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I eat stickers all the time dude // #1 Glup Shitto stan // Chemistry grad student // Married // Dad

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@jon_bois watching baseball
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Need these so bad
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@ipodmacbook Dude lives life like he’s playing Skyrim, just doin some side quests for awhile, nbd
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@mayanrelic @KlippityKlopp12 @TrenceA @MarkBarry67 @xmakina @Ishfery @mattlodder Great work guys, I'm glad this thread of all men was here to weigh in on women wearing heels, top notch douchebagery
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@CEScyclones16 @SheaSerrano No need to bring up Tennessee football
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@antwanstaley @wyomingpd It's Wyoming, they're like 5 years behind
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@ashupasu @DannyDeraney @Nightmusics They don’t understand the words but you’ll never convince me they can’t pick up on the inflections and tones and general vibes you give off
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@actioncookbook Marvel’s phase 4 went DEEP off the rails
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@Destineusa @RaveenTheDream “Let’s give up on children” is quite a stance to take
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@Sighcologist1 @Ytjohnnyboy899 @The_Real_Sanity @AshleyroweWKBW Also the protestors aren’t tax-funded, unionized, and trained
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@FroBreezee @t_real21 @rushodd_willsin @Shotline @blkcollegeteen “I’m only racist because people were mean to me” man stfu
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@BlackBriar21 @Ragewulf @daveed1931 @thehill Wait til you find out who those recruiters work for and adhere to the wishes of
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@PeterLucas8 @minakimes If you’re only patriotic because you sing a song and look reverently at a flag, your patriotism is performative and hollow
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@MTGC287 @ItsBrandt @c0rv0s @PallaviGunalan That’s actually asthmatic. Asymptomatic is when you can use both hands equally well.
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@bakedalaska Maybe you shouldn't be marching with people holding swastika flags then? Just a thought?
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@krnlaux @amandaknox Can we please let this phrase die in 2021
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@McBpj @TylerIAm These millennial caviar don’t know how good they have it
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@e_hernandez15 @DragonflyJonez Many white people love to cosplay being discriminated, it’s like an immersive vacation for them
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@brant @amyewilkins @dog_rates I do. My comprehension is like a 14/10
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@NosajxjasoN @klkanthems @QueenLizardbeth @spinubzilla If your system takes 210 years to start improving, maybe it’s a shit system?
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@toconnors @marybethbarone Cops don’t stop robberies. They show up after them
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@dunkin1008 @KeeangaYamahtta @HollyAnderson Did you forget a pandemic put like 40 million people out of work
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@youwouldntpost The first time you see him in the show, he’s shaking down Tobias saying that every dollar he has on him is exactly how much his acting lessons cost lmao
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@Chinchillazllla Countown until they somehow make this technology racist
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@TheHockeyBoomer @DragonflyJonez “Just got out of the shower” *rolls second blunt*
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@solomongeorgio @1followernodad The “haha. haha.” zone
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@CMcocoletzi here's a biscuit
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@ackwhacker @MNateShyamalan Same as with the “SJW” thing, the only way they can fathom someone having empathy is as an ulterior motive for something selfish that can be gained
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@hankofjuly “Enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! Ok bad example”
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@CooperBibaud @WaterChestnutII If you don’t think something you regularly consume doesn’t have some kind of influence on you, you’re either disingenuous or stupid
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@runolgarun @MaraWilson Lookin at a HelloFresh recipe like it’s the Dead Sea Scrolls
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@sexyfacts4u @timescanner Those were the terrible life experiences he drew on to make those faces in No Country For Old Men
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@DragonflyJonez “I’d wanna know, the truth can never be worse than my imagination” YOU THOUGHT
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@Chinchillazllla @Phillipasoo Let 👏 women 👏 gas 👏 protestors
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@tomreganWSB And yet there's dozens of intellectual articles about fun ways white people use weed therapeutically and it's written about like it's yoga or meditation. With white people, it's "cannabis". With black people, it's "dangerous weed". Fuckin ridiculous
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@ACorollaries Also why “Abolish the Police” is actually the best slogan
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@Mitiisf98 @Bluntteh That’s cuz few actually locked down lol
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@jeffreakish @AINNJEL555 “Yeah he fucked a kid but” is something you really never wanna say, just log off
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@exxhibitj @Eddiexanhalen My guy punched a crate and this popped out
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@SherwoodStrauss Example #2629373692 of guys conflating “hey man, this take is stupid” with “you’re not allowed to say that and should be arrested”
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@The1Cool @Millerheighife @JoyAnnReid A broken system can’t be changed by using the rules of that broken system
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@marty_mush Marty if you walk to the other side of your room, first you have to walk halfway, right? But before you walk half of that, you have to walk half of half of that (a quarter). You can divide in half til infinity meaning you’ll never actually get to the other side of your room
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@JDug83 @TonyReali Reading the instructions properly, for one
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@TylerBelawske @royals_cards You can’t say “I was just asking innocent questions” when you aim to belittle accomplishments with the second half of your tweet, stop this
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@WellBreastFd @mybigcrack A grown man with wealth and status enjoyed fucking a child, any other questions?
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@antifADHD @ScyneWaive Pleasing mySELF? A man?? Couldn’t be me
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@HoodSocialist I feel like this applies to "SJW" attempting to be an insult, as if practicing in empathy only makes sense if someone has an ulterior motive. Very telling
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Guarantee @Stugotz790 has never looked at his wife the way he looks at Sportscenter anchors
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@ab_deuces you prolly got a kiss on your forehead too
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@thenicoleham @Stylosa *sees a brown-skinned character who wears bright colors*
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@Aiden2OP @iamThaRealCB @CashewAunt @louisexotic @jisoossainty @PopCrave Just rewrite your tweets! I promise no one cares if you delete and fix. Or just proofread before you hit send
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@jon_bois Refs had to call like 12 games today, that’s a lot. They’re probably tired
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@AttorneySeal1 @jaketapper His family has repeatedly requested that his picture or memory not be used to celebrate the military, and I’m guessing Jake knows that
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Omg they’re perfect
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Need these so bad
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@FauxmarJL @Cliveskiy @avaa_thompson @mpendaraha18 This is the classic “a thief thinks everyone else in the world are thieves too” case
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@MNateShyamalan Being horny will safe this man from cancer, blessed
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@T_Dempss @TylerIAm If white guys don't cry about race on the internet, what is it exactly that your doing rn?
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@DragonflyJonez “You’re still out here using the English language?? Couldn’t be me”
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@DragonflyJonez I did not kill Joffrey but I wish I had >>>>>>>
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@JulioXCI_LGND Rando dudes on Twitter can make jokes about sports but if a woman does, suddenly she knows nothing?? Foh
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@BarbenCrotts @cat_beltane @VP You really gotta stop assuming criticism of this administration = being a Trump supporter, it’s so so so dumb
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@jpepperwood12 @DragonflyJonez Yall really gotta stop thinking every issue only has two options
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@WBryceRea @Dave_Cochran @MamoudouNDiaye Tyler, Kyle, Austin, they’re all Bryces
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@HSL_26 @BlueBynum “Memes are just as bad as racial violence and murder”
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@sentientist Hating someone over what they believe is right is literally the most legitimate reason to hate someone
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@Tormny_Pickeals All I learned from DARE was that 99% of drugs were bad for you but also that I KNEW I’d love weed one day
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@CooperBibaud Ok man. I enjoy fucked up documentaries and dark and violent video games sometimes too. But there’s a difference when it’s packaged as a way of entertainment or education and not dudes candidly chatting and joking about sophomoric and toxic shit. To each their own, whatever
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Yes, we all remember how Kendrick discovered Killer Mike in 2015
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Kendrick Lamar saw the talent of Killer Mike when everyone else didn't
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@peterchanNYC @tuffgrrrl @yashar @nwg83 No, we must build a statue. Clearly that's the only way anyone remembers anything from the past
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@ananxiousgay @jaboukie Also really good, well-performing, non-molesting schools get defunded all the time anyway lol
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@VeronicaInPink @alex4pt "it appears to be rudimentary tool, a spoon or a ladle perhaps?"
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@fister_monkey @LarleesWorld @LeeCEldridge @geoffschwartz Lol at assuming football is a meritocracy and not just a place where coaches hire their friends
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@Chinchillazllla She’s had this saved in her phone for 5 years
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@SamSchmitty @AroundTheNFL Always blame the black QB instead of the white coordinator if you can, right?
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@CooperBibaud So if you heard a club promoter talk about coercing women into giving him head in exchange for a job opportunity and the hosts laugh about it, that interests you?
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@youwouldntpost By far the worst because he knows it’s bad and does it anyway. Has the foresight to know the moral implications and still turns to sin multiple times
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@thenicoleham @Mega_Arcanine1 OG Pika was dummy thicc
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@OGSavTyrell @umcornell Spoiler alert: the one we love is ourselves and yes we will certainly die for us
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@AnnieSterna @shplangy @YourRacingBelle It's mainly that they've been convinced that anyone telling them "no, these are actual Nazis" are just spreading "fake news." Propaganda 101
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@TeddyK59558411 @unbecome111 Won’t someone please think of Whole Foods
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@chunkyfila Cursed with parents that were simply too kind
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@omnipresenceTV @AlexJMJ0901 @__HUO__ Calm down bud, it was a joke at your expense
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@TheJakeChristie @DragonflyJonez Don’t even name them til they’re like 4 or 5, can’t get too attached
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@stephboiardee @creatingwill @360FFB Why are you all over the comments proudly claiming that you have nothing better to do than to watch blowout games?
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@Kristofer_Blue @morgvanny @eeberquist Don’t forget about these babies
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@AnnieSterna @shplangy @YourRacingBelle The sad part is that if Obama or Hillary did something like that, the Trump supporters would see it for what it is. They just don't wanna
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@london_rider @erinnblackk Using the phrase “virtual signaling” is in fact patronizing arrogance
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@stormcuber @CGBPosts come up with your own joke
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@bomani_jones Obligatory
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@DragonflyJonez The internet was a mistake, my word
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@DragonflyJonez @FourVerts I’ll take any excuse to post this picture of 13 year old Andy Reid and the small boy next to him who is also presumably 13
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