This is an interesting test of the joke construct, because on one hand, there is no earthly way to prepare yourself for what youโre about to see, but on the other hand, you are told precisely what youโre about to see
Lil brother shares my practice of keeping his office in a state where he could leave it forever in 45 seconds if he had to.
But after four years at one job, he has caught so much hell from colleagues about his completely empty walls that he finally added a photo:
Meet a soft and flabby wonder with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate and a name that's bound to stimulate conversation: the Bony-eared Assfish (Acanthonus armatus). ๐
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๐ท NOAA Okeanos Explorer, Ocรฉano Profundo 2015
The BYU students in the front row with 'Horns Down' painted on their shirts were asked to remove the shirts after the first media timeout, per
@Mitch_Harper
.
๐ธ:
@sleeslakin
The name and hometown of every person responsible for this passage is a matter of record. Itโs not radical to suggest they shouldnโt know a moment of peace in public for the rest of their lives.
1. In a horrific move, Tennessee has just passed a bill allowing parents who are religiously or morally opposed to LGBTQ+ people to adopt LGBTQ+ kids.
This could result in anti-LGBTQ+ foster parents putting LGBTQ+ kids through conversion therapy.
Nine days of iced-over roads is nine days without fishing. In a related photo, here is my dad en route to becoming a Fullcast disaster episode main character
I have been through three full team/entire newsroom layoffs, making me an expert on those three layoffs and nothing more, and I have but one piece of advice:
โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธTAKE YOUR PTOโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
That is all.
Juju Watkins tonight
- 28 points
- 11 rebounds
- 5 assists
- 4/8 from deep
โข USC is headed to the Sweet Sixteen for the first time since 1994!
@Jujubballin
Today, I am announcing the launch of my podcast, The Lou Holtz Show.
There is no one more passionate about restoring the culture of this country than me.
I truly did not think โI bet you think Robocop is politicalโ would be topped by anyone in this lifetime or the next, but by God, he is out there striving every single day
on a professional level, I have to admire the heart of a true poster at work here
on a medical level, I'm concerned this man could drown if he happened to be in the produce section at Kroger when the misters came on
We know this is happening. 100,000โs of illegals are pouring into our country. We know itโs happening in Michigan. Our own governor is offering money to take them in! Since we canโt trust the
#FakeNews
to investigate, citizens will. The process of investigating these issues takes
It is honestly shocking that
@edsbs
had a go at Bob Dylan
Buddy, you are a sports commenter.
Bob Dylan wrote the best song of all time.
Let's stick to what we are good at, shall we?
Everyone's talking about that new profile of a Trump supporter.
This one is a middle aged white man whose life is pretty good by typical metricsโeconomic situation, family, career, etc.โbut he's angry, and wants politicians who'll hurt people he doesn't like.
Eye-opening stuff.
hi, lemme translate:
we just past last year's final total
as in the total after the whole week, weekend dark match, and corporate matching were added in
we're already there
is anybody else levitating
It's been three years since we drove to Mobile to retrieve this marvelous critter. ABTCR took her into their foster network after she either escaped or was discarded from a horrific breeding operation near Jackson.
anyways this is my way of noting that I no longer write or edit for The Messenger because it does not exist. on to whatever is next, which could be any interesting project (email me at ryan.nanni
@gmail
if you wanna work together or just talk about Forget Paris)
See the Swift discourse from this summer (not even the football part, just the tour) for a sneak preview of grown men losing their goddamn minds when confronted with a space that has no interest in their opinions
like, bottom line here is that the cultural shift in sports journalism has yet to be invested in enough to change the way the average person consumes things on the ground more deeply. short version: dudes aren't really ready to just not matter at all in the space.
The "parent witness:" a woman in a MAGA hat who told her son that if their friends needed a parent or anything during prom night, to give her a call.
She then got a call from a trans student saying they wouldn't let her in. Parent immediately goes to argue with the principal.
Genuinely curious if you kept this same kind of energy in podcasting about Durkin when he was hired at Ole Miss or Texas A&M. Iโll hang up and listenโฆ
ESPN has put together a great panel in Elle Duncan, Andraya Carter, Chiney Ogwumike, Carolyn Peck and even guest analyst Aliyah Boston. You can tell they genuinely like each other and the chemistry shows.
I don't know why the network can't do this with its other studio shows.
Never forget that Verne is โMr. Steal your Girl.โ
The story of how Verne met his third (and current) wife.
@HollyAnderson
with her finest reporting.
pro tip for any media going to big sports events: donโt stay in the media hotel. donโt cram 10 people into an airbnb either. find a decent hotel outside the chaos.
@dirtbagqueer
We watched it in SCIENCE CLASS and the teacher of that class is not only still alive, heโs Facebook friends with my mom if you would like to ask him
Today Michigan is officially no longer a "right to work" state.
Michigan is now the first state in nearly 60 years to ditch the union-busting law.
Public school workers can now collectively bargain, it's easier for unions to build power, and billionaires are furious.
Honestly having some serious feelings about how somewhere out there, some singular Missouri State fan was like, I donโt have much to give, but Iโm going to give anyways. I love this.
@edsbs
@HollyAnderson
@newampaths
& sorry if this ruins him for you, but Verne is on my heart forever for being one of the very very very first, very small handful of people with actual media jobs who got a look at EDSBS and took the time to tell us โhey, youโre onto something here, keep goingโ