborn baby
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@DailyLoud Maybe we don’t film and post a teenager tweaking
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1 year
@JJmitch333 @BaseballCresant You mean like he did to a terminally ill CHILD?
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@fluffyakaraa My skin would look fresh too if I got it 2 months ago
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1 year
@adinross Me when I forget sex trafficking is wrong
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@ULTRAGLOSS IM SORRY WHAT
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1 month
@Lunch77Beatz That’s the hottest tweet I’ve ever read
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1 year
@Bornakang Something about cooking chicken with beef seems illegal
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@jbromovies You mean in the trailer where his character *checks notes* doesn’t want to be there?
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4 months
@sadcinemaa I love that we’re seeing so many dicks in television and movies. It’s about time, I say.
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4 months
@dunendaya It means timothee is a real man (isn’t scared of a little finger up the bum)
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@OvOBrezzzy All it takes is prior consent to free use 🫶🏻
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@notmileycyrus2 SHE’S ONLY 31 AND SHE HAS BOTOX AND FILLER AND SHE LOOKS HER AGE skskskskskskak I just know a child wrote this
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2 months
@urserer Me leaving the public restroom after I just blew it up
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4 months
@yupekosii Just because you could recreate something doesn’t mean you could come up with the idea
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@JakeSucky “Friends fucking around playing video games and cracking humor” is quite literally all her content
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1 year
@Dexerto Why would she publicly admit this
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1 year
@BornAKang these are the dudes making the most vile comments to women online
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1 year
@DramaAlert Aw poor Adin, he really just needs a big hug but he doesn’t know how to express his emotions in a healthy way 🥺 anyway thanks for the free promo
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4 months
@seintlaurent That poor fucking child oh my god. I hope the mom has custody and lets Tate see her like 3 times a year or some shit 🫠
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1 year
@kirawontmiss “Are you recording?” “Yeah go” *starts puffing and pacing* “how was that” “sick bro”
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1 year
@k_illua This is literally my mom’s life, 10 kids stay at home mom and a husband with extreme anger issues
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4 months
@aliyahInterlude 20-29 hope this helps
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1 year
@THATWEIRDNINJA @dernswift Because he’s not 40 lol this is such a normal question for our generation
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1 year
@wildtiktokss Normalize sleeping in separate beds from your partner
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1 year
@fayemikah The girl spiking the ball should play Olympic volleyball if her spike was really powerful enough to give someone life ruining injuries
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1 month
@Snow_Blacck Why do half of them look like they’re being forced to do this at gunpoint
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@bIoodfangs The only good thing Catholicism brought us was SLAYING
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1 year
@ecto_fun Im barking ngl
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1 year
@mihletshemese I think it’s part of being a teenager. As long as it’s consensual with people of the same age. It’s literally biology for teenagers to be interested in sex. Conceptually I understand your point but hormonally it just isn’t a realistic thing.
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@flwrchldtweets Meemaw would be in an early grave fr
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2 months
@j0vintage Did she say that or are we just attacking her appearance even more? “As unattractive as possible” is a MEAN line of speculation when we could all just keep our comments about how she looks to ourselves
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1 year
@DailyLoud The only thing faker than this is the moon landing
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1 year
@criminalplaza She was like 15 pls tell me you don’t have any outfit choices from 15 that haunt you
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@FilmUpdates Still can’t believe she’s 37
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1 month
@kirkpate Poor sweet girl couldn’t even have bought a giant double ended dildo or something? Had to be the only somewhat childish item in the whole store oh honey you poor sweet thing
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1 year
@DailyLoud No takesies backsies
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@PopBase @Zendaya I love that the screaming is literally just too loud to even hear her
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1 month
@EJOriginalKaiju @OvOBrezzzy Why don’t you just fuck girls that are excited about fucking you and you’ll be good
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@emptytesticles If the dj played this at my wedding I would give them a 60 second head start and then the whole wedding party will hunt them for sport
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@PopCrave Oh lord please let this be real I need other coffee shops to stop charging extra for oat milk 😩😩😩😩
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1 year
@DailyLoud the only person that’s better at hide and seek is my dad. He said he was gonna hide and I haven’t seen him in 13 years.
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1 year
@DailyLoud Childish Gambino is way better than drake
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2 months
@Reegs815 THE WAY THEY ALL KEPT USING THAT SPECIFIC WORD LMFAO
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@lidolmix Her ego is so weird lol imagine thinking you’re changing the music when all you’re doing is putting out songs other people wrote and sold to you
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@CultureCrave You literally couldn’t write satire about stuff he says that would be funnier than this
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@HannahBerrelli And it looks dumb as shit!
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