Duff Goldman @duffgoldman Twitter profile

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Duff Goldman

@duffgoldman

7 years

The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama's inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn't make it. 🤔

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4 years

I have never seen this in my entire life. I lived in DC and worked at a restaurant two blocks from here and rode my bike by the White House every night at around 2am. The lights were always on. This absolutely sums up this administration. Nobody’s home.

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3 years

We made a person! ❤️ @johnnapgoldman

Johnna Goldman

@johnnapgoldman

3 years

🎀Josephine Frances Goldman 🎀 🧁 1.31.21 ⚖️8lbs 2 oz 📏21 inches @duffgoldman

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3 years

I get it now. I get why parents are always showing pictures of their kids. But c’mon! Look at this baby! I mean...right?!?

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4 years

MUFFINS! 😍

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7 years

Remembering a fantastic cake I made is awesome and the chef that re-created it for @POTUS Trump did a fantastic job. Group hug, y'all. 🇺🇸

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6 years

SHE SAID YES! @geminibones610 is gonna be my wife for ever and ever and ever!

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3 years

Our little mini muffin got cold so I wrapped her up in my @bootbarn jacket. Instant sleep. My little cowgirl.

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3 years

I just can’t with this baby. And she loves Carl!

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4 years

I F***ING HATE 2020 SO F***ING MUCH

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6 years

Congrats, Taylor, on your winning #selfieclairs ! 🏆 #KidsBakingChampionship #CrazyTay

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@duffgoldman

5 years

For everyone who doesn’t think my cake was a wedding cake..here’s a video of my wife @johnnapgoldman and I LITERALLY EATING IT AT OUR WEDDING. #BuddyVsDuff

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3 years

What really amazes me is that somehow trump has convinced 50% of us that he is some sort of tough guy. Like he is some alpha male ideal when NOTHING could be further from the truth. He is weak. He is afraid. He is a coward. He disrespects (to put it mildly) women. He complains

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@duffgoldman

5 years

I went to see Mamo. I told her my strudel didn’t win on tv. She didn’t care, she said it was perfect. 👌

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@duffgoldman

4 years

C’mon man. You literally have my phone number. @AndyRichter

Andy Richter

@AndyRichter

4 years

My daughter wanted to bake a cake but I only have one round cake pan

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Whachoolookinat foo?

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@duffgoldman

5 years

For you Carl. You’re a beautiful man who lived to fill the hearts of everyone who knew you with warmth and laughter and joy. My world is more dim without you in it but infinitely brighter for having you as a friend. I miss you already. #ruizing

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@duffgoldman

6 years

Hey folks, sorry if I have been a little grumpy lately. 3 bright lights in my world have gone out in the last week and sometimes we’re all afraid of the dark.

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@duffgoldman

5 years

God forbid I ruin my image by having people think I am a compassionate person who loves my country and all the people who make it awesome and I’m genuinely horrified at the clown show of our leadership.

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Baby Josephine has my hair! 😩

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@duffgoldman

6 years

I’m gonna miss you, man. And I’m gonna live like you’re watching my every move so if I ever even attempt to be disingenuous I’ll feel the slap on the back of my head & the disdain in your voice & I’ll keep it in true. Your brash mind, clear eye, & words of truth will keep me.

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Every single trump supporter should be ashamed of themselves. Absolutely disgusting.

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@duffgoldman

6 years

6 months between these two photos. It's a battle every damn day. Don't ever give up.

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@duffgoldman

6 years

I try not to be annoying and post stuff about getting in shape but I touched the floor without bending my knees today for the first time since college and I feel like a badass. Feel free to lavish me with praise.

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@duffgoldman

5 years

Yes, this IS a cake. Aziraphale and Crowley are made out of gumpaste and modeling chocolate (and took many hours of patience to sculpt)! Nice job, @Charm_CityCakes . #CakeoftheWeek

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@duffgoldman

2 years

Happy Father’s Day to me!

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Happy Valentine’s Day to my two valentines. I didn’t think there was any more room in my heart for more love and it seems like you two cram a little more in there every time I look at you. 🥰

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@duffgoldman

4 years

@hotfoodporn I’m a company man and all but I gotta say I was a bit confused by this as well

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@duffgoldman

3 years

I just can’t with this baby.

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@duffgoldman

2 years

These kids on #kidsbakingchampionship are just getting younger and younger! @Wolfiesmom @FoodNetwork

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@duffgoldman

6 years

My heart hurts really really bad.

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@duffgoldman

7 years

@belazygirl @Jae_Day6 @GordonRamsay Looks like it got eaten by a lion and shat off a cliff.

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@duffgoldman

4 years

This is my grandfather Bernie Helitzer. 94th Infantry. He wore a uniform with lots of other guys in uniforms and he fought fascists. Fascists always lose because of brave people like my grandfather. He wasn’t a sucker or a loser. He was a great man. #WeRespectVeterans

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5 years

Hey @realDonaldTrump . GFY 🖕

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4 years

Karen’s gonna Karen

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2 years

OMG this baby! 😩

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@duffgoldman

5 years

About last night... who watched the season premiere of #BuddyVsDuff on @FoodNetwork ? #TeamDuff

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@duffgoldman

4 years

Good always wins. Always. Don’t let the news drag you down. 49 days and good will win.

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@duffgoldman

4 years

I’m not crying. You’re crying. This is amazing

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@duffgoldman

5 years

You are no president. Baltimore is a vibrant, beautiful city and its soul, love, character, and community are so alien to your vapid and chillingly cavernous hate-filled heart that it is invisible to you. The depths of your own self-loathing makes me sad for you. Resign.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!

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2 years

This sweet, sweet lady. One of a kind.

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@duffgoldman

2 years

Happy Birthday @Charm_CityCakes ! 20 years ago today I quit my job and started a bakery out of my apartment in Baltimore. 20 years! Thank you to everyone who has been a part of this incredible ride. Here’s to 20 more years in the Best City in America..BALTIMORE!

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Yellow cake from a box baked in a 9x13 with canned chocolate frosting is the most delicious cake on the planet.

Katherine Lundgren

@Ihaveagaurdcat

3 years

@duffgoldman Mash potato’s aren’t that hard to make, next you are going to tell me that box Mac & cheese is good or icing from a tub is delicious

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@duffgoldman

7 years

This is awesome. Well done, @alpacafett ! Hey @VancityReynolds . Let me know if you need a #Deadpool2 wrap cake. I know a guy. 😉

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@duffgoldman

5 years

Hey y’all, I wanted to write a quick note of apology. It seems that #BuddyVsDuff has inspired a lot of feelings of ill will and that makes me pretty sad. I went into this competition like I do anything else. I saw it as an opportunity to do what I love to do, namely bake

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@duffgoldman

6 years

If someone comes into my shop and orders a cake, I make them a cake. I don't choose who I sell cakes to.

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@duffgoldman

4 years

Let’s go @Ravens ! Got my @megatronnie jersey! 😈 #RavensFlock

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@duffgoldman

5 years

Hey y’all, wether you’re #TeamBuddy or #TeamDuff , let’s keep it positive. @CakeBossBuddy is just as passionate about his craft as I am about mine. This was an absolutely grueling competition that pushed all of us beyond our limits and we’re only human. Things happen #BuddyvsDuff

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3 years

Thanks for the onesie @CIACulinary ! Save a spot for her in 2039!

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7 years

Wow. It's been 3 months and I feel like these are photos of two different people.

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@duffgoldman

2 years

Every pro-gun argument is bs. Good guy with a gun? BS. Arm teachers? BS. Not a gun issue, but a mental health issue? BS. Constitutional rights? BS. Toxic patriotism. Bunch of gun-worshiping weak cowards. I’m absolutely sick. Vote, dammit. Vote these cowards out.

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@duffgoldman

6 years

Bagels are great. Toasted everything bagels. A little bit burnt on the edges. At least a half inch of cream cheese. Super thin sliced smoked salmon. Wrapped in wax paper. And coffee in a paper cup. (Sorry, my diet is going great, I just can’t stop thinking about food)

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@duffgoldman

3 years

So @johnnapgoldman saw a $50 toy online and said “you can make that!” $850 in tools and 2 trips to the hardware store later..voila. I think making from scratch was way more rewarding. Daddy made Josephine a thing! Wait till I build her a go-kart for our super steep driveway. 😈

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@duffgoldman

4 years

Thanks @chrissyteigen for ordering this awesome pho cake for Mama Pepper from @charm_citycakes 🧡 Hope y’all enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed creating it! #CakeoftheWeek

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@duffgoldman

3 years

So, @TheRock at 15, me at 15.

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3 years

This kid.

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@duffgoldman

5 years

Thanks for watching everyone! And thanks for the kind words. Don’t nobody go feeling bad for @geofmanthorne and I, we’re really making some of the best cakes we’ve ever made AND we’re having a hill ‘o fun! See you next week! 🙌 #BuddyVsDuff

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@duffgoldman

4 years

For all those wondering, this is my son Carl. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Yellowstone (legally of course) 6 years ago and lives in my backpack.

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@duffgoldman

4 years

Eyes on the prize. Vote this bloated sack of protoplasm and his evil empire out this November. Register to vote NOW.

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@duffgoldman

2 years

Josephine loves her sensory board! Thanks for all the ideas, y’all. Merry Christmas!

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@duffgoldman

7 years

I think hockey is much more popular in Russia than the NFL anyways. Totally makes sense.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Please to inform that the Champion Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL will be joining me at the White House for Ceremony. Great team!

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4 years

Who makes a cake for the Ace of Cakes birthday? @CakeBossBuddy does! Thanks Buddy! It’s DELICIOUS. @CarlosBakery makes a dang good cake.

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@duffgoldman

5 years

@Hostess_Snacks @CornNuts 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Look at this baby laughing her tushy off in the @malibufeedbin pumpkin patch next the storm over the Pacific Ocean.

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@duffgoldman

3 years

I'm so excited to finally tell you that I have a new show called Duff’s Happy Fun Bake Time! Launching on April 29 on Discovery+. It’s myself, Geof & my new puppet friends! Making a show with puppets & the folks at The Jim Henson Company ( @hensoncompany ) was a dream come true!

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@duffgoldman

4 years

@jonbecker_ Bell peppers ruin everything they touch

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5 years

If you miss Ace of Cakes, you’re gonna LOVE #DuffTakesTheCake on @FoodNetwork . 4/15 at 10/9c No competition, no negative attitudes, just me and my friends making awesome cakes for cool people. 🙌

amanda

@abiviens

5 years

@duffgoldman Just watched Buddy vs Duff. Your still amazing. Your so detailed. I miss Ace of Cakes

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5 years

Thanks, eh? @FoodNetworkCA

Food Network Canada

@FoodNetworkCA

5 years

What a battle. Well deserved @DuffGoldman ! #BuddyVsDuff

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@duffgoldman

5 years

I wish I could share with y’all what we’re laughing about 2 minutes after we had just got married. 😂

Johnna Goldman

@johnnapgoldman

5 years

No one can make me cry-laugh the way that you do @duffgoldman 📸: @amyandstuart

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3 years

Okay. Do these maga idiots understand that their dear leader is EXACTLY who Rage Against the Machine is raging against? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE!! 🙄

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@duffgoldman

3 years

McEnany calling anything “Orwellian” is the definition of Orwellian.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

3 years

McEnany dismisses public health guidelines to slow the spread of coronavirus as "Orwellian"

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4 years

My older brother couldn’t say “Jeffrey” when my mom brought me home from the hospital. He kept calling me “Duffy.” It stuck.

Jillian Anderson

@Jillie_Alexis

4 years

What is Duff short for?! #BuddyVsDuff

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Loud words don’t make a man tough. Money doesn’t make a man tough. A lack of regard for people who are different than you don’t make a man tough. Trump is a weak, lying, pitiful excuse of a man and I am ashamed of him.

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3 years

In spirit of the countless photos that we are taking of our little muffin Josephine, here’s a throwback to when Johnna and I were babies. #throwbackthrusday

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@duffgoldman

4 years

Ace of Cakes was, is, and will always be the best cake show on television. 😎

Your Canadian GirlFriend

@YourCanadianGF

4 years

@duffgoldman @FoodNetwork It's nice to see some of the faces from Ace of Cakes working on Buddy Vs Duff. The show needs to pop up at least OnDemand.

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6 years

One in three women will experience some form of sexual assault. 33%. One third. Imagine being the greedy, spineless monster telling one third of the women and girls in your life that they don’t matter. I pray that we find our way out of this darkness. You DO matter. Go #vote .🇺🇸

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@duffgoldman

5 years

#BuddyVsDuff

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Watching @POTUS @JoeBiden answering questions from the press is so refreshing. Smart, intelligent, reformed, and kind. Thinking about Trump in relief against our current president just makes Trump that much more awful. Never again, America. Never, ever, ever.

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@duffgoldman

3 years

Took my sack o’ potatoes for a nature walk in @GreatSmokyNPS

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4 years

You chose...wisely.

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@duffgoldman

2 years

@OhNoSheTwitnt Tell me you have a small peepee without telling me you have a small peepee.

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3 years

protect their children. Real men don’t act like victims when they don’t get what they want. Real men treat women like the goddesses they are (my wife is pregnant and don’t tell me she’s not a goddess because she is creating life as we speak). Guns don’t make a man tough.

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@duffgoldman

5 years

For anyone worrying about food waste on any @FoodNetwork show, please know that tv crews are the modern equivalent of biblical hordes of locusts and nothing survives.

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@mb349925

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@duffgoldman What do you do with all the left over food? Does the crew get to eat it? @duffgoldman

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3 years

So when individuals figure out how to use the internet against the old money regime, it takes less than 24 hours to shut them down. But when racist nazi white supremacists use it to spread hate, violence, and insurrection, well, that’s just free speech. Got it.

CNBC Now

@CNBCnow

3 years

BREAKING: Robinhood, Interactive Brokers restrict trading in GameStop stock and options

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5 years

I have completely stopped caring when someone gets uncomfortable when I have to explain to them that I don’t drink. It’s a weird phenomenon.

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"My choice not to drink is a personal one, but in my opinion, it’s a healthy choice that should be celebrated."

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5 years

I feel like someone is obsessed with size? 🤔 #BuddyVsDuff 😂

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3 years

I have claimed, for culinary purposes, the commonwealth of Massachusetts (which has very delicious clams).

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

3 years

We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....

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4 years

I think Ratatouille is the best food film ever made, period. No hyperbole. The scenes where Remy is describing flavor and the accompanying visuals dance and swirl is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to how I think about cooking.

The Takeout

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Disney films have beautiful animation across the board, but there's something special about this culinary film.

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5 years

I have a special kind of disrespect for people who make fun other people’s laughs. I love your laugh, @chefsymon . And when you and I laugh together it’s a like a couple hyenas feasting on a 4 day old zebra leg with audience of grumpy vultures. So whatever. F this guy.

S Horgan

@seanp54_sean

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@chefsymon Chef , I like the show and the education , but it would be even better if you toned down the psychotic laugh paired with the mouth wide open silent laugh... it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard ... imho... AB made great points on cooking shows nowadays

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Dude! @Zak_Bagans @hauntedmuseum is SUPER SCARY! I think @johnnapgoldman and I have both already peed ourselves. If y’all get to Vegas, DO NOT MISS!

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5 years

Good game, @CakeBossBuddy and @CakeBossRalph . Mad respect. 🙌 @geofmanthorne = MVP. 🏆 #BuddyVsDuff

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I’m giving you guys what you expect out of me. Thanks and I hope you keep watching, @geofmanthorne and I make some insanely cool stuff coming up. 🙏

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Pastry chefs are real-life wizards.

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3 years

It’s #ElectionDay I’m hopeful. I know that decency, kindness, and humanity will prevail because that’s what America is supposed to be. Take a deep breath and give everyone a smile because we know we’re taking our country back. Let’s end this nightmare. Go vote! 🙌❤️

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5 years

Done. 👹