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kev mahserejian

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4 months

“hear me out” and it’s one of the most beautiful women of the 21st century

Hispanic Shaun King

@okimstillhungry

4 months

I know she’s old but hear me out

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actually cool as hell more players should strive to be villains for opposing teams real fandom is dying we need HATE

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Jack Jones wins the Biggest Prick in the Entire NFL Award. Offers a ball to a kid, then pulls it away when the kid reaches for it.

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protect my man at all costs

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Monday: MNF Tuesday: turn into an NPC Wednesday: more NPC activity Thursday: TNF Friday: alcohol Saturday: College Football/alcohol Sunday: RedZone/SNF my schedule these next 4 months to whom it may concern

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call me a boomer/old fashioned but official MLB accounts should not be posting like this

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Nestor settled in. +112 to record 5+ Ks ✅ Odds from @FDSportsbook

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josh allen’s brain before creating one of the most unique football plays of the modern era

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Joe Doerrer

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4 months

Almost the entire OKC Thunder organization just pulled up to Minnehaha Academy in Minnesota for the high school jersey retirement of Chet Holmgren. A special night for Chet, Minnehaha, and the entire Minnesota basketball community.

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2 years

if Tee Higgins plays this week you have two options •start him and eat another goose egg in your lineup •bench him and watch the greatest WR performance of all-time good luck

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5 months

brandon staley

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2 years

there are only 2 possible scenarios with CMC this year 1) you draft him and he misses 80% of the season 2) you pass on him and he leads all of fantasy in scoring

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2 months

justin jefferson’s trade request is gonna hit minnesota like a nuke

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2 months

So what now? Look for the Vikings to go after Sam Darnold, who also has other suitors.

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7 months

“dad, what was it like having de’von achane for those 3 weeks in 2023?”

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6 months

we should have never granted dolphins fans access to AI

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8 months

drafting Ja’Marr over CMC and Tyreek not feeling so great after two weeks

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@RotoSurgeon

2 years

football addiction isn’t laying on your couch on Sunday watching RedZone for 10 straight hours, it’s having your phone out at lunch with family watching the 4-8 Jaguars take on the 3-9 Lions and having a mild panic attack when every TLaw dropback isn’t targeted to Evan Engram

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8 months

aj dillon tomorrow

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2 months

if you as an adult cannot regularly drink plain water there should be restrictions on your basic human rights

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he should work in the 97 year old diner

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2 years

nobody wants to admit it but Daniel Jones and Kenny Golladay could be this year's version of Daniel Jones and Kenny Golladay

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2 months

austin ekeler + brian robinson you gotta hand it to the commanders they just got SLOWER 🔥

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Kurt Benkert

@KurtBenkert

5 months

They are 100% NOT built to play from behind.

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2 months

Tee Higgins Bengals 2024 1st Bengals 2025 1st FOR Justin Jefferson (to reunite with Burrow/Chase)

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@RotoSurgeon

6 months

oh…my…god… Week 10 might be the worst NFL slate ever imagined ☠️

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@RotoSurgeon

7 months

the headache:

Underdog NFL

@Underdog__NFL

7 months

Bijan Robinson (headache) fully practices Wednesday.

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4 months

never logging off this beautiful website

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3 months

new favorite ig follow is this dude davis clarke who speaks one language: linkedin dare you to find someone more locked in

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4 months

setting my fantasy lineups for one last time this season

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5 months

bengals remembering they have ja’marr chase and tee higgins

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18 days

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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3 months

rip carl weathers 🙏🏻

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2 years

biggest fantasy busts through 6 weeks R1: Najee Harris R2: Aaron Jones R3: James Conner R4: DJ Moore R5: Cam Akers R6: Darnell Mooney R7: Elijah Moore R8: Hunter Renfrow R9: Kadarius Toney R10: Chase Edmonds

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5 months

@SmolaDS these are just 4 normal gabe davis games

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6 months

staring at De'Von Achane in my IR spots while whispering "soon, my precious" like I'm Gollum

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5 months

y’all ready for the 2023 NFL playoffs?

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1 year

sir this is andy reid

🇸🇹 Sickos Committee 🇸🇹

@SickosCommittee

1 year

We missed Woodrow Wilson. Here’s William Howard Taft as a College Football Coach.

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6 months

mom: “please don’t get drunk and start calling out checks at the dinner table like you’re dak prescott” me fully sober: HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

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6 months

13.5 fantasy PPG through 11 games this year. We were robbed of a truly elite WR season with him and Rodgers man…

Zack Rosenblatt

@ZackBlatt

6 months

Garrett Wilson: “I don’t know what to tell y’all. I don’t know what to tell the fans. I’m out of words. I’m out.”

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2 years

Dameon Pierce rushed for 139 yards on 27 carries and only outscored Kenny Gainwell by 1.1 in fantasy

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2 years

friendly reminder since RBs are running 40’s today LeSean McCoy: 4.55 Alvin Kamara: 4.56 Aaron Jones: 4.56 Lev Bell: 4.60 Kareem Hunt: 4.62 James Robinson: 4.64 Arian Foster: 4.74 You don’t need 4.4 to be an RB1

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1 year

tell me a sadder story than 2022 D’Andre Swift

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2 years

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a million times: Every MNF should be a double-header while TNF should be abolished

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2 years

knew AJB and Jalen Hurts were close before teaming up but didn’t realize they were draft day hang out at the park close… why was I not notified of this information during draft season??

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1 year

Work-life balance in your 20s is an easy way to guarantee a mediocre career.

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2 years

Jalen Reagor escaping Philly only to end up WR4 on Justin Jefferson’s team

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2 months

John Ross through his first 3 years in college •33 receptions, 579 yards, 5TD Xavier Worthy as a *true freshman* •62 receptions, 981 yards, 12TD Worthy also had 600+ more yards than WR2 on the team. He can be SPECIAL.

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@TylerIAm

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@wojespn bron to darvin ham

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@big_business_ bosa grinning ear to ear this is better than winning the super bowl for bro

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3 months

gronk makes 6’3” 230lbs bowers look like hunter renfrow

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Rob Gronkowski hanging with the top tight end in this year’s draft class Brock Bowers.

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5 months

you live by the Bijan, you die by the Bijan salute to all my fellow troops deploying our boy potentially for the last time in 2023 🫡

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6 months

Bills going from Latavius to Leonard Fournette at RB2

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2 years

I miss D'Andre Swift more than a multitude of family members at this point

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2 months

@AdamSchefter rodgers any time there’s a chance to stir up controversy

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2 years

turnover-worthy plays Mahomes: 4 Herbert: 1 interceptions Mahomes: 0 Herbert: 1 better to be lucky than good some days

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@RotoSurgeon

8 months

@big_business_ defense, screens, and a player who doesn’t need the ball in his hands to be effective nurkic gets out the way and lets stars play their game while ayton gets in the way

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2 years

who I want to go off tonight: •Tyreek Hill •Jaylen Waddle •Chase Edmonds •Joe Mixon •Ja’Marr Chase •Tee Higgins who will end up going off because f you it’s TNF: •Hayden Hurst •Samaje Perine •Mike Gesicki •Raheem Mostest

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oh yeah, Aiyuk “not being able to beat man” was the issue and not the dogshit QB

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If the no. 1 reason the 49ers didn't win the Super Bowl was their inability to beat man-to-man coverage, then why are they going to give Brandon Aiyuk $30 million per season?

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1 year

no injury designation for D’Andre Swift

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3 years

players to sell: -Cooper Kupp -Ja’Marr Chase -Derrick Henry -Austin Ekeler players to buy: -Mike Davis -Brandon Aiyuk -Phillip Lindsay -Sony Michel buy low, sell high #FantasyFootball

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5 months

when I see andrew friedman

JackCurryYES

@JackCurryYES

5 months

Hearing Yamamoto will sign with the Dodgers for more than $300 million.

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@elitetakes_ get stefon diggs to houston i’m begging

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2 years

Josh Jacobs Raiders OL 🤝 no protection

Robert Littal BSO

@BSO

2 years

23-Year-Old Raiders RB Josh Jacobs Accused of Having 8 Kids By 8 Different Women With a 9th on The Way; Photos of All The ALLEGED Baby Mamas (Pics-IG) via @samuelenoku

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hey guys, i’m gonna be taking a break from my mental health to focus on the fantasy playoffs

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@ziyanm_

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geno smith geno smith in america in germany

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1 year

unpopular(?) opinion: it’s batshit to trade a 1st round pick for *any* coach in the league…Sean Payton’s resume be damned, I’ll take my chances on a rookie HC and keep the pick all day

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@AdamKoffler no but actually watching ball and having breakfast half awake is elite

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2 years

Is this Rashod Bateman projection too much? 150 receptions, 1965 yards, 24TDs, 490.5 PPR points

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5 months

@FAmmiranteTFJ yeah it’s just playful like banter kid will live without a ball but now has a memory of hating the raiders forever!

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2 years

Over the past 3 seasons combined, Mahomes has thrown 24 total interceptions In the 90’s alone, Favre had 3 separate seasons with at least 23 interceptions We’ve never seen anyone like Pat Mahomes

Peter Bukowski

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2 years

When people say “we’ve never seen anyone like Pat Mahomes” just show them these.

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4 months

@AdamSchefter bro saw flacco cookin and decided to lock in

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3 years

revisionist OBJ history has officially gone off the rails

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2 years

Darren Waller goose egg after Tee’s goose egg would be the start of my Joker origin story

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2 years

cam akers szn starts tonight

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4 months

TE1 lock next year (I’m not joking)

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4 months

Source: Commanders OC Eric Bieniemy is expected to be on the Falcons’ immediate short list if they have a head coaching vacancy at the end of the season.

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5 months

when your trade partner in dynasty makes you add a 3rd on top of an agreed upon deal

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2 years

fantasy gods gave us DJ Moore today and took just about everything else

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5 months

re-ranking 2023’s rookie WRs (for dynasty) 1) Tank Dell 2) Jordan Addison 3) JSN 4) Puka Nacua 5) Rashee Rice 6) Zay Flowers 7) Josh Downs 8) Jayden Reed 9) Dontayvion Wicks 10) Pop Douglas 11) Quentin Johnston 12) Marvin Mims surprisingly awesome and deep class

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3 months

never seen someone cook like this

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@RotoSurgeon

3 months

some NFL team’s fanbase is gonna stop giving a shit about Caleb Williams painting his nails and wearing atypical shit QUICK once he starts winning them games for the first time in decades

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2023 NFL Season script: leaked •Tom Brady joins Raiders in offseason •Gronk un-retires *again* to join him •Ring-chaser free agents like Pat Pete, Clowney, and Jordan Poyer bolster D on cheap deals 2024 Super Bowl location? Allegiant Stadium where Tom’s final game is played

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3 months

NBA bringing out Mac McClung once a year for the dunk contest

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@RotoSurgeon

2 years

Thanks to Sal I’ll be starting Josh Jacobs in Week 8! Initially planned to bench *the* RB2 of 2022 before this matchup information

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Josh Jacobs ranks 1st in RB usage. He’s broken the 2nd most tackles in the NFL… Creating over 90 yards per game after contact. He now faces the Saints #24 tackling defense…

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