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Shea Serrano

1 year

no account needed Primo is as intended: free for everyone here you go

From Mike Schur, Executive Producer of Parks and Recreation & The Good Place, and creator Shea Serrano. Primo is a coming-of-age comedy about Rafa Gonzales, a wide-eyed teenager, being raised by his...

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4 years

i’ve seen enough jason statham movies to know the only guy worth being afraid of in this video is the one sitting at the table minding his own business during the fight lol

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i’ve watched it 600 times

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"here is approximately how much you would earn by robbing me right now"

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2 years

The latest way to flex on the non-Sneakerhead normies 😂🤑 @lanewinfield

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9 months

teachers should be paid a minimum of $100K per year

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9 months

What opinion about money will have you like this?

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2 years

the baby walked up behind me and said “daddy check this out” then when i turned around he was holding the ipad at face level and he tapped the little buy button on roblox and bought something using my face scan as the verification lol not even 9am and i’ve already been scammed

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10 months

people being excited about stuff and having fun with it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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#Barbenheimer viewer shares their custom-made outfit to the double feature.

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literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever this shit don’t make any sense SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF

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4 years

the funniest cold open of any television show ever

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4 years

fuck coronavirus all these jobs are closing up and people are losing money we lived that check-to-check life for a long time so i know exactly how fucked things can get if you miss out on some work hours send me your cashapp i’m gonna send people $250 each until we hit $5K

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4 years

this is in a historically black neighborhood — i live in a historically white neighborhood (in san antonio) and it took maybe 10 minutes to vote — this shit ain’t an accident

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4 years

The line at TSU, Houston, for the Texas Democratic primary, 30 min after the polls closed. The line continues inside the building. From the front doors to the voting booth took me over 2 hours in line — and nobody in this picture has made it that far yet.

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BONG CALLED THE OSCARS LOCAL AND THEN WON THE BIGGEST AWARD THERE WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING FLEX

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4 years

lebron in the playoffs over the past decade is totally nuts 2011: nba finals 2012: nba finals 2013: nba finals 2014: nba finals 2015: nba finals 2016: nba finals 2017: nba finals 2018: nba finals 2019: injured; team missed playoffs 2020: nba finals how the fuck

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OH MY GOD WHAT

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. @rgay and @SheaSerrano are using their feeds to directly support people in need—and helping shift our ideas about how to approach giving.

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fuck coronavirus who has a bill coming up that they’re not sure they’re gonna be able to pay send me your bill and your venmo

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4 years

fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him

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8 months

nobody's gonna be able to tell mike shit for the rest of his life

Simply AJ aka Studious Steve aka Scuba Steve!

@AJpart2EW

8 months

Holy HELL 😳😳😳😳

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2 years

yes flight attendants should get paid while at work yes the answer is yes

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2 years

Should Flight Attendants Be Paid During Boarding?

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4 years

THE RAPTORS

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4 years

just for the record: we all stayed home for two months and these dumb fucks in charge didn't use that time for anything other than to lie about shit and then open everything back up like things were gonna magically get better

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2 years

they spread out $75 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Transphobes eat sh*t

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It’s just weed

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4 years

fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him happy easter everyone

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16 days

hang this tweet from the rafters

HTB ♨️

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“Find A Man Named Nikola Jokic, Convince Him To Pursue Horse Racing Full Time”

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10 days

this tweet gets funnier and funnier after every lakers-nuggets game

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“Find A Man Named Nikola Jokic, Convince Him To Pursue Horse Racing Full Time”

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4 years

the people who are okay with putting kids in cages at the border because “their parents should’ve just followed the rules” are the same people who started protesting to open up Denny’s or whatever so maybe it’s never really been about following the rules 🧐🧐🧐

Maybe: Jacoby

@Getthebagcoach

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What has this pandemic taught you about America?

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the character select screen for Racist Mortal Kombat

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oh my god what a roster

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james harden on the drive

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bong joon-ho won the biggest awards at the oscars and then got up on stage and called everyone who refused to read subtitles an idiot lol a motherfucking king

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trump supporters saying “show me one thing he’s done that’s racist” and then avoiding all the examples you give them of things he’s done that are racist

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11 months

jj redick is 6-foot-4

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“My totem is something bigger than basketball. It’s just life. It’s just accomplishing yourself inside this universe. And when I need motivation… I always remember I’m free in that universe.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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when the supremacists heard j. lo speaking spanish at the inauguration

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4 years

the roar after she announces Parasite asthe winner sounds exactly like the roar when the home team wins a playoff game at the buzzer — everyone fucking loves Parasite — this is beautiful

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he’s gotta lead the league in WHAT THE FUCKs this shit is ridiculous

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11 months

it’s when carmelo would put the ball behind his head

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What does ISO mean

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“it’s quiet as fuck in here” lol trae young is already an excellent playoff villain

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4 years

i’m saying maga supporters can fuck off yes thank you

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🗣 LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ALL MY DACA HOMIES WE’RE CELEBRATING BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MSNBC

@MSNBC

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BREAKING: US Supreme Court rules Trump admin. cannot end DACA.

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4 years

the racists will always find something wrong with the way you point out their racism or protest their racism

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“minimum wage is for teens working their first job” oh cool okay so then why is mcdonald’s open during school hours

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2 years

THE BENGALS SAID FUCK YOUR LITTLE COIN TOSS

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3 years

unpaid internships don’t show that you’re more dedicated to a job than someone else they just show that there’s a phone number in your phone that you can dial whenever you need money

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4 years

a bunch of the “Teachers Dont Deserve $100K A Year” crowd who gotta stay home with their kids now and homeschool them are figuring out that teaching one or two kids is hard enough let alone 28 of them lol

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3 months

all patrick mahomes does is film insurance commercials and go to the super bowl

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6 months

jokic what the fuck

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4 years

fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him thank you enjoy your super bowl sunday

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4 years

fuck coronavirus if you’re one of the very many people who lost your job or had your hours drastically cutback cuz of coronavirus then shoot me your CashApp i’ll send people $200 each until we hit $2K good energy only

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4 years

here is my official statement tonight regarding tonight's presidential debate

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if someone makes more on unemployment than they do while working then maybe justMAYYYYYYYYYYYBE they aren’t being paid enough for working

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4 years

if someone says “black lives matter” or if you read the phrase “black lives matter” somewhere and your first reaction is some version of “well actually...” then i have some real bad news for you okay are you ready listen up here it goes: you’re a real piece of shit

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2 years

absolutely insane to think about how a duo of jump shooting assassins that goes by the name “the splash brothers” added a third member who just so happened to be named after a body of water

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4 years

if you pick that second one i swear to fucking god i’m calling the FBI the CIA the DEA

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3 years

🗣 FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM HI HELLO GOOD MORNING

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4 years

fuck cancer

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2 years

impossible not to root for lamelo

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3 years

this pass not only got to the end zone but it also hit the receiver square in the face and was somehow dropped

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3 years

all the trump supporters who were tweeting me telling that he was gonna win again and that i was gonna get deported have gotten real quiet in my mentions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

when i try to teach my mom over the phone how to attach a file to an email

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when tyler hansbrough got mad that he’d been hit after a foul but then he turned around and saw it was metta world peace who’d hit him and immediately apologized like “oh my bad my bad”

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Somebody explain what J Cole did in NBA terms

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4 years

shoutout the bucks — this is incredible

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shakira:

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Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten. Piqué has never eaten jam in his life.

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🗣 FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM

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3 years

today is our anniversary we’ve been married for 14 years and together for 21 she’s been holding me down since back when all i had was a pet ferret and a twin mattress on the floor of a very terrible apartment lol

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i for real never thought in my entire life i was gonna see something at the oscars wilder than the la la land/moonlight best picture thing

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fuck this ghoul and anyone who stands with him

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Texas Gov Abbott has installed circular saws between the Rio Grande border buoys to maim or kill anyone who attempts to climb over. Two bodies have already been found trapped in the floating barrier. He wants more migrants to die.

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4 years

fuck yes gregg popovich

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THE BENGALS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOMENT FOR ALL OF US LIFELONG BENGALS FANS SINCE EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON

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as a joke i made a book about how to talk to trump supporters — it was free — some people still paid money for it — so larami & i hit up @UTSA — we asked them to find us two undocumented immigrant students who were juniors — then we paid off the tuition for their senior year

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wear a mask don't be a dumb fuck

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donald trump is retweeting videos with his supporters shouting “white power” and so right now feels like a good time to... *stands up* *adjusts glasses* *clears throat* 🗣 FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM

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ayyyyyyyyye found out today i qualified for a vaccination cuz my BMI is over 30 lol all this time i thought the tortillas were gonna kill me but it turns out they’re gonna save me lol

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trump supporters are so fucking dumb that even in the face of literal death they’re still like “i know it’s real but i’m still not sure if it’s real”

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$21.6K paid off the senior year for two undocumented students $20K went to The Bloom Project $10K went to the Black Futures Collective $25K went to the Martinez Street Women's Center $7,224 went to paying rent for people on Twitter $14,336 went to Planned Parenthood

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i ***know*** this doc is good cuz that episode ended and for a few seconds i was sitting there like “man i hope they don’t trade pippen” lol

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shoutout all the grocery store workers what a fucking bunch of real champions of the galaxy i hope all of y'all get big fat raises soon

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3 years

this is like in mario cart when someone's already won first place but you gotta just keep playing lol

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CNN PROJECTION: Donald Trump will win Alaska #CNNElection

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fuck yes larry david

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I love Larry David with all my heart and soul.

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megan thee stallion talking about watching destiny’s child perform at the rodeo is the most houston thing that has ever happened on television

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🗣 FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM

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fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him thanks I hope you’re having a great saturday afternoon

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will never get over the fact that you can say "the police should stop killing black people" and some other people will be like "well now hold on just a second..."

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the official person-to-tamale ratio for christmas eve, per The Governing Council Of Mexican Moms 1 person, 12 tamales 2 people, 85 tamales 3 people, 250 tamales 4 people, 1,700 tamales 5 people, 3,640 tamales 6 or more people, 8,500 tamales

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2 years

what the fuck

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3 years

just fucking wear the mask and get the shot this shit ain’t that hard

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4 years

i read it in his stone cold voice and it made me so fucking happy 😂

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3 years

😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂 😂😂😂

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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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literally the first time in my life i have been happy that there weren’t any NBA games happening — nothing but support and empathy and respect for everyone involved here

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3 years

this sack of shit

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3 years

In South Texas, we’re seeing #COVID positivity rates rising and it’s a direct result of illegal aliens being released into communities.

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4 years

return them

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@SheaSerrano I support trump but also i support u and i bought like 5 of ur books

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people who do a pretend euro step at least once a day

Habitual Shenaner

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Who is your target audience when you tweet?

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every marriage is an open marriage if brad pitt decides it is

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Brad Pitt's girlfriend reportedly is married but has 'open' relationship

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3 years

exactly how i wanna try and handle every setback in life

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4 years

if you have to do any kind of job that stays open during this lockdown you should be exempt from paying taxes for the rest of your life on some Armageddon shit for real what a bunch of fucking real life heroes we’re seeing in action

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2 years

“it’s a constitutional right” bro shut the fuck up they didn’t have assault rifles in 1787

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3 years

this is fucking dope put that work in

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she pulled up for this shit in transition 🤯🤯🤯

Ben Diamond 🗽

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2 years

If there’s a college athlete who needs to be a household name, it’s Caitlin Clark. Absolute flamethrower.

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here’s a crazy thing to say: as of today my tenure at The Ringer is officially up — i will always be thankful and grateful for the time i got to spend working there under bill and the rest of the leadership — i am very proud of all the stuff they let me do and the friends i made

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4 years

i made this flowchart several years ago and it’s still true lol

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2 years

it’s hispanic heritage month so you gotta venmo a mexican $10 or you’re racist

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4 years

this anniversary has gotta be like pearl harbor for cafeteria tables

•UP•NORTH•TRIPS•

@evboogie

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On this day in 2002, Clipse dropped Grindin'.

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4 years

this super is not how piñatas work

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Bronx residents say they discovered multiples nooses hanging from trees in Van Cortlandt Park on Thursday night. The NYPD declined to open an investigation, claiming the knots were leftover piñata string

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kendrick lamar is overra—

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