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The Volatile Mermaid

5 years

Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.

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The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

6 years

I had a great-aunt who escaped a concentration camp after being shot and left for dead in a ditch full of bodies and survived the rest of World War 2 living in a refrigerator box in someone’s basement.

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Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift 😍😛😤

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Motherfuckers out there thinking that if they give us free pads and tampons we’re going to “abuse the privilege” like we’re making pad forts and playing tampon Jenga.

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7 years

This is where toxic masculinity comes from. The shaming of men for showing emotion or empathy by calling them women, as if that's an insult.

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Jimmy Kimmel has been targeted by a conservative street artist

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6 years

GOP: Abortion is murder! What about actual murder? GOP: Mental illness! What about healthcare to help treat mental illness? GOP: Healthcare is a privilege not a right!

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4 years

WHY ARE PEOPLE ASKING TRUMP IF HE’LL LEAVE OFFICE IF HE LOSES THE ELECTION AS IF IT’S A CHOICE

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5 years

Women: We enjoy sex too. Men: In my experience, no you don’t. Women: I don’t think you’re making the point you think you’re making.

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Women: I have a degree. Men: I have an opinion! These two things are equal!

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4 years

The funniest thing about this whole situation is that Trump could’ve just lived the rest of his life as a private citizen being rich and cheating on his wives if he weren’t so desperately jealous of the first black president.

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For a virus that’s a hoax there sure are a lot of Republicans rushing to get that vaccine before the healthcare workers who were warning us about it the whole time.

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“The shooter passed a background check. There were no warning signs. Nothing we could’ve done to prevent this.” Girls: We actually reported him for threatening to rape and murder us but nobody would liste- “Nothing we could’ve done.”

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Ads for women: Be thin, be thick, love your body, your boobs look bigger in this, dye your hair, embrace your grays, these pants are slimming, be feminine, wear makeup, look natural, hide your age... Women: K. Gillette: Men should be less shitty. Men: Don’t tell us what to do!

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Men: In the age of Me Too I have to be so careful about how I talk to women. Women: We have been carrying our keys laced through our fingers like Wolverine’s claws since we were 10 but please, go on.

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The 74-year-old president of the United States wants to impose martial law because he’s not getting his way, but women are too emotional.

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2 years

“But the depiction of LGBT characters in Disney movies will scar my children!”

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4 years

Fox News: Liz Warren will steal from the rich and give it to the poor! Me: Cool cool. Mark Zuckerberg: Liz Warren is an existential threat to my business! Me: Right on. Ann Coulter: Liz Warren scares me! Guys, I already like her ok, you don’t have to sell her this hard.

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4 years

Retweet if you’re a woman and have had a random man tell you to smile.

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7 years

Maybe if we start calling it Unborn Baby Earth instead of Mother Earth republicans will be more concerned with its well-being.

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5 years

Very surprised that all the tough guys who attacked a little girl for speaking out about climate change are crying about the president being booed at a baseball game.

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4 years

Kamala Harris is dropping out of the presidential race but I will always remember her as a woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry.

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This pigeon has buried 7 husbands who all died in mysterious ways.

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Sansa: (survives torture and comes out on top by using her wits) Arya: (trains for years with some of the best fighters in the world and kills the motherfucking Night King) Bran: (falls out a window and says weird shit) White men: This guy should totally be our king.

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2 years

So pregnant people can’t cross state lines to get abortions but guys like Kyle Rittenhouse can cross state lines to shoot them.

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6 years

Just saw an old white man chastise a young WOC for parking in a veterans spot so she whipped out her phone, showed him a picture of her in her army uniform and asked him “Did YOU serve?” which was just the perfect way to end 2017. 💃🏾💃🏼💃🏽💃🏿💃🏻💃

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People having abortions won’t affect your life. Gay people getting married won’t affect your life. Trans people existing won’t affect your life. But people owning AR-15s sure as fuck will.

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Fox News: Liz Warren wants to take money from the rich and give it to the poor! Me: Cool cool. Mark Zuckerberg: Liz Warren is an existential threat to my business! Me: Guys, I already like her ok, you don’t have to sell her this hard.

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Adult Brock Turner only served 3 months for raping an unconscious woman because serving jail time would “ruin his life” while teenage Cyntoia Brown has to serve 51 years in prison for killing her rapist but please tell me more about how white male privilege is a myth.

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Tennessee Supreme Court rules Cyntoia Brown must serve 51 years in prison before she’s eligible for release

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FEMINISM DOES NOT MEAN SUPPORTING EVERY WOMAN DESPITE HER HORRIBLE BELIEFS

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6 years

Rudy Giuliani married his cousin. Trump wants to date his daughter. Pence calls his wife “Mother”. This is the shittiest episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen.

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3 years

Imagine voting against something called the violence against women act.

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Bill Cosby admitted it. The president bragged about it. Yet here we are. This is why women hesitate to come forward about sexual assault.

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The Santa Fe shooter was stood up to and rejected by a girl he was harassing and now she and 9 others are dead, in case you’re still unclear about why women are hesitant to come forward about sexual harassment and assault.

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3 years

“We need to move on from this” say the Republicans who have been talking about Hillary Clinton for the last 4 fucking years.

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Just got sexually harassed by a couple of guys while I was pumping gas and I looked right at them and calmly said “That’s really not cool, man.” And THEY APOLOGIZED?! WHAT

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6 years

Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be a misogynist because he married 3 women.

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Bran: (says weird shit) Sansa: ... Arya: ... Jon: ... Daenerys: ... Sam: ... Davos: ... Brienne: ... Jorah: ... Tyrion: Ok fine since clearly nobody else is going to ask, what the fuck is your deal, kid?

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If birth control isn’t healthcare then limp dick pills definitely aren’t healthcare. If God wanted you to get boners, he would will it.

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Stop calling the Atlanta shooter a “kid.” He’s a 21-year-old man.

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Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.

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When you can’t tell if it’s seasonal depression or Trump related depression that’s called treasonal depression.

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Just so we’re clear here, Florida wants to ban children from discussing their periods but also wants student athletes to report their periods, in case you were still unclear about how fucking dumb these people are.

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Men: Me Too has gone so far that now I’m afraid to mentor women. Women: (walking to their cars at night looking over their shoulders with mace in one hand and and their keys laced through their fingers like Wolverine in the other) Wow it must be so scary to be a man these days.

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2 years

Friendly reminder to American news networks that Puerto Rico is part of the United States and the UK is not.

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6 years

The people who lost their shit when Michelle Obama said that kids should eat vegetables are totally cool with Trump putting kids in concentration camps.

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FYI: “ICE is just following orders” is a bad defense. Sincerely, The great-grandchild of Holocaust survivors

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Just so we’re all clear on this, Ilhan Omar marrying her brother is a rumor but Rudy Giuliani marrying his cousin is a fact, so stop pretending this shit isn’t about racism.

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A man threatened a foreign power on Twitter in all caps because he was in a bad mood, but please tell me more about how women are too emotionally volatile to handle our shit.

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Never realized that every time I’ve had sex with a man I’ve prevented him from mass murdering people I’m like a fuckin Avenger.

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3 years

I would watch a show that was just Kamala Harris and Katie Porter owning shitty men for an hour.

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6 years

Hi, kids. I’m Donald “David Dennison” Trump. I have 5 kids by 3 women all of whom I cheated on and I once bragged on tape about grabbing women’s vaginas. I’m here today to talk to you about abstinence.

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NEW: Abstinence-only education making a comeback under Trump

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Nobody is “grooming” children to be gay or trans, but a lot of people are grooming boys to be mass shooters.

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Girls reported the shooter’s death and rape threats prior to the massacre and nobody did anything about it, in case you still think the solution is “just report your attacker and let law enforcement handle it.”

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Just so we’re clear, now in Alabama, a man who rapes a woman and gets her pregnant will serve less time (if even convicted) than the person who removes the embryo that was forcibly put inside his victim.

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When you take a vacation while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.

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The straight pride parade will be mostly men because very few women will get to come.

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At this point I would feel safer if the Coronavirus gave a press conference about how it’s going to save us from Trump.

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My great-aunt escaped a concentration camp after being shot and left for dead in a ditch full of bodies then survived the rest of World War 2 living in a refrigerator box in someone’s basement, so miss me with this comparing-vaccinations-to-the-Holocaust crap.

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Just so we’re all clear since there’s a lot of disagreement about birth years: Boomer = Anyone older than you that you don’t like Millennial = Anyone younger than you that you don’t like

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Nobody in Texas owns a shovel so locals have resorted to shooting at the snow.

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Men: If you don’t want to get pregnant just don’t have sex. Women: We enjoy sex for pleasure just like you. Men: In my experience that is false. Women: You are not making the point you think you’re making.

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Under capitalism, the hardworking dog is me and the dog barely doing anything is my boss who makes 4 times my annual salary.

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Under socialism, both of these dogs would be paid the same.

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Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30. Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

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WHY DON’T WOMEN WHO WERE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED COME FORWARD SOONER SO WE CAN CALL THEM LIARS AND THREATEN THEM AT AN EARLIER DATE

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If Ted Cruz is upset about the Cleveland Indians changing their name just wait until he finds out about how he started going by Ted instead of Rafael to appeal to racists.

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[future history class] Teacher: How did World War 3 start? Anyone? Yes, Khaleesi. Kid: It s- Teacher: No, I meant Khaleesi M. Her hand was up first. Kid 2: It started because President Trump was jealous that President Obama was more popular. Teacher: Correct [holsters gun]

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Retweet if you live paycheck to paycheck and have never attempted to assassinate anyone.

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“Impeaching Trump will Just rile up his supporters.” “Charging this young rich white man with sexual assault will just ruin his life.” WHY ARE WE STILL WALKING ON EGGSHELLS TO APPEASE THESE PRIVILEGED MOTHERFUCKERS THERE ARE WAY MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE OF THEM

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To recap: A guy who dodged the draft, colluded with Russia, and defended Nazis gets to decide who's American enough to stay in the country.

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Kaitlin Bennett is 20% gun, 20% swastika, 20% I want to speak to your manager, 10% do you even know who my father is, and 30% Tomi Lahren, according to Klancestry dot com.

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FYI a woman referee is called a referee.

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Nobody thinks voting Trump out is going to fix this shit but voting him back in is definitely going to make this shit worse HOW IS THIS A HARD DECISION

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If you think you’ve made poor life decisions there’s a woman who works for Mike Pence and is engaged to Stephen Miller.

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Remember when some of us said that we openly wept when Trump won and people said that we were overreacting?

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Dr Ford: 36 years ago I was sexually assaulted. GOP: Doesn’t seem credible. The Bible: 2000 years ago Jesus’ sky dad whose existence can’t even be proven said gayness is evil. GOP: You heard the man.

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If Trump refuses to leave office we should appoint a team of women to drag him out without his consent.

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Actual interaction I just witnessed in one of the most fucked up states in the US: Elderly woman: I love your earrings. Trans woman: Thank you, young lady! Elderly woman: You’re too sweet. I’m 84! Trans woman: You are beautiful! Elderly woman: So are you!

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I’m surprised James Woods has time to tweet while he’s homeschooling his girlfriend.

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Some men seem to know way too much about age of consent laws and way too little about actual consent.

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Literally any woman Biden picked as VP was going to piss some people off but I’m glad he went with one who made Brett Kavanaugh cry.

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I don’t care if you love Kamala or hate Kamala or are somewhere in between. Watching her make Brett Kavanaugh weep was better than drugs.

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The reason no one you know has tested positive for COVID-19 is because no one you know has been able to get tested for COVID-19.

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Imagine if white people were as vocally outraged by white supremacist rallies as they are by a guy not standing for the National Anthem.

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Critical race theory is an attack on our country’s core values.

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You know what was more disrespectful to Barron than saying his name? Cheating on his mother while she was pregnant with him.

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Congratulations to Ann Coulter on being so awful that people are actually siding with an airline.

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Men: It’s gotten to the point where I have to be careful about how I talk to women which is a huge inconvenience. Women: We have been carrying our keys laced through our fingers like Wolverine’s claws since we were 10 but please, go on.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever experienced rich powerful men being held accountable for their actions?

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Imagine if a woman president got on Twitter every morning to complain about people being mean and unfair to her. Weak. Hysterical. Shrill. Bitch. Unfit to lead.

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Mitch McConnell didn’t defend his wife. Ted Cruz didn’t defend his wife. Josh Hawley ran. Jordan Peterson cried. Abbott refused to debate in front of an audience. Are these really your alpha male heroes?

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Imagine living on Earth and voting against something called The Clean Air Act.

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Laura Ingraham comparing Greta Thunberg to Children of the Corn is a historic moment because it’s the first time a Nazi has ever insulted someone for having blond hair and blue eyes.

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GOP parent: How do I explain Bert and Ernie being gay to my kids? Normal parent: How do I explain the president who raped his first wife, endorsed a child molester, said he’d date his daughter if he weren’t her dad, and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy to my kids?

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It’s not slut-shaming to tell someone not to jerk their partner off in public, especially when that someone claims drag shows are indecent and harmful to children. Hope that clears things up.

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Our 71-year-old President with an approval rating well below 50% is throwing a parade for himself, but please tell me more about how millennials all want “participation trophies”.

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There are actually people who are angry at a teenage girl for trying to save the planet but not at the president of the United States for trying to destroy it.

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I just told a male coworker that I don’t have children and he said “that you know of” so can we maybe please stop letting cis men make laws about our bodies and literally everything else?

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"Mom, tell me about Civil War 2." Well, honey, we held a rich white man accountable for his actions and he was too emotional to handle it.

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In case you thought Ted Cruz was spineless before, he literally just challenged a dude to a fight with someone else.

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I’d rather be associated with people who drop the f-bomb in public than with people who use the n-word in private.

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Way too many people don’t seem to know that a pregnant 10-year-old is proof of rape by itself. Yikes.

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