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6 days

#FuckStalkerware pt. 5 - déjà vu? OwnSpy pwned again reporting on stalkerware feels like being trapped in a timeloop written by me, edited by @RhinozzCode , cover art by @MukkysWorld

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@awawawhoami

6 months

i really really hope they know how funny it is to put a sprigatito in an airport

Pokémon

@Pokemon

6 months

Where do you think Sprigatito is headed, Trainers? 👀✈️

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@awawawhoami

2 months

id guess probably this

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@awawawhoami

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i really feel like we should also ask some bigger questions such as "why is an educational institution investing in arms manufacturing"

🪄✨ PSX Bunlith 🐰🏳️‍⚧️ BLM ACAB 🇵🇸

@b0tster

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its working

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@awawawhoami

2 months

what's so striking to me about younger queer generations rn isn't the lack of knowledge about queer history, but the complete unwillingness to engage with it, when confronted with an identity or history they haven't heard of before they react with disgust rather than curiosity

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@awawawhoami

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me: my deadname is very uncommon i will never see it a super common english preposition:

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@awawawhoami

19 days

the biggest lie cyberpunk ever told was that the dystopian tech of the future would at least make you look cool

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@MKBHD Trust me bro

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@awawawhoami

11 days

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i still had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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@awawawhoami

5 months

i have been made christmas

Iggy ✿ #BLM ACAB LLG

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@awawawhoami

2 months

what kind of monster have i put out in the world

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@awawawhoami

5 months

i have great news for you

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@amoithaboi

6 months

i want to cry everytime i remember women cant c*m inside eachother

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@awawawhoami

5 months

- leaked the nofly list - getting enough of a platform that i can actually kinda live off of the work i do now - released/published many more leaks and articles all year long - got together with my wife and moved to it's city - got to do an in person talk

S.H.🅰️N.G.H🅰️I ™ 🐲🈵 📍

@KhalifLi

7 months

2023 almost over what have u achieved so far?

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@awawawhoami

1 month

(polyamorous weezer) what's with these homies kissing my girl

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@awawawhoami

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funniest shit anyone's ever said

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@awawawhoami

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i still remember when all the techbros got mad at me and others for pointing out that boston dynamics (a darpa funded company) is doing military r&d and their shit isn't silly or cute

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@awawawhoami

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esex blow job call that radiohead

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@awawawhoami

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they sent me a whole ass essay as a follow-up btw

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@oxyjene1986

1 month

This will be the average congressional hearing in 2055

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@awawawhoami

3 months

diy hrt is really risky because you might suddenly end up with some real big badonkadonks

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@awawawhoami

2 months

hope this helps!

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@awawawhoami Leave preposition what the fuck is a deadname??

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@awawawhoami

4 months

how do u have 2 kids from 5 different men

Darth Powell 🦈🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇱🇫🇮

@GRomePow

4 months

I think "passport bros" are going to be the new norm as men abandon the American dumpster fire dating scene.

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@awawawhoami

4 months

oh shit today it is exactly 1 year since i released the no fly list, happy bday to the leak that truly changed my life

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@awawawhoami

1 month

but maia, why would you expose the US surveillance state and how extremely biased it is against minorities when you could *checks notes* do scambaiting instead

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@awawawhoami

3 months

people getting banned from tumblr for mentioning cars in combination with hammers feels like such an extremely 2014 thing but is happening right now as we speak with the CEO having a public meltdown on there because trans people are angry at his website

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@awawawhoami

3 months

you are NOT prepared for reading the official statement i just got from a ceo, this might be the funniest shit anyone ever said to a journalist

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@awawawhoami

4 months

boulder can now be any size they want identify wi🤣🤣 , because of woke 👍🤣😂😂😂

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@SheriffAlert

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Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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@awawawhoami

4 months

out of all the things i've done and said on the internet this fairly basic and inoffensive take has been the thing that resulted in the most vile harassment i've received so far lol

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@awawawhoami

2 months

instead of asking where the leather pride flag came from and what the leather community is and represents they immediately question the need for something like that to exist, not even willing to listen and learn from both elders and peers

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@awawawhoami

2 months

this is also more broadly a problem in leftist spaces in general, being reactionary is somehow the default now, and anything that's different or unknown must be an attack and bad. really hoping y'all manage to grow out of this deeply conservative way of interacting with the world

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@awawawhoami

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snipers on roofs at university campuses might be a bit of a bad sign for Liberal Western Democracy

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@awawawhoami

2 months

generally speaking if u ask me for a cig and i just give u one for free, immediately starting to curse me out, call me slurs and a pervert isn't exactly the move

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@awawawhoami

1 month

let her cook

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1 month

Lana Del Rey apologizes for her “insensitive words” after she claimed “9/11 was a whole ass vibe” in a drunken Instagram rant.

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@awawawhoami

3 months

priv qrt on this is crazy, are u surprised the anarchist hacker kitten isn't against self medication?

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@awawawhoami

3 months

diy hrt is really risky because you might suddenly end up with some real big badonkadonks

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@awawawhoami

2 months

i jack off all trades

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@awawawhoami

1 month

ok and now what? #Eclipse2024

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@awawawhoami

6 months

@SpiralPrince15 yea if only it was the one who made this tweet

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@awawawhoami

2 months

@TtvSouls i am swiss :3

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@awawawhoami

3 months

last night (photo)matt mullenweg (automattic/tumblr ceo) sent me a twitter dm asking me for more info on the harassment im currently receiving on tumblr, promising to elevate it to the TOS team, before then proceeding to block me on twitter before i even saw the message??

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@awawawhoami

2 months

@CantEverDie no community note it's real

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@awawawhoami

2 months

@lapbottom_lesbo i don't rly care, my deadname is easy to find for anyone who wants to and i have no reason to be hurt by it :3

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@awawawhoami

6 months

since so many seem confused, i am the silly girlie who leaked the no fly list and that's also the context, see here:

how to completely own an airline in 3 easy steps

and grab the TSA nofly list along the way

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@awawawhoami

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@metalscissor @_system_Delta no community note it's real

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@awawawhoami

2 months

the meme community

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@awawawhoami

12 days

well, stolen power will always be free

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@BrianRoemmele

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Drone that will recharge on the public power lines. Apparently for free.

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@awawawhoami

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if the dark web drug dealers get my address my cute moots can get it too

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@scarastoes

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I can’t believe I have to come on here and say this but PLEASE DO NOT SEND PEOPLE YOUR ADDRESS EVEN IF THEY ARE YOUR OOMF??

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@awawawhoami

1 month

"real communism has never been tried before" have you ever owned a lighter?

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@awawawhoami

29 days

welcome to my new quiz show, WHAT AGENCY DO THEY WORK FOR?!

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@awawawhoami

4 months

that's so awesome where can i collect this money

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@awawawhoami

1 month

happy trans day of violence

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@awawawhoami

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really hoping they just revive the legacy codebase and put up a half broken super vulnerable site

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X/Twitter may be looking to revive Vine

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@awawawhoami

1 month

NEW FROM ME: so i guess i hacked samsung?! it's not quite xz but at least my grandma knows what samsung is a short bug bounty write up on how i randomly stumbled onto samsung cloud infrastructure (not an april fools bit)

so i guess i hacked samsung?!

it's not quite xz but at least my grandma knows what samsung is

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@awawawhoami

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clicker training my puppygirl gf in daytrading for some pawssive income

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@awawawhoami

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one thing you should know before becoming tumblr famous is that it WILL turn your blog into a sort of search engine/confessional hybrid type of thing

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@awawawhoami

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// CW: jay eazy spoilers / / / / / / HE'S MONEY SMART ????

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@awawawhoami

3 months

@herclawscomeout radfem spotted, initiating point and laugh protocol

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@awawawhoami

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my favorite part is "or at least that's what i've heard"

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@awawawhoami

4 months

ok so here's a fun idea! how about not tracing an artists work and using it for marketing uncredited?

League of Legends // UK, IE & Nordics

@LoLUKN

4 months

he's just a happy lil' guy 🐲

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@awawawhoami

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yknow a social media site ( @tumblr ) may be cooked once trans people start receiving anonymous TERF hate mail directly thanking the CEO ( @photomatt ) for creating an unsafe environment for trans people

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@awawawhoami

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critically jacking off to this incest fic in a scholarly manner

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@awawawhoami

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just looked up the github repo of some open source software with a recently discovered major vuln, and we may finally have a contender for sqlite

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@awawawhoami

2 months

i went to yap island and they wouldn't stop talking about you

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i went to yap island & was crowned king

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online government censorship is bad btw, which is why the "tiktok ban" is bad and why kosa is bad and why all the bills that came before them and didnt pass were bad

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@awawawhoami

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oh it's my most normal take

it’s time to build muscle ❤️

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@awawawhoami

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just got hospitalized for my weed addiction . they took away my joint custody

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@awawawhoami

4 months

you're telling me a cis teen fried this rice

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@awawawhoami

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how to vote for John Target

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What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything.

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and yet no one ever has penis in bio.... what a sad world .. 😞😞

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@awawawhoami

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if this tweet is how u found me again on the internet u should read my most recent reporting!

we have reached rabbit hole rock bottom

an increasingly wild tale of spiritual tiktoks, hyperpop, NFTs, white supremacy, cults and even more NFTs

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@VulgarWander yea i wonder what happened to me

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how does everyone somehow think this tweet by me (a trans girl) is primarily about ejaculating straps (awesome) and not trans girls (also awesome)

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@genericsealreal i mean tbf that's like pointing at the live laugh love sign of a cishet person who's currently crying

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@awawawhoami

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resisting the urge to stage a multi year supply chain attack against sshd on multiple major linux distros

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what do you think is harder than this?

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this is not a question out of confusion (i know WHY they would do this), this is a question of "why are we allowing this"

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@awawawhoami

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i really need yall to actually learn what edging means

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I'm starting to come around to the new discord update

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@awawawhoami

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good morning university of oregon encampment!

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@awawawhoami

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i've started mapping out all openly accessible webcams on and around university campuses in the US for remote reporting/OSINT during the ongoing student protests. journos/researchers interested in working with this data can reach out via dms/signal (nyancrimew.01)

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i hired this thing to stare at you

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@oxyjene1986 probably hands down the funniest ask i've ever received

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@awawawhoami

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risks of diy hrt: - you might end up with the intended effects

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@awawawhoami

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OUT NOW: my most in depth investigation yet #FuckStalkerware pt. 4 - the truth come out: does TheTruthSpy is secure

#FuckStalkerware pt. 4 - the truth come out: does TheTruthSpy is secure

they had like two years to fix this shit, jesus christ

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@awawawhoami

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actually just straight up loser behavior, "noo this foreign government is hacking my government, how could they do this, i will show them by helping my gov do the same thing to them"

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In 2022, we at WIRED told the story of P4x, a hacker who singlehandedly took down the entire North Korean internet. Now he's revealing his name—Alejandro Caceres—and his strange experience since then: trying to teach the US military to be more like him.

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curious @GoogleAI whenever i give bard my full domain name in any context it insinuates that it is a sexual and exploitative unsafe site but as soon as i slightly typo the ".gay" part it is fine with replying to me

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awesome powerwaste, sorry i mean bitcoing mining, setup and office you got there at zetta, @MeirCohen

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@awawawhoami

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ive technically known for years but whenever i get reminded again that US universities have their own police departments i am in complete disbelief

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@awawawhoami

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if i randomly woke up as taylor swift one day i'd simply tweet "vriska" and disappear forever

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- generally massively improved my surroundings and my mental health - actually now starting to reconnect with family again - yea idk much more i forgot but im starting to thrive

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@awawawhoami

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high voltage yuri

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When a high voltage is applied to pure water filling 2 beakers kept close to each other, a connection forms spontaneously, giving the impression of a floating water bridge [📹 Plasma Channel]

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@Vixenmoder @girlmadeofbread finally, libertarian parenting

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twink resurrection

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GUYS HOLY SHIT

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i also don't need to be kitboga 2.0, im maia

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the nudes in bio meta has been updated

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@jackiedotnet yeah the replies are horrendous, you're pretty btw!

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diary of a woke kid

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bro didn't even refuse the cig either like...

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the problem with being a shitposter is that no one would notice if i had a stroke

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getting up in the morning

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what do you think is harder than this?

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@awawawhoami

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the official dartmouth college webcam () just so happens to have disappeared off the internet overnight, colleges know full well that what they're doing looks bad and are trying to make it as hard as possible for anyone to see what's going on

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I’m a Dartmouth professor. Students were holding a genuinely peaceful, inclusive protest. Guess this guy is the new faculty.

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@awawawhoami

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and before you come at me with "well boston dynamics is now owned by hyundai, a car company", look at this nice family car from hyundai

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hands free selfie i just "remotely" (from my computer the phone is leaned on) took using stalkerware* this shit's scary

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@awawawhoami

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i've started mapping out all openly accessible webcams on and around university campuses in the US for remote reporting/OSINT during the ongoing student protests. journos/researchers interested in working with this data can reach out via dms/signal (nyancrimew.01)

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