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No religion in Star Trek doesn't mean there's no religious people, it means religion is not the governing philosophy of the Federation/Earth. Starfleet would let an officer wear a hijab if the officer wanted, but would never ban pork from ship replicators. Get it? *sips coffee*

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Can some animation experts tell me is this the first time someone has played their animated character in live-action?

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@miss_quark @trekkiebill Who has been both a man and a woman… She told her Klingon friend she has a new name and he accepted it. look up “metaphor” “allegory” and “empathy” in that order.

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This photo is just like America in that the longer you look at it the more it disturbs you.

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Guys are we sure the VFX in Generations hold up?

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@uslopp_ Exactly. Keep it in the family.

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Gonna tell my kids these are the Guardians of the Galaxy. #StarTrek #PicardSeason3

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@Variety @jestom Dave is forgetting that the audience decides what's funny, not him or any comedian. If you are a comic demanding the audience's taste stay the same so you can do the same kind of humor you're tacitly admitting you are laois touch with what's funny.

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Thank you, @albinokid for your work on Star Trek Discovery. In honor of Stamets, I've made my first Star Trek meme. #StarTrekDiscovery

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Literally everything is behind plexiglass now, the pharmacy is always understaffed and doesn't have your prescription or vaccine when they say they do. Going to the pharmacy is one of the most painful things to do in this town.

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It's amazing to me how the utter inability of Walgreens and CVS to run a viable retail business is driving the narrative that crime is out of control and cities are in dire straights. No, honey, Walgreens and CVS are in dire straits, because they refuse to hire enough people.

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@mlobelart @gabe_pacheco I dunno it kinda creeped me out sometimes. Felt like it was watching me.

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Not even Star Trek Lower Decks tried to explain how a drunk scientist hundreds of years into our future came to know about a song from 1968. Why does Zefram Cochran know "Magic Carpet Ride"? Wrong answers only.

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@gaygetarlton @OrangeFreddyG And on top of that the L doesn't even go anywhere. It's just NYC's collective lateral move.

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POV: You’re a microwave button.

[HB] RAINEY™

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If I ever use this emoji 🫵🏼, this exactly how I look in that moment 😭😂💯

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@RevClownn Gotta take out the telepath and speedster first yea, best tactical move is to down the support hero’s first.

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"Big protects little." #BruisedNetflix

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@JustSomeVic Of course i'd forget about SW! I really gotta watch clone wars, when it comes to SW i'm very movie centric.

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@RaineyOvalle - Xavier's first and most loyal student - one of the best tactical minds in the marvel 'verse - Understands the responsibility that comes with power, notably an uncontrollable power - has saved a world that hates him countless times

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@DanaGoldstein Yea, all you have to do is carry the baby for nine months, give birth and go through the physical and emotional trauma all that entails and then drop the baby in a box and walk away. Oh yea and you still have to pay all those hospital bills.

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@conz Some sleep away camps were integral to preserving Jewish culture for Jewish americans. Other than that it's a great way to get the kids out of your hair for a summer when schools out. If you can afford it

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@jessiegender Remember the SNW pilot episode where Pike told the planet at civil war, “oh yea, *this* side is right and *this* side is wrong and shouldn’t exist.” Except he didn’t, he said they both needed to choose peace and reach for the stars cause they had one world to share.

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@Simonetheboss2 @Alperstein_O I love how everything in America is like “hey this is complicated and sucks because someone lobbied the government to make it that way? Don’t like it? You’re communist.”

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@TimOBrien @KevinMKruse I don't know who said it but some GOP congressman opined "I used to think Fox News worked for us, but I realize now we work for Fox News."

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It was also wrong because it's not the actors job to police the audience. it's wrong when Lillias did it, it's wrong when Patti LuPone does it. Acting is a job with clear responsibilities and house managing isn't one of them.

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Ok I said three but I lied. What happened at hadestown wasn't wrong bc an actor couldn't "see" an audience member's disability. Thats an impossible standard. It was wrong because the way an audience member participates in theater is nobody else's business

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I think Paul Wesley is the best Kirk since shatner and actually might be a better Kirk than him. He's playing the character Gene wrote. Not inserting his ego into it. Pine was the horndog "fan Kirk" that never existed, and his Kirk was a bit of a dolt sometimes.

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Good thing I took that elective course in passing out candy at the academy! #halloween2021 #WeAreStafleet

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@JayLender1 Mutants represent the next stage of evolution and humans fear their extinction. Mutant powers manifest randomly and people get hurt whereas Steve Rogers got his powers in a clinical setting, Dr. Strange went to Asia. Even Hulk isn’t a problem as he’s one person and is manageable.

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@jblumenfeld100 I think synthetic pork is ok.

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@MorePerfectUS @nicopitney Labor generates wealth, wealth doesn't make anything all you can do is hoard it.

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@SiriusDrakeCGBI Tawney was clearly less experienced on camera than Quaid but she knew she character and did a great job. It was noticeable but not so much that I couldn't enjoy the episode.

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@Kotaku It's approachable and fun. I actually feel empowered and capable when I play. It's the first battle royal I have wanted to keep playing after the first few rounds.

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@saletan @costareports It's already disqualifying that he thought Trump was fit for the office of the presidency

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With polyamory becoming more popular among the younger generations, so dies the "OMG which boy do I choose" YA fiction trope.

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@CapuletPoehner @AOC the gala is an event 99 percent of society never gets to participate in.

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@cenkuygur Our Democracy is still in the ICU but we got a heartbeat.

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@MikeDrucker As a guy who went to college for acting, I can definitely say acting majors who are conservative and also bad actors start their journey to the crazy right wing pipeline when they realize how much being a soft bigot conservative gets you ostracized in creative spaces.

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Hey #WritingCommunity I just got my first writing assignment! Send me your best encouraging GIF!

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@Variety Why cast a jew when you can put literal Jew face on Bradley?

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@CosmicJester0 @poetgambler @miss_quark @trekkiebill They’re working backwards from their position on gender identity.

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People gathering on Dyckman street getting people to honk for the new president. #BidenHarris2020

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@AnnoyingGae You lack imagination.

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@bethanyshondark @Heminator I don't recall Bernie making a speech encouraging a crowd to go shoot him.

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@ThomasonTown I am in the minority cause I actually don’t think the prequel sword fights hold up. They look like they’re swinging glowing weightless pool noodles. We love them cause they were faster than the originals. The sequel trilogy fights are better choreographed and more realistic.

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My Facebook was hacked and honestly considering the dumpster fire that app has been the last 8 years I'm considering restoring my account and then just deleting it.

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@daveweigel These companies have trillions in profit collectively.

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@MyFavesBeDead Finally doing someone other than pining for Jean or getting flung around by Magneto or random side quests.

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@DecksLower This guy.

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@honigmaydl Someone want to tell them the ME has some of the most diverse skin tones and phenotypes and ethnic looks you can find in any place on earth?

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@errantis_ A genius.

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Wow this blew up. - Didn’t make this - I know they’re brothers - It’s a joke JFC My @ is the same on all social media follow for more mildly amusing content.

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@ActressEnzo @ava It's not the artist's responsibility to teach our history, that's on us as a society.

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@DomDParis @BatlethBabe

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Congrats we all figured out 2063 isn't "hundreds of years into our future."

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I love the Mario + Rabbids series but I'll never ever get used to watching Mario duck for cover and shoot things. Thank you @DavideSoliani for one of the best Switch game franchises so far.

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@Jordanbloked Scott uses his beam like an extension of his body. He knows how much force to use for any situation. Fine control over even the most basic superpowers makes you an incredibly effective combatant.

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@pickwick @mesallyann If someone prefers to be called a woman than everyone will call them that, the same rules still apply on a 1:1 basis, you call people what they want to be called. "birthing person" is regarding academics and reports/studies. It's more inclusive language is all.

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@alexandertperry I just love that Janeway can't cook. She's busy being a badass starship captain, ain't got time for that.

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Interesting how it stops being a harmless expression of heritage once it's no longer convenient. #AhmaudArbery

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@cenkuygur @RepJayapal "Hey I know everyone wanted a loaf of bread, but we were offered half a loaf for each person. But you wanted a full loaf so I listened to you and now no one has any bread. Aren't I great? Have fun not eating bread."

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Tell me you don’t understand Star Trek without telling me.

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@RecurForever JFC I never realized what lame ass communists Star Trek fans are. Good good what a bunch of twats.

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@VICENews We found the opposite of Greta Thunberg.

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Random shot in the dark here, but I think the people trying to sell Star Trek themed NFT’s to Star Trek fans clearly did. Not. Watch. Star Trek!

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@GFRobot X-Men is about bigotry and intolerance, those issues have a lot of other smaller issues that are all related. So X-Men is about any issue related to bigotry and intolerance. Like a guy on this website trying to "all lives matter" this show.

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@Pinko69420 The show ended before the internal inconsistency of the setting could be made more apparent. Also reducing Chinese to a fun flavor of the dialog with no chinese people present was weird. At least the translation people were Chinese and getting paid.

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You got it all wrong buddy... Women who look like this don't choose men like you.

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POLL: If given the choice, Men would NOT choose a woman who looks like this. Prove me wrong!

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What if we kissed over the saucer section of the Cayuga hitting re-entry?

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If the internal sensors were working normally during Subspace Rhapsody, it means the Enterprise was recording the crew's cast album.

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@TheTrekCentral So.... Enterprise?

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@michelleparadis Can't wait to see where Micheal takes us next!

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Can someone please explain why it is so important that a white male be a lead character in a Star Wars show? In a sci-fi setting where social constructs such as race are wildly different? There are no "white people" or humans in Star Wars.

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"Say hello to my wakka wakka!"

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@BriannaWu Only people who've never lived through civil war/revolution pine for one.

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@Ryan_Ken_Acts It all a clever racket to hate on people conceived on Valentine's day!

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"If they can arrest me for helping orchestrate a coup attempt, they can arrest anyone!"

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Rudy Giuliani issued a threat on his way to Georgia, "Let me give you a warning. They are going to come for you. When the political winds shift, as they always do, let us pray that Republicans are more honest, more trustworthy, and more American."

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@davenewworld_2 Tonight at 8 on @FoxNews : "Woke parking garages to blame for collapse."

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Montgomery Alabama riverboat Brawl. #TryThatInASmallTown

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@nocontextviral @davenewworld_2 Staring off onto the void assessing your life… Been there bud… Been there.

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If you get livid because someone doesn't know that AR stands for ArmaLite Rifle and not Assault Rifle... You can use someone's preferred pronouns.

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@AntiguaMoses @lefty_old @Ushjeri @CNN Those states have state legislatures, house reps and senators to advocate for them on state and federal levels of government. And ya know what? Yea the bigger states have more people and the needs of the many always outweigh the needs of the few. Land doesn't vote, people do.

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If the AMPTP can only work with the unions for most of their projects, then no offer can be best last or final until the union accepts it.

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“Last Best and Final.” Carol’s three favorite words — because they’re a classic unionbusting trick. The WGA got “last best finaled,” and you know what we did? We kept right on negotiating for the AI protections we needed. Because AMPTP rhetoric doesn’t change the facts.🧵

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Reading The Hobbit at an early age definitely messed me up. I went through a phase where I thought I could solve everything by challenging people to riddle contests.

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@tparsi @ramy Why’d you cut the video before he said “Free the hostages”?

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@jzux @glitterwrists Only for high crimes...

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